and scientology is just a big fat global scam. - oh, we are gonna sue you! - what? - yeah, you think you can say our religion is lie? we'll sue you, buddy! - you told me it was a lie! - oh, now you're putting words in my mouth! you are so sued! - you can't make fun of scientology, kid! we are gonna sue your ass and your balls! - yeah! - that's right! - how dare you mock our faith, you little punk! you'll be hearing from our lawyers tomorrow! - we've just had an incredible development here, mitch! tom cruise, john travolta and r. kelly have all come out of the closet! - so you're not the prophet, huh? you made me look stupid. i'm gonna sue you too! - well, fine! go ahead and sue me! - i will! i'll sue you in england! - you are so sued, kid! - well, go on then, sue me! - we're going to! - okay, good, do it! i'm not scared of you! sue me! captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! thank you so much f