cucumber. >> seth: right. >> mint. >> seth: yep. if you like beets. >> seth: i don't. >> mangoes. carrots. kale. i never put kale in my juice. >> seth: i like kale. >> well good. you can have -- that's why i put it over there. >> seth: great. [ laughter ] >> and parsley. parsley is really good. >> seth: and i noticed an extra cucumber. >> cucumber's good because it gives you a lot of juice. >> seth: yeah, great. >> okay? so, turn it on. >> seth: i'm turning it on now. >> and then i'm going to start with my celery. i love celery. >> seth: i'm going to start with kale. >> and use this little thing, this has a little indentation, this -- [ laughter ] and i like mint. mint is very good for you. >> seth: i already don't like this. [ laughter ] all right. there we go. >> get this little notch. >> seth: i already broke it. i already broke it. >> you're trying to. >> seth: i'm taking your's home. >> here, here wait. >> seth: okay. i got it now. there's a notch. there's a notch, martha. >> yes, the notch. >> seth: okay. >> and do this by you

>> seth: crying. didn't know. >> well, it's a very emotional show, but i started in comedy, like, it's hilarious to me that i ended up crying as much as i do, but also on a show that's, like, known for crying. and then i started trying not to cry in scenes which actually sometimes makes you cry more. >> seth: right. >> but in the last two episodes of "parenthood," i think i probably cried through almost every single scene, so, sorry. [ laughter ] couldn't help it. >> seth: you have some really exciting guest stars this next week. two exciting guest stars who are near and dear to your heart. >> oh yeah. yes. >> seth: tell us about this. >> well, the very famous, my dad, is on the show. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> also the renowned my brother. >> seth: that's great. how did you get them both? >> well -- >> seth: they're so hard to book. we've been trying forever. [ laughter ] >> oh my god, i wish you would have my dad on. on "gilmore girls" i had so many family members on because the show went on for

a jet. >> seth: no, no.ovely. >> thank you. >> seth: you've just, you have this new film, we showed a clip with jennifer lopez. >> yes. >> seth: now have you worked with her before? did you meet her before? do you know her? >> i met her once. i'd sung on "idol," and she was passing me in the hallway and i thought, don't be weird, or don't be a freak. just keep calm, keep calm. there she is. and she's so beautiful. >> seth: she is stunningly beautiful. >> isn't she hard not to just stare at, right? >> seth: yeah. >> so i'm like, don't look like a lesbian, but be nice. [ laughter ] and i'm looking at her and she's coming towards me and she goes, i'm a big fan. and i thought the world could stop. it was like, i'm a big -- [ laughter ] it was in slow motion. >> seth: yes. oh she does. she does her own slow-mo. she does. that's one of the things about her. >> i like your take at the end of thing. you're very dramatic. >> seth: well it's a very dramatic clip. it was a very dramatic clip. >> yeah, some of my most d

thank you. >> seth: yes. >> you do, do it for me, seth. [ laughter ] >> seth: that's why i'm here.se ] >> so it was a catch if you're a cowboys fan. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] i think that person was. >> i think that person was. >> seth: yeah. >> in the common sense of looking at it, it looked like a catch to me. it looked like he caught it, made a few steps, tried to reach out. but for the rules of football, it wasn't a catch. now, only thing he could do now is you have to change the rule for next year. i think that is one of the rules that the competition committee really needs to look at because you have a situation like this with the detroit lions a few years ago. calvin johnson. and then ironically enough, detroit had a bad call with dallas a few weeks ago. so it's almost like the karma of football caught up with the cowboys last week. >> seth: who are your predictions? who do you think we're going to see in the super bowl? >> you ask me, olivia's here. i can't make her mad. >> seth: yep. >> but it's hard to win at seattle. and no team has repeated since my co-host jimmy john

>> seth: yeah.t hear a lot of people saying, "i had a one night stand and we're still the best of friends." [ laughter ] >> right. sometimes -- >> seth: but so, tell me about this one. that's true sometimes. >> they are also rare. >> seth: so but what exactly -- this is a little different than most one night stands. tell us a little bit about the movie. >> right. basically i play a teacher who's separated and going through a divorce. you know, she's not feeling very good about herself, her husband's cheated on her, they've been married 18 years, kind of a low point for her. >> seth: uh huh. >> and a boy moves next door and befriends her teenage son. and becomes enamored with her. and, you know, because of everything that's going on in her life, i don't think this character would have done this at a different time. >> seth: right. >> you know i mean. he caught her in a vulnerable moment. and she winds up making you know -- crossing the line, making a mistake. >> seth: i'm glad this is the time in her

yeah. >> seth: this is a hard-hitting. >> yep. >> seth: street crime drama. >> yeah. >> seth: this iscks." is that right? >> i think -- which you can tell from the title that's some hard hitting drama. [ laughter ] >> seth: that's some hard hitting. and you play a gang, you play sort of a ruffian in this. >> yeah. >> seth: but you're so good. you are so good. >> thank you. thank you so much. >> seth: let's watch a clip on don in "sidekicks" >> i can't wait. >> give up the money. [ laughter ] are you going to start giving or do i have to start kicking? >> why are you doing this? i don't want to hurt you. >> seth: you did not learn your lesson. [ cheers and applause ] so good. >> i mean, can you believe the academy missed that? [ laughter ] >> seth: they missed it. that cast just like the "oceans" cast you guys get together all the time. >> we hang out all the time and wear those cutoff jean, denim. [ laughter ] yeah, it's great. >> seth: that look came back. you guys -- it looks good. >> yeah, thank you. >> seth: thank you so much for being here. >> glad to be here. >> seth: congratula

>> seth: it's great.like, wake up in the middle of the night if the dog has to go out. >> seth: absolutely, no. i mean, i wake up in the middle of the night because she sleeps in bed with us -- >> she does. >> seth: so i'm like, "hey, how are you? i love you." [ laughter ] >> yeah. mikey sleeps in my bed with me, too. and has to be touching me. >> seth: oh, that's really cute. >> yeah. but i don't -- yeah. i was going to say someth -- yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: so, he lately, he's been doing so weird stuff. >> yeah. right. >> seth: i'm also so excited that you're doing this new netflix series where you play jessica jones -- >> yeah. >> seth: --which is so exciting and i will tell you, as a comic book nerd -- i don't know what your level of comic book nerdom is -- it's such a kickass character. >> it is such -- yes, it is. i'm not allowed to talk about any details but -- >> seth: great. >> --i'm so excited about it and the character's fantastic. >> seth: well, if you want to talk about it -- >> i'm scared

>> seth: please welcome james corden. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: hello. >> hi. >> seth: it is>> seth: welcome. i'm so happy you're here. this is a big -- i mean, having a british person here is so exciting for me -- >> right. >> seth: -- just in general because last week, you know, the royals were here. >> of course, yes. >> seth: we have british fever here in new york city now. >> well, i can top you, them being in your city. >> seth: i'm blown away by this. >> well, so -- i should start by saying i don't normally fly first class on airplanes. it's the new -- i've never done it. but because, i mean, it's a disney film, that's what happens. >> seth: right. [ laughter ] >> and you get used to it very quickly. and so i'm in the plane, and i'm on the plane with william and kate in the same cabin. >> seth: wow. >> we're in the same cabin. my first thought was, "well, if this plane goes down, no one mentions that i died." >> seth: no, bottom of the -- bottom of the article. >> no, not even that. i'm just -- they died and 200 other people. i mean, zero. and then -- and so, i'm tryin

[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night."verybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is wonderful. obviously we are closing in on the super bowl. so i want to start with a little sports news. the nfl, the nfl fined seattle seahawks running back marshawn lynch $20,000 for grabbing his crotch after scoring a touchdown during sunday's nfc championship game, but i'm glad at least someone, at least one person in the nfl is checking to make sure their balls are properly inflated. [ laughter and applause ] the amount -- let's say real quick, the amount this week that the inflation or deflation of balls is in the news -- [ laughter ] -- i wake up every morning wishing i was still nine years old. this would be the greatest, the greatest week of my life that's happening if i was nine. i was surprised to hear this. cnn is reportedly developing a game show to be hosted by anderson cooper. it will be just like the other cnn shows except the contestants will make wild guesses instead of the news anchors. [ laughter ] so it's a sub

>> i love you seth meyers! >> seth: so good to have you here.t now is in "inherent vice" which is out right now. directed by the great paul thomas anderson. so you can see her in that. it's a wonderful film. >> yes. [ applause ] >> seth: and this is exciting. by maya and fred, long-time friends, they collaborated on "voce"? >> fred: "voce tem." >> seth: "voce tem" a single from fred's "hometown hero" single series on drag city records. and that is a great. that is a song you got from a sketch, right? >> fred: yeah. >> yeah. >> seth: one i love great deal. and you guys, this is not the first time you have collaborated. you have collaborated so often. >> yeah. >> seth: and again, i just mentioned a couple of projects you guys have going on and i know with fred and with maya as well. you know, i am just constantly blown away by how much you're doing and i just heard something that made me lose my mind, if this is true. is it true the two of you collaborated, and i know we have had record low temperatures today, you have collaborated on a way that p

and seth did it when he had just broken his nose. >> seth: yeah. >> so your performance is -- >> setht's just say that it's -- that your struggle to breathe gives a certain gravitas. [ laughter ] you sound like you're just on the verge of dying. >> seth: of passing out. >> and it gives it this -- >> seth: i do think it was hard to breathe through my nose then, and so i had to breathe through my mouth. but when you're just reading, there's no time. [ laughter ] and then i met amy, and it was really nice. [ gasps for breath ] [ laughter ] >> yeah, that's what it sounded like. it actually sounds like a creep who snuck into the studio, and wrote a weird love letter to me, and held my wrist really tight, and made me put it on the audio book. that's what it sounds like. but, kathleen turner, patrick stewart -- >> seth: that's great. >> --you know, my best friends. >> seth: yeah, and -- >> carol burnett. >> seth: you're shooting the last season of "parks." >> yeah, we're in our last season. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: what an incredible run it's been. >> it has been. >> seth: how many l

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>> seth: no.prov shows, someone will yell out dildos. >> it's the international language. >> seth: but you had another problem there? >> i was there with louis c.k. we were there two weeks. so, i went to this coffee shop. david cross said go to place called lucky mothers. and that's where you go get the weed. and that was one of the last places where they would still put it in food. so they said, we can make tea. we can make you a joint or we can put it in a candy bar. we'll put it in a snicker's bar. i went, "oh, yeah, put it in a snicker's bar." what i didn't know was they put three joints worth into the snickers bar. >> seth: right. >> and you're are supposed to, you know, have it over a succession of days. i walked around and just ate the whole thing. [ laughter ] and i went on stage. here's what was weird -- i could speak normally. i could think normally. i could not open my eyes. [ laughter ] and i just did my set like, "hey, you guys, dating is crazy, right?" and i was very open about it. i

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everyone. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night".rybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] everybody feeling good? that is great. any movie fans here? [ cheers ] well, the oscar nominations -- the oscar nominations came out today. unfortunately, this year's oscar nomination pool is the least diverse collection of nominees since 1998. there are so many -- this is true. there are so many white nominees that fox news agreed to host the debate. [ laughter ] it's a big deal. [ applause ] i was surprised the other day. a new report shows that the number of americans with college degrees will start to decline as soon as 2020. said americans with college degrees, "latte for karen? [ laughter and applause ] latte for karen?" also congratulations to "latte for karen", which was nominated for an oscar. [ laughter ] best foreign film. i don't know if you've seen it. it's a beautiful -- it's a beautiful italian film. you think it's just about karen trying to get a latte, and it is mostly that, but there's also -- there's a romance. it's reall

we're so happy to have you here. >> thank you, seth. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: yeah.an't -- it's so amazing to me, a classic example of fred of what i learned from being around you so much is there's something new every day, something amazing about you. i didn't know you and bob are friends and now here he is playing in the band. one of the things i worry about, is 'cause when we talk and i find out these things about you, i sometimes worry about people watching at home might think that you're making up answers off the top of your head. i know -- when i talk to these people i explain to them, he's my friend, he wouldn't do that to me, he wouldn't just lie to me on national television. [ laughter ] i heard someone say that you were telling them that you've developed because there's so much traffic here around 30 rock during the holiday season, you've developed a new means of transportation that you get into work faster than ever before? >> fred: yes. it's the wheelbarrow. [ laughter ] so what happens is, you know, you just bring a wheelbarrow from home, wherever, and i

hi, seth. >> seth: that's seth reese, he is one of our writers who lives down in the bottom of the joke i think it was really good but we didn't have a story to match it, but we'll definitely do it in the future. >> okay that's cool. make sense. hey, seth, my hands are pretty dry, can you put some lotion in that bucket and send it down? >> seth: i will, but i know it's not for dry hands, you perv. >> ow! >> seth: so, that's about it. look for these jokes in a monologue soon. we will be right back with jessica lange! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ the adventures you've been imagining. the heroes you've been admiring. the worlds you've been dreaming of. the thrills you've been craving. the moments you've been missing. the vacation you've been looking for is here. come and take it. universal orlando resort. like a cheez-it ande the best a chip. worlds. ooooh, you just put 'em together. yes. closer. cloooooser... (cheese makes kissing noises) they're kissing! (cheese laughs uncontrollably) we take time for our cheese to mature in our crispy cheez-it grooves. h&r block for only nine nine-tee fi

>> no. >> seth: you won't?greg norman came and he wanted to play with me. and i had a terrific time one day, but i'm supposed to go around and meet everybody. and you can't do all that and play golf. >> seth: right. >> it's hard to do. and i'm not very good any more besides. >> seth: well, there you go. well, thank you so much for being here. it's such an honor, and -- >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: a look forward to seeing you back. president bill clinton, everyone. the humana challenge pga golf tournament starts january 22nd, in conjunction with the clinton health matters initiative conference. we'll be right back with carrie brownstein. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ introducing the new degree dry spray. 48 hour superior antiperspirant protection that now goes on instantly dry for a cleaner feel. does your antiperspirant feel dry and clean like this? so you can do this. new degree dry spray, goes on instantly dry for a cleaner feel. okay patrick, let's go base, shark, blitz. the nfl trusts duracel

>> seth: good. so happy you're here. >> we're both talking so loud. >> seth: we are.hen people are cheering, you just have to talk loud. they're clapping but also want to hear everything we say. so how are you doing? this is -- i mean we haven't seen the last episode, but you shot the last episode. >> yeah. >> seth: how do you feel? >> um, it was -- it's really difficult, but also really nice to be able to say good-bye because -- >> seth: because you knew it was your last episode. >> we knew it was the last season, and i've mainly been on shows where they just yank it, like, you like find out later.

twin brother seth left in tears. but shortly after that hearing in one of those rare moments, the judge had a change of heart. it was just after father's day. >> the judge said -- he used the term i had a catharsis. he said i'm going to let this boy go home to his kids. it was a great day. >> except adam would have to wear an electronic ankle monitor. a stark reminder he was not a free man. that the real trial was yet to come. >>> when we come back, evidence about marks on lina kaufman's neck and torso. marks her best friend said she didn't see the night before when she showed off her new tan. >> she took off her jacket. >> yes. >> was she nude? >> yes, she was. >> did you notice any marks on her body at all? >> no. >> when "in an instant" continues. >>> four and a half years after he buried his wife lina came the day of reckoning for adam kaufman. here he was charged with second degree murder, accused of killing her in the bathroom of their aventura, florida, home. >> ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have been

. >> seth rogen though compared it to nazi propaganda. >> we stood behind you seth. give them the same respect. >> new outrage as murder is spray painted on a movie billboard. >> coullld a the discussion help or hurt the movie's oscar chances? >> oscar voters like controversy but they don't like divisiveness. >> our big picture. how closely chris kyle worked with celebs. >> i could not be more honored. >> he is awesome. >> the kardashian/jenner girls rally around bruce. >> he's even getting support from the unlikeliest of places. >> people being judgmental and cruel to transgender folks. >> new kids on the block and tlc. they're out hitting the road together. >> i'm probably in the best shape now that i was before. >> that's a lie. >> shut up. >>> now, "entertainment tonight," we love entertaining people. american sniper caught in the cross fire as the country takes sides. so is bradley cooper portraying a hero or a killer? the debate has touched a nerve. bringing out a lot of emotion. >> as if seth rogen needs more drama in his life. his comments and those by michae

seth rogen's primary expertise is weed. while he smoked his way through the last decade there were people like chris kyle defending his freedom to smoke that weed which is fine because chris kyle did that for me. he defended my right to act like an idiot for 20 years. i see the difference. seth rogen sees the difference. i see the difference that these people allow me to be a dope. seth needs to re-establish that connection. the other point i want to make. hollywood is worked up about the lurid celebration of violence? how come that never comes up when they do movies on serial killers or bank heists? that kind of violence is cool and edgy. the american military exercising their prowess gets phenes. rogen couldn't hold clint eastwood's jockstrap. >> mike moore tweeted that and started to walk it back this afternoon and said i never mentioned chris kyle or "american sniper." he tweeted what he said on the day or day after "american sniper" was released. >> of course he was making it in direct reference to that. this is a guy