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the next week we need a black guy. >> what makes jerry seinfeld laugh can be very specific to jerry seinfeld he's coming from in his cultural millieu. >> neither of you would say that jerry seinfeld is racist, right? he's not being racist. he's just saying he doesn't want to have sort of a compelling pressure of you must be diverse in this manner to dictate how he produces humor. that's what he said. >> i haven't seen any evidence that would suggest he's racist. there was that other cast member who had a very unfortunate stand up routine. >> exactly. standing next to cramer he's like martin luther king. >> as i say the larger point is know your audience. you might be speaking to narrow audience or a broad audience. there will be ethic and cultural implications. >> i want to move on. enough time on that. let's move on to this. move on to the woody allen, mia farrow dylan farrow saga very poisonous on all sides. pretty depressing to see the family split like this and all the fallout that's going to happen. we saw today that moses who is dylan farrow's older brother has come out on the side of

this has perm nateed culture where you have reporters asking jerry seinfeld. thankly i totally agree with him. this be like the show girls should suddenly have more boys on it so everyone is equal. guess what nobody could watch. >> it then they could change the name to boys and girl if they did that. >> this is how stupid. that's why there is choice this society and a bunch of cable channels. >> i don't think there is anybody watching the show, not one person in the factor right now who thinks that seinfeld. >> you will hear from them. >> the crazy left wing loons don't watch the show. all they do is stare at the computer and be directed. all right, jay leno last night. did you guys watch it -- did you stay up late carlson. >> i saw clips today. >> did you have enough decency to watch day jay leno's last program. >> i'm a mom at home and doing other stuff. >> forget it. you don't have to get up early anymore. >> did you watch it. >> of course. >> you have to get up early. >> exactly. i do my research and then i'm here too. it was great it was moving. i'm sorry

this has perm nateed culture where you have reporters asking jerry seinfeld.lly agree with him. this be like the show girls should suddenly have more boys on it so everyone is equal. guess what nobody could watch. >> it then they could change the name to boys and girl if they did that. >> this is how stupid. that's why there is choice this society and a bunch of cable channels. >> i don't think there is anybody watching the show, not one person in the factor right now who thinks that seinfeld. >> you will hear from them. >> the crazy left wing loons don't watch the show. all they do is stare at the computer and be directed. all right, jay leno last night. did you guys watch it -- did you stay up late carlson. >> i saw clips today. >> did you have enough decency to watch day jay leno's last program. >> i'm a mom at home and doing other stuff. >> forget it. you don't have to get up early anymore. >> did you watch it. >> of course. >> you have to get up early. >> exactly. i do my research and then i'm here too. it was great it was moving. i'm sorry to see the guy

seinfeld is 100% right. it's taking our real lives and extending them. >> yes, it's comedy, but he seemed to be suggesting -- they accuse him of -- i just can't find any funny black people. >> yeah, i don't think that's exactly what he was saying at all. they're projecting a little bit of that on to him, i'm not sure i would use the r word around that. i think what some of his critics are saying, he taps into a little bit of experience, particularly people of color, when we watch seinfeld, is this question of like, you know, do you actually have any friends of color? do you have anybody who's in your life that mirrors the examples of other people in the world? i think it would say, they know, right? when you look at the data, you know, americans are more segregated now than they were -- the reality is that. >> here's the shock for america. there's always going to be more white than black. >> and by the way, what's the required number of black people at a party to make you not racist or hispanic or asian or w

just like the cast of seinfeld was known for doing week after week. of course, the big question on everyone's mind here, will there be a seinfeld reunion? >> a buzz cut, a sit-down with buzz feed, but definitely he says, no reunion. >> are you sure? >> yeah. pretty sure. >> for cbs news, in new york. >> you know, george looks exactly the same? >> yeah, jerry does not. >> not so much. >> a little less hair. wusa9 at 6:00 just a few minutes away. >> derek is live in the newsroom with a preview. >> hello, ladies. the federal judge heard arguments over whether or not's virginia ban is constitutional. peggy fox talked with the local couple ready to give up on getting married until now. also, some new, not so positive tie numbers regarding the president's healthcare law and where were you the last time the washington wizards had a winning record? we'll put last night's achievements into some perspective, at least time wise, when i see you at 6:00. jan. >> all right, d. inventors say robots could soon replace people at sports stadiums and grocery stores. mee

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why can't be apply the seinfeld theory everywhere.f you're not fit for the job, let's do away with saying we're box checking. she's a woman, she's a republican. >> a bunch of people would say you're racist and they're going to boycott us. >>> how about this? facebook turns teb today. only a fifth grader if they were your kid. they have come a long way in a decade. listen to founder mark zuckerberg talking about his massive success creating the social media giant. >> it's been a pretty amazing journey. it's so rare to have the opportunity to touch a billion people's lives. i remember really vividly, you know, having pizza with my friends a day or two after i opened up the first version of facebook. you know, at the time, i thought someone needs to build a service is like nis for the world, but i never thought we would be the ones to lepdo it. i think a lot of what it comes down to is we cared more. i'm just so grateful to have the opportunity i had to serve so many people. and i really think that the best is yet to come. >> great. >> t

jerry seinfeld doesn't like political correctness in comedy. he's going to explain why. >>> and also, john elway tells fox news why he is a republican. you're going to hear from him when we come back. >>> welcome back, everybody. time for another installment of the fastest seven minutes in tv, news, or otherwise. three absorbing stories. seven accelerated minutes, one animated host. first up, jerry seinfeld is funny, really funny, so what's the secret to his ability to make us laugh. >> funny is the world that i live in. you're funny. i'm interested. you're not funny, i'm not interested. >> okay. >> and i have no interest in gender, race, anything like that, but everyone else is kind of with their little calculating, is this the exact right mix? you know. i think that's -- to me, it's anti-comedy. anti-comedy. it's more about, you know, pc nonsense than are you making us laugh or not? >> that's what it should be, right, greg, are we funny or not? >> if comedy were sports, seinfeld is joe montana. he's so professional he makes it look easy. like

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. >>> plus, jerry seinfeld on a reunion. the super bowl video and the truth about hating newman. >>> we begin this morning with a look at today's eye opener, your world in 90 seconds. >> it's going to be the worst winter in 14 years and i think they're right on the money. >> a line of storms marches across the country. >> buried the northeast, stranding thousands of straflers. >> winter storm warnings, advisory advisories traders would come on and say i have no reason to sell. guess what, the situation has changed. >> regarding the death of philip see more hoffman, preliminary results could be released as soon as today. >> found in his manhattan apartment with 70 packets, some which have tested positive for heroin. >>> quadruple murderer who escaped from a michigan prison is over. michael david elliott recaptured in indiana. >>> governor christie is sticking to his story that he had no prior knowledge of the bridge scandal. >> did i have any knowledge of it beforehand? the answer is the same, unequivocally, no. >> children 4

i think this question is bigger thanner issy seinfeld's comedy.mple, i hosted a diversity showcase here in hollywood once for networks. my problem with that was they had no job to give, no intention of putting someone on the show. it was like we want to see ten mi yourity comics and so they could say they did it to satisfy any union requirements. >> a quota or something. >> sure. >> they didn't have intention of putting anyone on the air. that concerns me more than jerry seinfeld. >> let me ask you this. we heard in the clip say that it's anti-comedy. when jerry seinfeld said comedy is politically incorrect, do you think he has a point there? park r absolutely. when comics talk to comics, we say things that would shock the general population. when we joke about being illegal, that's not politically correct. what jerry is saying i think he wishes the world were 50 years from now or 100 years from now when people didn't look at whether or not you were a black or latino or woman or white comic and you were just fin. the reality is in this world it ma

. >> jerry seinfeld is my guest tonight. he'll be doing standup. and music from lady gaga. it's an awesome show. >>> we have some big giants news from down in the desert. how are you doing? >> they haven't had a full squad practice yet, but giants had their full squad report to spring training today, but the bigger news took place this evening. brandon belt avoided arbitration by agreeing on a one-year, $2.9 million contract. he was asking for $3.6 million. the giants offered $2.05. so he gets a little more than half the difference. sacramento possibly without isiah thomas. the warriors need consistency over the final 29 games. >> i want you guys to understand, this team is good enough to win at the beginning of the season, right? same team. so we should be good enough to win right now. we have to lock in and ask ourself how much do we want it? >>> andrew bogut did not practice again due to a shoulder issue. more news coming up after the break. okay. let's train like it's race day. what's up ted? i think i forgot to pay a bill. yep, paid that one. what about your mortgage?

i understand you disagree with with me and seinfeld on this. >> sure thing, i would mr.never made anybody do anything. it's a question of what you bring to it we can see lots of young people out there doing great things. take the harry potter alliance as an example. kids pulled into fan community and then the alliance using technology, social media so forth directs their attention to bigger issues. for example, the question of how is chocolate source is it fair trade or not? you can see the kids in the community having debate about whether fair trade or free trade something like how we source our products, all kinds of things. they take on any number of issues. can you see kids becoming engage in serious way if you looking at something like that. >> under guidance i think you are correct. if the children have guidance and they're given a project to do. >> no, check out things like harry potter alliance. they are doing that on their own. there are a lot of self-starters out there. >> let me get my out. >> sure thing. >> brown university. university of winnipeg, all right?

jerry seinfeld's kid's godfather is comedian george wallace.y i'm -- and i'm not one of jerry's guys. i'm not a new york comic or anything. but i think that this muddies the water about real battles and racism in show business. >> what do you think the debate raging most of the year and last year about the" n" word whether it should be used by black or white or anyone. putting it out there in public usage whatever the occasion keeps it going and it's inherently offensive. >> it is. >> there's a famous situation at cnn where don lemon chose to use the word instead of the nsh-wor. i find it interesting. you and i were talking about johnny carson, jay leno, legacy of late night. there is a clip. you should pull it one night. it's richard pryor and johnny carson talking. johnny doesn't use n word. johnny says ninja, the other one. and he's talking to richard pryor about the word. and they're having a very intelligent conversation between two legend humorists, and he is saying, do black people get upset wen you use that word, because you use it a lo

it may be someone you heard of, the one, the only jerry seinfeld.ion of the sitcom star. >> when i got late night, you gave me some great advice. you said this job is a pope job. you work until you die. you choose whether you want to quit. it is a pope job. it is a pope job. >> it is. >> it is a pope job. >> i think you do the best impression of me. you really do. >> i don't think i go up that high. >> you don't but you come up with it. >> you are doing me from the '80s. >> you rise to the occasion when i talk to you and i am you. you start doing that. you start raising your voice higher when i do you. >> okay. >> okay. >> that's a pretty nice compliment from seinfeld, the best impression. >> now, tonight, jimmy will welcome bradley cooper and tim mccraw. on thursday, michelle obama and will ferrell. a pretty good booking lineup. more than 9 million viewers tuned in at the premier on monday night. >>> have you ever wondered what it looks like when someone intentionally destroys a $1 million piece of art? >> don't. >> oh! >> that is maximo commonero.

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and the seinfeld rumors, well, they are true, the huffington post tweeting seinfeld reunion will happenit down star and co-star jerry seinfeld. says the reunion will be a one and done type of deal. and governor christie is making new news at this time with howard stern. no, howard stern has nothing to do with creating a traffic jam on the bridge. 60th birthday bash the stern show tweeting this photo minutes ago of governor christie introducing jon bon jovi's performance of dead or alive. and there is no excuse to miss date night at this restaurant. news breaker tweeting it's a date. olive garden offering free baby-sitting to customers. italian restaurant chain teaming with a number of kid fitness centers offering to pick up the tabernacle -- tab at the participating gym if they eat at the olive garden on february 7th. straight ahead, a whole new chapter of crazy. for toronto mayor rob ford. what in the world is going on in this photo of the crack-smoking mayor? i'll tell you, but i can't guarantee that you will believe it but, first, you probably just got hacked. another giant security

jerry seinfeld, everyone they were influenced by jay. they love jay.nd the way he crafts a joke, it should be a -- he could do a lecture. it could be a comedy course on how he takes a joke. just the way he -- >> he's the ultimate -- i always think he's the ultimate boom boom gag merchant. sort of a boom boom. >> exactly. >> this one's how sandra bullock reacted last night. got quite tearful. >> i'm going to start crying. but you've always been so kind. and that's saying a lot in this business because we like to be mean [ laughter ] >> there's not been one time that you haven't treated me like i had something to offer even when the film was horrible and you knew it. you never let me see it in your eyes [ laughter ] >> you see, i love jimmy fallon. he's one of the most talented people i've ever interviewed in terms of comedy and music, anything. he can do anything. and i think he's a wonderful talent. but i'm really sad about jay leno going. and i sort of feel for him. it's like he doesn't really want to go. in his early 60s. life's sort of moved on from

you don't have enough colored people on your comedy show why not and even jerry seinfeld laughed and said come on are we really being counting to this day the democrats are the bean counter and what have they done what have they done in fifty years on the war on poverty we have more african-americans in poverty than ever before because we have more people than ever before you know we have more why you. have a shortage we have a higher hasn't it out there i've been before you need it the policies of the democratic party have destroyed the black family to get easier as oregano is absolutely not i want to read that we did not have the highest poverty rate ever but we have an elevated level of poverty that is significantly higher than it is averaged over the last forty five no i diagrammed at thirty two years you know this has been a ripped up better no no no no no no it was actually are substantially lower from one thousand nine hundred eighty to two thousand and six so it was a lot. grech or bubbles are good no bugs are not so what we need when there are other policies from washington

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dennis: jerry seinfeld biting the hand that feeds him.00 million thanks to a sitcom rerun. he says he would make a tv series today because the internet is better. a short web show, on -- he plugged it. 90 seconds with two seinfeld cast mates launching pad for a network show, no way. i wanted to make a show for a phone. network tv seems smaller than the internet. why would i put a shot a big heavy rectangle in your house when i could put it in your pocket? 112 million people saw the super bowl spot and only a million watched an episode of his web show. you recall saturday night live, succumbed to pressure and an african-american woman to the cast, jerry seinfeld is having none of the. when buzz feed asked about complaints is web show is filled with white guys here is what he said. >> people think is offensive or something, represent the actual pie chart of america. who cares? it is funny. funny is the world that i live in. dennis: the pc police not on the attack yet. cheryl: shelling out on a date, how brutal people are willing to spend. d

you'll see tom hanks, will ferrell, brad pitt, jerry seinfeld, and more.t to kick things off, here's me and justin timberlake imagining what it would be like if we were kids going to summer camp together. >> jimmy: hey, justin? justin, you awake? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, i can't fall asleep. hey, hey, do you want to tell ghost stories? >> jimmy: not tonight. i'm down to my last clean bedsheet. [ laughter ] maybe we could sneak into the girl's cabin and steal their underpants? >> ew, no way! cootie central. >> jimmy: you're right. oh, i know, we could sing that song that we heard on the radio today? >> oh, you mean "africa" by toto? [ laughter ] i love that song, but let's try to keep it down. it's after lights out. [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ i hear the drums echoing tonight but she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation ♪ ♪ she's coming in 12:30 flight the moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me ♪ ♪ towards salvation it's gonna take a lot to take me away from you there's nothing that ♪ ♪ a hundred men or more could ever do i bless the rai

whether a seinfeld reunion is in the future.ack in the morning so we'll see you at 7:00. >> we'll be watching. have a great morning. >>> later this morning, d.c. council could vote on a bill to decriminalize small amounts of marijuana consumed in your home. >> but at issue what to do with people who want to actually smoke marijuana in public places. that's the sticking point as this tries to move forward. jessica doyle joins us live from the newsroom with more on that side of the debate. good morning, jess. >> reporter: good morning mike. good morning, andrea. what do you do with those caught smoking pot at a concert or a park or anywhere public in d.c. should those folks go to jail? some the misdemeanor stop them from getting a job? is the law unfairly targeting young african-american men? these are some of the big social questions behind the bill that goes before the council today but there is agreement for the most part on the basics. the mayor and a majority of the council agree there should be no criminal penalties for smok

. >>> well known entertainer jerry seinfeld was asked about diversity during comedy and his answer isheadlines, take a look at what he had to say. >> people think it's the census or something? i mean. we have to represent the actual pie chart of america. who cares? it's just funny. funny is the world i live in, you're funny, i'm interested. you're not funny, i'm not independent. and i have no ingt in gender, race or anything like that. but everyone else is kind of with their little calculating, is this the exact right mix? you know. i think that's -- to me, it's anti-comedy. anti-comedy. it's more about pc nonsense than are you making us laugh or not. >> funny is the world i live in. i have no interest in agenda, race or anything else like that, but everyone -- funny is the world he lives in. good answer. and he's getting criticized for it. >> gender and race should be irrelevant. either you're funny or you're not. i'm glad to see someone speaking the truth and not bowing to this politically correct group of people. >> jerry seinfeld is funny, jeff foxworthy is funny. >> it's one plac

>> next up, jerry seinfeld sat down with jimmy fallon this week. the topic, parenting.thing, i don't know how we got so into it. when we were kids our parents didn't give a damn about us. they didn't even know our name, but when i think of the bedtime routine for my kids is like this royal coronation jubilee centennial. i've got to read eight different moron books. you know what my bedtime story was when i was a kid, darkness. that was my bedtime story, that's it. >> all right, mom. what do you think? >> i think he's totally right, but mine begins with the bath, let me tell you, doesn't want a bath unless i get in the bath and we're not talking about bob. got to do the bath and all the books and play and like set up the little lego guys. it takes like two and a half hours. >> i would never do that. >> parenting has changed over the years. >> certainly has. your water is much too tepid. >> dreamer. >> it really is. the exercise of putting a child to sleep, at least when i came in, when it was now -- >> you weren't even home. >> i used to have to sing, nothing else failed

. >> reporter: the seinfeld reunion promoted his new show, and radio shack did a throwback to another spot in the first half. >> the '80s called. they want their store back. ♪ >> radio shack has this brand problem. you know, people do think it's sort of a throwback. has it kept up with the times. and this is a perfect example of brand, instead of running from -- you know, domino's did this to allot a claim last year, sort of embracing its negative -- you know, some of the negative feedback about it. >> reporter: tony case from "adweek" tells us that 80% of the super bowl advertisers see a bump after the game. anne-marie? >> all right. ko im. my vote goes to radio shack. i thought that was the best one. thanks a lot. >>> coming up after your local news on "cbs this morning," seahawks' quarterback russell wilson. i'm anne-marie green. this is the "cbs morning news." i'm anne-marie green. this is the "cbs morning news." [ female announcer ] yoplait greek 100. 100% greek. ko im. 100% mmm... so mmm, you might not believe it's 100 calories. yoplait greek 100. there are hundreds of reasons t

. >> and jerry seinfeld talks about the current show. and the reason jerry hates newman.ews is back in the morning. we'll see you at 7:00. >> newman. >> i know it. love it. >>> all right. norah thank you. see you at 7:00. >> it's 6:52. now. a california inmate accused of masterminding a jewelry heist from inside his jail cell. coming up, his elaborate plan. five thi now at the 55- thousands of super bowl >> live in napa, a memorial growing this morning following the murder of a 3-year-old girl. now questions swirling. why officers did not see trouble brewing inside this apartment. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, okay. let's train like it's race day. what's up ted? i think i forgot to pay a bill. yep, paid that one. what about your mortgage? yep, paid that too. alright we're good then. man i feel like i'm forgetting something. eh, it's probably nothing. you worry too much ted. alright, hammer down! bank from almost anywhere with the citi mobile app. citi, with you every step of the way. [monotone] she says, "switch to progressive and you could save hundreds." call or click today. wi

thelady, jerry seinfeld, lady gaga, will ferrell and u2, to name a few. >>> let's bring in the man, the man. >> i'm a star, terry? >> clearly? >> are you kidding me? there's only two stars and that's terry and diane. i'm going to be honest with you guys. i've got big news coming up that you definitely don't want to miss. the saga continues. we've got the inside info, thanks to an exclusive in-person discussion with the head coach today in indie. also, barry bonds is back in orange and black. coming up, find out what the home run king's new role will be with the san francisco giants, next in sports. it's a wondrous sensation of clarity and alertness... it's owning your opponent... it's knowing beyond a doubt "you got this"... it's keeping your head down, your eye on the ball, and knocking it out of the park... it's getting in the zone... it's keeping on your toes... on target... on top... focus is staring the world in the face and saying "bring it"... focus is power... focus is life... and 5-hour energy is focus. >>> welcome back to nbc bay area. first reported by the san jose mercu"merc

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. >> recognize that the moviefone hot line, even seinfeld spoofed it. >> hello and welcome to moviefone you know the name, press one. >> after 25 years and the internet, moviefone calling it quits next month. >>> and we have farewell tonight, a real family that captured our hearts with song and spirit. ♪ >> the von trapps, over the weekend the last survival child made famous in the movie has died at the age of 99. in the sound of music, we knew her as the second oldest daughter, in real life, she was named maria like her stepmother. she and her family settled in vermont. >>> and up next right here -- remembering the man behind the comedy classics that still have us laughing. >> don't cross the stream. it's hard to describe, because you have a numbness, but yet you have the pain like thousands of needles sticking in your foot. it was progressively getting worse, and at that point i knew i had to do something. once i started taking the lyrica the pain started subsiding. [ male announcer ] it's known that diabetes damages nerves. lyrica is fda approved to treat diabetic nerve pain. lyrica

. >> i was talking to seinfeld about this, and he goes, you sure you want this? like, you know, you do this until you die. you want this, the rest of your life, you've got to do this job. it's up to you. >> fallon's tonight show papacy is about to again. >> he's very good with the voices. >> the impressions. he's very musical. he can sing. he's got it all going on. >> way past our bedtime. let's check in with christina and the weather. >> but you know what, it might be worth staying up for tonight. i know, it is past our bedtime, but that is really, really awesome. i want to show you something that's also awesome. old glory. after all, it's presidents' day. the breeze picks up and calms right down. but what a beautiful day we have shaping up all across the bay area. you want to go to tahoe today, wait until i show you how much packed powder they're dealing with. 57 degrees in san francisco. 56 degrees in the east bay. we're at 54 degrees in beautiful san jose. headed towards a comfortable afternoon. it will be on the cool side, but not too bad as we honor our pre

having said that, i know jerry seinfeld. his only responsibility is to be funny.n't put the burden on jerry. he does a great show. he does what his job is. that job is to be funny. >> a web series, some argue is different than broadcast network or "snl." scott blakeman and debra wilson. thanks for being here. >> thank you. >>> i want to tell you about the family celebrating christmas more than six weeks late. they were waiting for a very special guest. wait until you see it. >> amazing. >>> first, this week's "open court." >> i mean, you broken lots of records. were they important? >> i was all about winning majors. that was my goal. i created a certain lifestyle to create that. i felt, you know, focused and single-minded. i felt like, you know, i needed to be a certain way as far as my personality. >> on the grass courts of wimbledon where you became famous for thumping people, you did not like grass. >> when i first went over there, i hated wimbledon. excuse me. i hated the surface. i loved wimbledon. by '92 and '93, i felt comfortable. i was the owner of the pl

left the nine eleven memorial and added a new skyscraper to the skyline as woody allen in jerry seinfeld. i've only done this stamp from the big apple. and you think about broadway without playwrights like neon sign in the musical geniuses like irving berlin. in the fine arts to spilt the guggenheim museum bloggers and media giant has a lighter note this one. inge is of course helped at the moment and then to incense in june's designers and uncle local began here till like ralph lauren and diane von first ever meeting chewing an extraordinary degree of affluence and influence in this country and that he has been a terrific place for . i think of when laid out. can you see savannah cream. here jewish integration in the united states to jewish integration elsewhere on and if we re not jewish integration the united states to the experiences of other groups. giuseppe easy time in the united states the particular since first arrived in what would become meal or in sixteen fifty four these are not peculiar to live under portuguese rule he had some in personal and family memories memories of th

is amazing, which is why michael richards who was on the show -- who had the same whereion in "seinfeld," nobody watch the show and all of a sudden the most popular show on tv. that took even more years. but the physical comedy, it's you know, forever. tavis: it is always the case in this town that when we don't see people every day, we see you everyday on reruns of course, but when we do not see you on "kirstie," at is not like you have fallen off the earth. i want to celebrate you because more than anybody in this town or smudges anybody in this town, when we were not seeing you every night on a first-round sitcom, you have in working on these children's issues day and night. >> i'm so glad you brought that up. thank you. it is the other thing in my life. there is work, there's family -- there's family, there's work. and there is right now, which is the one i have worked on many children's issues but for the last number of years working on trying to find permanent homes for kids in foster care. are just so many. and you know a lot about the system, i am sure. so many kids that age out

he orchestrated everything from golden girls matter but you seinfeld curb your enthusiasm after a bit of crying by the friends he took oh one man show across the country and his adventure has been documenting his new film called quality balls the title is compelling because it is what side jones said david steinberg a quality ball adam did that and then it is a very provocative title but what i intended to stay when they put everything together in this things i'd forgotten that i don't actually have why how i'm just so fortunate to have. this kind of career if you see in them the show for the current real same trial. i will be doing everything that sentence is waking me up is going to return to performing he decided to do it in a different way as opposed to the biking stand up comedy is known for. i wasn't interested in this and i was interested in. kind of storytelling. that would engage young to be funny only if your diet. i didn't live in. good joker card i didn't like the top of calories from a guy. i'm not sitting don't like and others that i didn't i don't want to be topical com

>> reporter: and observation comedy decades before seinfeld. >> come on, we're waiting to go!. >> it's a wonderful feeling when the audience laughs. oh, that's like -- that's the payoff. >> reporter: but the pressure nearly broke him. on top of the world in the 1950s, he bottomed out in the two decades after, struggling with booze and pills. >> i was doing a play in canada and i came out and i couldn't remember my lines-- which never happened to me. and that's when i stopped drinking. i stopped taking pills. >> reporter: he would rebound with movies like "it's a mad, mad, mad, mad world" in 1963 and receive an emmy nomination on "mad about you" in 1997. >> i made people laugh. when you make people laugh, they're getting better and that's a wonderful thing to feel. >> reporter: sid caesar, gone tonight at 91. jim axelrod, cbs news, new york. >> pelley: during world war ii, f.d.r. sent harry ettlinger on a rescue mission that continues to this day. his story is next. with the oxytrol for women patch. now fda approved as otc. it's safe and effective when used as directed. and it

tonight, jerry seinfeld, kristen wiig and lady ga at midnight. >> see you at 6:00 and of course, at midnight for that as well. >> yes. bye bye. >>> on our broadcast tonight, day of rage. a massive uprising explodes next door to russia, while the olympic games are underway. tonight the showdown that may be spiraling out of control. >>> without warning. airline passengers describe a violent ride. several people injured, including a flight attendant in critical condition. tonight why the crew couldn't see it coming, and high they tell us to keep our seat belt fastened even while seated. >>> sounding the alarm in cities big and small. the problem is they're running out of salt for the roads during what we now know has been a record winter. >>> and against the odds. a mother who fought through so much just for her daughter to be here. "nightly news" begins now.