please welcome amy schumer. ♪ ♪ ( applause ) >> oh!> stephen: thanks for being here. >> it's like being in new orleans. thank you, i woke up like this. >> stephen: really? those are your pajamas? >> yeah, i'm so cozy. >> stephen: you sleep as a sexy gangster? >> that's right. that is correct. >> stephen: nice to see you. >> it's nice to see you. >> stephen: the last time i saw you physically was in february, i think, the last time i saw you. since then you blowed up, you got the "trainwreck" you got a peabody award for "inside amy schumer." you're on the cover of "gx magazine." >> there she is. >> stephen: until you were supplanted by me. i was going to go for "star wars" theme. >> yeah, what happened? >> stephen: well, you stole it. you took it first. i was going to do java the hut because i got muffin top for days, baby. meanwhile, congratulations. >> thank you. they didn't ask you to wear a leather bra? >> stephen: "ask" is not the word i would do. the last time we saw each other was the glamorous woman of the year award. >> you are

. >> and nobody was hotter than amy schumer. she is the it girl. >> yes, she is. >> "e.t."t the emmys where history is made. ♪ you're beautiful >> schumer shuts it down. >> i'm going to black out. >> turning it open with her fellow funny ladies and working it backstage. >> you were so cute and emotional out there. >> i like the fact that you actually remembered to thank your makeup artist for the smokey eye. >> thanks, everybody, who has helped me and the girl who gave me the sort of smokey eye. >> what a trash bag. what do you want? i have a lower back that too. >> she sent me a sweet text. she said i looked pretty but not smart. >> she did number. >>. >> she did not. >> yes, she did. >> that feels good. he brought ice packs with him. i'm like meat at a butcher sh >> i'm a wet, sweaty bac i'm dripping. >> there is built in air conditioning in the dress. >> i can't think of anything but the heat i'm afraid. my brain is just fried. >> what is up with this? >> my gosh. it's really hot. >> i regret not wearing underwear. >> let me tell what you, i might stand here and talk you

>>> inside madonna's wild night with amy schumer. >> plus, the massive press crush over trump and the debate ang the others missed. >> it's what's coming up on "entertainment tonight." >> back up. >> we're in that scrum chasing him down. >> an action star, a psychic and clay aiken behind the scenes for "e.t." as stars try to describe trump's hair color. >> unsavory salmon. >> tuscan surprise. >> and it was this hash tag the real winner? >> plus, madonna's schumer smack is a bloody brawl breaks out over bieber. >> and where we saw christy brinkley and john mellencamp. and mariah without her new man. only talking to "e.t." >> not going to be inside tonight. >> then. >> blake livly has a beautiful nose. >> a plastic surgery explosion. >> we're at the doctors behind aerial winter's breast procedures and kylee's lips dividing hollywood. >> maybe they should wait. >> go for >> and child stars before fame.

, governor cuomo and mayor bluegrass -- mayor de blasio and cardinal dole. >> schumer saying a short time ago he was simply wowed by meeting the pope and hissening to the pope earlier today in washington. >> told sade he had chills up and down his spine, he was still feeling the chills back in new york, and i think that's what father malone was saying that, you know, he, people of all stripes and all politics and all persuasions react o this man. from argentina. first jesuit pope, the first pope [ indiscernible ] [ cheers and applause ]

they greeted the mayor, senator schumer, governor cuomo. you can see security hopefully fanning through here it is about to hatch. here you see all these folks trying to get a glimpse. we are hoping you are sticking with this. people came from across the country, across the world to see this. people visiting new york, getting tickets in here. >> stacey unless you grow about 8 inches, we will keep talking to you but it looks like you froze in your picture so we can't tell what everyone else was seeing -- there we go. >> point the camera to the street, stacey so we can see when the car goes by. >> absolutely. kevin, come on up. bring the camera up slowly. ment if we don't freeze up, hopefully you can see it. security just swept through. you can see thousands and thousands of people lining 5th avenue. we have been here for hours. we saw it go from a smaller crowd to the crowd that is swelling at this point. we are on 5th between 52nd and 51st street right now. we talked to people young today, people who were 89 years old and they all share a c

you mentioned amy schumer, one of the amazing hosts "saturday night live" has. got some snl secrets. >> miley cyrus in the premiere episode. looking forward to a lot of pasties. >> oh my god. who are you? what do you mean? >> got amy schumer, crazy big fan of and tracy morgan coming back for a third episode. and looking forward to it. and the weekend is coming. excited to hear the weeknd play live. >> snl star joins seth myers at the third season of "the awesome" premiering september 8th. >> that is the most amazing thing i have ever seen. >> myers also supporting microsoft's #the world and j. lo and ellen voted for their favorite non-profit. >> for survival, a charity that raises money for cancer research. happy that continues to grow every year. >> back now to snl. the new season starts one month from today on october 3rd. >>> coming up, she claims that she slept with josh duggar, one of the stars of "19 kids and counting," but are the star's claims believable? >> how do i know you're telling the truth? >> plus, getting personal with captain america, chris thi

amy schumer o the show. things got crazy when amy decided to jump back on the stage during one of the songs. amy shows us everything that she's working with. getting a little twerky back on stage. and, of course, you knew they were going to do something we have to censor. the pop queen got a little too slap happy. taking it all in along with 20,000 other people were j-lo arianna gran day made a granden was channeling his material girl. they're doing it all over in new york tonight and posted that amy officially in her gang. >> how did that come about? >> chris ro called me and he is like she wants you to open for her. and i'm like that's insane. there is no o i would rather open for. >> now we're jetting to paris where a bieber fan brawl went down toda one fan was clearly injured after getting into a fight outside of the radio station before justin was scheduled to perform. but crowd chilled out once bieber hit the stage. he sang a strip down version of his new single what do you mean and hoodie to protect h

hackers bought them for face value and sold them for as much as $8,000, and schumer says it has to stop. >> through autodialing, all tickets are gone in a matter of minutes, and then they sell them to a secondary website, which sells them for thousands of dollars. >> and schumer is now introducing legislation to stop the software boots from getting around the ticket sales. he is urging congress to identify and shut down the ticket sales. >>> a genetic test could determine if some women with early stage breast cancer should skip chemotherapy. it's oncotype dx, and it will help to determine if a woman's cancer will come back. a low score means the woman could safely skip chemo and still beat the disease. >>> something that is rarely talked about, but some believe it's the secret for younger looking skin. >> i think it's about time women shave their faces. >> reporter: you heard that right. women should shave their face for a smoother complexion. >> you can feel the difference when you go over your face. >> charlie: proven beauty treatment, but admittedly not for everyone just yet. >> i fe

the underlying technology -- >> what about senator schumer's suggestion the underlying software? >> the software could work. the thing with software is software could be updated. there is no restriction what kind of software you could load. there are people who have customized drone software, changing what the manufacturer's drone software was, usually to enhance flight characteristics or flight planning. but certainly if there's a geographical restriction there can be software changes that could take that restriction away. >> beyond the part where people can change or modify the software hasn't this type of technology wk so successful thal that people could build their own drones anyway? >> the plastic parts of the drone could be made by 3d printers, the flight control system could be purchased in pieces and where in some cases hobbyists could build their own drone. that could become more sophisticated at time rather than less sophisticated. that is why in my opinion something more than pure legislation has to be put in place to make it less likely that individuals or groups of

senator schumer got on the case and started calling for more oversight. now the agency known for exhaustive investigation of airplanes disasters says they will send inspectors to limo crashes. in the wake of the deadly long island crash, our investigation revealed when a limousine is altered the original frame is cut in half with side panels added. the problem is there are barely any safety standards guiding these modifications. for example, some stretch limos have three steel reinforced bars inside the panels. but others, in order to save >> if i can do this, once this collapsed, the vehicle is driving through it. >> reporter: the ns -- ntsb says it will investigate some limousine accidents. senator schumer says this is a giant step in the right direction. >> they will be looking at what caused the crash. they will be examining the remains of the car after the crash and that is the first step to establishing standards for stretch limos. >> reporter: the ntsb did investigate the van limo crash on the new jersey turnpike that seriously injured comedian tra

who dares suggest that chuck schumer is doing this? >> oh, my god. okay.o, you don't get the point. you're the last person on the face of the earth that appears to get the point. >> are you kidding me? go to the rally? why didn't you go to the rally yesterday? there's lots of reasonable people who are making a lot of sense. okay, and it's not like the republican party has been reasonable every step of the way as this deal was being put together. in fact, they have been horrific. in fact, they have been worse. and -- >> than whom? >> a lot of people are saying it's the hardest decision they had to make is a reasonable way of deciding whether to go for or against the deal, because this deal is not easy. but you tell me what other viable options there are. >> the president said it's easy. you're missing my whole point. >> at this point, it is easy, yes. >> he said all along this is the easiest decision anybody can make. if you go to the american university speech and he says if you're not for this deal, you're ignorant or in bed with the iranian hardliners. i

she's not the only one bound for book shelves, amy schumer announced she signed a deal for her first book. the girl with the lower back tattoo. she landed $8-10 million advance. just another win in what has been a very good year for the recent emmy winner. two books that are going to do very well. >> so well. it's a good year to be amy schumer and shonda rhymes, good decade to be shonda rhymes. >> already went, her television, you know, series, the show is on thursday, now she's coming out with a new one about a group of women doctors in iraq. >> yeah, she's, i mean hitting it out of the park over and over again. >> so is amy schumer, i look rward to both books. >>> there's no shortage of cool things t do in the city, unless

. >>> new york senator chuck schumer is taking aim at online sales of synthetic marijuana. today he called on the d.e.a. to create a special unit to investigate dealers and customers on the web. he says that drug rings and some bodegas are using the sites which are mostly based in china. right now senator schumer says there are no resources to stop them. >> unless we find a way to choke off their supply, synthetic drugs are going to keep delivering very real and very painful consequences. >> schumer's plan, police the vendors and notify payment and credit card companies to overturn the transactions. according to the senator, federal statistics show that 2300 emergency room visits over two months were related to synthetic marijuana use. >>> say it ain't so. the sun sets on the last weekend of the summer. coming up on eyewitness news, a >>> we take you back live to cuba and another live look inside the havana cathedral where hundreds of people are right now listening to pope francis during tonight's evening vespers there. and soon he will be making it here. >> yes, for sure.

legislation being proposed by senator chuck schumer. easier for you to buy tickts for the show you want to see before scalpers scoop them all up. greg has details for us, dpreg? >> billy joel's final concert here at the coliseum was one of the hottest tickets of the summer, but getting your hands on those tickets was made a lot more difficult and very expensive because of technology that, as you said, one lawmaker now wants to ban. if you've ever gone online to gotten this response, you know the feeling. >> it's frustrating. it really is. it's sort of like, i think it's to the point you expect it. >> reporter: lisa came up empty the day tickets went on sale for billy joel's last concert. more than 16,000 tickets were sold out in a few minutes. >> you figure you hit the lottery if you get a ticket. you go online, let me give a try. i know i'm not going to get a ticket because it will be sold out. >> reporter: computer programs are the reason tickets sell out

senator schumer wants agents to go after the website that sells these drugs. >> unless we find a way to choke off their supply, synthetic drugs are going to keep delivering very real and very painful consequences. >> schumer also wants the dea to put credit cards and paypal on notice as well. he doesn't want them doing business with the websites that sell those synthetic drugs. >>> several lawmakers and activists pushing to create a stonanall national park in greenwich village. the move would give a higher profile to the place where gay rights began. they're afraid the designation could get stuck in congress, so they'd like president obama to make it. >>> well, aftut winning one game each, e mets and yanks mixed it up for the finale of the subway series. matt harvey pitching five greater weight innings, striking out seven, allowing only one hit. however,vehe mets fell apart after that. xth inning, carlos beltran hits a two-run double. ackley hit a three-run home run. the yanks go on to hose them 11-2. the game also had an unexpected visitor. a pigeon started walking around the infiel

there is new york senior senator chuck schumer now greeting the pontiff. next in line will be new york's mayor bill de blasio. senator schum other having an extended conversation with him. now the mayor of new york phil de blasio. and cardinal dolan is in there saying something. everybody smiling. this is really just a joyous moment for all. >> we also have the invocation as we watch this. we have seen it so many times. the pope may wade into some of the crowd. i think people of the crowd have come to expect and hope that they may be able to reach out and touch him and even talk to him. >> you see cardinal dolan pointing out the workers and the pope is weaving to them. just an electrical response over here. where the school kids are. another wave there. those are the moments people look for. lester, you're right. somebody described pope francis as the one-on-one pope. the pope who picks up the cell phone and calls people on their birthday. the pope loves to go into the crowds and shake hands. will he do this here? i'm not sure because he is getting ready t

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no one was hotter than amy schumer. >> schumer shutting it down. >> i'm going to black out. >> turning it up with her fellow funny ladies and working it back stage. >> you were so cute and emotional up there. >> i like that you actually remembered to thank your make-up artist for the smoky eye. >> thank everybody who has helped me on this girl who gave me this sort of smoky eye. >> what a trash bag. lo back. >> have you called up many of your friend. ? >> jennifer sent me a sweet text. >> what did she say? >> that i look pretty, but not smart. >> wero, she did not. >> she did. >> oh, that feels good. brought ice packsnith us. >> i'm like meat at a butcher shop. >> a wet sweaty back. i'm dripping. >> b wn air conditioning in the dress. >> oh, i can't think of anything but the heat, i'muilt ifraid. my brain -- >> fried. >> fried. >> what is up with this? >> my gosh, it is really hot. >> i regret not wearing underwear. >> i might a here and talk to you all day because this fan is giving me what i need. >> what is that you're wearing? >> nancy odell. >> i have a clothinstandline, so i thou

it gives chuck schumer some pause. >> the people right now want someone representing this nation that will look out for the best interests of america. this deal does not do that. >> general russel honore, you remember him, ten years after katrina, he was saying this along with our turning the back on the military, you know, russian ships just off the coast, chinese ships just off the alaskan coast, it's all part and parcel of taking this advantage of this perceived power vacuum. and that rage is part of what's going on. >> 300,000 vets dies on a waiting list, 900,000 waiting right now? i don't think you have a single republican vote on obamacare, and american people say we want checks and balances, overwhelming victory, and since then they've rubber stamped everything coming out of white house. >> not everything. >> a lot. >> why did mitch mcconnell go along with it and provide the vehicle to a simple, you know, majority and all? , you would have to get up to two thirds to reject the deal. he went along with that. >> very, very serious mistake. i don't know why he did it, but it was a

were there. >> reporter: schumer says he hopes by next year the person using the bot and the ticket seller could face a million dollar fine. jodi goldberg, fox 5 news. dari: stocks took a huge tumble on wall street today as investors continue to worry about china's weakening economy. the dow dropping 312 points, dipping below 16,000 for the first time in several weeks, the s&p sinking 49 points. nasdaq down 142. >>> what's good for the pope can be rather good for business. steve: alison morris takes a look at his impact on the brands he interacted with. and this: >> we know mars once was a planet like earth. steve: the new discovery that is changing scientists' view of the possibility of life on the red trophies: best cracked pepper sauce... most ribs eaten while calf yep, greatness deserves recognition. whoomp there it is uh, yeah... well, uh, well there's this one. best insurance mobile app? yeah, two years in a row. well i'll be... does that thing just follow you around? like a little puppy! the award-winning geico app. steve: there's some publicity money can't buy. dari: without

. >> schumer is jewish. >> i have not met a lot of iranians called david schumer. do they know when you say your time. -- name. i'm i say i'm jewish. >> why did so many leave. many of them - i think it is. >> you do. you leave the tehran and iran. it's something else. many come to iran for a visit. >> iran's jews have roots going back 3,000 years. the question everyone is asking, have. >> i'm impressed that once you have a state in iran, it's their home. or do believe that they want to stay there long term, or continue the community. >> coming up, we talk to an iranian jew who left the country and said the jews that remain there are persecuted, but can't >> saturdays on al jazeera america. >> a team of scientists are taking their inspiration from nature. >> technology... it's a vital part of who we are - >>they had some dynamic fire behavior... >> and what we do... >> transcranial direct stimulation... don't try this at home! >> techknow's team of experts show you how the miracles of science... >> this is my selfie... what can you tell me about my future? >> ...can

schumer instagrammed this picture of the hotel room flooded with balloons sen never tell jennifer l your room number. she just signed a book deal for $8 million to $10 million and who knew an hath away was a big fa she sat down with our carly steel. >> you recently said you have a big fan girl crush on amy schumer. you have been tweeting. have you talked yet? >> no. no, never met amy. i love her. but, no, i haven >> perhaps "train wrec 2." >> >> i hear there is going to be a second one. >> i'd love to see new that. >> i would love to see me in that, too. not going to lie. that is open hearted wish. >> amy is not the only one who anne hathaway is drooling at a premier of her new movie and is also crazy about mariah carey. >> mariah carey is coming tonig >> i know. we were listening her to get ready. and i'm like really, what do you think she is going to wear? is she here yet? >> she's so excited you're here. >> that is too cute. >> when she did arrive, she was with her new man james packer whose company helped finance "the intern." this was the first official red carpet together. and in t

. >>> finally, amy schumer's book mahave a title.s one she told us about first. >> i like the fact you remeered to smoky high. >> what do you want? >> this is the reason wait before getting inked. the tribal trend has been dead for a decade. reportedly paying $9 million for the ri the title isn't 100% confirmed. but the book is due in 2016. >>> amy is posing for the world famous calendar. the 201 edition will celebrate women achievement yokoono are also a part of it. on tway, have you seen jessica alba's beauty roine? it really is something to behold. >> what's this all about? >>> we're with the trainers who get these stars shredded and they have tips for all of us regular folk. >> i had to work out to to like compete with >> trim the leg and abs. >>> that's ahead. >>> closed captioning provided by -- my name is jamir dixon and i'm a locate and mark fieldman for pg&e. most people in the community recognize the blue trucks as pg&e. my truck is something new... it's an 811 truck. when you call 811, i come out to your house and i mark o

first up, comedienne amy schumer on top of the world, she just won an emmy for "inside amy schumer,"trainwreck" is a hit. >> now she signed a book deal for $8 million to $10 million. the memoir working title "the girl with the lower back tattoo." >> that's funny. >> isn't there another term for those? comes out late next year. also in the wings, a movie with her new best friend jennifer lawrence. >> they wrote the screenplay together and will star in it together as sisters. this photo of schumer under a giant balloon bouquet. the caption "never tell jennifer l. your room number." >> that's awesome. >> good gift there. >>> okay, so what is the best rock song? >> the best rock song. >> best ever rock song. unfortunately it's not one of the one direction songs. a british academic came up with software that analyzed the list and decided this is the most iconic song ever. ♪ entertain us ♪ here we are now entertain us ♪ >> yeah, that's nirvana, "smells like teen spirit." fiat commissioned the study hoping it would help them sell their model car. can grunge really do that? we'll have to wai

that moment son the we also show you how we celebrated with jon hamm and amy schumer. >> and we have so much more. but we're not finished yet with the scorching red carpet. i mean scorching as far as heat and the styles. so what were the hottes trends? here's the person that knows it all, our fashion expert. >> of course, nancy, you looked great with a sun and that heat. oh, my gosh. the emmys were like a rock concert. i saw a lot of heavy metal. there were chains everywhere. the had silver chains, shoulders, straps. a chic look. >> you have a little edge going on. >> no clair danes was awesome. it had a beautiful metal shoulder strap as well she went for prada. but her dress had chunky links that held the gown up. carrie washington, she really embraced the metallic theme in a shor jacobs gown that looked like chan this is the t length 2.0. >> this dress off the runway. >> yes. i was just on it days ago. we loved it. they sent it. so here w >> and my ultimate fav, kristina hendricks, row upon row of metallic sequins. >> you know it's not a heavy as it looks. it'scomfortable. >> one t

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we have amy schumer and she's having a moment right now. >> definitely the year of the amy.een the it girl and i think much like melissa mccarthy won the year of bridesmaids this her year for train wreck a lot of support behind amy and i got to give it on the another another amy amy four pohler. this is the last year she can win for parks and recreation. it's a battle amies versus jul julia. >> parks and rec had a tough time at emmys. >> people really love and support the show. i got to go with zen toy mentality when there's a last chance to nominate a show it would be great to see amy pohler win. >> speaking of last chance to award show in a dramatic series, mad men. >> mad men this is last chance to win won a lot of emmys for best drama series much what happened last year with breaking bad and all the awards it won and look oh my god could it have been a better final season for mad men. it was tremendous. >> breaking bad is out of the category here, it pushes mad men back up. >> exactly much great competition in the category. game of thrones got the most nominations of any

. >> amy schumer winning for best variety sketch show, thanking -- >> the girl that gave me smokey eye. >> i really love it. >> thank you so much. after lady gaga making the first ever emmy appearance. >> i'm so pleased to be here tonight amongst this talented and ambitious company. >> morgan got atward for best drama series. >> i want to thank the academy for the time i had on the congratulations to all of the winners and for a complete list. log on to emmys dolt come coming to you from los angeles. >>> wesley snipes and philip winchester star in nbc's new thriller the player premiering thursday. we're in las vegas where the show is set. >> vegas will become one of the characters in this action packed show from the makers of the blacklist. >> this is the house. we have the probability of criminal activity are determined. there are always three members of the house. i am the pit boss. will you be our player? >> an organization of wealthy individuals gamble on the ability the player to stop major crime from playing out. >> crimes, mr. cain. we gamble on crime. >> they have technology th

. >>> finally, amy schumer's book mahave a title.e she told us about first. >> i like the fact you remeered to smoky high. >> what do you want? >> this is the reason wait before getting inked. the tribal trend has been dead for a decade. reportedly paying $9 million for the ri the title isn't 100% confirmed. but the book is due in 2016. >>> amy is posing for the world famous calendar. the 201 edition will celebrate women achievement yokoono are also a part of it. on tway, have you seen jessica alba's beauty roine? it really is something behold. >> what's this all about? >>> we're with the trainers who get these stars shredded and they have tips for all of us regular folk. >> i had to work out to to like compete with >> trim the leg and abs. >>> that's ahead. >>> closed captioning provided by -- >>> th is claire danes getting her walk of fame this morning. she won thr two of those for homelands which returns october 4th. >> meanwhile, actress turned ceo jessica alba is having a coca is battling two lawsuits which claim her products do