muy bonita, seorita. me llamo charley, el "doctoro" de love. have i ever told you how attracted i am to a gal who can roll her "r"s? - y como? - nada, nada. not a thing sexy about you anymore. - como esta, seor? - oh, not so bueno. mi amigo harry really chewed my butt out today. turned my sentence into a real downer. i mean, i'm as responsible as i have to be. - y que? - i'll have the number five and a beer, please. - [sneezing] - good idea. extra cheese. and don't forget... - oh, los contracciones. los contracciones! - could you keep it down? i'm trying to order here. - doctor, doctor! [breathing heavily] - oh, no, no, i'm not a doctor. i was just coming on to you. - ay, doctor, ya viene, ya viene. - it's coming. it's coming? - si. si. it's coming. - i'm going. hasta la vista, lady. ay, santa maria, el dolor. me muero. [breathing heavily] - hey, this philly's about to "damano"! somebody call 911. - que? - uh, call la policia. - no policia. inmigracion. no inmigracion. - hey, come back. - mira el hombre loco. perro tu eres... - i'm gonna get he