from "destroyer", sebastian stan. this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from jeff goldblum and the mildred snitzer orchestra featuring haley reinhart. and now, hold fast, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. thank you for coming. always glad to see a positive vibe. today is -- i don't know if you know this, today's a notable day here in the united states of america. today is the second anniversary of donald trump being elected our 45th and final president. that's right. i think we all remember where we were that night two years ago. i was at bevmo trying to return a bottle of champagne without a receipt. times have changed. two years ago, our greatest fear was gluten and now here we are. you know, they say that on a night like tonight, if you go out into the woods, if you listen very closely, you can still hear hillary clinton scream. true. today also happens to be jeff sessions' first day of unemployment. president trump fired his attorney general yesterday and skipped over his deput

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tonight -- anthony anderson -- from "destroyer", sebastian stan -- this week in unnecessary censorshipom jeff goldblum and the mildred snitzer orchestra featuring haley reinhart -- and now, hold fast, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] zbli thank you for watching. thank you for coming.

later this week our guests include melissa mccarthy, anthony anderson, dennis miller, sebastian stan,music from jeff goldblum featuring haley reinhart, the milk carton kids. and tomorrow night, we are live for an up-to-the-moment midterm election special with sacha baron cohen and l.a. mayor eric garcetti. so please join us for what will [ cheers and applause ] either be one of the happiest or most depressing nights of your life. all right. of all of the taraji hensons in the world, with their many middle initials, our first guest tonight is undoubtedly number one. she's a golden globe-winning star of screens large and small. her new movie "ralph breaks the internet" opens the day before thanksgiving. please welcome taraji p. henson. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> you look great. i like that. >> yeah. >> taraji, may i ask a odd question, where do you stand on daylight saving time. >> i'm trying to understand what it's for. >> it's a long story. >> does it really save time and energy or. >> no in fact it wastes time because you have to get on a ladder and change the clock. >>

week, melissa mccarthy, anthony anderson, taraji p henson, sebastian maniscalco, dennis miller, sebastian stan music from the milk carton kids, jeff goldblum with hayley reinhart and imagine dragons on hollywood boulevard. so join us for all that next week. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is an oscar winning actor who starred in so many great movies, i boiled them all down to pretty mystic magnolia's best friend enemy eat pray love's ocean's eleven. she serves as executive producer and stars on "homecoming" streaming now on amazon prime. please welcome julia roberts. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how are you? very good to see you. thank you for being here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how's life? everything good? >> yes. yes. >> jimmy: everything is positive with you? >> yes, everything is. hi. >> jimmy: that's guillermo. >> guillermo: welcome back. >> jimmy: a little boracho tonight. >> i think we might need to -- >> guillermo: yeah, here, i owe you $5. >> jimmy: what is this? >> is it $5 or $6? >> guillermo: i think it was $5. >> he made bets with my boys about the world cup. i think

on thursday, anthony anderson, sebastian stan, and music from jeff goldblum with haley reinhartd.r wall of wolf blitzers. any of the wolves, answer this question. what is the latest from the situation room, wolf? wolf, hi, how are you? >> hi, jimmy. i've been watching wolf. he's doing a great job. >> jimmy: looks like john. that doesn't look like wolf to me. >> he was over on the side. he got off the camera, but john king, i was watching his finger getting swollen. >> jimmy: from the wall? >> he's continually touching all these red and blue dots. >> jimmy: thanks, dad. i got my sense of humor from mom. we flew him out from arizona for that. guillermo's a little devil. you don't realize it, but he actually is. all right. what better way to celebrate american democracy tonight than with an englishman most famous for playing a caukazakhstani. his show comes out today. please welcome sacha baron cohen. >> how about this. how you doing? good. >> jimmy: you got the sticker. i had no idea you became an american citizen. congratulations. >> no, no, i'm not. i'm an english citizen. >> jimm

kids from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, anthony anderson and sebastian stan, and we'll have music from jeff goldblum featuring haley reinhardt. please join us for that too. our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated movie star, two-time emmy winner and many-time spicer. her new movie is the critically-acclaimed real-life story, "can you ever forgive me?" it's in theatres now. please say hello to melissa mccarthy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much! >> jimmy: now i realize i'm being rude. i'm not ogling. i'm looking at the cats. those are cats. >> my dazzling ofvest. >> thank you. >> jimmy: did debbie reynolds have an estate sale? [ laughter ] >> oh, god. i don't know the lineage, but if offf etsy from a lovely woman in columbus, ohio. >> jimmy: wow. >> i'm going to start lying and saying, debbie reynolds' estate gave to it me from columbus, ohio. >> jimmy: tell people you paid $27,000 for it, it's swarovski. are you an etsy regular? do you like etsy? >> i got a bit of a problem with etsy. >>