>> thanks, seth. >> seth: as if i left something out that made it three degrees. >> yeah. >> seth: and on an australian show. >> based on an australian novel and a miniseries down there. >> seth: we had peter here yesterday talking about it. and now, you -- it's about somebody slapping a kid. spoiler alert. and you're the slapper. >> yeah. >> seth: and it's very jarring when you -- 'cause you slap someone else's kid. >> yeah. >> seth: you should never slap another person's kid, but, and i said this yesterday, this was the kid that if you could -- >> if you're going to slap a kid. >> seth: you could slap this kid. >> this one would be really top of the list. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. and you haul off and slap him, but, of course, you can't slap an actor, especially a kid actor, so there had to have been a bit of staging. >> my favorite thing about the interviews that i've done so far is the people that are like, "so you didn't really hit him, did you?" and i was like, "well, no." [ laughter ] of course not. and the wellbeing of the kids was always the most important thing on the adult

seth: yeah.entioned in the monologue that the president and the dalai lama avoided direct contact with each other. but you actually just spent -- i heard you backstage, you spent the whole day with the dalai lama? >> fred: i did. [ laughter ] we just walked around. a lot of walking, and i did most of the talking. [ laughter ] i just wanted to talk to him and tell him about, you know, what's going on in my life and stuff, and just walking around new york. so it was pretty cool. it was pretty cool. we started around 11:00 a.m. went until about 11:20. [ laughter ] then, hold on, he took a break, and then we got together again at 11:40. then he took another break at around 11:50 we got together and did more walking. >> seth: okay. what would you do during these little breaks? >> fred: we just needed some time off. [ laughter ] just to kind of like -- like, we're having a great time, but let's just chill out for a little while. you go to your corner, i'll go to mine. and then we were back again. >> se

>> seth: now hold on.u know why i won the race? check this out. >> seth: yeah, you're riding on -- >> i took the subway. >> seth: oh, there you go. [ laughter ] >> everyone else didn't take the subway. >> seth: there you go. that's really good. and then when you say you save new york. and how good are the knicks in this? >> the knicks are terrible. [ laughter ] in here. >> seth: even in fictional -- >> even in fiction. even in reality. they're on a 2-3 year plan. >> seth: okay, that's good. >> 2-3 years before they even start figuring it out. >> seth: okay, that's good. well a plan's a plan. >> a plan's a plan. >> seth: well, congratulations on a very big weekend. good luck for all of it. thank you so much for being here. >> all right, thank you. >> seth: kenny smith, everybody. check out tnt's "inside the nba" and it's coverage of the all-star weekend. we'll be right back with music from the district. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ introducing the new degree dry spray 48 hour superior antiperspirant protection

>> seth: good evening everyone. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] great to hear. that is great to hear. you guys, this is just incredible. a new report reveals that the pentagon, the pentagon spent more than half a million dollars on viagra last year. but in their defense most of that goes to maintaining the washington monument. [ laughter and applause ] president obama and vice president biden today met with congressional black leaders and before they went in obama told biden, "remember joe, just regular handshakes. [ laughter and applause ] don't get fancy in there. i don't want to see any of this. i don't want to see that. i don't -- just regular handshakes." i'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news but after the northeast was hit with a second major snowstorm yesterday meteorologist are predicting even more snow will come on thursday. so i think we all know what we have to do now. we have to kill that groundhog. [ laughter and applause ] all jokes aside. we have to kill that groundhog. enough's e

>> seth: yeah.le saying, "i had a one night stand and we're still the best of friends." [ laughter ] >> right. sometimes -- >> seth: but so, tell me about this one. that's true sometimes. >> they are also rare. >> seth: so but what exactly -- this is a little different than most one night stands. tell us a little bit about the movie. >> right. basically i play a teacher who's separated and going through a divorce. you know, she's not feeling very good about herself, her husband's cheated on her, they've been married 18 years, kind of a low point for her. >> seth: uh huh. >> and a boy moves next door and befriends her teenage son. and becomes enamored with her. and, you know, because of everything that's going on in her life, i don't think this character would have done this at a different time. >> seth: right. >> you know i mean. he caught her in a vulnerable moment. and she winds up making you know -- crossing the line, making a mistake. >> seth: i'm glad this is the time in her life that the movie

>> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night."verybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is good to hear. it's a real nice energy in the house tonight. a real nice energy. can you guys feel this really nice energy? yeah, that's good. okay, good. the band concurs. guys, i want to get started with some political news. after vetoing the keystone xl pipeline bill, president obama has passed george washington's total number of vetoes while in office. which is crazy, because obama's dealing with the same congress. [ laughter ] a lot of those guys were old when they started, so -- president obama's former press secretary jay carney will reportedly become a senior vice president at amazon. a senior vice president at amazon. carney says he's excited to work for someone who doesn't take six years to deliver. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this is exciting. any npr fans here? [ cheers ] today is the 45th anniversary of npr, and i hear the party got pretty crazy. [ laughter ] terry gross put a little extra agave nectar in her

: wow. >> talk to the hand, seth. >> seth: i don't like diva. >> you don't like diva. >> seth: i don'tittle girl, she's like this and she doesn't like anything. and when you get -- where's my samwich? i need to put cheese on that! are you going to put cheese on it? [ laughter ] >> seth: can you give me a little -- great. [ applause ] can you give any a little grandma? >> baby, i seen the show, baby. i got to get used to it. i don't know. i don't know, baby. that cookie's something else, baby. that cookie's something else. >> seth: how about the same grandma, a little drunk? >> all right, my baby. [ laughter ] i like cookie! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: everybody likes cookie after a few drinks. after a few drinks, everybody likes cookie. >> everybody likes cookie. >> seth: what are the biggest -- any perks on the show yet? have you found, being on a hit show? >> i guess the biggest thing that tickles me is that people are finally knowing who i am. >> seth: yeah. right? >> i've been doing the same work all these years. >> seth: yeah. >> it's still me. but i think people are starting

>> i need to find seth meyers. >> seth: i'm seth meyers. >> perfect, you need to kill fred armisen. >sorry, sir, but no. and also, if fred was going to cause the apocalypse, he would tell me. wouldn't you, fred. >> oh, no, we're doomed! >> seth: all right, that's enough ham radio. we'll be right back with glenn close. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [bassist] two late nights in tucson. blew an amp.but good nights. sure,music's why we do this,but it's still our business. we spend days booking gigs, then we've gotta put in the miles to get there. but it's not without its perks. like seeing our album sales go through the roof enough to finally start paying meg's little brother- i mean,our new tour manager-with real,actual money. we run on quickbooks.that's how we own it. is the naturally refreshing way to enjoy your meals. it's the flavour we all savour, does any food a favor... you gotta be (ah) more (ah) tea! tea-riffic! lipton. be more tea. and now try iced tea in a squeeze. (announcer) don't settle for 4g lte coverage that's smaller or less reliable when only one network is america's large

>> seth: hi.h: they're very nice. they're in very good mood tonight. >> did you give them drugs or alcohol or something? >> seth: always a little bit. we find them in bars. [ laughter ] so that helps. you look beautiful. thank you so much for being here. >> thank you. thank you for having me. >> seth: it is so exciting. congratulations. you're a patriots fan. so that was a good super bowl for you. >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: that was great. still feeling it? >> i'm still feeling it. it was the most stressful last ten minutes of a game of my entire life. i was watching it alone. >> seth: okay, that's nice. >> i just moved for the third time in four years. >> seth: okay, wow. >> okay, so i'm delirious right now. and stupid, clearly. and i was watching by myself, and screaming like a lunatic. and i was like, "they're going to kick me out of the building." >> seth: i wasn't even emotionally invested in the game, but i felt the tension of others. >> you were there. >> seth: yeah. >> you s

it. >> seth: you have to see it. >> yeah, yeah. >> seth: was such a joy to do. times i talked to you about where your characters came from. a lot of them were based on real people in real life. with drunk uncle -- i'm a little worried to ask. is drunk uncle based on a real person? >> it's based on me and my dad. we're both -- we're raised as alcoholics. [ laughter ] no that's how i act a little bit when i'm drunk. just very boozy and very silly. and i have you to thank for that character, though, pretty much. the first time i did it it's like a case study in how to not do so well on update. it's very quiet. then we started having a good time messing around. >> seth: it was really fun. drunk uncle really made me laugh. he was like, he could expose -- >> the worst. >> seth: the long pauses. what was the billy ocean song you used to sing? >> "get out of my dreams and into my car." >> seth: long pause. >> i said get out of my glass and into my car though. because it's a comedy show. it's all about long pauses. >> seth: so you've grew up in this area. right? how far

>> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night."y doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is good to hear. i'm telling you that it's good to hear. let's get started, everyone. alabama chief justice roy moore defended his decision to try and ban gay marriage by telling reporters that he's had many friends who are homosexual. you know how you can tell when someone doesn't have a lot of gay friends? when they use the word homosexual. [ laughter ] it's a dead give away. [ applause ] "this is my friend dave, and he is a homosexual. [ laughter ] i tell you now so you will not be alarmed later." some world news, ukraine officials say that while vladimir putin was announcing a cease-fire agreement today, over 100 russian military vehicles and weapons crossed into ukrainian territory. said putin, "it's not ukraine. it's my kraine. [ laughter and applause ] it's my kraine. i'll take it. it's my kraine. good-bye. so long. [ laughter ] good-bye, good-bye." german chancellor angela merkel called the new cease-fire agreement between ukraine a

>> seth: yes.wn your mind. >> seth: you can't believe -- you see people and you think you're used to it, and you're, "yeah, it's great." >> it's exciting. yeah, i think people who act like it's not exciting are ass [ bleep ]. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] i think we agree. >> all right, we agree. so i got to go to the clive davis pre-party, they kind of put these great combos at tables. so i got to be next to barry manilow. >> steve: that's outstanding. [ cheers and applause ] >> they get it, they get it. and i love the legends. i mean, i love the kids. i love the biebs and the gomez and the swifty, i get it, but i really love the legends. and this is one of those nights when they put odd people together at a table, and one year i was with jane fonda, nick jonas before he was muscle nick jonas. [ laughter ] like, he was still a "joni." you know what i mean? >> seth: yeah, right, of course. >> and the gay community wasn't as in to him as they are now. now they've bought hook line and sinker, they're i

seth meyers, "late night with seth meyers." good to meet you. to meet you. [ laughter ] there's a new study out. we get very excited about new studies here at "late night." we just respect that people spend their lives studying things, while i go about my just doing dumb stuff. they're in labs. they're studying. and according to this new study, people who smoke marijuana every day have five times the normal risk of hearing voices. [ light laughter ] and more often than not the voices are saying, "would you like fries with that?" [ laughter ] more bad news for bill cosby. [ audience ohs ] oh, i'm sorry. [ laughter ] i apologize. i'll throw in some good news, too. good news, he won $5 on a scratch-off. all right, anyway. [ cheers and applause ] hey, yeah, oh, that's good. oh, wait, but more bad news. sorry. two more women have come forward to accuse bill cosby of sexual assault bringing the total to -- he did it. [ applause ] listen to this -- you don't really have an option, i guess. [ laughter ] but still, if anyone's thinking about covering you

seth, i have a job that ends at 10:00 in the morning. >> seth: that's true.ause ] >> seth: that's a good point. good point. you know what? now that you say that, it should probably be a little thicker. >> i should have written a lot more books than this to be completely honest. >> seth: how many pages is this? now, this is 211. it should be longer. all right, mike greenberg, everybody. check out "mike and mike" weekday mornings from 6:00-10:00 a.m. on espn radio and espn 2 and pick up "my father's wives." available in stores and online. we'll be right back with music from kid ink. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (announcer) don't settle for 4g lte coverage that's smaller or less reliable when only one network is america's largest and most reliable 4g lte network: verizon. with xlte, our 4g lte bandwidth has doubled in over 400 cities. and now, save without settling. get 2 lines with 10gb of data for just $110... ...or four lines for just $140. and get a $150 bill credit for each smartphone you switch. hurry! offers end february 4th. only on verizon. theat devry uni

>> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] wonderful. that's wonderful to hear. and let's get started with some political news. hillary clinton spoke in silicon valley and said she's considering a presidential bid in 2016. it's the kind of statement that has everyone asking, "will she or will she?" [ laughter ] john boehner yesterday said that president obama's veto of the keystone xl pipeline was a national embarrassment. and then, out of habit, joe biden said "here!" [ laughter and applause ] there's a new study out. we get very excited about new studies here at "late night." a new study is out, and a new study has found that the most popular type of businesses in new jersey are golf equipment stores. though most customers come in and say, "i need a blunt object and a bag about as big as a guy." [ laughter and applause ] so it might not be just golf enthusiasts. it might be -- this is exciting news. jamaica has officially decriminalized the possession of small amounts of ma

seth. >> seth: first of all, this is a beautiful album cover. >> thank you very much. >> seth: this ishis looks. >> thank you. >> seth: what made you decide to go to london to record? >> oh, man, it all started with disclosure. i did a remix with them. and they released it overseas, and it just exploded. so once we got that response from the remix for "f for you" -- that's the name of the song. it exploded. it did so well that we decided to do an album together. so i went back to london to start the recording album with them. then i came back to the states and started talking to the chairman of capitol records about it. and he was like excited about the whole idea. he made it an even bigger idea and said, "well, let's have you go back to london to work with disclosure, but not just disclosure. let's have you write with sam smith, emili sande, naughty boy and all the london, british talent. >> seth: all those names sound so london to me. [ laughter ] joey phillips, weird ian -- [ laughter ] get attacked with the crumpets. it's like all the most british-sounding names. so is this album a

seth, i have a job that ends at 10:00 in the morning. >> seth: that's true.se ] >> seth: that's a good point. good point. you know what? now that you say that, it should probably be a little thicker. >> i should have written a lot more books than this to be completely honest. >> seth: how many pages is this? now, this is 211. it should be longer. all right, mike greenberg, everybody. check out "mike and mike" weekday mornings from 6:00-10:00 a.m. on espn radio and espn 2 and pick up "my father's wives." available in stores and online. we'll be right back with music from kid ink. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm angela, and i quit smoking with chantix. my children always wanted me to quit smoking but i resigned myself to the fact that it wasn't going to work. but chantix helped me do it. along with support, chantix (varenicline) is proven to help people quit smoking. it gave me the power to overcome the urge to smoke. some people had changes in behavior, thinking or mood, hostility, agitation, depressed mood and suicidal thoughts or actions while taking or after

> seth techel?> torkel? >> techel. >> techel. >> yeah, his dad owns champion bowl. okay. >> and i'll tell -- i just -- they're good people. they really are. >> reporter: now this guy, brian tate, does he know that you're the father-in- law of the neighbor? >> no, and i don't wanna tell him that because i don't want that to affect maybe what he does or doesn't do. >> reporter: and he thinks that's the source of his trouble? >> right. >> reporter: those people over in the trailer property across the way? >> yeah. >> well, if you can, let us deal with it. >> what if -- what if -- what if i'm the one who's gotta catch him? >> reporter: brian tate told todd that dog feces and rocks had been hurled at his home. he then showed todd the evidence. he described the vandalism of his home in stark terms. >> he says that he thinks these are acts of terrorism and, you know, kind of - - a bell goes off like, "terrorism's kind of a weird word to use." and the whole time -- half the time, i guess, he's sitting there

>> seth: jamm?horsey heaven here's the thing you trade your legs for angels wings ♪ ♪ and once we've all said good-bye you take a running leap and you learn to fly ♪ ♪ bye bye li'l sebastian miss you in the saddest fashion ♪ ♪ bye bye li'l sebastian >> i can't look at it. i can't watch it. ♪ you're 5000 candles in the wind ♪ ♪ >> thank you, seth. ♪ and though we all miss you everyday we know you're up there eating heaven's hay ♪ ♪ and here's the part that hurts the most humans cannot ride a ghost ♪ ♪ bye bye li'l sebastian miss you in the saddest fashion ♪ ♪ bye bye li'l sebastian you're 5000 candles in the wind ♪ ♪ bye bye li'l sebastian miss you in the saddest fashion ♪ ♪ bye bye li'l sebastian you're 5000 candles in the wind ♪ ♪ >> carson: welcome to "last call" from the skylark in new york city. i'm your host carson daly and here is the big rundown for tonight. coming up, natalie prass makes her tv debut from the "el rey." plus we "spshot" talented singer/songwriter dave hause. but first, vetera

and the roots right here from philadelphia. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. hope to see you next week. buh-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- bobby moynihan. actors and comedians, eugene and daniel levy. music from the bots. featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyers!

drop to two minutes after seth. curry, clay, and irving. clay made 13 of 13. 17th quarter, seth not to be outdone. 13 on a row on the way to 27. ten better than irving 17 and the pressure on clay. 34 points possible. they'll need 28 to beat seth. wasn't meant to be. clay goes cold. missed four in a row at one point. and then five in a row and of course curry victorious in the three point contest. hoists the trophy. our larry beil tonight caught up with seth with the dominating victory. >> i know you don't like to talk about yourself much but i sensed earlier when we talked you really wanted this. >> for sure. i love shooting the basketball. my dad has been in this competition twice. i grew up watching it. and this, you know, to be a part of the champions of the three point competition is pretty special. so fourth time is a charm. and now we'll see what happens. >> all right. much more tonight at 11:00 on abc7 with larry and seth. unpredictability. ol depot that was a 540 on the reverse. made it to the finals against 19-year-old zack levine

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[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: my guests tonight are the cast of an all-time great show, "parks and recreation," which just completed its seventh and final season earlier this evening. so, please welcome amy poehler, aziz ansari, nick offerman, jim o'heir, aubrey plaza, chris pratt, retta, adam scott, and executive producer mike schur. come on out, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: does this make you regret not doing your show in

there's no sense in them being here. >> seth thinks sherman parker should be released too. sherman is serving two life sentences for shooting and killing two women, when he was 82. he has no chance of leaving prison alive. >> but what about, let's say the victim's family like one of the ladies that mr. parker shot? their kids don't want him out, they think he should serve the rest of his life. i mean, do you understand that point of view, too, or do you think he should be let out? >> sure, i do. but he's a hundred and almost 101 years old. you know what i mean? i think he has served his life. you know, i mean, he's a century old. you know, he's served his life. let him go. yeah, let him go. >> do you think you need to be in here? >> no, i don't need to be here. i need to be at home on the farm. that's where i was born and raised. that's all i know. >> watch more "faultlines" on demand or visit aljazeera.com/faultlines. >> rain pryor >> everyone wants to be that thing... and i'm not that thing i'm like hello... i'm me... >> surviving a chaotic childhood >> i'm like dad... th

joining us now is congressman seth moulton, thank you.talk politics or anything, let me ask you about this trip that you just took. i mean obviously having spent a lot of time in iraq as a marine, now having visited as a congressman, what was it like for you? >> it is strange to go back. i spent almost three years of my life there, and i still have iraqi friends. in a sense it was good to go see similar territory. at the same time it is frustrating to see how much of our effort has gone to waste. those of us that fought there for years, especially during the surge, are looking at a country ripe with terrorists, a government that people don't trust, and we're looking at having to go back again. >> the foreign policy discussion in thinktankville, is that the military policy is being waged successfully in iraq as opposed to syria. they have been effective at containing and pushing back isis. do you think that is true? >> i would agree with that. my concern is that there is no long-term political strategy to insure that whatever military we h