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and music from scott weiland. >> jimmy: i might just get naked and run around screaming at the top of myab >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with exciting news. "jimmy kimmel live" now has an app. that's right. just like a real show. here now with all the details, our spokesmodel, katie. hello, katie. how are you? >> good, how are you? >> jimmy: go ahead. >> we are pleased to -- you -- what was that? >> jimmy: yours is in blue. >> hello, i'm pleased to be here to introduce the "jimmy kimmel live" app. >> jimmy: and we are pleased to have you, katie. tell us about some of the apps features. >> with the "jimmy kimmel live" app, you can watch video from the show anywhere on the go. >> jimmy: even like in the tub? >> i mean, if it's waterproof. >> jimmy: even at the circus? >> i mean, sure, if you want to, what if you lose it on a roller coaster. >> jimmy: even if your riding a unicorn in heaven? >> i would be hard to ride that and hold this. >> jimmy: okay, back to the cue cards. >> and you can read all jimmy kimmel's h

we have music from scott weiland and a science demonstration from our tv friend science bob pflugfeldert. our first guest tonight is one of the funniest men in the world. he is an academy award-nominated actor, director and screenwriter and one of very few people who can say they co-starred in "taxi driver" and "finding nemo." this is his first book. it is a good one, too. it's a novel called "2030: the real story of what happens to america." please welcome albert brooks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's -- well, first of all, welcome. and thanks for the memories, that's bob hope's -- >> the day after he died i stole that. >> jimmy: really? >> actually i was in negotiations when he was still alive but he didn't know it. it's too good to let go. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. great to have you here. >> i want to tell the audience something. the reason i'm here -- >> jimmy: oh. >> he wrote me a note and i -- i'm not going to read it because it was private, but he wrote me the nicest note and, you know, asking me to come and all of that and i'll tell you something, it's what did t