i will call you the greater bill and bill schulz is the lesser bill.r romney and big achieve meant for rick or a story to manufacture news? >> this is a very inspirational republican contest. we have a lead candidate who gave us a version of obama care before obama. we had before this, the second guy was the guy who accepted money from freddy mac, and now the front runner who lost his seat by 18 points the last time around. that said, it is an achievement by rick santorum. he has moved out and surprised everyone. >> it is a tragic day for newt. but he will be back. don't count him out. he is like a zombie. newt is like a zombie. you can shoot him. you can stab him, and he keeps coming back. do the results just speak to the fickleness of the gop voter? >> when newt comes back, everybody remembers the reason they didn't vote him into office in the first place, right? what you have on the table is everybody in search of the gop. i think what santorum said last night, he is not running as a conservative alternative to mitt romney. she running as a conserva

it is about bill schulz's three nipples. and our new york times correspondent, good to see you, pinch. >> inning rid -- ingrid riel yells profiles the city in belgium. the piece reminds me of something, quote, una-panuna una-panuna-bunga. and loosely translated that means i would like some mayo with my fries please. sorry, it is the only belgian i know. >> well let's move on. can they give an award without us getting board? yes, it is oscar time once again, and people all-around the world will be waiting breathlessly on sunday for the nightmare to end. what can be done to make the show more fun? well bloomburg writer, if that is her real name, offers suggestions to reverse the trend of the broadcast's dwindling viewer ship. first, kill everyone. she suggests splitting the best picture category into two segments. one for movies that sell pour than 10 million tickets and others that sell for less. she notes this would mean the films people actually saw like harry potter that was about a gardener who has a hair problem, "rise o

what happened when bill schulz visited the tallest basketball player in the world?adly, he returned. >>> paul stergis is not only the tallest harlem globe trotter, but he is the tallest player on earth and maybe even including saturn. the -- with the team in town for another big win "red eye" interviewed the goliath and to be both so big and british. >> thanks, greg. i am at madison square garden, home of the rangers, the knicks and the occasional awful guns and roses concert. let's go to an arena big enough to hold the world's tallest basketball player. well actually we couldn't get into msg because of something called the westminster dog show. but we are currently right next door, and it it is what i would like to think is the greatest conference room in the world. if we can, perspective shot, paul, tiny, stergis, a real new york giant. let's do it. i would be remiss if i didn't ask, would you be my valentine? >> i already have several offers, but i will take the rose. >> wow, all right. it is like a lot of other women i know too. now, for starters, your accent is

should acknowledge, the closest thing that we have to a president, charlotte's secretary, george schulz. [applause] diane acknowledged, in a group of mayors, identifying the ones who are here now. but this city has a legacy of all the people who have served and continually participate. not only is gina here, but kathleen alioto is here. [applause] a true son of san francisco, kevin shelley is here. of the supervisors, john of a los -- avalos is here. in the citywide elected officials, bill cain is here. on the state level, tom [unintelligible] [applause] the board of equalization member, betty yi. [applause] and, of course, mr. mayor, i refer to -- is that yours? [laughter] >> i believe so. >> two children. already proposes and ready to seek headlines. emily more arrests. [applause] state comptroller, john chomp. [applause] and your own controller, ben rosenfield. [applause] school board member, rachel morton. [applause] school board member, sandra lee [applause] you referred earlier to selecting the chief. which is great, sir. gavin named the first female fire chief. [applause] and you

applause] and now, everyone, please join the san francisco symphony and our chief of protocol, charlotte schulz, here on stage in welcoming our host, mayor edwin m. lee and first lady anita lee, and the man of the our, our special guest, mr. tony bennett. [applause] -- the man of the our -- the man of the hour, our special guest, mr. tony bennett. [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] that is the way you make an entrance, right? [applause] well, mayor lee, mrs. lee, and honored guests, for 50 years, the sounds of tony bennett and his rendition of "i left my heart in san francisco" has said to the world that this city by the bay is the capital of love, beauty, and a unique style that made it one of the plan its tourist destinations. mr. bennett, your voice is the voice of san francisco, and this is your day. [applause] we have a fantastic program for you today. we have some local singers inspired by mr. bennett's career, and they will pay tribute to mr. bennett in song. tony bennett, your dedication to young people is known through countless projects such as your exploring the arts foundat

and the janitors keep trying to empty him, bill schulz. and he is the thinking man's grizzly adams, the most rugged thing to come out of scotland. sitting next to me, gavin mcguinness, and his book "how to [bleep] in public comes out march 20th." yes, we will bleep it. we will blur it. and it is no wonder he is going under. good to see you, pinch. >> that's one book be -- we will not be reviewing. >> they shall best the patriots a score of 62.3 to the color as you are. truth be told, sports isn't exactly the paper of records real house. that said, i am excited to introduce the new wheel house section this week. whereupon we will profile several 19th century steering stations that are real jim dandy's. no more sports section for us. >> it is about time. >>> we are a nation torn over library porn. yes, the washington state library district, is there any other, has refused to allow access to on-line smut, and now it is sued by something. when computer users type porn into a search engine, it is as if porn doesn't exist. terrifying, but true.

it is bill schulz. and he has more guns than a texas pawnshop. sitting next to me, the co-host of the -- >> that has happened. >> i call it the opiny, the opie and anthony show. and our new york times correspondent. >> the arts and leisure files, a transformation of the kama sue trough. the guide to all things woopie includes new positions like the dangling monkey and, of course, hotel for dogs. >> that sounds nice. >> it is all very graphic. >> all right then. >> well, fla didn't go his way. he didn't rate in the sunshine state. gingrich hit a ditch in florida on tuesday night with romney dropping the bomney. after the drumming the former speaker conceited defeat striking a more humble tone. >> if you help us in addition to winning the presidency, we elect a republican senate and a republican house, and i will ask them on january 3rd to stay in office, and i will ask them to immediately pass the repeal of obama care. >> i guess i forgot what humble means. well, then he added this. >> my goal is to have all three bills sitting there waiting so th

and bill schulz, he thinks he is hosting the oscars. and michael money gnaw han. pretty sure that is a made up job. and our new york times correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> he profiled scientists using stem cells that will provide a way to treat infertility. i don't know what that means, but i am definitely against a presidential candidate. rick santorum didn't say it, but he thinks. it is what the times has been flirting with. that's a strategy that really makes covering hard news easier, don't you know. by gum and/or hitherto. >> it is what you have been doing all along. >> it is the question on absolutely nobody's mind. when will he address the missing vest? in breaking santorum news, rick has stopped wearing his signature armless sweater. when asked about the matter he told yaw -- yahoo news, quote, i don't wear them every day. he said, but he hasn't worn one in seven days. the pennsylvania pistol kicked up controversy by calling president obama a snob. >> not all folks are gifted in the same way. some people had incredible gifts with their hands. some

bill schulz, he thinks he is on "the voice" right now. and next to me is the former u.s. ambassador to the u.n and fox news contributor. right now he is considering whether or not to shave his mustache live on the show. stay tuned. and his readers are leaving because his cart cals -- his articles are deceiving. good to see you, pinch. >> today in sports he focuses on the five-time olympic medal list as she trains to jump back into the bull at the advanced age of 40. and to that i say big deal you buoyant harlet. i am 161 years young and training to be a shot put and be a paper maid curling during the winter games or something to read as the wrestlers grunt their way to making way to top their locker room toilets. >> you are not really. >> will negotiations get bumpy as iran acts jumpy? the islamic country is no longer the ray of sunshine i once thought it was? warning that it would take preemptive actions against the perceived foes if it felt threatened. talk about a snub, tucker. iran's deputy armed forces head said, quote, our strategy is that if we feel our enemies wan

should acknowledge, the closest thing that we have to a president, charlotte's secretary, george schulz. [applause] diane acknowledged, in a group of mayors, identifying the ones who are here now. but this city has a legacy of all the people who have served and continually participate. not only is gina here, but kathleen alioto is here. [applause] a true son of san francisco, kevin shelley is here. of the supervisors, john of a los -- avalos is here. in the citywide elected officials, bill cain is here. on the state level, tom [unintelligible] [applause] the board of equalization member, betty yi. [applause] and, of course, mr. mayor, i refer to -- is that yours?

local human services agency and leadership there but through the human services agency that herb schulz been a great leader in. and we get to show off with mr. sheldon's visit here. he will see this as one of the many examples of how we use the funds to stimulate our economy, but also how we have transformed the individual lives. we have people who really did not have the skill sets, wondering whether or not they would be able to use the opportunity to gain job skills that would sustain them, whether they wanted to get more education or create more education opportunities that led to a career. you will be able to visit some of those individuals that are working right here today. you cannot escape them because they have such big windows. you have to see them working. no breaks here, but they're working because they are building these skills that have been interest in. and these skills will lead them to a great many opportunities that are forthcoming. that is exactly what the administration, the federal government wished it to happen. this is what we are actually doing. this is what our s