oops. [ laughter ] that was seb gorka, and he wasn't the only one who stumbled on to a hot set.n fact, i believe the president himself -- [ audience moaning ] is he on ozempic? he looks great. [ applause ] meanwhile, the mass deportations trump promised are under way, large-scale raids on undocumented immigrants started today. which means melania is hiding in her bedroom for two reasons now. [ laughter ] yesterday, the president signed an order to lift all government d.e.i. requirements and to put all federal employees working on d.e.i.-related initiatives on immediate leave. donald trump won't be satisfied until his administration is as white as the chiclets his son calls teeth. [ laughter ] he will not tolerate d.e.i. d.u.i. is fine, but no on the e! [ laughter ] it really is so brazen. trump says, "the only thing that matters when hiring people are aptitude and qualifications. now, please confirm this blackout drunk i got off fox news for secretary of defense." [ laughter ] it turns out, drinking on the job might actually be one of the least-disqualifying things about pete he