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] >> seth: seth up 3-1.n to just one dude clapping. interesting fact about timber, these two gentlemen actually founded brooklyn. they're the romulus and remus of brooklyn. [ laughter ] mason, and that's joe. >> you're in no condition to drive. >> seth: no, i'm fine. >> you shouldn't drive. >> seth: i'm totally fine. i can do it. totally fine. [ laughter ] >> start your engines. [ engine revving ] >> seth: three days after my brother got his license, he put my dad's lincoln town car on top of a rock wall in new hampshire. that's for real. so he's had a couple of beers but one of the keys to day drinking is not mixing your alcohol. of course, mimosas aren't alcohol. [ laughter ] they're champagne omelets. and now josh and i will say things that you should only say when you're drinking mimosas. >> we had put a palomino down. it had a rotten hoof. see this mustache? all plugs. >> seth: it looks fantastic. >> thank you. >> seth: did i got arrested for open hand slapping my uber driver? >> i'm trying to breed my
] >> seth: seth up 3-1.n to just one dude clapping. interesting fact about timber, these two gentlemen actually founded brooklyn. they're the romulus and remus of brooklyn. [ laughter ] mason, and that's joe. >> you're in no condition to drive. >> seth: no, i'm fine. >> you shouldn't drive. >> seth: i'm totally fine. i can do it. totally fine. [ laughter ] >> start your engines. [ engine revving ] >> seth: three days after my brother got his license, he...
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that's the joke here, seth. >> seth: yeah. >> jerry: okay. >> seth: jerry, do you concur?to explain to david one of the most important concepts in comedy, we call it pace. >> pace. >> jerry: pace. talk faster. [ laughter ] >> seth: our final piece this evening was -- >> no cartoons for you. >> seth: drawn by charlie hanken. lets take a look. >> now that's funny. [ laughter ] >> i got hot. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: ladies and gentlemen, "the late night players." we'll be right back. give them a round of applause. such wonderful actors, one and all. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: our thanks to jerry seinfeld, david remnick, jon theodore and of course the 8g band. stay tuned for "carson daly." we'll see you tomorrow. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> carson: what's up everybody? this is "last call" from amp radio in los angeles.
that's the joke here, seth. >> seth: yeah. >> jerry: okay. >> seth: jerry, do you concur?to explain to david one of the most important concepts in comedy, we call it pace. >> pace. >> jerry: pace. talk faster. [ laughter ] >> seth: our final piece this evening was -- >> no cartoons for you. >> seth: drawn by charlie hanken. lets take a look. >> now that's funny. [ laughter ] >> i got hot. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: ladies...
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ay yo, seth. >> seth: yeah scoot?>> seth: oh, i mean, it's just a normal story that's in no way hard-core. >> oh, it will be! cause scoot's in the house! [ cheers and applause ] now seth, drop some knowledge like a mother-flipping anvil. [ laughter ] >> seth: so do my story now? >> yeah! [ light laughter ] >> seth: last weekend i went out of town. and i had so much work to do that i brought my laptop with me. >> his laptop with him! [ laughter ] >> seth: usually i don't like to bring my laptop for fear i'll lose it, but work was piling up and it just had to get done. >> the hardest working man in new york, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: i don't know how accurate that is. [ laughter ] so after the show is over, i get to work and start writing in my hotel room. >> hotel, motel, holiday inn! [ laughter ] >> seth: and so i immediately take a break, you know, to check twitter. >> tweet tweet! [ laughter ] >> seth: then that led to cnn. >> topical! [ laughter ] >> seth: which led to general surfing of the int
ay yo, seth. >> seth: yeah scoot?>> seth: oh, i mean, it's just a normal story that's in no way hard-core. >> oh, it will be! cause scoot's in the house! [ cheers and applause ] now seth, drop some knowledge like a mother-flipping anvil. [ laughter ] >> seth: so do my story now? >> yeah! [ light laughter ] >> seth: last weekend i went out of town. and i had so much work to do that i brought my laptop with me. >> his laptop with him! [ laughter ]...
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seth that's like, "seth, seth." >> seth: yeah, we should shoot like a mexican soap opera. >> and like. [ speaking in a foreign language ] >> seth: bea! i guess, it's bea. "what are you doing here, bea?" >> and knowing his demeanor, it's not like -- yeah. >> seth: you have a new book coming out. what is this book number three? >> yeah, like every two weeks i like to turn out another book. "money talks" as i said before. >> seth: yeah, money talks. but it is right? this is your third book to come out? >> this is actually my second book. i'm a writing a book with this guy. >> seth: okay. >> and then i'm writing a second book of comedy essays that's coming out. >> seth: and you have -- i know you write about weddings in your book. you and i both have something in common, we both -- because we're incredible people and our friends value us, we've been in a lot of wedding parties. >> i've been in a lot of wedding parties. >> seth: many of the times the bridesmaid, i've been many times a groomsman. >> yeah. >> seth: i've heard that your theory is your job is a lot harder than my job. >> yeah,
seth that's like, "seth, seth." >> seth: yeah, we should shoot like a mexican soap opera. >> and like. [ speaking in a foreign language ] >> seth: bea! i guess, it's bea. "what are you doing here, bea?" >> and knowing his demeanor, it's not like -- yeah. >> seth: you have a new book coming out. what is this book number three? >> yeah, like every two weeks i like to turn out another book. "money talks" as i said before. >>...
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[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night."s everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very exciting news, this just happened. you might not be aware that this just happened, but the governor of south carolina spoke this afternoon -- the governor -- and said it is time to remove the confederate flag from capital grounds. [ cheers and applause ] so everyone, remember this day, june 22nd, 1962. [ laughter ] [ applause ] we made it. president obama -- not sure if you heard this. not sure if you listen to podcasts. president obama this weekend used the n-word when speaking about race relations in america. which explains why everyone at fox news today, kept shouting, "and i quote! [ laughter ] it's a quote!" [ applause ] "just quoting." officials in new york -- i don't know if you guys have been following the story as much as i have, but officials in new york have found dna traces from a pair of escaped convicts in an upstate hunting cabin. which means we know now two places they're not at any more. [ laughter ] they're not.
[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night."s everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very exciting news, this just happened. you might not be aware that this just happened, but the governor of south carolina spoke this afternoon -- the governor -- and said it is time to remove the confederate flag from capital grounds. [ cheers and applause ] so everyone, remember this day, june 22nd, 1962. [ laughter ] [ applause ]...
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and applause ] >> seth: lovely to have you, my friend. >> yes, hello. >> seth: you look wonderful.. you've been in new york for a week plus? >> yeah, this is my eighth night in new york city. >> seth: that's great. >> this is the longest stretch i've ever been in new york city. >> seth: really? >> yeah. >> seth: and you are a man, you have the power of observation. what if you -- what have you taken away from our fair city? you've done any people watching? >> you know, one of my favorite things to do is sitting in central park and watch people. >> seth: all right. >> and i had the pleasure, yesterday, of sitting and watching a man pee on the bench. [ laughter ] >> seth: gotcha. yeah. >> yeah, and you know, you were wondering, well, eric, you know, how do you know for sure he peed? >> seth: right, that was my follow-up. >> well, because the stream went right by my feet. >> seth: oh. [ laughter ] >> and then i followed it back. >> seth: oh? >> and watched it splatter on the ground. and then just -- >> seth: gotcha. >> and then he watched it. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah, i could see th
and applause ] >> seth: lovely to have you, my friend. >> yes, hello. >> seth: you look wonderful.. you've been in new york for a week plus? >> yeah, this is my eighth night in new york city. >> seth: that's great. >> this is the longest stretch i've ever been in new york city. >> seth: really? >> yeah. >> seth: and you are a man, you have the power of observation. what if you -- what have you taken away from our fair city? you've done any...
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and nobody outside of boston has that greeting from me either. >> seth: yeah. >> yo, seth, how's >> sethult. how's your mutha? how's your fatha? you lookin' out for them? >> exactly. >> seth: are you taking care of your motha and your fatha? they love you very much. they take good care of you. you mentioned the red sox. we -- james taylor's gonna sing a song about the red sox tonight. >> is he really? >> seth: he is. do you remember where you were in 2004 when the red sox won the world series? >> very much so. i was in a dorm. i was in a dorm. they won. my fatha called me. [ laughter ] he said, "i want you to know how your fatha is. he's very good." >> i want you to know how your fatha is tonight, your fatha's very good. he had his friend, jerry, there. >> seth: uh-huh. he was watching the game with jerry. >> yeah. watching the game with jer. he actually put jerry on the phone for a while. [ laughter ] alone in my dorm. he's like, "jerry's very, very excited." so, i talked to jerry for a little while. this is such a weird thing to talk about right now. i don't know why i'm talking about
and nobody outside of boston has that greeting from me either. >> seth: yeah. >> yo, seth, how's >> sethult. how's your mutha? how's your fatha? you lookin' out for them? >> exactly. >> seth: are you taking care of your motha and your fatha? they love you very much. they take good care of you. you mentioned the red sox. we -- james taylor's gonna sing a song about the red sox tonight. >> is he really? >> seth: he is. do you remember where you were in...
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>> seth: it does. well, either way, james or chet, he's coming. [ laughter ] so, that's important thing. >> it is. it is. >> seth: now, the other fascinating thing is that this book is about four guy friends. >> yeah. >> seth: it is from the point of view of men. we never really have a woman's perspective in this book at all. what drew you to writing about men? and did you have to do research? did you talk to people? >> yeah, i did. so it's about four male friends in new york who age from you know, 25 in to their 50s. and, you know, i was fascinating by writing about men because i think they have a much smaller emotional tool kit. i mean, not inherently, but they're allowed a much smaller emotional tool kit, you know, vitally. so, i wanted to explore that. it's a great gift as a writer to have limitations in your characters. so, you know, i went to a women's college and i spent most of my life since observing my male friends. you know, how they express anger, how they express affection. you know, i kin
>> seth: it does. well, either way, james or chet, he's coming. [ laughter ] so, that's important thing. >> it is. it is. >> seth: now, the other fascinating thing is that this book is about four guy friends. >> yeah. >> seth: it is from the point of view of men. we never really have a woman's perspective in this book at all. what drew you to writing about men? and did you have to do research? did you talk to people? >> yeah, i did. so it's about four male...
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>> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how we all doing tonight? good? [ cheers and applause ] everybody feeling good? let get started with some news. let's get started with some presidential hopefuls. so many presidential hopefuls these days. presidential hopeful ted cruz said this week that if he's elected, if he's elected, he'll roll back president obama's executive orders on immigration. though i think, i think if ted cruz is elected, he should look into whatever killed all the other candidates. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's very scary. [ light laughter ] who here is on instagram? anybody here on instagram? [ cheers and applause ] we have company. you all have company. hillary clinton joined instagram this afternoon. meanwhile her -- [ laughter ] are you like, "it's over now?" oh, instagram's over now. hillary clinton joined instagram this afternoon. meanwhile, her democratic opponent bernie sanders joined telegram. [ laughter and applause ] so look at that. no more pony express for bernie sanders! [ light laughter ] that's right,
>> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how we all doing tonight? good? [ cheers and applause ] everybody feeling good? let get started with some news. let's get started with some presidential hopefuls. so many presidential hopefuls these days. presidential hopeful ted cruz said this week that if he's elected, if he's elected, he'll roll back president obama's executive orders on immigration. though i think, i think if ted cruz is elected, he...
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you never know. >> seth: a lot resting on you. >> you still don't know. >> seth: you worked with seth>> seth: is it true that you asked him to put you in the movie? >> yeah, jokingly. i was just like how are you going to incorporate me into the film? like how is it going to make any sense. >> seth: oh, so you just talked like you were already in it and he had to figure it out. >> yeah, exactly. >> seth: smart. >> it was a joke. [ laughter ] joke's on me, or is it? yeah, and then he called me up like months and months later and he's like we don't really have a script but what are you doing in june. >> seth: yeah. >> i was like, yeah, i don't know, nothing. so here i am. >> seth: i will say this is fun because you're in a big summer movie franchise but it's a little bit lower key than some of your big summertime movies. >> yeah, listen this -- for tenfolds this is as far as i'll go. i mean, usually they're like action films, marvel films, or something like that, and we all have to do those things in business -- for business purposes. >> seth: yeah, sure. >> international value. >> seth:
you never know. >> seth: a lot resting on you. >> you still don't know. >> seth: you worked with seth>> seth: is it true that you asked him to put you in the movie? >> yeah, jokingly. i was just like how are you going to incorporate me into the film? like how is it going to make any sense. >> seth: oh, so you just talked like you were already in it and he had to figure it out. >> yeah, exactly. >> seth: smart. >> it was a joke. [ laughter ]...
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that's more than enough of this. >> give it up for seth, guys. >> seth: 0 for 5. applause ] ♪ sherry! wait 'til you see what i've been doing. okay... oohhh! oh, i know it just came to me! (laughs) ughh.. that's where all the hair is. manscaping husband? get scrubbing bubbles. kill 99.9% of germs, and destroy dirt and grime. you only need scrubbing bubbles disinfecting cleaners for 100% problem solved. we work hard, so you don't have to. sc johnson - a family company. ♪ me and you, ♪ and you and me. ♪ no matter how they tossed the dice. ♪ ♪ it had to be. ♪ the only one for me is you. ♪ and you for me. ♪ so happy together! now there's a rewards program that lets you earn points at one place and use them at another. introducing plenti. ♪ ♪ when it comes to rewards, there's plenti together. ♪ ♪ ayou can use the phone you already have. and keep your network and number, too. for up to half the cost, only on the bring your own phone plan. now get unlimited talk and text, plus 5gb of high-speed data, for $50 a month. net10 wireless. ♪ you and me, we could be bare footin'
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>> seth: uh-huh. one is avocado. and i'm sure you know how to do this too. so, here, have the avocado and take the pit out for me. >> seth: like this? >> yeah. i have a big one because i don't have another little one. be better to use that. >> seth: well i think next time i would rather use the big one because it emasculates me. [ laughter ] >> your pit came out like that. but if the pit doesn't come out, do you know how to get it out? >> seth: no. >> you don't? [ laughter ] >> seth: i mean i can get it out but i don't think it's the way you get it out. >> take your knife and go like this and twist. >> seth: great work. look at that. [ applause ] >> it doesn't hurt. some people don't know that. >> seth: i will say yours looks better than mine. hold yours up. >> well, yeah. but i'm martha. [ laughter ] >> seth: all right. >> and if mine looks too bad, i would not be asked on the show. >> seth: that's true. >> so, you peel this off, make little slices. and just a little -- a few little pepper flakes. >>
>> seth: uh-huh. one is avocado. and i'm sure you know how to do this too. so, here, have the avocado and take the pit out for me. >> seth: like this? >> yeah. i have a big one because i don't have another little one. be better to use that. >> seth: well i think next time i would rather use the big one because it emasculates me. [ laughter ] >> your pit came out like that. but if the pit doesn't come out, do you know how to get it out? >> seth: no. >>...
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. >> seth: alright.vid. so, the nsa domestic surveillance program expired. how are you, an nsa employee feeling about that? >> i am so happy. i'm ecstatic. >> seth: now, is that because you believe the nsa policy was a violation of american liberty? >> no, it's because for the last 14 years, my job has been to listen to americans talking on the phone. it is mind numbing. you know who makes phone calls now, seth? old people. or people calling old people. birthday calls. dad saying, "let me get your mom. lots of what? what's that now?" old ladies ordering emerald cat broaches from the home shopping network. those are the real terrorists, seth! >> seth: alright, jennings. that seems a little extreme. why -- why are you listening to calls in the first place? how did they get flagged? >> well, trigger words, seth. you hear one trigger word and you have to listen to the whole conversation. we need to blow up balloons for the ice cream social. now, i have to listen. my grandkids just turned 9 and 11. now i have
. >> seth: alright.vid. so, the nsa domestic surveillance program expired. how are you, an nsa employee feeling about that? >> i am so happy. i'm ecstatic. >> seth: now, is that because you believe the nsa policy was a violation of american liberty? >> no, it's because for the last 14 years, my job has been to listen to americans talking on the phone. it is mind numbing. you know who makes phone calls now, seth? old people. or people calling old people. birthday calls....
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>> seth: no, i didn't.'t look good. >> there's so many different flavors. >> seth: that's the thing that makes it even grosser to me. [ laughter ] because then all a sudden -- 'cause the other thing that comes in a lot of flavors is ice cream. and then i start thinking of fish as ice cream. and now -- now i don't want to eat ice cream. so, it's a slippery slope. but you -- you did a film where you had to speak danish. this isn't just a danish accent. >> no. >> seth: did you know any danish? >> i mean, swedish and danish are, you know, similar, but no i -- when i went for actually the last audition in denmark, i still had to speak english for the director. and i had my friend's mom who was half danish, half swedish recording lines over the phone. you know, i just tried to, you know, listen to that and repeat. and then when we came, i really tried my best to when he spoke a few lines of danish for me to understand. i don't know, i said just so many, like, excuse me that day. and by the end of that day invited
>> seth: no, i didn't.'t look good. >> there's so many different flavors. >> seth: that's the thing that makes it even grosser to me. [ laughter ] because then all a sudden -- 'cause the other thing that comes in a lot of flavors is ice cream. and then i start thinking of fish as ice cream. and now -- now i don't want to eat ice cream. so, it's a slippery slope. but you -- you did a film where you had to speak danish. this isn't just a danish accent. >> no. >>...
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>> seth: really? way, here's the go-ahead goal from the england/norway game. >> lays it out wide again. a shot by bronze -- and goal! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: and here's a sports moment that you would apparently rather watch. >> here's billy horschel at six for par. [ laughter ] >> seth: really? >> really? wow. >> seth: wow, really? >> i guess i'm not surprised that you work for "sports illustrated." you guys put out a swimsuit issue every year dedicated entirely to women who aren't in sports. [ laughter ] unless you think that it's a sport to cover both boobs with one arm. really? [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: here she comes. [ cheers and applause ] look at this. oh, this is fantastic. fantastic. here she comes. she's walking down the beach. bikini top is off, but her arm is out, and she's done it. she's covered both nipples. [ laughter ] >> do you believe in miracles?! >> seth: really? >> i mean, really? >> seth: you can't give it up for a group of women who are representing the u.s. ag
>> seth: really? way, here's the go-ahead goal from the england/norway game. >> lays it out wide again. a shot by bronze -- and goal! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: and here's a sports moment that you would apparently rather watch. >> here's billy horschel at six for par. [ laughter ] >> seth: really? >> really? wow. >> seth: wow, really? >> i guess i'm not surprised that you work for "sports illustrated." you guys put out a swimsuit...
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thank you, seth. >> seth: molly shannon, everybody. select theaters tomorrow. we'll be right back with t.i. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ wireless networks are awesome. they let us use our phones to do amazing things. but why sign a two-year phone contract just to use them? at net10 wireless you can use the phone you already have. and keep your network and number too. for up to half the cost. only on the bring your own phone plan. that's wireless your way. now, get unlimited talk and text, plus 5gb of high-speed data, on the nation's largest, most dependable networks, for $50 a month. net10 wireless. i've been drivin' a lincoln since long before anybody paid me to drive one. ♪ i didn't do it to be cool. i didn't do it to make a statement. i just liked it. ♪ lease an mkc for $329 a month plus competitive owners and lessees get $500 bonus cash, only at your lincoln dealer. then combine tender with turkey-breast,bread; with robust, spicy, melty italian favorites; adding a splash of our new subway vinaigrette. the magnificent new turkey italia
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>> seth: yes. >> finally. >> seth: maybe the most romantic scene -- >> on the show. >> seth: becauses after where we watched it disintegrate. >> right, right. or the romance is someone having an affair. >> seth: yeah, you got lucky 'cause your romance happened when the show ended. so, we never get to see what happens. >> you never know. as far as we're concerned, everything's fine. >> seth: how did you watch it? did you watch it when it aired? like, do you watch the finale when it happens? >> i watched it at this huge theater with like thousands of people in l.a. i think they, like, live streamed it or whatever it's called. and so we watched it with a bunch of people. a lot of fans were there. >> seth: oh, that's great. >> it was really crazy. it was like being at a sporting event. >> seth: did people go crazy when you kissed stan? >> yeah. >> seth: yeah, i bet they did. >> people would went crazy and would like, you know, gasp at different things and groan and hiss when they didn't like something. that's really kind of like intense. >> seth: that must be so fascinating to watch a sh
>> seth: yes. >> finally. >> seth: maybe the most romantic scene -- >> on the show. >> seth: becauses after where we watched it disintegrate. >> right, right. or the romance is someone having an affair. >> seth: yeah, you got lucky 'cause your romance happened when the show ended. so, we never get to see what happens. >> you never know. as far as we're concerned, everything's fine. >> seth: how did you watch it? did you watch it when it...
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seth, do you have any tattoos?nner thigh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and that really was a a drunk tattoo. >> seth: speaking of the tenth century. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i can't do it. i couldn't do it. now, your dad is not here. but i saw your mom backstage. >> yeah. >> jimmy: she's beautiful and super fun. >> thank you. >> jimmy: but what did you -- did you celebrate father's day with your dad? >> i did. he's in l.a. right now doing some construction on my house. >> jimmy: he's like a man's man. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: like a tough texas guy. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: what did you do for father's day. >> i -- it was really special. i'm a pretty excellent daughter. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's very nice of you to say. >> yeah, you've got to know your strengths. >> jimmy: yeah. you did something special for your dad. >> jimmy: yeah, i brought him to the magic mike press convention. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. and did he -- >> he loved it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> b all he wants to do is h fish, and he wanted to -- >> seth:
seth, do you have any tattoos?nner thigh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and that really was a a drunk tattoo. >> seth: speaking of the tenth century. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i can't do it. i couldn't do it. now, your dad is not here. but i saw your mom backstage. >> yeah. >> jimmy: she's beautiful and super fun. >> thank you. >> jimmy: but what did you -- did you celebrate father's day with your dad? >> i did. he's in l.a. right now doing some...
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i'm turning it over to seth masters. what do you think in the short run will happen if this is the ultimatum the last ultimatum, and things break? hans: because the imf is saying a technical default will happen until a couple of months later you are also hearing now the different definition of a default is a commercial default. so that means if they miss these imf payments, there could be some way to rescue things. in my mind, that is just a clever way -- the universal way they can expand the deadline on this -- as i said before, and first rule of covering a greek deadline, they can always kick this down further. so i am loathe to answer that directly. the teams -- they seem to keep shirking the deadline. tom: academic heavyweights are saying when is the restructuring going to occur? what is the catalyst to get to a bill rhodes like restructuring? hans: you need some sort of deal on having short-term targets real. no one in germany denies the fact, with exception of the few folks on the right, that you need to have this
i'm turning it over to seth masters. what do you think in the short run will happen if this is the ultimatum the last ultimatum, and things break? hans: because the imf is saying a technical default will happen until a couple of months later you are also hearing now the different definition of a default is a commercial default. so that means if they miss these imf payments, there could be some way to rescue things. in my mind, that is just a clever way -- the universal way they can expand the...
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has boss seth blatter resigned.made the surprise announcement as a corruption investigation widened. but "thet been charged new york times" said he has been the focus of the department of justice inquiry. four justice officials have been arrested accusing of skimming money. confusion with each side drawing up rival plans. officials said they had agreed to a final offer. billion toying $1.8 the imf and the government says it does have the money. sales,ices and public recording better numbers than expected. chrysler saw sales rise 4% than last year for the best may in a decade. all posted better-than-expected sales. checking in on markets in asia this morning. unchanged, flat. dollar the new zealand slightly weaker. 71 u.s. cents. rba, we have a stronger aussie dollar. looking ahead to australia, japan, and korea opening in a less -- in less than a half hour from now. futures in chicago pointing to another lower open. we have dollar-yen right now rising but still at that 12 year low against the u.s. dollar. back to ou
has boss seth blatter resigned.made the surprise announcement as a corruption investigation widened. but "thet been charged new york times" said he has been the focus of the department of justice inquiry. four justice officials have been arrested accusing of skimming money. confusion with each side drawing up rival plans. officials said they had agreed to a final offer. billion toying $1.8 the imf and the government says it does have the money. sales,ices and public recording better...
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seth, i'm sorry! seth! seth, i'm sorry! can you hand that up to me? thank you very much.th. >> jimmy: good old seth. >> all right. top pocket. no. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i can't believe i'm doing this, but i am. i don't have any idea what to do here. there? >> edge it. edge it. >> jimmy: did you call me an "idge' it"? i know what that means in england. >> "idge it." >> jimmy: "you idge it" yeah. that's what they call me in ireland. "there's that 'idge it' fallon." [ audience oohs ] >> no, i will never show my face again. [ laughter ] that was just embarrassing. yep. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: i feel like i've given up, but i haven't. i'm really trying. >> okay. side pocket. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: very nice. all right. here we go. >> audience: come on jimmy! do it! [ cheers and applause ] >> come on, jimmy. here we go. no pressure. whoa! >> jimmy: i'm just hoping for the best! >> okay. >> jimmy: little aggressive. little aggressive. [ laughter ] >> top pocket. [ audience oohs ] yeah, he's done it. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes! [ laughter ] v
seth, i'm sorry! seth! seth, i'm sorry! can you hand that up to me? thank you very much.th. >> jimmy: good old seth. >> all right. top pocket. no. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i can't believe i'm doing this, but i am. i don't have any idea what to do here. there? >> edge it. edge it. >> jimmy: did you call me an "idge' it"? i know what that means in england. >> "idge it." >> jimmy: "you idge it" yeah. that's what they call...
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he and seth curry scored 25 points each.eveland cavaliers got as close as eight points before warriors told away. lebron james had 32 points but does little to help. meanwhile the stanley cup made its way to chicago's wrigley field last night. champion blackhawks were honored for her to the cubs game, throwing out the ceremonial first pitch. the windy city continues the victory parade and rally tomorrow. and in soccer, abby soccer, abby win back scores the game's only goal for the team u.s.a. for the one did nothing when over nigeria. u.s. women have advanced to the ground in the world cup. major flood threats in texas right now as remnants of tropical storm bill move across the state. janet dean has the latest on all of that. or do you watching? >> definitely watching texas in the plains states. the next several hours around the houston area. we've seen over six inches of rain an additional 46 that will move up towards the midwestern ohio river valley. a look at the radar moving towards the northeast. try and add a couple d
he and seth curry scored 25 points each.eveland cavaliers got as close as eight points before warriors told away. lebron james had 32 points but does little to help. meanwhile the stanley cup made its way to chicago's wrigley field last night. champion blackhawks were honored for her to the cubs game, throwing out the ceremonial first pitch. the windy city continues the victory parade and rally tomorrow. and in soccer, abby soccer, abby win back scores the game's only goal for the team u.s.a....
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seth, thanks for being here.e to talk about the reason that you're here, the fact that your mother add adele has als alzheimer's. one of the things seth kept saying it's nothing like they portray in movies or tv. that is such a sanitized version. >> yeah. it's interesting the way it's been portrayed is about this mild level of confusion. i feel like still alice changed that conversation in an amazing way. the journey we've seen my mom go through is very different. diagnosed at 55. we saw symptoms years before that. at 63 which she is now, she is completely fully advanced and needs 24/7 care. she hasn't walked in a couple years. she hasn't talked in a couple years. she needs to be fed, changed, dressed, grooms 100% care and it's a really devastating extreme disease that i think a lot of people aren't sure the reality of it. >> my grandfather had alzheimer's before he passed. it didn't happen until he was in his 90s which is of course a bit different than hitting somebody earlier in their life. seth it must be very
seth, thanks for being here.e to talk about the reason that you're here, the fact that your mother add adele has als alzheimer's. one of the things seth kept saying it's nothing like they portray in movies or tv. that is such a sanitized version. >> yeah. it's interesting the way it's been portrayed is about this mild level of confusion. i feel like still alice changed that conversation in an amazing way. the journey we've seen my mom go through is very different. diagnosed at 55. we saw...
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family of tait-brown made that demand this afternoon during a news conference, to district attorney seth williams, that he reopen the case. welshing williams responded by issuing a statement. the statement read, tragic, but not criminal. >> i formally call for the district attorney seth williams, to reopen his criminal investigation into this incident. >> reporter: that demand from the family of 26 year-old brandon tait-brown was denied. statement from district attorney seth williams reject reopening the case after what he called a thorough investigation. >> accountability is all i'm asking for. >> reporter: in december tait-brown was pulled over by two philadelphia police officers in frankford. the officers initially reported a struggle and said they feared for their lives when they thought tait-brown was lunging for a gun in the car after a criminal investigation, district attorney seth williams cleared the office are of wrongdoing. but since then the official account has changed. philadelphia police now say tait-brown wasn't reaching for a gun when he was shot in the back of the head
family of tait-brown made that demand this afternoon during a news conference, to district attorney seth williams, that he reopen the case. welshing williams responded by issuing a statement. the statement read, tragic, but not criminal. >> i formally call for the district attorney seth williams, to reopen his criminal investigation into this incident. >> reporter: that demand from the family of 26 year-old brandon tait-brown was denied. statement from district attorney seth...
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seth que hace la voz de ted estar en un cuarto viendo monitor.r el presidente, cuando derivado sford 1. un dato curioso y muy cÓmico sobre ted el que para esta segunda parte leve original se trataba de que ted es el mejor amigo jhon manejaban de contrabando comercio de droga a travÉs del paÍs cuando se estrena we arethe millers, con un argumento similar y ganadera a seth. que tuvo que renovar y cambiar toda la historia para ofrecer esta segunda parte. este todo desde los angeles y que tengan muy buen fin de semana. bÁrbara: gracias el cantante ricky martin confirmar asistencia. tendrÁ una participaciÓn especial el 16 de julio y no se pierda la entrega porque el listado de famosos que van a participar crecen minuto a minuto. detalles por aquÍ por primer impacto. pamela: vamos a una pausa pero pasamos con jackie, con un avance del segmento del tiempo. jackie: gracias chicas al igual que ustedes estÉ conectada twitter, no puede mandar sus comentarios y cuente que va a ser el fin de semana y con quien va a cenar. a travÉs de@primer impacto. vendrÁn a
seth que hace la voz de ted estar en un cuarto viendo monitor.r el presidente, cuando derivado sford 1. un dato curioso y muy cÓmico sobre ted el que para esta segunda parte leve original se trataba de que ted es el mejor amigo jhon manejaban de contrabando comercio de droga a travÉs del paÍs cuando se estrena we arethe millers, con un argumento similar y ganadera a seth. que tuvo que renovar y cambiar toda la historia para ofrecer esta segunda parte. este todo desde los angeles y que tengan...
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all in the pocket. >> welcome back to the program, seth macfarlane.d applause] jies to see you again. >> lovely to see you again. >> an enormous fan of the first ted movie as well and this one. seth was kind enough to bring me a ted doll that spoke things from the movie. >> yes. >> i put it in my daughter's room, she was six years old, has not stopped cursing since. that really worked like a charm. >> wow, good. saved you the trouble of having to teach her all those words. >> believe me. is that -- teaching her so much about trump, i thought how beautiful. >> i'm going to do the happen annuals thing a -- happiest thing a comedian can do and a new observation about trump's hair. >> i want to hear it. >> it's like making a buttafuco joke. it dissolved from one scene to another. like when george lukas did it in star wars like the next seen and here is this one. [laughter] it's interesting. it's a picture that party mcfly shows background. he's missing his hair. maybe he's disappearing. >> you're going out on the road this summer. with an orchestra. >> ye
all in the pocket. >> welcome back to the program, seth macfarlane.d applause] jies to see you again. >> lovely to see you again. >> an enormous fan of the first ted movie as well and this one. seth was kind enough to bring me a ted doll that spoke things from the movie. >> yes. >> i put it in my daughter's room, she was six years old, has not stopped cursing since. that really worked like a charm. >> wow, good. saved you the trouble of having to teach her...
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that from seth blatter after being defiant a week ago.. >> different tone all together. >> it's very interesting to hear blatter play the role of victim to a certain extent. >> thank you so very much. secretary of state john kerry now undergoing surgery in boston after breaking his leg two days ago while biking in france. he called into the counter isis meeting he was supposed to be attending in paris. sarah is outside and joins me now. we haven't heard whether that surgery has been completed. sarah? >> reporter: as of ten minutes ago andrea the secretary was still in surgery. about four hours total now. he's operated on by the same doctor that traveled over to europe following the accident to monitor kerry on the return trip back here to boston. like you said he was on that conference call this morning according to the state department. he was up at 4:00 a.m. to take part remotely in the conference combatting isis. in his remarks, he called the group a bunch of thugs who used terror torture ri to claim land. we'll hear how long his recov
that from seth blatter after being defiant a week ago.. >> different tone all together. >> it's very interesting to hear blatter play the role of victim to a certain extent. >> thank you so very much. secretary of state john kerry now undergoing surgery in boston after breaking his leg two days ago while biking in france. he called into the counter isis meeting he was supposed to be attending in paris. sarah is outside and joins me now. we haven't heard whether that surgery...
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our guest tonight, a very talented man, seth macfarlane is going to be joining us. [crowd cheering] as i was discussing earlier with the audience, the geo political paradigm. [laughter] doesn't anyone want to know if that man would be superman. i've got to warn you guys. i'm a little bit on edge. when something's going on i'm on edge. all the bad news, now i just heard something that -- that makes me feel -- donald trump, he may be running for president but he hand filed the paperwork yet. >> he made the announcement but officially. >> we have not xeno fish seen xeno seen official paperwork. >> don't take away anything i have left. going to disneyworld. that's what it feels like. [laughter] seedonald trump. maybe the only presidential candidate looks like the back of a share pay shar pei brought lack to life with an enchanted wave. [laughter] that guy might not be serious about running for president, you know. [laughter] trump's not running let me tell you. i don't want to wait until august 6th. shut it down boys, we're closing early everybody. we're closing early.
our guest tonight, a very talented man, seth macfarlane is going to be joining us. [crowd cheering] as i was discussing earlier with the audience, the geo political paradigm. [laughter] doesn't anyone want to know if that man would be superman. i've got to warn you guys. i'm a little bit on edge. when something's going on i'm on edge. all the bad news, now i just heard something that -- that makes me feel -- donald trump, he may be running for president but he hand filed the paperwork yet....
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seth, good morning. >> reporter: good morning. the cdc is on the ground in south korea investigating. that's where a u.n. official told us they believe the government was caught completely off guard by this virus. south korea is aggressively trying to contain the deadly outbreak of mers. disinfecting subways, closing close to 2800 schools. nearly 4,000 people have been quarantined as a precaution. some offices are even installing thermal imaging cameras to detect symptoms. it's believed a 68-year-old man carried the respiratory virus into the country last month after traveling to saudi arabia. he visited four south korean health care facilities before he was finally diagnosed. >> it's a wake-up call to everyone because if it can go to south korea it can be transmitted to other countries. >> reporter: in a playful commentary on the fears, this wedding party donned masks for a quick picture. the disease can spread by coughing or prolonged contact with people who are infected. many of those who fell ill in south korea were health car
seth, good morning. >> reporter: good morning. the cdc is on the ground in south korea investigating. that's where a u.n. official told us they believe the government was caught completely off guard by this virus. south korea is aggressively trying to contain the deadly outbreak of mers. disinfecting subways, closing close to 2800 schools. nearly 4,000 people have been quarantined as a precaution. some offices are even installing thermal imaging cameras to detect symptoms. it's believed a...
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i will kill you. >> jimmy should know better to battle seth mcfarland.s "first look." >>> "way too early" starts now. >> it's time to move the flag from the capitol grounds. [ cheers and applause ] >> standing among a group of bipartisan lawmakers south carolina governor nicki haley calls for removal of confederate flag from state grounds. will the general assembly support her decision? >>> pete rose said he only bet as a manager. this morning questions a rise as his actions as a player. >>> jimmy fallon and seth mcfarland take a spin on the wheel of impressions. you don't want to miss it. this is "way too early." >>> good morning everyone. it is tuesday, june 23rd. we begin this morning in south carolina where the governor has taken a historic step calling for removal of the confederate battle flag from state grounds. it gained support from several yesterday. governor nikki haley was conclusive about why the time has come. >> whether on the state ground or museum, the flag will be part of the soil of south carolina. this is a moment in which we can say
i will kill you. >> jimmy should know better to battle seth mcfarland.s "first look." >>> "way too early" starts now. >> it's time to move the flag from the capitol grounds. [ cheers and applause ] >> standing among a group of bipartisan lawmakers south carolina governor nicki haley calls for removal of confederate flag from state grounds. will the general assembly support her decision? >>> pete rose said he only bet as a manager. this...
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and seth platter hasn't resigned yet and he's still at work now. >>> well scandals cast a shadow for and 2022. >>> and russia says it's not worry he. putin spokesman says co or operation with fifa is going on and, they are continuing preparations for the 2018 world cup. >>> thethe foreign minister said no way will it be stripped of hosting the cup and it's very difficult to digest that an arab islamic country has this right. i believe it's because of prejudice that we have this campaign against qatar. >>> several indian states have banned the sales of noodles because of lead. the package are within acceptable limits and major retail chains have pulled it, and the government has ordered add investigation. >>> in hong kong tens of thousand sages of people marked the anniversary of the massacre. >>> domonstrateters dressinged in black to remember protestors who died, 26 years ago. >>> hong kong is the only place under chinese jurisdiction, where they can commemorate the crackdown on such a large scale. >>> relatives of the 400 cruise ship passengers are growing ann industry at the lack
and seth platter hasn't resigned yet and he's still at work now. >>> well scandals cast a shadow for and 2022. >>> and russia says it's not worry he. putin spokesman says co or operation with fifa is going on and, they are continuing preparations for the 2018 world cup. >>> thethe foreign minister said no way will it be stripped of hosting the cup and it's very difficult to digest that an arab islamic country has this right. i believe it's because of prejudice that we...
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a day after announcing his decision to resign, seth blatter back at work at fifa headquarters.hile, intercooler has added six men to ties -- with ties to fifa to the most wanted list. it will be a first for the nfl and yahoo!. the league has signed on with yahoo!, the first free global stream of alive pro football game. yahoo! was strained the game between jacksonville in buffalo october 25 in london. because of the location the game :30 a.m. eastern0 time. that is a look at the top stories of this hour. mark: a political environment drowning in cash. what if you do not trust the groups themselves? how about starting your own super pac? that is what john winery ceo of jordin did. phil mattingly has that story from california. >> this does not look like the washington backer of a high-stakes game of egg money politics. and this does not look at your typical washington operator. that is just fine with john jordan. >> i have an eclectic set of interests. >> high up on the list for the northern california vineyard owner, politics. his own brand of big money politics. i am a big mon
a day after announcing his decision to resign, seth blatter back at work at fifa headquarters.hile, intercooler has added six men to ties -- with ties to fifa to the most wanted list. it will be a first for the nfl and yahoo!. the league has signed on with yahoo!, the first free global stream of alive pro football game. yahoo! was strained the game between jacksonville in buffalo october 25 in london. because of the location the game :30 a.m. eastern0 time. that is a look at the top stories of...
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seth curry the golden state warriors crush lebron james and the cleveland cavaliers to become the chance. fed chairman janet yellen "meet the press" today to talk about the state of the u.s. economy. we will tell you three things you need to watch from the fed chair. checking u.s. stock market futures ahead of the opening bell on wall street this morning. dow, s&p and nasdaq futures in the green. i am sandra smith joined by lauren simonetti and nicole petallides. welcome to "fbn:am," your first look at today's markets in the latest breaking news and what to expect if they had. lauren, you are focused on the federal reserve as is the world. nicole: when did they think they will raise interest rates? sandra: also, you are watching the battle with the fed. sandra: that is right. maria bartiromo has an exclusive on this. pushing back on the too big to fail designation. more on that in a minute. meanwhile in texas as remnants
seth curry the golden state warriors crush lebron james and the cleveland cavaliers to become the chance. fed chairman janet yellen "meet the press" today to talk about the state of the u.s. economy. we will tell you three things you need to watch from the fed chair. checking u.s. stock market futures ahead of the opening bell on wall street this morning. dow, s&p and nasdaq futures in the green. i am sandra smith joined by lauren simonetti and nicole petallides. welcome to...
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philadelphia district attorney seth williams says a drug task force worked one ending in the confiscation of 22 pounds of heroin. that street value almost $3.5 million. the drug enforcement agents found the heroin inside a house on the 1800 block of in the rhawnhurst neighbor. three people arrested. >>> a former philadelphia police officer is behind bars tonight arrested in a drug bust in new jersey. 32 people arrested in a stink
philadelphia district attorney seth williams says a drug task force worked one ending in the confiscation of 22 pounds of heroin. that street value almost $3.5 million. the drug enforcement agents found the heroin inside a house on the 1800 block of in the rhawnhurst neighbor. three people arrested. >>> a former philadelphia police officer is behind bars tonight arrested in a drug bust in new jersey. 32 people arrested in a stink