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>> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth myers. this is "late night." is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers ] good to hear. it's always nice on monday to catch up on the weekend's news, and you guys, donald trump -- [ light laughter ] didn't do anything. [ laughter ] he's fine, he had a perfect weekend. no, donald trump is in trouble again after he said this weekend that john mccain is only considered a war hero because he was captured. and adding "i like people who weren't captured." which i guess explains the bumper sticker i saw today. [ laughter ] there you go. that's his guy. [ applause ] i don't' like dolphins who were caught in tuna nets, i like the dolphins -- i don't have sympathy for those dolphins. [ light laughter ] rick perry said this weekend that he believes boy scouts would be better off if they didn't have openly gay scoutmasters. man, between the boy scouts and gay marriage, republicans really don't want gays tying the knot. [ laughter and applause ] you all just got a merit badge for sticking with a joke. [ laughter ] you guys get the s
>> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth myers. this is "late night." is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers ] good to hear. it's always nice on monday to catch up on the weekend's news, and you guys, donald trump -- [ light laughter ] didn't do anything. [ laughter ] he's fine, he had a perfect weekend. no, donald trump is in trouble again after he said this weekend that john mccain is only considered a war hero because he was captured. and adding "i like people who weren't...
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you never know. >> seth: a lot resting on you. >> you still don't know. >> seth: you worked with sethwest." >> yes. >> seth: is it true that you asked him to put you in the movie? >> yeah, jokingly. i was just like how are you going to incorporate me into the film? like how is it going to make any sense. >> seth: oh, so you just talked like you were already in it and he had to figure it out. >> yeah, exactly. >> seth: smart. >> it was a joke. [ laughter ] joke's on me, or is it? yeah, and then he called me up like months and months later and he's like we don't really have a script but what are you doing in june. >> seth: yeah. >> i was like, yeah, i don't know, nothing. so here i am. >> seth: i will say this is fun because you're in a big summer movie franchise but it's a little bit lower key than some of your big summertime movies. >> yeah, listen this -- for tenfolds this is as far as i'll go. i mean, usually they're like action films, marvel films, or something like that, and we all have to do those things in business -- for business purposes. >> seth: yeah, sure. >> international
you never know. >> seth: a lot resting on you. >> you still don't know. >> seth: you worked with sethwest." >> yes. >> seth: is it true that you asked him to put you in the movie? >> yeah, jokingly. i was just like how are you going to incorporate me into the film? like how is it going to make any sense. >> seth: oh, so you just talked like you were already in it and he had to figure it out. >> yeah, exactly. >> seth: smart. >> it...
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] >> seth: seth up 3-1. interesting fact about timber, these two gentlemen actually founded brooklyn. they're the romulus and remus of brooklyn. [ laughter ] mason, and that's joe. >> you're in no condition to drive. >> seth: no, i'm fine. >> you shouldn't drive. >> seth: i'm totally fine. i can do it. totally fine. [ laughter ] >> start your engines. [ engine revving ] >> seth: three days after my brother got his license, he put my dad's lincoln town car on top of a rock wall in new hampshire. that's for real. so he's had a couple of beers but one of the keys to day drinking is not mixing your alcohol. of course, mimosas aren't alcohol. [ laughter ] they're champagne omelets. and now josh and i will say things that you should only say when you're drinking mimosas. >> we had put a palomino down. it had a rotten hoof. see this mustache? all plugs. >> seth: it looks fantastic. >> thank you. >> seth: did i got arrested for open hand slapping my uber driver? >> i'm trying to breed my fiancÉe with a borzoi. >> se
] >> seth: seth up 3-1. interesting fact about timber, these two gentlemen actually founded brooklyn. they're the romulus and remus of brooklyn. [ laughter ] mason, and that's joe. >> you're in no condition to drive. >> seth: no, i'm fine. >> you shouldn't drive. >> seth: i'm totally fine. i can do it. totally fine. [ laughter ] >> start your engines. [ engine revving ] >> seth: three days after my brother got his license, he put my dad's lincoln town...
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>> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how we all doing tonight?rybody good? [ cheers and applause ] everybody feeling good? let get started with some news. let's get started with some presidential hopefuls. so many presidential hopefuls these days. presidential hopeful ted cruz said this week that if he's elected, if he's elected, he'll roll back president obama's executive orders on immigration. though i think, i think if ted cruz is elected, he should look into whatever killed all the other candidates. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's very scary. [ light laughter ] who here is on instagram? anybody here on instagram? [ cheers and applause ] we have company. you all have company. hillary clinton joined instagram this afternoon. meanwhile her -- [ laughter ] are you like, "it's over now?" oh, instagram's over now. hillary clinton joined instagram this afternoon. meanwhile, her democratic opponent bernie sanders joined telegram. [ laughter and applause ] so look at that. no more pony express for bernie sanders! [ light laughter ] that's
>> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how we all doing tonight?rybody good? [ cheers and applause ] everybody feeling good? let get started with some news. let's get started with some presidential hopefuls. so many presidential hopefuls these days. presidential hopeful ted cruz said this week that if he's elected, if he's elected, he'll roll back president obama's executive orders on immigration. though i think, i think if ted cruz is elected,...
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>> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night."s everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] whoo! i don't know about you guys, if you're as excited about this as i was, but "sharnado 3." [ light laughter ] are there any "sharknado" fans here? [ cheers and applause ] i do worry "sharknado" is hurting our nation. [ light laughter ] i think it makes people worry less about global warming because they can say we've not had one real "sharknado." but "sharknado 3" premiered last night and syfy -- syfy has already confirmed there will be a "sharknado 4." [ cheers and applause ] and at this point, it's like a bad joke that's gone too far. and you can tell it's a bad joke that's gone too far because "sharknado" is now the republican front-runner. [ laughter and applause ] and that's how you know. that's how you know when a joke has gone too far. jump the "sharknado." [ laughter ] senator marco rubio yesterday said donald trump's campaign has not conducted itself in a "dignified way." not conducted itself in a dignified way. trump respo
>> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night."s everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] whoo! i don't know about you guys, if you're as excited about this as i was, but "sharnado 3." [ light laughter ] are there any "sharknado" fans here? [ cheers and applause ] i do worry "sharknado" is hurting our nation. [ light laughter ] i think it makes people worry less about global warming because they can say we've not had...
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>> seth: finally a star. >> a star! >> seth: our first star. >> hello.nt to get the congratulations out of the way. so many emmy nominations for you today. >> yes. and m & m's. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: you got for show, for acting, for writing. and then we were talking back stage, the big one. you got an emmy nomination for directing. >> for directing, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: the exceptional -- your 12 angry men episode. >> the 12 angry men episode. me and ryan mcfaul. and paul giamatti got a nomination. >> seth: well-deserved. >> for his job as juror number ten. >> seth: so exciting. >> thanks. >> seth: and congratulations. it's a wonderful year on the show. every one of those emmy nominations is deserved. >> thank you so much. and i didn't start drinking and celebrating right after because i was coming here. [ laughter ] >> seth: thank you. also you found out at 11:30. >> so? wow, judgment city. i'm sorry. >> seth: well now, this is going to be a real good segue. because you are very honest about yourself in your standup. >> yeah.
>> seth: finally a star. >> a star! >> seth: our first star. >> hello.nt to get the congratulations out of the way. so many emmy nominations for you today. >> yes. and m & m's. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: you got for show, for acting, for writing. and then we were talking back stage, the big one. you got an emmy nomination for directing. >> for directing, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: the exceptional -- your 12 angry men episode....
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night."s everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very, very excited to hear that. this was an interesting thing that i read today. according to "the new york times," jeb bush identified himself as hispanic. [ laughter ] on his 2009 voter registration form. while hillary clinton identified herself as "president." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's right. jeb bush identified himself as hispanic, so i guess it's actually pronounced "yeb bush." yeb. "yeb bush." [ laughter ] president obama said that today's easter egg roll is, "always one of our favorite events," and then republicans accused him of not supporting israel. [ laughter ] you guys, it's opening day in baseball! [ cheers and applause ] very, very exciting. and after a season-long drug ban, alex rodriguez was greeted by cheers when he walked on to the field during today's season opener at yankee stadium. although, he's off the juice now, so they probably just thought it was bruno mars. [ laughter and applause ] he's co
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night."s everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very, very excited to hear that. this was an interesting thing that i read today. according to "the new york times," jeb bush identified himself as hispanic. [ laughter ] on his 2009 voter registration form. while hillary clinton identified herself as "president." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's...
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>> very exciting. >> seth: and you've won two of those. >> yes. >> seth: so there you go.e. [ light laughter ] you've won two goals, you gotta win it in a crazy way. that's what we're all waiting for. >> yeah. >> seth: tell us about the sports matters initiative. i know your a doing a panel tomorrow. tell us about your involvement with that. >> yes. well, for me youth sports is really huge and it taught me so many life lessons, it instilled confidence in me. and i was honestly so shocked to see the statistics and numbers of, you know, schools cutting their budgets for youth sports. it's a great cause and i'm really excited to be a part of the dick sporting goods sports matter panel and i think we can really help. and people can help, they can donate, they can go to sportsmatter.org and sign up. but for me, i think that there's so many life lessons that you can learn playing sports that you can't in a classroom and it's really important and a good cause. >> seth: all right. great. well, thank you so much for that. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> seth: congratulatio
>> very exciting. >> seth: and you've won two of those. >> yes. >> seth: so there you go.e. [ light laughter ] you've won two goals, you gotta win it in a crazy way. that's what we're all waiting for. >> yeah. >> seth: tell us about the sports matters initiative. i know your a doing a panel tomorrow. tell us about your involvement with that. >> yes. well, for me youth sports is really huge and it taught me so many life lessons, it instilled confidence...
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>> seth: hey, yeah. being honest, i'm having some problems in my life. >> yeah, first things first, it's not your fault. okay? [ laughter ] it's your parents' fault. they just don't get you at all. >> seth: no, i mean, i haven't even told you my problems yet. >> yeah, okay, but it's probably your parents' fault. [ light laughter ] so, what's up? >> seth: well, you know, i'm happily married and, you know, everything's going really great, career-wise. i guess i'm just wondering, you know, what else is there? you know? >> hmm. >> seth: and that darkness, you know, what should i do, millennial owl? >> hmm. you should buy a food truck. [ laughter ] >> seth: a food truck? >> yes, move to austin, buy a food truck. [ cheers ] yes. they're awesome. you can sell, like, breakfast tacos and waffle tacos. oh, you could buy scoby and make home brewed kombucha batches and sell that. also, you should definitely make a twitter account for your truck so you can let people know where to get that grub. hoot, hoot, hoot! [ l
>> seth: hey, yeah. being honest, i'm having some problems in my life. >> yeah, first things first, it's not your fault. okay? [ laughter ] it's your parents' fault. they just don't get you at all. >> seth: no, i mean, i haven't even told you my problems yet. >> yeah, okay, but it's probably your parents' fault. [ light laughter ] so, what's up? >> seth: well, you know, i'm happily married and, you know, everything's going really great, career-wise. i guess i'm...
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i was very flattered. >> so seth meyers is on our show but he does not play seth meyers. >> seth: i dome stretch a little bit. [ laughter ] a little bit. >> well, he plays a gay prostitute. >> seth: i play a gay prostitute. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah. the worst is you sent -- this is a photo of me. it's not like you guys had me look much different. [ laughter ] >> no. >> seth: you just put me in a kind of sweater i don't wear. >> although, the day of that shoot the wardrobe supervisor came up to me and said do you want seth to have his wedding ring on or not, and i said leave it on, it will give the character another dimension. >> seth: yes, thank you. i don't bring a lot of levels when i act. i can only do it with props in wardrobe. >> yes. they were happy about it. >> it was a lot like when daniel day-lewis played lincoln. you just, you lost yourself in the role. [ laughter ] >> seth: which we had to shoot inside. >> yes. >> it was very cold. >> coldest day of the winter that year, and so we had to shoot it indoors, there were dogs -- it was shot at a dog park. >> seth
i was very flattered. >> so seth meyers is on our show but he does not play seth meyers. >> seth: i dome stretch a little bit. [ laughter ] a little bit. >> well, he plays a gay prostitute. >> seth: i play a gay prostitute. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah. the worst is you sent -- this is a photo of me. it's not like you guys had me look much different. [ laughter ] >> no. >> seth: you just put me in a kind of sweater i don't wear. >>...
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>> seth: "sexy beast." [ cheers and applause ] >> so, seth hasn't heard the story before. >> seth: i'mh. [ light laughter ] i think it'll appeal to you. i was at a screening of "sexy beast." and i was at the q & a afterwards. and i was waiting outside of the crash doors, to come, sort of through the audience. and they opened prematurely. and a young student was face-to-face with me who'd just seen "sexy beast." and i couldn't resist it. i said, what the [ bleep ] are you looking at? [ laughter ] and he fell back into the auditorium. [ laughter ] i couldn't resist it. >> seth: that's absolutely wonderful. and that, don logan, one of the great villains of all time. >> yeah. >> seth: when you play a sociopath like that, can you -- is it fun or too dark to still be fun? >> you know, i cared for him, because i realized that in his youth, in his childhood, he was definitely an abused child. and i think the worst -- the worst thing can you do to the future is to abuse a child. because you will unleash a weapon into the world that, if that child remains uncured, will create chaos and damage. n
>> seth: "sexy beast." [ cheers and applause ] >> so, seth hasn't heard the story before. >> seth: i'mh. [ light laughter ] i think it'll appeal to you. i was at a screening of "sexy beast." and i was at the q & a afterwards. and i was waiting outside of the crash doors, to come, sort of through the audience. and they opened prematurely. and a young student was face-to-face with me who'd just seen "sexy beast." and i couldn't resist it. i...
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>> seth: yes.de is on, actually, really soon. i think in a week or so. >> seth: how -- now, when you go out with bear grylls in the wild, like, how many days did you have to shoot? was it just one day or was it? >> it's two days. >> seth: gotcha. >> it's like two full days. >> seth: do you fully sleep outside? >> yeah, man. >> seth: okay. >> come on, it's hard core. [ light laughter ] >> seth: is it just you and bear or are there other people? >> well, there's people with cameras. >> seth: gotcha. they film at night? they film you at night? >> yeah. >> seth: i think you got tricked into something really weird here. [ laughter ] >> what are you trying to say? i did it! that's the crazy thing, is i did all the stuff. >> seth: was there anything -- what was the diciest thing with bear? >> well, he's so charismatic and lovable and hilarious, so you kind of feel weirdly safe doing insane things. like -- >> seth: i totally get that. i hate guys like that, that are so cool i feel weirdly safe. like, i'm a
>> seth: yes.de is on, actually, really soon. i think in a week or so. >> seth: how -- now, when you go out with bear grylls in the wild, like, how many days did you have to shoot? was it just one day or was it? >> it's two days. >> seth: gotcha. >> it's like two full days. >> seth: do you fully sleep outside? >> yeah, man. >> seth: okay. >> come on, it's hard core. [ light laughter ] >> seth: is it just you and bear or are there other...
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thank you, seth. >> seth: michael kosta, everybody! that was great.. military sites can go uninspected. restrictions end after 10 years. then iran could build a nuclear weapon in two months. iran has violated 20 international agreements and is the leading state sponsor of terrorism. [ cheers and applause ] >>> my thanks to christine baranski, colin jost, michael kosta. brad wilk. of course, the 8g band. stay tuned for carson daly. we'll see you tomorrow. ♪ >> carson: well, hello there. you've stumbled upon "last call" on nbc, thank goodness. i'm carson daly.
thank you, seth. >> seth: michael kosta, everybody! that was great.. military sites can go uninspected. restrictions end after 10 years. then iran could build a nuclear weapon in two months. iran has violated 20 international agreements and is the leading state sponsor of terrorism. [ cheers and applause ] >>> my thanks to christine baranski, colin jost, michael kosta. brad wilk. of course, the 8g band. stay tuned for carson daly. we'll see you tomorrow. ♪ >> carson:...
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and nobody outside of boston has that greeting from me either. >> seth: yeah. >> yo, seth, how's >> sethfatha, it's your fault. how's your mutha? how's your fatha? you lookin' out for them? >> exactly. >> seth: are you taking care of your motha and your fatha? they love you very much. they take good care of you. you mentioned the red sox. we -- james taylor's gonna sing a song about the red sox tonight. >> is he really? >> seth: he is. do you remember where you were in 2004 when the red sox won the world series? >> very much so. i was in a dorm. i was in a dorm. they won. my fatha called me. [ laughter ] he said, "i want you to know how your fatha is. he's very good." >> i want you to know how your fatha is tonight, your fatha's very good. he had his friend, jerry, there. >> seth: uh-huh. he was watching the game with jerry. >> yeah. watching the game with jer. he actually put jerry on the phone for a while. [ laughter ] alone in my dorm. he's like, "jerry's very, very excited." so, i talked to jerry for a little while. this is such a weird thing to talk about right now. i don't know why
and nobody outside of boston has that greeting from me either. >> seth: yeah. >> yo, seth, how's >> sethfatha, it's your fault. how's your mutha? how's your fatha? you lookin' out for them? >> exactly. >> seth: are you taking care of your motha and your fatha? they love you very much. they take good care of you. you mentioned the red sox. we -- james taylor's gonna sing a song about the red sox tonight. >> is he really? >> seth: he is. do you remember...
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thank you, seth. >> seth: michael kosta, everybody! that was great.ks to christine baranski, colin jost, michael kosta. brad wilk. of course, the 8g band. stay tuned for carson daly. we'll see you tomorrow. ♪
thank you, seth. >> seth: michael kosta, everybody! that was great.ks to christine baranski, colin jost, michael kosta. brad wilk. of course, the 8g band. stay tuned for carson daly. we'll see you tomorrow. ♪
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>> seth: uh-huh.t one is avocado. and i'm sure you know how to do this too. so, here, have the avocado and take the pit out for me. >> seth: like this? >> yeah. i have a big one because i don't have another little one. be better to use that. >> seth: well i think next time i would rather use the big one because it emasculates me. [ laughter ] >> your pit came out like that. but if the pit doesn't come out, do you know how to get it out? >> seth: no. >> you don't? [ laughter ] >> seth: i mean i can get it out but i don't think it's the way you get it out. >> take your knife and go like this and twist. >> seth: great work. look at that. [ applause ] >> it doesn't hurt. some people don't know that. >> seth: i will say yours looks better than mine. hold yours up. >> well, yeah. but i'm martha. [ laughter ] >> seth: all right. >> and if mine looks too bad, i would not be asked on the show. >> seth: that's true. >> so, you peel this off, make little slices. and just a little -- a few little pepper flakes. >
>> seth: uh-huh.t one is avocado. and i'm sure you know how to do this too. so, here, have the avocado and take the pit out for me. >> seth: like this? >> yeah. i have a big one because i don't have another little one. be better to use that. >> seth: well i think next time i would rather use the big one because it emasculates me. [ laughter ] >> your pit came out like that. but if the pit doesn't come out, do you know how to get it out? >> seth: no. >>...
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that's the joke here, seth. >> seth: yeah. >> jerry: okay. >> seth: jerry, do you concur?most important concepts in comedy, we call it pace. >> pace. >> jerry: pace. talk faster. [ laughter ] >> seth: our final piece this evening was -- >> no cartoons for you. >> seth: drawn by charlie hanken. lets take a look. >> now that's funny. [ laughter ] >> i got hot. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: ladies and gentlemen, "the late night players." we'll be right back. give them a round of applause. such wonderful actors, one and all. [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: our thanks to jerry seinfeld, david remnick, jon theodore and of course the 8g band. stay tuned for "carson daly." we'll see you tomorrow. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> carson: hey, what's up, everybody? i'm carson daly. you are watching "last call." thanks very much. we're here at kroq, the great radio station in los angeles where i used to work and i work at their sister station right next door, 97.1 amp radio. so, i'm here a lot. it's fun to be here tonight. we've got a great show. t
that's the joke here, seth. >> seth: yeah. >> jerry: okay. >> seth: jerry, do you concur?most important concepts in comedy, we call it pace. >> pace. >> jerry: pace. talk faster. [ laughter ] >> seth: our final piece this evening was -- >> no cartoons for you. >> seth: drawn by charlie hanken. lets take a look. >> now that's funny. [ laughter ] >> i got hot. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: ladies and gentlemen, "the late...
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that's the joke here, seth. >> seth: yeah. >> jerry: okay. >> seth: jerry, do you concur?most important concepts in comedy, we call it pace. >> pace. >> jerry: pace. talk faster. [ laughter ] >> seth: our final piece this evening was -- >> no cartoons for you. >> seth: drawn by charlie hanken. lets take a look. >> now that's funny. [ laughter ] >> i got hot. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: ladies and gentlemen, "the late night players." we'll be right back. give them a round of applause. such wonderful actors, one and all. [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. i'm whoopi goldberg and new york is my home. there's no place like it in the world, and no better place to lean about the people who shaped who we are today. hear about the lives of slaves in colonial new york and about the fight to abolish slavery. pick a stop on the underground railroad and visit the home and grave of one of new york's most controversial citizens. a journey in new york is a journey through history. plan you next trip at iloveny.com/summer. there's something for everyone. ♪ [ cheers and
that's the joke here, seth. >> seth: yeah. >> jerry: okay. >> seth: jerry, do you concur?most important concepts in comedy, we call it pace. >> pace. >> jerry: pace. talk faster. [ laughter ] >> seth: our final piece this evening was -- >> no cartoons for you. >> seth: drawn by charlie hanken. lets take a look. >> now that's funny. [ laughter ] >> i got hot. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: ladies and gentlemen, "the late...
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>> seth: no, i didn't.esn't look good. >> there's so many different flavors. >> seth: that's the thing that makes it even grosser to me. [ laughter ] because then all a sudden -- 'cause the other thing that comes in a lot of flavors is ice cream. and then i start thinking of fish as ice cream. and now -- now i don't want to eat ice cream. so, it's a slippery slope. but you -- you did a film where you had to speak danish. this isn't just a danish accent. >> no. >> seth: did you know any danish? >> i mean, swedish and danish are, you know, similar, but no i -- when i went for actually the last audition in denmark, i still had to speak english for the director. and i had my friend's mom who was half danish, half swedish recording lines over the phone. you know, i just tried to, you know, listen to that and repeat. and then when we came, i really tried my best to when he spoke a few lines of danish for me to understand. i don't know, i said just so many, like, excuse me that day. and by the end of that day invi
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>> i don't know seth. >> seth: was that your quest away at comic-con?n that. i know, i just anticipated like 14, 15-year-old kids, you know. and i realize of course that you were probably the youngest guy there. >> seth: yeah, there are -- [ laughter ] >> they're middle aged and my age even and all those costumes. i wasn't a comic guy. i was lone ranger, hop along cassidy. flash laro. >> seth: okay. >> you know, cisco kid. >> seth: you need to go to cowboy con. that's where, you'll fit right in. [ laughter ] >> right. >> seth: i will say, you walk around the floor of the convention, and there are a lot of older gentlemen dressed like batman. and you think if this was really batman, i'd think gotham would be in serious trouble. [ laughter ] i'm thinking it would not be a good time. >> yeah, but it is a phenomenon. i can't believe it. i did my homework for "ant-man," which i didn't realize that my character hank pym was one of the people who created the avengers. >> seth: yeah. >> and so, when i got the script, they sent me like two years of ant-man comic
>> i don't know seth. >> seth: was that your quest away at comic-con?n that. i know, i just anticipated like 14, 15-year-old kids, you know. and i realize of course that you were probably the youngest guy there. >> seth: yeah, there are -- [ laughter ] >> they're middle aged and my age even and all those costumes. i wasn't a comic guy. i was lone ranger, hop along cassidy. flash laro. >> seth: okay. >> you know, cisco kid. >> seth: you need to go to...
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[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night."ow is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very exciting news, this just happened. you might not be aware that this just happened, but the governor of south carolina spoke this afternoon -- the governor -- and said it is time to remove the confederate flag from capital grounds. [ cheers and applause ] so everyone, remember this day, june 22nd, 1962. [ laughter ] [ applause ] we made it. president obama -- not sure if you heard this. not sure if you listen to podcasts. president obama this weekend used the n-word when speaking about race relations in america. which explains why everyone at fox news today, kept shouting, "and i quote! [ laughter ] it's a quote!" [ applause ] "just quoting." officials in new york -- i don't know if you guys have been following the story as much as i have, but officials in new york have found dna traces from a pair of escaped convicts in an upstate hunting cabin. which means we know now two places they're not at any more. [ laughter ] they're n
[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night."ow is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very exciting news, this just happened. you might not be aware that this just happened, but the governor of south carolina spoke this afternoon -- the governor -- and said it is time to remove the confederate flag from capital grounds. [ cheers and applause ] so everyone, remember this day, june 22nd, 1962. [ laughter ] [ applause...
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>> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good. that is good to hear. you know what? guys, it's a good time to be paying attention to politics. because sometimes politics can be a little bit dry and it can be a little bit boring. and it's like, "oh, there's a new deal with iran." you're like, "oh, that's boring. i don't want to know." but then, someone like donald trump runs for president -- [ laughter ] -- and then it's super, super fun. it's so much fun for everybody except everybody else who is running for president. because you can tell they're like, "this is very serious." and he's like, "no, it's not. i'm not serious. and i'm winning!" and they're like -- [ groaning ] [ applause ] it's true. it's true. these poor people are like, "i was a senator!" and we're all like, "we hate senators! we like the funny guys." [ laughter ] it keeps getting better. at a campaign event today, donald trump read -- he read senator lindsey graham's cell phone number aloud on live on tv. [
>> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good. that is good to hear. you know what? guys, it's a good time to be paying attention to politics. because sometimes politics can be a little bit dry and it can be a little bit boring. and it's like, "oh, there's a new deal with iran." you're like, "oh, that's boring. i don't want to know." but then, someone like donald trump runs...
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>> seth: really?by the way, here's the go-ahead goal from the england/norway game. >> lays it out wide again. a shot by bronze -- and goal! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: and here's a sports moment that you would apparently rather watch. >> here's billy horschel at six for par. [ laughter ] >> seth: really? >> really? wow. >> seth: wow, really? >> i guess i'm not surprised that you work for "sports illustrated." you guys put out a swimsuit issue every year dedicated entirely to women who aren't in sports. [ laughter ] unless you think that it's a sport to cover both boobs with one arm. really? [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: here she comes. [ cheers and applause ] look at this. oh, this is fantastic. fantastic. here she comes. she's walking down the beach. bikini top is off, but her arm is out, and she's done it. she's covered both nipples. [ laughter ] >> do you believe in miracles?! >> seth: really? >> i mean, really? >> seth: you can't give it up for a group of women who are representing the u
>> seth: really?by the way, here's the go-ahead goal from the england/norway game. >> lays it out wide again. a shot by bronze -- and goal! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: and here's a sports moment that you would apparently rather watch. >> here's billy horschel at six for par. [ laughter ] >> seth: really? >> really? wow. >> seth: wow, really? >> i guess i'm not surprised that you work for "sports illustrated." you guys put out a...
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hey, seth. seth?-huh. >> and i looked down and there were like extra feet in my stall and i keep telling people -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: bravo. bravo. we'll be right back with more from paula pell and james anderson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ throughout ♪ bend the rules of what's possible with the epic hp x360. ♪ ♪ ♪ [hero female] we're all familiar with this: axe daily fragrances, which comes in a black can. but what you wouldn't have seen is this, axe dry spray anti-perspirant. it goes on dry and keeps you dry with no visible residue. why are you touching your armpit? i was just checking to see if it was dry. [hero female] don't, that's weird. the first ever dry spray anti-perspirant from axe. like a cheez-it ande the best a chip. worlds. ooooh, you just put 'em together. yes. closer. cloooooser... (cheese makes kissing noises) they're kissing! (cheese laughs uncontrollably) we take time for our cheese to mature in our crispy cheez-it grooves. ♪ real strawberriesemonade real
hey, seth. seth?-huh. >> and i looked down and there were like extra feet in my stall and i keep telling people -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: bravo. bravo. we'll be right back with more from paula pell and james anderson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ throughout ♪ bend the rules of what's possible with the epic hp x360. ♪ ♪ ♪ [hero female] we're all familiar with this: axe daily fragrances, which comes in a black can. but what you wouldn't have seen is this,...
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she refused to identify them until the police said if one is seth and one is pablo, this is seth andey said good, sign your name on the back and she did. look at him and go well, been arrested, did some time. so they're like, it's a perfect fit for them. >> police and prosecutors insist the case is solved. >> i have no doubt whatsoever. i'm convinced they did it, yes. that gives me a good sense of closure. i think it brought a lot of closure to the families involved, too. they will never see daylight again. >> but penalver continues to insist he's innocence and refuses to back down. after 18 years behind bars, he's about to be given one final chance to save his life. >> i had all the pain going through these trials. it's hard. it's so hard. ♪ every auto insurance policy has a number. but not every insurance company understands the life behind it. ♪ those who have served our nation have earned the very best service in return. ♪ usaa. we know what it means to serve. get an auto insurance quote and see why 92% of our members plan to stay for life. creeping up on you... fight back with r
she refused to identify them until the police said if one is seth and one is pablo, this is seth andey said good, sign your name on the back and she did. look at him and go well, been arrested, did some time. so they're like, it's a perfect fit for them. >> police and prosecutors insist the case is solved. >> i have no doubt whatsoever. i'm convinced they did it, yes. that gives me a good sense of closure. i think it brought a lot of closure to the families involved, too. they will...
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. >> seth, how did you hear about this? >> we just heard of people -- we heard people were coming out of the theater, clutching their purses and running and the alarms were going off and we got a tip. >> how long ago did this happen? >> must have been around 7:30, somewhere around there. >> the theater -- it's called the grand 16. does it mean it is a 16-screen theater. one of these big multi-plex theaters? >> i believe so. the -- it seems like may have opened fire in theater 14. so yeah, that would make sense. >> theater 14. yes. is -- i assume police response is still going on there. has everyone evacuated the theater? do you know? >> yes, everyone is outside of the movie theater. we're all around the perimeter. the cops have it surrounded. >> what are you learning about how many people have been injured? >> sounds like six or seven so far. >> and apparently we do have two confirmed dead at this point. >> uh-huh, okay. >> how -- can you gauge how quickly the response was between the time of the shooting and police officer
. >> seth, how did you hear about this? >> we just heard of people -- we heard people were coming out of the theater, clutching their purses and running and the alarms were going off and we got a tip. >> how long ago did this happen? >> must have been around 7:30, somewhere around there. >> the theater -- it's called the grand 16. does it mean it is a 16-screen theater. one of these big multi-plex theaters? >> i believe so. the -- it seems like may have...
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we will be going back and forth, but seth is very good. >> you said seth. seth out there.t is awesome. >> aid to double check. so seth is steph's younger brother and earned a spot in the nba. that is good for him. >> that's awesome. what a family. something is in that water in the dna there. >> they can play and shoot. he has the same type of shot steph has. >> yeah, all ♪ ♪ ♪ it took serena williams years to master the two handed backhand. but only one shot to master the chase mobile app. technology designed for you. so you can easily master the way you bank. >> thank you very much for joining us tonight. our next newscast tomorrow morning at 7:30. updates always on cbssf.com. gary, thanks for joining us. see you back here tomorrow. chelsea: first box goes in my car the other in the truck. guess that's it. you got everything? i think so. i, uh, left the house keys and the garage clicker by the nightstand. thanks. so you still planning to move in with your dad? just for a while. you gonna be okay? me? oh, yeah, yeah. i mean, i am gonna miss the cat. you hate sir lancelot.
we will be going back and forth, but seth is very good. >> you said seth. seth out there.t is awesome. >> aid to double check. so seth is steph's younger brother and earned a spot in the nba. that is good for him. >> that's awesome. what a family. something is in that water in the dna there. >> they can play and shoot. he has the same type of shot steph has. >> yeah, all ♪ ♪ ♪ it took serena williams years to master the two handed backhand. but only one shot...
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sitting next to me is seth herzog. let's start the show. we begin with john mccain and his controversial war record. the former navy pilot was shot down and spent five and a half years as a prisoner during vietnam, so it is shocking that someone would say th. "i have tremendous respect for mccain, but i don't buy the war hero thing. anybody company captured. i thought the idea was to capture them. as far as i'm concerned he sat out the war." yes that was al fra fl ken -- franken in 2000 and here is wesley clark challenging mccain's service while stumping for obama in 2008. >> i don't think riding in a fighter plane and getting shot down is a qualification to be president. >> and someone else taking a shot at mccain's heroism. >> he a war hero. he a war hero. he a war hero that got captured. there's a lot of guys in jail that got captured. i don't want to vote for nobody that got captured. i want to vote for the [bleep] who got away. >> and that's it. did i miss any critics of mccain's war record? i think i got them all, right? >> almost. >>
sitting next to me is seth herzog. let's start the show. we begin with john mccain and his controversial war record. the former navy pilot was shot down and spent five and a half years as a prisoner during vietnam, so it is shocking that someone would say th. "i have tremendous respect for mccain, but i don't buy the war hero thing. anybody company captured. i thought the idea was to capture them. as far as i'm concerned he sat out the war." yes that was al fra fl ken -- franken in...
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seth doane takes us there next. island. seth doane takes us there next.i live with a higher risk of stroke due to afib, a type of irregular heartbeat, not caused by a heart valve problem. but i won't accept giving it less than my best. so if i can go for something better than warfarin ...i will. eliquis. eliquis... reduced the risk of stroke better than warfarin plus it had less major bleeding than warfarin... eliquis had both. that really mattered to me. don't stop taking eliquis unless your doctor tells you to, as stopping increases your risk of having a stroke. eliquis can cause serious and in rare cases fatal bleeding. don't take eliquis if you have an artificial heart valve or abnormal bleeding. while taking eliquis you may bruise more easily and it may take longer than usual for any bleeding to stop. seek immediate medical care for sudden signs of bleeding like unusual bruising. eliquis may increase your bleeding risk if you take certain medicines. tell your doctor about all planned medical or dental procedures. i accept that i'm not as fast, but i'
seth doane takes us there next. island. seth doane takes us there next.i live with a higher risk of stroke due to afib, a type of irregular heartbeat, not caused by a heart valve problem. but i won't accept giving it less than my best. so if i can go for something better than warfarin ...i will. eliquis. eliquis... reduced the risk of stroke better than warfarin plus it had less major bleeding than warfarin... eliquis had both. that really mattered to me. don't stop taking eliquis unless your...
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night."
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seth doane is our man in china. seth these chinese markets were soaring far above rationality so who is getting hurt now that the bubble is burst? >> well more than 80% of investors here in china are small time average chinese so-called mom and pop investors, many of whom got into a booming market. in fact, we saw more than 4 million new investors in the month of may alone. and the government here really has been working into sort of cheerleader encouraging people to get involved. money has been relative leigh cheap so people have borrowed heavily. now that we are seeing stock prices start to slide, we're seeing some real panic selling. >> and the chinese government is taking extraordinary measures to try to stop this. >> that's right. more than a third of the 2800 companies on the country's two main stock indexes here have been forced to stop trading. and the government has set up a massive $19 billion stabilization fund to try to buy up some of those shares and shore up the market. it so far has not really worked
seth doane is our man in china. seth these chinese markets were soaring far above rationality so who is getting hurt now that the bubble is burst? >> well more than 80% of investors here in china are small time average chinese so-called mom and pop investors, many of whom got into a booming market. in fact, we saw more than 4 million new investors in the month of may alone. and the government here really has been working into sort of cheerleader encouraging people to get involved. money...