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>> no. >> seth: no. >> no. >> seth: loch ness monster? >> no. >> seth: moon landin fake?e. [ laughter ] i haven't done my research on that one. >> seth: okay. well, i cannot tell you how much i've enjoyed talking to you. so please, when you do your research, will you please come back so we can talk about that? >> i will! >> seth: and thank you so much. you're going to stick around and sing for all of us tonight? >> i am. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: thank you so much. this has been such a delight. demi lovato! don't worry. she's going to be back. tickets for demi's upcoming tour go on sale this friday, june 6th. we'll be right back with dan bakkedahl. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ yeah, girl ♪ you know, i've been thinking about us ♪ ♪ and, uh, i just can't fight it anymore ♪ ♪ it's bundle time ♪ bundle ♪ mm, feel those savings, baby and that's how a home and auto bundle is made. better he learns it here than on the streets. the miracle of bundling -- now, that's progressive. ...awwwwlright, bird! hay daaaaaaaayyyyy!!! download hay day for free. ♪it's so good to see you,
>> no. >> seth: no. >> no. >> seth: loch ness monster? >> no. >> seth: moon landin fake?e. [ laughter ] i haven't done my research on that one. >> seth: okay. well, i cannot tell you how much i've enjoyed talking to you. so please, when you do your research, will you please come back so we can talk about that? >> i will! >> seth: and thank you so much. you're going to stick around and sing for all of us tonight? >> i am. [ cheers and...
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] ♪ >>> seth: good evening. [ cheers and applause ] i'm seth meyers.is "late night." how's everyone doing tonight? are we well? [ cheers and applause ] excellent. here for you all is a little political news. president obama is expected to meet with vladimir putin this friday at a celebration for the 70th anniversary of d-day. that's right. obama is celebrating d-day by meeting with the world's biggest "d." [ laughter ] so fitting, a fitting tribute. this is cool. this summer marks the 75th anniversary of little league baseball. 75 years, or to put it in little league terms, 6 innings. swing the bat, guys, we got to get home. swing the bat guys. [ laughter and applause ] i was playing a dad clapping for his kids and you all started clapping. now, i've figured you out. [ laughter ] congratulations to kourtney kardashian who is pregnant with her third baby. luckily, she's been practicing her baby talk for 35 years. she is -- she is the definition of ready to go. [ laughter and applause ] this is interesting. stores in washington will begin carrying mariju
] ♪ >>> seth: good evening. [ cheers and applause ] i'm seth meyers.is "late night." how's everyone doing tonight? are we well? [ cheers and applause ] excellent. here for you all is a little political news. president obama is expected to meet with vladimir putin this friday at a celebration for the 70th anniversary of d-day. that's right. obama is celebrating d-day by meeting with the world's biggest "d." [ laughter ] so fitting, a fitting tribute. this is cool....
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>> seth: how dare you?ndoms. [ laughter ] even oral. >> seth: wow. >> i think that waiting in long lines to pay parking tickets is cool. [ laughter ] >> seth: stink mouth, you are getting on my last nerve! >> hey, before i go, i just wanted to say that it is, like, such an honor to do this. and thank you so much for the opportunity. >> seth: of course. i'm so happy you're here. >> can you? >> seth: yeah, yeah. >> i put down dogs for a living at the vet! [ laughter ] even the ones that aren't sick! [ laughter ] hey, i'm going to wrap this up. >> seth: yeah, sure, sure. great. >> cool. [ screaming ] i think that people who ask to borrow your cell phone charger are cool! [ laughter ] >> seth: hey! that's the last straw! and then, are you sure? >> yeah, totally. go ahead. do it. [ screaming ] >> seth: give it up for stink mouth pig man, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> "frasier" is my favorite tv show! >> seth: get out of here! we'll be right back with more "late night." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ female
>> seth: how dare you?ndoms. [ laughter ] even oral. >> seth: wow. >> i think that waiting in long lines to pay parking tickets is cool. [ laughter ] >> seth: stink mouth, you are getting on my last nerve! >> hey, before i go, i just wanted to say that it is, like, such an honor to do this. and thank you so much for the opportunity. >> seth: of course. i'm so happy you're here. >> can you? >> seth: yeah, yeah. >> i put down dogs for a living...
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> seth: yeah.row that word around much. it's true. >> nope. not since 1983. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> this is fantastic! >> seth: it's so fantastic to have you back in the building. and -- it's so fantastic that you're doing a variety special. >> i'm doing a variety special, sethly! >> seth: and it's kind of like -- [ laughter ] -- it's kind of a throwback. >> yeah. >> seth: by the way, you're -- i think you and dratch are the only people who call me sethly. >> but she definitely calls you sethly. >> seth: but she does something that calls me crazy. >> which is? >> seth: when she used to call you meyers. >> she calls me meyers. >> seth: which is also my last name. so it's super confusing. >> yes. that is confusing. [ laughter ] >> seth: so i knew sethly was me. meyers was not me. >> correct. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> does somebody call you meyers, though, like a coach? >> seth: no. i never -- i was always the first name person. >> meyers -- >> seth: did you ever -- ? >> -- towel up. [ lau
> seth: yeah.row that word around much. it's true. >> nope. not since 1983. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> this is fantastic! >> seth: it's so fantastic to have you back in the building. and -- it's so fantastic that you're doing a variety special. >> i'm doing a variety special, sethly! >> seth: and it's kind of like -- [ laughter ] -- it's kind of a throwback. >> yeah. >> seth: by the way, you're -- i think you and dratch are the only people...
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seth meyers? >> seth: oh, hey. how are you? >> ha ha ha. the seth meyers? my lucky day.y. >> seth: oh, nice to meet you, jeremy. >> oh, yeah. >> seth: yeah. >> i have some questions for you. >> seth: okay. ♪ >> how'd you come up with the name "late night"? >> seth: i didn't come up with it. david letterman came up with it. >> ohh, "late night." got it. yeah, so, how many writers do you have? >> seth: 12. >> whoa, wowzers. that's more than i have fingers, but less that i have toes. do you need anymore? >> seth: no. >> oh, my cousin wayne is high-larious. you should hire him. he's the one who came up with high-larious. ahh, can you call him on the phone? aww, my phone's dead. can we use your phone? >> seth: i better -- >> what time do you get into work? >> seth: around now. >> ah, makes sense, makes sense. you know, i own a cotton candy machine. big investment up front, but in the long run, it saves me so much money. where do human babies come from? i know where the others come from. >> seth: you know, i can see the top from here. >> ahh, rock, paper, scissors, shoot! pape
seth meyers? >> seth: oh, hey. how are you? >> ha ha ha. the seth meyers? my lucky day.y. >> seth: oh, nice to meet you, jeremy. >> oh, yeah. >> seth: yeah. >> i have some questions for you. >> seth: okay. ♪ >> how'd you come up with the name "late night"? >> seth: i didn't come up with it. david letterman came up with it. >> ohh, "late night." got it. yeah, so, how many writers do you have? >> seth: 12....
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seth.ter ] -- if you don't mind, i'm going to light this lavender-scented candle and i might enjoy a little bit of herbal tea and going to read the last few pages of this scandinavian crime novel, "the murderous boats of oslo." [ laughter ] which combines two of my great loves, the thrilling neo-noir detective story that takes you so deep into the underground nordic crime syndicate that you feel like you'll never get out, and boats. [ laughter ] so, here we go. a quiet moment. ♪ guys. guys! guys! >> yes, seth? what is it? >> seth: why -- why are you playing right now? >> uh -- well, we have a few extra minutes so the band figured we'd learn "in-a-gadda-da-vida." [ laughter ] >> seth: why? >> because we freakin' love that song! >> seth: listen, we all love that song but this is a quiet moment for me. >> hey, uh -- i read that book. do you want me to tell you who committed the murder? >> seth: what? no! no. quiet moment. starting now. >> hey, seth? >> seth: yeah, lutz? >> lutz: can i get the
seth.ter ] -- if you don't mind, i'm going to light this lavender-scented candle and i might enjoy a little bit of herbal tea and going to read the last few pages of this scandinavian crime novel, "the murderous boats of oslo." [ laughter ] which combines two of my great loves, the thrilling neo-noir detective story that takes you so deep into the underground nordic crime syndicate that you feel like you'll never get out, and boats. [ laughter ] so, here we go. a quiet moment. ♪...
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>> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] let's start off with some good news. it's fleet week in new york, everybody. give it up for fleet week. [ cheers and applause ] and you know what fleet week means -- next week is penicillin week. [ laughter ] lana del ray. lana del ray will perform for kim kardashian and kanye west at their wedding this weekend in florence. apparently, the theme of their wedding is depression. [ laughter ] i bet she doesn't know how to sing the "chicken dance." [ laughter ] i'm going to guess. this is pretty cool. the director of the fbi said he may consider relaxing a policy that prevents the agency from hiring anyone who has smoked pot in the last three years. sounds like somebody finally tried pot. [ laughter ] i think we were a little wrong, we were a little hasty in our opinions on pot. [ cheers and applause ] yet another vehicle recall. one day after recalling 2.4 million vehicles, gm has announced that it'
>> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] let's start off with some good news. it's fleet week in new york, everybody. give it up for fleet week. [ cheers and applause ] and you know what fleet week means -- next week is penicillin week. [ laughter ] lana del ray. lana del ray will perform for kim kardashian and kanye west at their wedding this weekend in florence. apparently, the theme of their wedding is...
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>> that was my rap name. >> seth: big tub? >> yeah. >> seth: did you pick last?ng about you being sick today. >> seth: oh, yeah. >> i got quite in the last couple of days, and i was like, so excited about it. i'm like, oh, next week i'm going to be so skinny." [ laughter ] >> seth: you're like, "oh, i feel terrible." then on the way to the bathroom you'd stop at the scale. you're like, "oh, not bad." [ laughter ] did you record any of your rap songs? do they exist on tape? >> yeah. i remember, i didn't know how to scratch, and so i used to pull up and down the zipper of my hoodie and record it. sounds exactly like it. >> seth: probably not exactly like it. well, let me tell you, if you ever release these lost tapes, i just want to tell you i'd be the first in line at itunes to buy them. and big tub, we should look for big tub and the album drops when? >> big tub and the tabby cats. >> seth: the tabby cats? that sounds like the real hard core [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the tabby cats. well, thanks so much for being here. congratulations on the
>> that was my rap name. >> seth: big tub? >> yeah. >> seth: did you pick last?ng about you being sick today. >> seth: oh, yeah. >> i got quite in the last couple of days, and i was like, so excited about it. i'm like, oh, next week i'm going to be so skinny." [ laughter ] >> seth: you're like, "oh, i feel terrible." then on the way to the bathroom you'd stop at the scale. you're like, "oh, not bad." [ laughter ] did you record...
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i had some ideas. >> seth: okay. >> do you mind if i -- >> seth: yeah, talk!number one, you should do the show in a batman mask. >> seth: okay. why? >> well, because batman's cool. he can fight real hard and hates bad guys. and you can ask questions in this voice. you can be like -- [ batman voice ] "so, tell me when your new book's coming out? [ laughter ] i hear george clooney is a real prankster on set!" >> seth: that's really good, yeah. >> "do you prefer l.a. or new york?" >> seth: oh, yeah. now that you do it, it does sound like it'd be really fun. yeah. do you have anything else for us, timmy? [ laughter ] >> number two. you should have a half-pipe on stage with guys doing skateboard tricks. therefore if people get bored of you, skateboard tricks. [ laughter ] >> seth: okay! all right, well, we'll definitely think about that. we'll definitely think about that. >> number three! [ laughter ] you should have a dog on the show that can actually talk. >> seth: okay. i mean, i think we could probably do it with cgi. >> no. oh, no. [ laughter ] if you can't do
i had some ideas. >> seth: okay. >> do you mind if i -- >> seth: yeah, talk!number one, you should do the show in a batman mask. >> seth: okay. why? >> well, because batman's cool. he can fight real hard and hates bad guys. and you can ask questions in this voice. you can be like -- [ batman voice ] "so, tell me when your new book's coming out? [ laughter ] i hear george clooney is a real prankster on set!" >> seth: that's really good, yeah....
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i'm seth meyers. "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? are we well? everyone's well. some huge political news today. u.s. house majority leader eric cantor, who's been in congress for over a decade, will lose his seat after he was beaten out by a tea party challenger. the tea party would be happy, but then they wouldn't be the tea party. [ laughter ] they don't do happy very well over in the tea party. the campaign manager -- this is interesting. the campaign manager who helped unseat house majority leader eric cantor last night is a 23-year-old man -- a 23-year-old man who interviewed for a job at panera bread last month. said cantor, is that position still available? because i have found myself -- [ cheers and applause ] looking for employment. this is surprising. in an interview this week, hillary clinton said she may not run for president because she loves having time to hang out with her friends. thankfully, most of her friends live in iowa, new hampshire, ohio, florida and the great stat
i'm seth meyers. "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? are we well? everyone's well. some huge political news today. u.s. house majority leader eric cantor, who's been in congress for over a decade, will lose his seat after he was beaten out by a tea party challenger. the tea party would be happy, but then they wouldn't be the tea party. [ laughter ] they don't do happy very well over in the tea party. the campaign manager -- this is interesting. the campaign manager who...
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>> seth: very good. valedictorian of your hight school. >> it's fine. i was. [ light laughter ] >> seth: and now, they, because of this honor, and your many honors and accomplishments since, they asked you to come back and speak at your high school grad -- at your commencement at your old high school. >> it's true. i went back, i gave the speech, which i think is cool, but i did something sort of uncool that i can't undo, which is that -- like, i have -- i as a teenager wasn't so good at being a teenager. i'm good at being a teenager as an adult now. but one of the boys, he's was like a boy, not a man, but a boy, came up to me and he was like, "can i take a picture with you?" and i said, "sure," and i was a little nervous because he was a teenager. and i didn't, you know the teenage boys didn't like me when i was a teenager and that kind of like remains. and i had kind of a bad prom date and, you know, just didn't work. so i gave the camera to my husband, and the boy was like looking at my husband and he
>> seth: very good. valedictorian of your hight school. >> it's fine. i was. [ light laughter ] >> seth: and now, they, because of this honor, and your many honors and accomplishments since, they asked you to come back and speak at your high school grad -- at your commencement at your old high school. >> it's true. i went back, i gave the speech, which i think is cool, but i did something sort of uncool that i can't undo, which is that -- like, i have -- i as a teenager...
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thanks for having me, seth. >> seth: no problem, bill.ing you. >> you know, just one real quick question. i had a question. i saw that table with all kinds of snacks and different food on it there backstage. what's the deal with all that? i mean, is it free? is all of it free? is it docked from our pay? i mean, do we get a discount? i mean, i just don't want to get slammed with a big bill after the show. like i'm asking, is there a limit? because i kind of went to town on those fruit snacks. [ laughter ] >> seth: well, that's our craft service table. it's all free. don't worry about it. if you want something, you can have it. you're our guest. >> oh, okay, great. hypothetically speaking -- i mean, say, i were to bring a huge rolling suitcase from home and really -- [ laughter ] -- load that bad boy up with lots of, you know, free ass food -- i'm talking everything, my man. i'm saying the blue cheese, the chicken things, the paper coffee cups -- just dumping the trays of food really fast into the suitcase -- do you think there would be tro
thanks for having me, seth. >> seth: no problem, bill.ing you. >> you know, just one real quick question. i had a question. i saw that table with all kinds of snacks and different food on it there backstage. what's the deal with all that? i mean, is it free? is all of it free? is it docked from our pay? i mean, do we get a discount? i mean, i just don't want to get slammed with a big bill after the show. like i'm asking, is there a limit? because i kind of went to town on those...
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] ♪ >> seth: good evening.meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] excellent. well, this is an exciting time. right now is an exciting time for basketball fans. tonight, the miami heat and the san antonio spurs face off in game one of the nba finals. it's the nba's annual contest to determine whose city will be set on fire. [ laughter ] and it started tonight. one of those cities is one game closer to a full blaze. this was kind of a bummer. bill o'reilly asked his viewers if they think sergeant bowe bergdahl's father, robert, is an islamic sympathizer because he looks like a mulsim. that's ridiculous. that's like assuming bill o'reilly is a gluten sympathizer, because he looks like dough. [ laughter ] it's not a fair thing to ask. [ cheers and applause ] this week, vladimir putin told reporters that he thinks hillary clinton is weak. and went on say, "maybe weakness is not the worst quality for a woman." which i guess answers the question, "why is vladimir putin sin
] ♪ >> seth: good evening.meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] excellent. well, this is an exciting time. right now is an exciting time for basketball fans. tonight, the miami heat and the san antonio spurs face off in game one of the nba finals. it's the nba's annual contest to determine whose city will be set on fire. [ laughter ] and it started tonight. one of those cities is one game closer to a full blaze. this was kind of...
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not everyone is talking at once. >> seth: not at once. >> take that back, seth meyers. >> seth: everyoneay. >> with brilliant questions. >> that's right. >> seth: and then, you go to your show, which is probably the lowest tech show in history. >> but the interesting thing, it has more tech people on it than any other show. >> seth: yeah, that's why i'm surprised that, like, you're the first guy who gets the iphone because you haven't gotten, like, a second light since you started. [ laughter and applause ] >> i know. >> that's true. >> i got, like, one of these lights in the ceiling. >> seth: but now, what is the shift like to do one and the other? >> well, i take a nap in between. >> seth: right. [ laughter ] >> i start there. i mean, it's just -- the one thing is that it's a team effort in the morning. >> yeah. >> i mean, it really is. from producers to the "eye opener" -- it's an assembly of moving parts. my show, i've got very good producers. but i walk in there and all that has to happen is i have to make a good effort at having an interesting conversation. so, that's basically my
not everyone is talking at once. >> seth: not at once. >> take that back, seth meyers. >> seth: everyoneay. >> with brilliant questions. >> that's right. >> seth: and then, you go to your show, which is probably the lowest tech show in history. >> but the interesting thing, it has more tech people on it than any other show. >> seth: yeah, that's why i'm surprised that, like, you're the first guy who gets the iphone because you haven't gotten,...
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>> seth: i did okay.et a b-minus. [ light laughter ] and then when i lived in holland, i learned a little bit of dutch but not much. your character speaks dutch on the show, right? >> i do. but the only dutch i know is goodbye is something really cute. like chewy. or ch -- >> seth: no one said dewie. >> dewie. >> seth: dewie. >> i know, they're all like, "dewie, dewie." and then i learned how to say tulips and drugs. i know how to say tulips, drugs, goodbye. >> seth: what's tulips? >> tulipa, drugen, dewie. that's all you need to know. >> seth: oh, my goodness. >> oh, my gosh. i'm sorry about the drugs thing. >> seth: we said -- obviously said -- we said something about the cia, we weren't supposed to. >> you said you weren't a spy. >> seth: i didn't. i didn't know. >> are you a spy? >> seth: you were never supposed to say the thing about her wearing the red dress. [ laughter ] i just want to say to anybody who travels in amsterdam, if they say drugs they'll also know what you mean. [ light laughter ] you
>> seth: i did okay.et a b-minus. [ light laughter ] and then when i lived in holland, i learned a little bit of dutch but not much. your character speaks dutch on the show, right? >> i do. but the only dutch i know is goodbye is something really cute. like chewy. or ch -- >> seth: no one said dewie. >> dewie. >> seth: dewie. >> i know, they're all like, "dewie, dewie." and then i learned how to say tulips and drugs. i know how to say tulips, drugs,...
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>> seth: oh, no, no.rson: good evening everybody, i'm carson daly. this is "last call." thank you so much for staying up late. tonight, the alt-country of robbie fulks hits the troubadour stage. taylor williamson lands in the comedy spotlight but oirst guest is an australian actress who has started to make her mark on hollywood with films like "bottle shock" and "transformers" and on the small screen in "grey's anatomy" and "charlie's angels." now you can catch her playing a fbi special agent in the new nbc series "crisis." say hello to rachel taylor. >> women are complicated. i mean i lie in most of my interviews guys. like i obviously like -- you co
>> seth: oh, no, no.rson: good evening everybody, i'm carson daly. this is "last call." thank you so much for staying up late. tonight, the alt-country of robbie fulks hits the troubadour stage. taylor williamson lands in the comedy spotlight but oirst guest is an australian actress who has started to make her mark on hollywood with films like "bottle shock" and "transformers" and on the small screen in "grey's anatomy" and "charlie's...
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>> seth: i have. >> and? >> seth: i liked it.'t really do like -- i didn't do any of the safari stuff. i kind of missed out on the fun. >> yeah. that's the only reason you go. >> seth: yeah, i kind of blew it. >> safari. yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: i took a really long trip to go to like the malls of south africa. [ laughter ] >> that's like you going to disneyland and just hanging out in the parking lot. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] you see all kinds of cars. >> yeah, but first of all, it's a long flight, isn't it? >> seth: it's very long. >> 20 hour flight. i mean this is a -- this is like -- this is longer than most of the space shuttle flights. >> seth: yeah. >> do you know what i mean? >> seth: it really is. yeah. right. >> and we actually had an astronaut sitting behind us. and halfway there he's going, "when are we going to be there? when are we going to be there?" [ laughter ] i am so stoned right now. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] no, no, no. not appropriate. >> seth: did you see any animals? did you get to spend a
>> seth: i have. >> and? >> seth: i liked it.'t really do like -- i didn't do any of the safari stuff. i kind of missed out on the fun. >> yeah. that's the only reason you go. >> seth: yeah, i kind of blew it. >> safari. yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: i took a really long trip to go to like the malls of south africa. [ laughter ] >> that's like you going to disneyland and just hanging out in the parking lot. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] you see...
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>> seth: thank you!t like you maybe gave it too much. >> eh, you're funny, man. >> seth: you'll like this one. >> okay. >> seth: you're going to like this one more. this is a bummer. a philadelphia mother and her boyfriend are in police custody after the woman's daughter brought heroin to school. the daughter is not in trouble though, because she brought enough for everybody. [ laughter and applause ] [ laughter ] >> one more. >> seth: you have another one in you? [ squeals ] >> seth: okay good. [ laughter ] this is crazy. firefighters in massachusetts found over 500 marijuana plants while responding the to an apartment fire. said one firefighter, "have you ever really looked at fire?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> cue applause! [ cheers ] >> seth: i guarantee he's going to want to get paid for appearing. [ laughter ] not sure what to think of this. a man in florida this week offered an undercover police officer a salad in exchange for oral sex. he was charged with one count of solicitation and
>> seth: thank you!t like you maybe gave it too much. >> eh, you're funny, man. >> seth: you'll like this one. >> okay. >> seth: you're going to like this one more. this is a bummer. a philadelphia mother and her boyfriend are in police custody after the woman's daughter brought heroin to school. the daughter is not in trouble though, because she brought enough for everybody. [ laughter and applause ] [ laughter ] >> one more. >> seth: you have another...
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i had some ideas. >> seth: okay. >> do you mind if i -- >> seth: yeah, talk!e batman's cool. he can fight real hard and hates bad guys. and you can ask questions in this voice. you can be like -- [ batman voice ] "so, tell me when your new book's coming out? [ laughter ] i hear george clooney is a real prankster on set!" >> seth: that's really good, yeah. >> "do you prefer l.a. or new york?" >> seth: oh, yeah. now that you do it, it does sound like it'd be really fun. yeah. do you have anything else for us, timmy? [ laughter ] >> number two. you should have a half-pipe on stage with guys doing skateboard tricks. therefore if people get bored of you, skateboard tricks. [ laughter ] >> seth: okay! all right, well, we'll definitely think about that. we'll definitely think about that. >> number three! [ laughter ] you should have a dog on the show that can actually talk. >> seth: okay. i mean, i think we could probably do it with cgi. >> no. oh, no. [ laughter ] if you can't do it, don't do it. >> seth: okay, okay. [ laughter ] >> number four! >> seth: okay. >> yo
i had some ideas. >> seth: okay. >> do you mind if i -- >> seth: yeah, talk!e batman's cool. he can fight real hard and hates bad guys. and you can ask questions in this voice. you can be like -- [ batman voice ] "so, tell me when your new book's coming out? [ laughter ] i hear george clooney is a real prankster on set!" >> seth: that's really good, yeah. >> "do you prefer l.a. or new york?" >> seth: oh, yeah. now that you do it, it does...
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enjoy your book, seth meyers! >> seth: what?d he -- doesn't matter. [ toilet flushing ] >> lutz: aw, come on. flush, damn it! oh, no, no, no, no. oh, seth's going to be so mad! [ laughter ] >> seth: we'll be right back with more "late night." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey, let's talk probiotics. for digestive health? erin andrews? yeah. and did you know trubiotics is a daily probiotic that helps in two ways? it supports digestive and immune health, by working in your gut where 70% of your immune system lives. now in chewables. so safely whiten your smile with listerine whitening®. other mouthwashes just whiten teeth. but only listerine whitening® both whitens and restores enamel. new listerine whitening vibrant®. power to your mouth. bread. but we know you've been thinking about it, too. so we're always trying to make it even better. that's why we added some ingredients and took others out, making this our best bread yet. bread is on the rise at subway. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back to "late night" everybody. a
enjoy your book, seth meyers! >> seth: what?d he -- doesn't matter. [ toilet flushing ] >> lutz: aw, come on. flush, damn it! oh, no, no, no, no. oh, seth's going to be so mad! [ laughter ] >> seth: we'll be right back with more "late night." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey, let's talk probiotics. for digestive health? erin andrews? yeah. and did you know trubiotics is a daily probiotic that helps in two ways? it supports digestive and immune health, by working in...
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come on, seth. cool-ass name. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah, that's a pretty cool name, larry. >> hey, you remember when the guy with the shades was like, eat the red pill or the blue pill? [ chuckles ] that was crazy. [ laughter ] what would you do, seth? eat the blue one or would you eat the red one and get the heck out of the matrix? >> seth: i guess i would take the red pill? >> i'd take both. [ laughter ] that way you can do whatever you want. uh-oh, i got a pager. >> seth: you got a pager or you got a page? >> oh, mrs. rosenthal just went into labor. you know, a lot of people don't know this, but i've been an ob-gyn for the last four years. [ laughter ] i'll see ya. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: larry king, everybody! thank you! that's great. i'm so happy he was here. my wife and i are taking a trip this summer, and we're going on a hiking trip. we're going on a week-long hiking trip, which is a big deal for me to be doing this because i don't like doing things outside or outdoors. i know thos
come on, seth. cool-ass name. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah, that's a pretty cool name, larry. >> hey, you remember when the guy with the shades was like, eat the red pill or the blue pill? [ chuckles ] that was crazy. [ laughter ] what would you do, seth? eat the blue one or would you eat the red one and get the heck out of the matrix? >> seth: i guess i would take the red pill? >> i'd take both. [ laughter ] that way you can do whatever you want. uh-oh, i got a pager....
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seth doane in beijing.nk you, seth. >>> straight ahead on "cbs "moneywatch,"" gm's surprising numbers despite the recall, and how newly minted billionaire dr. dre is spending some of his cash. this is the "cbs morning news." [ woman ] i've always tried to see things from the best angle i could. it's how i look at life. especially now that i live with a higher risk of stroke due to afib, a type of irregular heartbeat not caused by a heart valve problem. i was taking warfarin but wondered, could i focus on something better? my doctor told me about eliquis for three important reasons. one, in a clinical trial eliquis was proven to reduce the risk of stroke better than warfarin. two, eliquis had less major bleeding than warfarin. and three, unlike warfarin there's no routine blood testing. [ male announcer ] don't stop taking eliquis unless your doctor tells you to, as stopping increases your risk of having a stroke. eliquis can cause serious, and in rare cases, fatal bleeding. don't take eliquis if you have an
seth doane in beijing.nk you, seth. >>> straight ahead on "cbs "moneywatch,"" gm's surprising numbers despite the recall, and how newly minted billionaire dr. dre is spending some of his cash. this is the "cbs morning news." [ woman ] i've always tried to see things from the best angle i could. it's how i look at life. especially now that i live with a higher risk of stroke due to afib, a type of irregular heartbeat not caused by a heart valve problem. i...
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>> seth kept saying, i would never do a movie that i wouldn't go see. you know, if i wasn't a part of it. and -- i had been doing movies. awe thought you would never go see. >> that i would not go see. >> reporter: they have had their career highs. franco was nominated for an oscar for his role in "127 hours." rogan's films have earned more than $1 billion. but they have had their lows too. rogan blasted for bombs like "the green hornet." franco for his 2011 oscar hosting performance. >> wow. >> reporter: this time they're hoping for a hit with "the interview" and as for their next project. clearly anything is fair game. >> what about christmas -- >> were you about to say that it is not that offensive. >> reporter: santa, kid yourself warned. for "nightline," cecelia vega, in los angeles. >> why the porno-sexuals have people going wild. the latest heating up the globe coming up next. ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ don't stop now, come on mony ♪ come on, yeah ♪ i say yeah ♪ yeah ♪ yeah ♪ yeah ♪ yeah ♪ yeah ♪ yeah ♪ 'cause you make me feel ♪ like a pony ♪ so good ♪ like a po
>> seth kept saying, i would never do a movie that i wouldn't go see. you know, if i wasn't a part of it. and -- i had been doing movies. awe thought you would never go see. >> that i would not go see. >> reporter: they have had their career highs. franco was nominated for an oscar for his role in "127 hours." rogan's films have earned more than $1 billion. but they have had their lows too. rogan blasted for bombs like "the green hornet." franco for his...
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yo, it's seth no one came to the door, but five policemen showed up outside.ust trying to interview mrs. yo? >> chinese security prevented us from speaking to a number of people for the story so we traveled to hong kong, beyond the reach of mainland police. >> no one really know how many people die. >> reporter: there we met lee, who founded a new museum about tiananmen. >> i hope one day my museum is in beijing. >> reporter: he was in beijing the night of the crackdown. he told us he thought the pro- democracy movement had momentum, but then the tanks rolled in. he remembered the gunfire and the fear when the lights went out. >> that's the darkest point of my life, when the whole tiananmen square light was switched off. >> reporter: when did you realize that there had indeed been this massacre? >> in the morning, actually, when the light come up. you can see body already being transport to the hospital. >> reporter: 25 years later, lee's museum is waging a new protest against the erasing of history. >> you know, in china, no one is allowed to discuss about ju
yo, it's seth no one came to the door, but five policemen showed up outside.ust trying to interview mrs. yo? >> chinese security prevented us from speaking to a number of people for the story so we traveled to hong kong, beyond the reach of mainland police. >> no one really know how many people die. >> reporter: there we met lee, who founded a new museum about tiananmen. >> i hope one day my museum is in beijing. >> reporter: he was in beijing the night of the...
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meyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >>> seth: good evening.-- next week is penicillin week. [ laughter ] lana del ray. lana del ray will perform for kim kardashian and kanye west at their wedding this weekend in florence.
meyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >>> seth: good evening.-- next week is penicillin week. [ laughter ] lana del ray. lana del ray will perform for kim kardashian and kanye west at their wedding this weekend in florence.
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this is a listing essentially by 34-year-old seth nels.h is the guy in the video and the real estate agent and that is his wife jenny and their kid graham, for a place he's trying to sell for $1.9 million. but minnesotans on-line a little upset because they say he sort of doesn't match the kind of people who live in this area. he's not very minnesotan like. >> they're just trying to paint the idea that if you live in this place, you're going to get a hot girl, drive the awesome car, have an awesome life. >> i didn't notice that. i was like that's nice tile. look at those countertops. >> i noticed the sinks. i loved the sink fixtures in the bathroom. >> seth said he had positive feedback. he had to go with what he believed the demographic would be for a place like this. maybe it will work. maybe people will just keep making fun of the thing. >>> we love rescued pets one way or another. a lot of people have. and that moment when you find your pet, the one, is such a special moment. you feel it. watch this. >> oh, my gosh. hi. >> how does it
this is a listing essentially by 34-year-old seth nels.h is the guy in the video and the real estate agent and that is his wife jenny and their kid graham, for a place he's trying to sell for $1.9 million. but minnesotans on-line a little upset because they say he sort of doesn't match the kind of people who live in this area. he's not very minnesotan like. >> they're just trying to paint the idea that if you live in this place, you're going to get a hot girl, drive the awesome car, have...
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stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night.bakkedahl. featuring the 8g band.
stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night.bakkedahl. featuring the 8g band.
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meyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >>> seth: good evening. next week is penicillin week. [ laughter ] lana del ray. lana del ray wilrf
meyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >>> seth: good evening. next week is penicillin week. [ laughter ] lana del ray. lana del ray wilrf
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. >> seth meyers visits "the lead" and we talk about putting his stamp on late night. good afternoon, everyone. welcome to "the lead." we'll begin with tragic, breaking news in our national lead. do you remember a time when the only thing high school students had to worry about was exams and whether they could get a date for the prom? with one day left before summer vacation, one student is shot at reynolds high school. the suspect is also dead, according to the police. police gave an update moments ago. >> we have tentatively identified the shooter but we're not confident enough at this point to reveal the details. i can tell you that the weapon that was used is a rifle. >> police also say that one teacher suffered nonlife threatening injuries and a second person was found with a gun during the evacuation and taken into custody but as of now they do not believe that the second gun is connected with the shooting incident. news camera is there now to capture the sickingly sight of students walking out with their hands raised. many of these kids found themselves running
. >> seth meyers visits "the lead" and we talk about putting his stamp on late night. good afternoon, everyone. welcome to "the lead." we'll begin with tragic, breaking news in our national lead. do you remember a time when the only thing high school students had to worry about was exams and whether they could get a date for the prom? with one day left before summer vacation, one student is shot at reynolds high school. the suspect is also dead, according to the...
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it's a date. >> the interview featuring seth rogen and james franco is talk show host turned would beay not be in trailer. the spokesperson thinks the people behind the interview must have an mental illness, this movie shows some type of american sphrags from american government and society. comedian have been taking shots at the leader over multiple years. 2004 team america turned kim jong-un into a caricature. making him into a lonely puppet. and nbc's 30 rock made him a waiter. >> oh, my god, are you -- >> no, i'm nobody. kim jong-un is dead. i'm only waiter. i'm great -- greatest waiter of all time. >> while it's no joke to its people, the secrecy of the regime coupled with occasionally odd p.r. events like dennis rod man's basketball diplomacy and the regimes outrageous claims good their leader. >> his people believes anything he tells me, including he can speak to dolphins, including he doesn't urinate or did he have a --. >> they might be responding the helping new film unwittingly. after all, the first rule of hollywood, a little controversy can help the box office. seth rogen
it's a date. >> the interview featuring seth rogen and james franco is talk show host turned would beay not be in trailer. the spokesperson thinks the people behind the interview must have an mental illness, this movie shows some type of american sphrags from american government and society. comedian have been taking shots at the leader over multiple years. 2004 team america turned kim jong-un into a caricature. making him into a lonely puppet. and nbc's 30 rock made him a waiter....
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seth rogan tweeted saying people don't usually want to kill me for my movies after they have paid thecks for it. a sense of humor there. no official word yet from the white house. i don't know if we will hear one now. >>> let's go to a story everyone who loves fast cars was feeling a little hurt. remember these pictures of that massive sinkhole that swallowed eight corvettes at the national corvette museum in february? the hole is such a hit with tourists that the board has voted against patching it up completely and it's now a new exhibit at the museum. they may consider putting some of the crumbled cars back in the hole. >> such a smart move. my son's favorite show is called "road kill." they drove there just to go see it. perfect. >> it's a pretty incredible sight. >>> louis, thank you very much. "morning joe" is now moments away. stay tuned. what's your favorite kind of cheerios? honey nut. but... chocolate is my other favorite... oh yeah, and frosted! what's your most favorite of all? hmm...the kind i have with you. me too. i got this., whenever you're ready. no, i'll get it! let
seth rogan tweeted saying people don't usually want to kill me for my movies after they have paid thecks for it. a sense of humor there. no official word yet from the white house. i don't know if we will hear one now. >>> let's go to a story everyone who loves fast cars was feeling a little hurt. remember these pictures of that massive sinkhole that swallowed eight corvettes at the national corvette museum in february? the hole is such a hit with tourists that the board has voted...
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. >> rose: we continue with david rohde and seth jones. >> this is an american soldier for five years on the territory of pakistan and let's hear from bergdahl and maybe he deserves some criticism and so does pakistan. >> the organization where bowe was and an organization that had close ties to al-qaeda on the ground as well as pakistan's intelligence agency so i do think there's a very important question about why with an organization so closely tied to pakistan's intelligence agency, pakistan was unable to effectively get him released. >> rose: we conclude this evening with david ignatius the columnist for "the washington post" whose latest novel is called the director. >> the combination of bureaucracy and secrecy at the c.i.a. as produced a special kind of disaster. so i would like to see a smaller c.i.a., i'd like to see it focus more on the sequence that really matter. i would like to see it get out of the covert action paramilitary side of the business. one of the things i really liked about president obama speech at west point is the future counterterrorism missions we're goi
. >> rose: we continue with david rohde and seth jones. >> this is an american soldier for five years on the territory of pakistan and let's hear from bergdahl and maybe he deserves some criticism and so does pakistan. >> the organization where bowe was and an organization that had close ties to al-qaeda on the ground as well as pakistan's intelligence agency so i do think there's a very important question about why with an organization so closely tied to pakistan's...