i'm jimmy's stand-in, sebastian maniscalco.thcare hero of the week. and the show has some good guest hosts lined up for you next week, including joel mchale, nikki glaser, sean hayes, and george lopez. in a 22-season major league career, our guest tonight hit 696 home runs, won a world series title and three american league mvp awards, and he's not even the most famous person in his own house. one week from tonight, he'll broadcast baseball's opening night, yankees at nationals on espn. please welcome a-rod himself, alex rodriguez. thank you so much for being here, how you doing, bro? >> i'm doing great, what's happening, my brother? >> sebastion: i don't even consider myself a celebrity or famous at all. and i had the pleasure of eating dinner at your house. you invited my wife lana and i to your house. since you're the social one in the relationship, quite like my wife, did you and j. lo make that decision together? or did you come home one day and say "the maniscalcos are coming for dinner", and she went, "ah, what are you d

i'm sebastian maniscalco back again for a second night. do the show tonight. i showed up and someone took my temperature and it was 101°. i said listen, i'm italian. i run hot. but i'm a hypochondriac so i constantly think i got coronavirus. i'm walking around every day smelling my toilet and candles making sure i don't have this thing. they just told me that the ratings were fantastic last night, which is nice. i'm not complaining about that. but when i told my parents that, they said "why? "did the other two guys pass away?" my mom told me i was too stiff and that my suit didn't fit. and my dad wanted to know why i didn't mention my cousin's construction company. i'm just so glad to be working again. my days normally start out with the zoom preschool circle time song, "the joey's are here today." the joey's are here today. hip hip hip hooray.

i'm sebastian maniscalco back again for a second night.me do the show tonight. i showed up and someone took my temperature and it was 101°. i said listen, i'm italian. i run hot. but i'm a hypochondriac so i constantly think i got coronavirus. i'm walking around every day smelling my toilet and candles making sure i don't have this thing. they just told me that the ratings were fantastic last night, which is nice. i'm not complaining about that. but when i told my parents that,

you won't find that on the shows sebastian maniscalco is hosting next week. and this is big news, too. after years of considering it, i have finally joined cameo. if you're not familiar cameo is an app where people can make their favorite depressed celebrities say whatever they want. and this pandemic has made me just sad enough to join. so if you're a fan of mine and you'd like a greeting from me for you or a friend for any occasion, come find me on cameo. i recorded my first cameo videos for fans this week and i thought i'd give you a look. check it out. hey, sara, it's billy eichner. this is my first cameo. your friend jen told me to tell you happy birthday, and she's thinking about you, and she really wishes she could be with you this weekend. and she wanted me to tell you that, as a white person, you have implicit bias, because your parents are racist and your grandparents are racist and you are inherently racist. so, have the best weekend, and you really need to work on yourself this summer. okay, happy birthday, sara, even though you haven't really ear