. >> the headline i'd like to write is selena meyers sworn in as president, but only good time. we can all look directly into the camera, kevin. the point is, you're not supposed to. ♪ oh. hey, selena, hey, joe. >> what ro you doing here? >> getting my tattoo done. >> do you know what the difference is between the koch brothers and a tattoo? they are both painful but you can do it. >> all right. let's do it. ♪ >> bring it on. >> oh, yeah. bring it on. >> hey, girl. >> hey, jay dog, are you going to this dinner thing tonight? >> hey i'm not going. important things going on here in the capital. >> all right. thanks. you know what, joe, i'm going to need to go to the dinner. you see, the thing is, i'm not really the vp but you are. i'm an actress from hollywood. >> i know. >> so can you give me a ride? >> hey, the secret service doesn't let me drive off the property. >> that makes no sense. >> you can get a cab. >> yeah. i've got my dress and this hair. thanks a million, joe. >> good luck. >> oh, my gosh. so they had a little fun there. again, all of that from the white house corres