i'll bet scsu hasn't sent a letter to anyone yet. -yeah. -scsu sent me a letter! i got a scholarship! what? really? yeah. the recruiter saw me on your highlight reel and then called ridgewood to get my info. now we can play together for the next four years! five if we fail some classes! congratulations, willow. thanks, mrs. r. mads, we get to be together at scsu! i call top bunk! i actually didn't get a letter. oh. are you sure? not from scsu, not from scsu, no, no, no. the mailman must be stealing your letters! let's go get that jerk! thank you for coming, reggie. you might want to take off your hat because i'm about to blow your mind! behold! the veg-a-meat-a-ball-inator! (whirring) what's it doing? what's it doing? the veg-a-meat-a-ball-inator is now infusing the vegetables with meaty goodness. (fanfare) (whirring dies down) reggie, eat your vegetables. excellent texture. complex flavor. just a hint of umami. this veggie meatball shouldn't be possible. but with dr. p, anything's possible. it's not possible. there's no scientific way to turn veggies into meat. h