seth rogen, everybody!ght back with trick shot titus versus kobe bryant. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ every day, more people enjoy their music on the iphone than any other phone. ♪ je t'adore ♪ c'est aujourd'hui ♪ ♪ et toujours ♪ me amour ♪ how about me? [ male announcer ] here's to a life less routine. ♪ and it's un, deux, trois, quatre ♪ ♪ give me some more of that [ male announcer ] the more connected, athletic, seductive lexus rx. ♪ je t'adore, je t'adore, je t'adore ♪ ♪ ♪ s'il vous plait [ male announcer ] this is the pursuit of perfection. >> jimmy: this is "jimmy kimmel live: game night," and it should be a good one. you're about to find out what happens when a 2-year-old basketball hustler takes on one of the greatest players in the history of the nba. please welcome, from the los angeles lakers, 15-time all-star, kobe bryant. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i hope you're ready for this. this will be a tough test for you and for any man, really. kobe's opponent tonight, accompanied by his father, joseph, the pride of

seth rogen, everybody!t titus versus kobe bryant. >> jimmy: this is "jimmy kimmel live: game night," and it should be a good one. you're about to find out what happens when a 2-year-old basketball hustler takes on one of the greatest players in the history of the nba. please welcome, from the los angeles lakers, 15-time all-star, kobe bryant. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i hope you're ready for this. this will be a tough test for you and for any man, really. kobe's opponent tonight, accompanied by his father, joseph, the pride of derby, kansas. a real-life diaper dandy. here he is, trick shot titus ashby. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: kobe, titus. joseph, titus, kobe, it is time now for "clash of the titus." >> clash of the titus! brought to you by state farm. >> jimmy: all right, now come over here, gentlemen. this is how it's going to work. behind you, we've got some hoops here. we got my cousin sal there. each of these hoops is set at exactly each shooter's height. so, kobe's rim stands at 6'6".

i did meet seth's mom and we decided that we would call it seth's law in honor of her, she had been in and around sacramento for a long time. so the legislation in and of itself, i don't think it's going to work miracles, but it is definitely on people's radar now and i think you hear it in the media more and more. the reason we have a suicide barrier and the reason we are having legislation like this is because of the parents and the families because they are the ones that hurt the most and i would imagine part of the therapeutic thing, you've got to tell this story and telling it in the right place and the right time can be very effective. so seth's law does require that if you witness an act of bullying, that you must report it. >> is that for anybody? >> anyone, but particularly teachers. there is a -- sometimes we see things that aren't very pleasant and if you've ever taken it to muni, you know what i mean. your tendency is to turn away. i heard the word faggot on the play ground when i taught. the teachers were intimidated, they didn't want to be seen to have any empathy because

seth rogen. more with seth after the break. stick around, everybody. all the latest phones look the samsung galaxy s4. it's like what i've got. look how big the screen is! that is big. and, walmart will give you a $50 gift card when you get the phone. sold! get the latest smart phones on t-mobile's nationwide 4g network, and get a $50 gift card. walmart. home of the irresistible sausage burrito. and freshly brewed premium roast coffee you love. plus other amazing tastes for just a dollar each. every day. ♪ this is genesis. she likes men completely hairless and, no, she doesn't think that's weird. i don't. whatever style she likes, make sure it looks perfect. trim, shave and edge with the proglide styler. gillette. the best a man can get. just seem to fade away...? now start vibrant, stay vibrant! new vidal sassoon pro series has an exclusive hydrablock system that helps fight fade out -- for up to 8 weeks. vidal sassoon pro series. salon genius. affordable for all. without any of the work. bud light lime lime-a-rita is ready when you are, with the refr

but my guest tonight is going to be seth rogen. seth rogen is here. [ cheers and applause ] and i look forward to explaining to him exactly who the [bleep] i am. that's about 30% a joke. before jon left, he was very sweet. he was very warm and supportive. he actually gave me this little note here. he said, don't worry. you'll be great. that's nice. although subjective. besides, no big news stories every break out over the summer. >> u.s. officials acknowledge that intelligence agencies are secretly collecting millions of americans' phone records on a daily basis. >> private calls of americans, whether they've been suspected of a crime or not. >> are you [bleep] kidding me? jon's been gone one day. one day. we had such a fun, gentle first show planned for you. you know, a few harmless unbritish jokes like, oh, this is a football, not a soccer ball. we call it a football. halfway through the show we were going to break and have a little tea time. and then at the end of the show i wasn't going on fly off with an umbrella. it was just

i don't know how seth does it. he makes it look eefortless, doing updates, and being involved with everything and somehow being in a good mood. setting is the same kind of guy who can zero in. >> rose: has lor, in e ever said to you, "do you think that's funny?" he doesn't have to. you'll be at the table, and-- have you ever seen the show? have you ever met a human being before? i don't know. i think it's funny. >> you think this will be on "saturday night live." have you been here before? >> yeah. >> rose: you have heard nothing th. >> i mean, so many of those-- if you look at stefan at least on paper, it's a low-energy character, fringy character talking about things that probably don't exist and, you know, it on paper should probably not work for, like, a bigger audience. for some reason people liked it. where i tried to genetically enhance some perfect "s.n.l. " character. >> rose: anybody on the show you identify with? you see something in their rhythm, their instinct, their sensibility that you feel closest t

seth, why are you down on the dividend payers?et's start with you. >> we think they have gotten extremely expensive over the last few years. in fact they have been one of the best performing segments ever the market. because people were seeking safety and they perceived within the universe of stocks, higher yielding stocks were more bond-like and relative at this safe and they bid them up to a very large premium, about 50% premium over where they usually trade and unfortunately high-yielding stocks typically have lower growth. so right now they're expensive. they have lower growth. that is not a very attractive proposition in our view. adam: let me brink hank into this. you like dividends. if we will get a bit of a correction, now would be a food time, people who buy the dividend yield are looking long term. wouldn't this be ideal moment if we will have a 10% correction to get back in. >> well, that's right. every time the market comes down like this, yields go back up. seth's right when you're talking about certain areas of the m

i played jay, and seth played seth. fascinating stuff. >> and you guys were true to yourself. >> we tried our best and to keep it real. i don't even know what that means. and then they convinced somebody who controls purse strings that this could be a movie movie. of course, when it's a short film, it can be just seth and i in an apartment for a big future studio movie it has to be a mansion. >> was everybody a buddy on that show? >> oh, yeah. we're as buddies as our lifestyles allow us to be. i live in montreal, and they live out here, and we're all fairly busy, and north of 30. but yeah, at this point, i would stay -- i've known seth since we were both 18. and i'm 31 now, so i'm terrible at math, but that feels like a while. >> long enough. >> so at this point, the only word i could use to describe it is family, blood. >> you are going to babysit tracy tomorrow night. >> oh, no. what are the hours? >> alex is doing very well. >> alex is doing really well. that's the show that's never appeared in this country, i don't

seth doane speaks to a couple who made an agonizing decision. >> my first thought was, what have i done? i've just destroyed my son's life. and people would come up to me and say, no, you saved our lives. >> pelley: and an anniversary fit for a queen.

seth doane is in hong kong. david martin reports from washington. john miller on the investigation grave news on the condition of investigation. grave news on the condition of nelson mandela. mark fill slips in south africa. carter evans reports from santa >> i saw his eyes and then i knew. >> pelley: and one of the best american athletes you've never heard of. ben tracy catches up with-- or nearly catches up with-- evelyn stevens. >> she's leaving me in the dust! captioning sponsored by cbs this is the "cbs evening news" with scott pelley. >> pelley: good evening. the u.s. government tonight is putting together criminal charges against the man who exposed two of the government's top-secret surveillance programs and the f.b.i. is trying to find him. edward snowden was last seen in hong kong yesterday when he identified himself as the source of leaks revealing that the national security agency is monitoring the phone records of millions of americans and tapping into the data banks of internet companies. snowden worked at the agency as a low-level emp

. >> jeff: seth doane on the view from beijing on the much anticipated summit between the u.s. and china with cyberspying high on the agenda. the first comments from angelina jolie since her double mastectomy to prevent cancer. >> i've been very happy to see the discussion about women's health. >> magalie laguerre-wilkinson talks with two women about why they made the same choice. >> and john blackstone on goalball, the sport that gives em involved a whole new perspective. captioning sponsored by cbs this is the "cbs evening news." >> jeff: good evening, i'm jeff glor it has been a dangerous and deadly weather weekend. and tonight the threat is not over. here is a look at the storm system that first produced tornadoes in the midwest late friday. the front is moving up and out across the eastern portion of the country tonight. in south carolina a tornado touched down in anderson this afternoon. near the georgia border. we now know at least 11 people died in oklahoma. three in arkansas swept up in floodwaters. today oklahoma governor mary fallin toured the town of el reno. includ

seth doane speaks to a couple who made an agonizing decision. >> my first thought was, what have i done? i've just destroyed my son's life. and people would come up to me and say, no, you saved our lives. >> pelley: and an anniversary fit for a queen. elizabeth palmer on the coronation celebration. captioning sponsored by cbs this is the "cbs evening news" with scott pelley. >> pelley: good evening. america's most powerful military leaders were ordered to capitol hill today to answer for the epidemic of sexual assaults in the ranks. they quickly came under fire from the senate armed services committee. some members there want to relieve commanders of their power to decide who gets prosecuted in sexual assault cases and who doesn't. pentagon correspondent david martin is on the story. >> reporter: with one exception, the senior officers who marched into committee room, were all men. and they all objected to legislation to take the decision to prosecute sexual assault away from commanders in the field. but committee members, including seven women, were ready to take them on. >> not every

seth doane has a preview from beijing. >> reporter: on his first visit to the u.s. as president, he faces his biggest challenge since he came to power in march. >> even though the two governments know how to deal with each other and have a lot of experience, the level of mutual trust has actually gone down in recent years. >> reporter: ken lieberthal air, former china adviser to the clinton administration, says cyber security will top the agenda because chinese companies are stealing cutting edge ideas from american corporations. >> we worry about the cost in terms of how much american companies will be willing to invest in innovation if the results of that are being stolen at the rate of something like $300 billion worth a year. >> reporter: ruan zongze, who advises china's foreign ministry, told us the hacking issue is a sensitive one. >> we want to address this issue because china doesn't want to be perceived as a kind of people who just launches this alleged attack whatsoever. >> reporter: president xi is a relatively unknown figure in the united states. explain

i thought it was hilarious. >> you know, seth rogan and goldberg wrote and direct the movie.them. they asked us all to play ourself, but really douchy versions of ourselves. >> jimmy: you play yourselves in the movie. >> i play jonah hill, but the d d douchiest possible version. i had a part in "django unchained" at the time. i went to the cast of "django." i was thinking about starting that film. jamie foxx was at the dinner. he had a big diamond earring in. i thought that looked so cool on jamie, but that would look so stupid on me. and i was walking home for dinner and i said that would kind of be awesome. i said hey, guys, can i wear a huge diamond earring the whole movie and no one mention it the whole time? and they were like, yeah, sure. a huge diamond earring and no one talks about it. >> jimmy: did you get it pierced? or is it a magnet? >> it's a magnet. i got it at claire's in the ball. i don't want anything too flashy. >> jimmy: you guys really -- not only are you -- you're insulting each other in the movie, like your real life personas in a way. >> everyone was su

. >> please welcome back to the show seth rogen. >> john.hank you so much for turning up. >> it's nice they got a guy with the same name so i don't have to learn a new one. >> i cannot tell you how relieved i was to find this movie as funny as i did. >> you don't have to lie to your first guest. >> that's right. i've never interviewed actors before. i actually swear to you i had an anxiety dream last week. >> what was i doing to you? it was... i was interviewing jadyn smith. >> that is scary. i know. i said to him in this dream i said it looks really bad. just your shoulder i can see will smith going like this. like a 1950s... so it is so funny. >> thank you so much. you directed this as well. i did. i can't let jon stewart be the only jew in hollywood directing movies. [ cheers and applause ] i think he would have been if it wasn't for me stepping in. it's just us now. >> a pretty bold move to decide your first movie to direct is going to be about the end of the world. >> bold is one word for it. incredibly stupid might be another word for

what do you say, seth? >> that's right. that's the dilemma.ely, how this is going to blend in is i think you're identifying an important story, the tendnd of the future. companies come, in dta clouds will descend upon schools, andd@ we have to identify this important debate to put toether the benefits and the efficiencies along with the privacy concerns, and if you blend them together, there'a system tt might help to protect children and bring them along in the educational process. gerri: interesting topic. i know patients all over the country are listening t every word you say, seth, thanks for coming on. >> my pleasure. gerri: later in the show, more governmens getting involved in business. we'll dissect a new aw requiring -- requiring paid sick time, even small employers. next we answer the question, how do you do that? tips on how to protect your home from the elements this summer including heat and flooding and all manner of mayhem like you are seeing right her ♪ gerr with the untry in a heat wave, how to protec your home from heat and a

seth, i want to start with you, what spefically wasllegal abt what the companies did i feel like when applied for the job it asks have a criminal record, that seems pretty standard. what did they do wrong? >>ssenally what ty did wrong they applied procedures criteria whether someone was ever convictedf a crime. for the two coanies th allegedly considered that and since they decided the didn't wa to hire anynyone convicted of a crime they have bee attacked by eeoc in two separate lawsuits in district court there are paiul ironies here. the first irony, they're not acsed o intentionally discriminang again abody. they're accused of muddled claim call diarate impact where they use criteria where the government says has effect potentially of impact on minorities. the other irony they're between a rock and hard place. if they apply the criteria they get sued by the eeoc. if they don't apply i a allow someone convicted to come in and they create a problem or someooe gets harmed at the wor place then they could get sued for wrongful retention or hiring. >> they can wow, that is interesting. t

seth, very enjoyable speak towing. thank you very much. seth merrin, ceo of liquidnet.with you a look at the futures and how they are trading ahead of the open on wall street. keep your questions and comments coming in. see you in a second. ♪ [ agent smith ] i've found software that intrigues me. it appears it's an agent of good. ♪ [ agent smith ] ge software connects patients to nurses to the right machines while dramatically reducing waiting time. [ telephone ringing ] now a waiting room is just a room. [ static warbles ] in that time there've been some good days. and some difficult ones. but, through it all we've persevered, supporting some of the biggest ideas in modern history. so why should our history matter to you? because for more than two centuries, we've been helping ideas move from ambition to achievement. ♪ and the next great idea could be yours. ♪ >>> hi, everyone, welcome back. watching "worldwide exchange". these are your headlines from around the world. stocks in europe strayeding higher boosted by a trio of u.s. positive economic data, focus shifting t

seth. wow. what has it been, like 5 years? at least. you wanna grab lunch? uh, i'm actually headed back to the office. seth, it's me. what's more important than catching up with an old college buddy? well, i am supposed to be in this meeting. blow it off. remember poly sci? how many of those did we go to?

but my guest tonight is going to be seth rogen. seth rogen is here. [ cheers and applause ] and i look forward to explaining to him exactly who the [bleep] i am. that's about 30% a joke. before jon left, he was very sweet. he was very warm and supportive. he actually gave me this little note here. he said, don't worry. you'll be great. that's nice. although subjective. besides, no big news stories every break out over the summer. >> u.s. officials acknowledge that intelligence agencies are secretly collecting millions of americans' phone records on a daily basis. >> private calls of americans, whether they've been suspected of a crime or not. >> are you [bleep] kidding me? jon's been gone one day. one day. we had such a fun, gentle first show planned for you. you know, a few harmless unbritish jokes like, oh, this is a football, not a soccer ball. we call it a football. halfway through the show we were going to break and have a little tea time. and then at the end of the show i wasn't going on fly off with an umbrella. it was just

on sunday night don't forget our "jimmy kimmel live" game night special, seth rogen and our 2-year-oldshaquille o'neal earlier tonight will shoot against the great kobe bryant. we'll also have a special nba edition of "mean tweets" for you before game two in eastern and central time zones and after the game on the west coast. our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated actor whom you know from "moneyball," "superbad" and "21 jump street," among other films. you can see him as a diamond earring-studded version of himself in the very funny new movie "this is the end." it opens in theaters wednesday, please welcome jonah hill. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi, guys. >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm good, how you doing? >> jimmy: i'm good. you look tan. you look like you've been vacationing. >> i just got back from a bachelor party in mexico. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> and i got to -- yeah. i'm alive. >> jimmy: whose was it? >> one of my buddy's, fox. one of my best friends. i got a tan and they've been calling me tan mom because i look ridiculous. >> jimmy: you look healthy. was it darker then

seth's mother, nothing we could do to bring seth walsh back. nothing we could do could ensure that her pain or the pain that he and his family and his community suffered through the many years that he was ridiculed and abused and beaten because he was a member of the lgbt community, could bring him back. but what we have in place there, what i want to believe with all that i am that we would have had in place at that school in sacramento if it happened now or any time in the last 3 year, 3 1/2 years, would have been not just an accountability document, but a promise made publicly that we post on our web sites so that when we leave and leaders leave, community can ensure that those resolutions become what they are supposed to be, which are contracts between two parties committed to change so that promises made are promises kept. and i assure you, as secretary duncan has said, that we significance vigorously ensure, we absolutely will take all your federal money because that is what we have the ability to do and no federal dollars on education sh

these are my kids, lindsay and seth. i have about an hour or so left.st want to tell them both i love them and miss them. >> when i saw him, he apologized for everything. and that, i think that's what i needed. >> hours before her father was executed, lindsay decided to leave indiana and make the long drive home to florida. >> i didn't want to see him die, and so i left. i didn't want to hear anything else about it, i didn't want to see it. i was just ready to go back to my family. >> but later that evening, just three hours before he would walk into the execution chamber, wrinkles would talk to one last person outside the prison walls. he placed a phone call to "lockup" field producer susan carney. >> i stayed in touch with eric after we finished our "extended stay" shoot, because we decided we were going to document the last few months of his life. we did a series of recorded phone conversations, and our last conversation took place the night of his execution. i guess three hours to live. what's going through your mind? >> this is kind of surreal, thi

the seth walsh case in tehachipe is an example of that. so those are the tools we have. we have a lot of discussion, senator franken and others have introduced bills in the united states senate to address precisely the questions that you are asking, governor, and we have supported them and we continue to look forward -- as a prosecutor i always want more tools. you know, i see a problem out there and i want to have the tools to fix it. we passed a hate crimes law in 2009 that enables us to work with local law enforcement in much more effective ways to combat hate crimes including but not limited to lgbt motivated violence. so we'd love to have more tools. but, you know, with the tools that we currently have, we're doing as much as we can and i think ruslyn's point about the uptick in the number of complaints we're both receiving, i'm not sure that necessarily reflects, as ruslyn correctly pointed out, that there's an uptick in violence. the doctrine of futility often resulted in less complaints being seen. i think there's a commitment in the federal level to doing our le

seth doane cbs news, beijing. >> pelley: for folks in america who have nothing, he provides something can't buy-- dignity. steve hartman on the road next. . one a day men's 50+ is a complete multivitamin designed for men's health concerns as we age. it has 7 antioxidants to support cell health. one a day men's 50+. folks have suffered from frequent heartburn. but getting heartburn and then treating day after day is a thing of the past. block the acid with prilosec otc, and don't get heartburn in the first place. [ male announcer ] one pill each morning. 24 hours. zero heartburn. it's the most powerful thing on the planet. love holds us in the beginning. comforts us as we grow old. love is the reason you care. for all the things in your life... that make life worth living. ♪ ♪ sweet love of mine ♪ brei used to love hearing that phrase... but not since i learned i have postmenopausal osteoporosis and a high risk for fracture. i want to keep acting but a broken bone could change that. so my doctor and i chose prolia® to reduce my risk of fractures. prolia® is proven to help make bones st

seth doane, cbs news, bolivar, missouri. >> pelley: more cbs news in just a moment. uddlers. you know who you are. you can part a crowd, without saying a word... if you have yet to master the quiet sneeze... you stash tissues like a squirrel stashes nuts... well muddlers, muddle no more. try zyrtec®. it gives you powerful allergy relief. and zyrtec® is different than claritin® because zyrtec® starts working at hour one on the first day you take it. claritin® doesn't start working until hour three. zyrtec®. love the air. icaused by acid reflux disease,g relieving heartburn,e. relief is at hand. for many, nexium provides 24-hour heartburn relief and may be available for just $18 a month. there is risk of bone fracture and low magnesium levels. side effects may include headache, abdominal pain, and diarrhea. if you have persistent diarrhea, contact your doctor right away. other serious stomach conditions may exist. don't take nexium if you take clopidogrel. relief is at hand for just $18 a month. talk to your doctor about nexium. [ girl ] there are man-eating sharks in every oce

i kow patients all over the country are listening to ever word you say, seth, thanks for coming on. >leasure. gerri: later in the show, more government's getting involved in buness. 'll dissect a nw aw requiring -- requiring paid sick ti, even small employers. next we answer the question, how do you do that? tips on how toprotect youhome from the eements this summer including heat and flooding and all manner of mayhe like you are seeing right here. ♪ my mother made t best toffee in the world. it's delicious. so now we've turned her toffee into a business. my goal was to take an idea and ma it happen. i'm janet long and i formed my toffee company through legalzoom. never really thought i would make money doing what i love. [ robert ] we created legalzoom to help people start their business and launch their dreams. go to galzoom.com day and make your business dream a reality. legalzoom.com we put theaw on your side. ♪ right. but the most important feature of all is... the capital one purchase eraser. can redeem the double miles i earned with my venture card to erase recent travel purcha