[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] all right. glad to hear it. let's get to the news. jeb bush said in a new interview that while it could have a dangerous effect on everything else, he would go back in time and kill hitler as a child. while ben carson is saying he did. [ laughter ] dr. ben carson is drawing intense criticism after reports have surfaced that he may have embellished his history of violence as a teen, his scholarship to west point, and other parts of his life story. not only that, but it turns out the twins he separated were fraternal. [ laughter ] the rnc chairman, reince priebus, said today that the media is unfairly fixating on dr. ben carson. and ben carson said that reince priebus is a condition that can result in blindness if left untreated. [ laughter and applause ] bernie sanders, on friday, said his seven grandchildren are the joy of his life. and his grandchildren said the very same thing about their grandchildren. [

>> seth: i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very good to hear. now, right off the top, i want to make sure everybody at home watching knows this. the fourth gop debate was tonight. we haven't seen it yet. it has happened in our future and in your past. a real "back to the future" situation. [ laughter ] so please accept my apologies if some bat[ bleep ] crazy thing happens that i don't know about and i'm not -- i can't tell a joke about it until tomorrow. so please tune back in tomorrow -- [ laughter ] if something gnarly went down. and i promise we'll let you know what we thought. [ laughter ] all right. let's get to t news! jeb bush said in a new interview that if he could travel back in time, he would kill hitler as a baby, adding, "you gotta step up, man." [ laughter ] and it's comments like those that have a lot of people telling jeb, "you've got to step down, man." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i'd travel back in time and say to you, "don't do this." [ laughter ] don't run for presidnnt. the

[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? everybody good? glad to hear it. in that case, let's get to the news. today was electiononay, and if you didn't know that, well, that's why your local mayor has been in office for 34 years. [ laughter ] as of today, we are officially one year away from the 2016 p psidential elections.s. if that seems s ke a long time to wait, just remember, some people have been waiting their whole lives. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] not hard for you. hard for her. she can wait. dodold trump's new book,k, "cririled america", was released today. and from the looks of it, it's the first book that actually gets angry at you for buying it. [ laughter ] "crippled america," that's what it's really called. and look at his expression on light laughter ] that's the same face the disabled community made when they heard the title. [ audience groans ] [ laughter ] seriously, look at him. [ light laughter ] he looks like he's been trying all day to see the image in one of th

i also throw in some yoga. >> seth: that is so interesting. [ laughter ] >> seth! seth? [ snapping ] i know what's happening here. he's daydreaming about pretzels. [ laughter ] we'll be right back with elabeth hurley! [ cheers and applause ] just press clean and let roomba help with your everyday mess. a full suite of sensors automatically guides roomba throughout your home. clea and with its powerful three-stage cleaning system roomba picks upet hair, du and debr recharging itself when it needs to. which means your floors are always clean. you and roomba from irobot . better together . come seek the royal caribbean. if you could see your cough, it's just a cough. you'd see how often you cough all day and so would everyone else. new robitussin 12 hour delivers fast, powerful cough relief that lasts up to twelve hours. new robitussin 12 hour cough relief. what beer should we get? uhhhh... redd's green apple ale! that's a lovely idea... what?! i party. redd's green apple ale. brewed like a beer, tart like granny smith. there are things we expect from a phone screen we expe

>> seth: yes.jaclÉ. >> seth: jaclÉ. [ light laughter ] >> it's a family name. >> seth: what information do you have for me? hillary clinton. classified information on her could ruin her shot at the presidency. >> hillary clinton announced that her campaign is launching a new outreach program called latinos for hillary. >> seth: everybody knows that. >> but what you don't know is the origin of the name. look in the file. >> seth: latinos for hillary is what hillary shouts after a few white zinfandels at the male strip club. ♪ scandal! [ laughter ] >> if you think that's bad you'll never believe this. >> seth: nbc! >> following donald trump's appearance on "snl" nbc now has to give the rest of the presidential candidates air time. >> seth: that's insane. >> and you'll never guess how they're doing it. >> seth: nbc has already approached jeb bush about being on "the biggest loser." ♪ [ laughter ] i'm shocked! >> if that shocks you you'd better hold onto your pants because it gets even crazier. >> seth

>> seth: okay. so i was -- that's on the low end. >> yeah. >> seth: but it was very nice because i apologized to you at the glamour event and you said >> yeah. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] >> seth: okay, i believe it. pee that much?" >> seth: also, what really makes me feel bad is not just -- it's not like making somebody get up at a movie. gown. like it is not -- >> absolutely. at some point i know i gave you the -- you know, one of those eyes. >> seth: right. >> i was like, "again?" [ light laughter ] >> seth: backstage -- i was backstage thinking i really want you to win for two reasons. one, you deserve it. and two, i felt like if you won you might forget what a pain in the an ass i've been all night. [ laughter ] you gave such a wonderfully impactful speech when you won. during it did you have a sense of the impact it was making? >> no. i felt a great wall of silence. >> i said, "i am dying a quick death." [ laughter ] and my husband afterwards said, "vi, i didn't know where you [ laughter ] i rea

don't let me order another one." [ laughter ] >> seth, seth, seth. no. >> seth: no? >> no, it's just not going to work. >> seth: okay. >> seth: i think you're saying that, because you don't want the [ laughter ] you know -- >> that might be true. >> seth: i think that's it. >> that might be true. >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. >> seth: 'cause you could finger, and the next guy you point the finger could be bond. >> i get to say -- like, "it's you." >> seth: yeah. saying, will you think about it? >> okay. >> seth: that i like. this is a real bond move you're doing. >> this is what you have to learn to do, though. >> this is a good move. >> seth: okay, great. i can't tie my own ties. is that a problem? [ laughter ] >> you can't? >> seth: no, i have like a staff that does it. is that a problem for the movie? [ laughter ] i mean, i can, it's just this part's longer. [ laughter ] >> you're losing this job. >> seth: okay, you know what, you're right. i shouldn't talk about it. i should just let my face and everything else about me do the work. [ light laughter ] i have to say, be

>> seth: yeah. >> not the talent, the opportunity. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: so wonderful. have you -- because obviously unlike a part you play on television where you have multiple takes or a film, you got to do it once. have you watched it since? have you ever gone back and watched your speech? >> no, i have not. [ light laughter ] >> seth: why not? why havevet you watched it? >> have e u ever listened to >> seth: i can't. >> you can't stand it, right? >> seth: no, i can't stand it, yeah. [ laughter ] >> i mean with, my voice, i'm one of those people i'll call down for room service and they'll say, "oh, yeah, mr. davis." [ laughter ] and i get so mad. and then i hear my voice and i'm like, "oh, god, i can understand the mr. davis.s. [ laughter ] >> seth: here's thththing. i i ink you just looked d absolutely beautiful at the emmys. there you are. [ cheers and applause ] so you talk about sort of opportunity. obviously annalise keating is such an incredible opportunity. such a good part. has

>> seth: yeah. >> seth: sure. >> but we had a good time. there was too much of everything. >> seth: that's basically what vegas sells itself as. yeah. >> right? and we went to david copperfield's magic show. >> seth: i've been to david copperfield's magic show. >> did he call you up on stage? >> seth: no, he didn't. >> okay. >> seth: did you go on stage? >> i got called up on stage. and it was terrifying. like i was terrified. it's not fun to all of a sudden be in the middle of a magic show. >> seth: yeah. >> and my cast thought i was in on it, and i wasn't. and that was -- >> seth: what did you -- because his show is amazing. >> it's amazing! >> seth: i will say, i went thinking, oh, i don't think i can be impressed by magic, and i left -- i basically -- we went to the magic show and i was with a bunch of people and we were like let's go out and party. and i basically said, i have to like, sit and think for an hour. [ laughter ] because the rules of nature and physics as i once thought them to be true, i now know to be false. >> it's true.

>> seth: yeah. >> like at least once a week. [ laughter ] >> seth: oh, wow. >> yeah. >> seth: and is cher helpful at time like that? >> yes. i called her and i said, "i'm in tallahassee, florida, i just bombed horribly, i'm sobbing, these kids hate me. i was trying to be funny, it was a disaster." and she said, "what the hell are you doing in florida, bitch! get back home! [ laughter ] come home, bitch! come home to malibu!" and she talked me off the ledge. >> seth: there you go that's fantastic. >> you know how it is. >> seth: what a great phone number to have. >> it was important. >> seth: you have a lot of a-list friends. let's be honest. >> well, like anderson cooper, who i'm gonna torture this new year's eve on cnn. >> seth: how many new years is this for you? >> this is our ninth year of doing new year's and trying to just eradicate ryan seacrest from the planet. >> seth: yes. [ laughter ] >> just once and for all. >> seth: you're working very [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> seth: now, it should be noted, true story -- you, ryan, anderson, dinner together every year th

>> seth: yeah. >> bruce, no? you ever been to a puff daddy show? [ cheers and applause ] >> okay. >> seth: you can't trust these people. [ laughter ] >> my show is still exciting. >> seth: i'm glad you said it's filled with excitement, because i have a clip i want to ask about. this is from the b.e.t. awards. and i'm very impressed with you, here, because, let's be honest, something goes wrong here and you have an ability to recover that i'm very -- should we show the clip first? let's just show the clip, and then we'll talk about it. >> you're talking about the b.e.t. -- you're going to do that to a brother? >> seth: i'm going to do it to you right now. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] >> seth: you fully -- so what happened? what happened? >> hey. you know what i tell people all of the time? i'm only human so what happened was -- [ laughter ] but i'm performing in front of like -- right? [ laughter ] ciroc apple coming to a place near you. very soon. but check this out. i'm performing in front of, like, 3

fine. >> seth: right. >> shepherd even -- >> seth: yeah. >> shepherd even said it's fine. >> seth: well, i would think even a cowboy, who is very good with a lasso would, after enough tequila -- >> even champion rodeo cowboys are -- >> seth: gonna miss. >> occasionally. >> seth: now, my question is where -- where did you practice before the show? because i'm sure in a lot of states in this nation there are great lasso areas. >> yes. >> seth: but in new york city, like, where do you get your lasso o ? >> it's hard to find a cowboy in new york. i'll tell you, man. i found a couple in simi valley. cliff mclaughlin andis father, gene mclaughlin, are amazing. but this guy kyle in massachusetts. but i was roping trash cans in the park, in tompkins squarpark. i did not have any horses. i was in tompkins square park. and you get some odd people coming up to. you're callin' attention to yourself. >> seth: yes. although, it's probably the one park in america where you're calling the least atteion to yourself. 'cause there is ----ext to you there was a dude doing something weirder to a trash can.

seth: okay. [ laughter ] >> it's like the r skins. >> seth: right. it's an indian tribe, yes. >> like we should just call them, like, the lamp shades or something. >> seth: right. >> like, do we have to, in this day and age? >> seth:ly yes. >> so anyway, i did like the first ten minutes of the show telling the kids in the audience, you guys should chand ge your name. it's really dumb. >> seth: okay, so just to clarify, you followed the football team. >> yeah, and they were called the seminoles. >> seth: okay, so what did you -- >> i said, hey, okay, hold the -- and then they were doing this thing with like a karate chop. >> seth: they do do -- >> and they go like, oh wee oh it's so offensive. [ laughter ] and so i went out -- thank you for not having my back, really. but, no. [ laughter ] i went out and i said to 10,000 seminole fans, you guys gotta change that name. >> seth: right. >> it's really dated. and i got booed by 10,000 kids. so i thoug it would funny to win them back. because i have charm, if nothing else. >> seth: right. >> so -- and this

>> seth: what? >> fred: the pilot -- >> seth: no i didn't see any of it. >> fred: "into the badlands." >> seth: yeah. >> fred: yeah, it's incredible. they've only made a few episodes so far. what it is, is it's "into the badlands," so it's into it. [ laughter ] and it's sort of period piece in the 1800s, right so it's like way back then and it's just a lot of characters study. you get into the minds of these characters. >> fred: and they're always, like, thinking, and they're like, really just sort of wresting with things in their heads. [ laughter ] do you know what i mean? >> seth: not really. this is pretty vague so far. [ laughter ] >> yeah, uh-huh. so they're wrestling with things and they're like, "well let's go into the badlands." [ laughter ] and they're like, "which way is that?" [ laughter ] li,e this way, so they all start going out there and the camera does close-ups on their eyes and their forehead and they are like thinking about -- >> seth: eyes and what was the other thing? >> fred:

>> seth: yes! [ laughter ] now, don't take this the wrong way. i kind of thought -- my memory was you have sort of a crappy bike. [ light laughter ] >> this is really -- i know a couple people who work on your show. they tipped me off to this. >> seth: okay. i'm sorry you heard it that way. >> i've got a couple questions -- first of all, i have some statements. first a rhetorical question. this is how you treat your guests? >> seth: mm-hmm. [ laughter ] >> number two, my bikes rock. my bikes are -- even the crappy ones are super sexy and perfect for me. >> seth: okay. [ laughter ] >> and the third thing, this is sort of more important in the grand scheme of things. what makes seth the groovy bike decider? [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> you know? what would you -- what would you have -- would you want me to get some chopper bars and, like, a wavy pole with a stuffed animal impaled on it? >> seth: i know. now that you say these things, i feel bad. but i do want to point out what i saw. i mean, that -

name. >> seth: right. i hate her. [ laughter ] and so i was really surprised and the other night i was making jokes about all the candidates. >> seth: yeah. >> and for some reason i was on my way to a show, and i was on at 8:00 in the mark taper forum los angeles as opposed to this thursday where i'll be at 8:00 at carnegie hall! >> seth: oh! [ cheers and applause ] don't mind if you do. >> how about that, new yorkers? >> seth: yeah. >> get a load of the new yorkers, loving it. all right. so my boyfriend said to me, "don't look at your twitter." and by the way, it was also my birthday. and so i'm like, okay, "it's my birthday, and i'm at a show." so, the ben carson army -- >> seth: right. >> -- has come after me. and i made a very innocuous joke. i said, after watching him now handle several press conferences and kind of, you know, lose his temper and not seem to be quite aware of several issues, i said, "i wouldn't let that guy give me a pap smear." >> seth: right. [ laughter ] >> so, harmless. >> seth: h

>> seth: and is this show -- is >> yes. >> seth: oh, wow. and i spent the whole day just running all over the stage in, like, six inch heels. >> seth: it's really exciting. >> it's very exciting. >> seth: we were also saying backstage, this will be a show that is like sort of guaranteed to be divisive. people will love it, people will hate it. >> yeah. >> seth: and that is exciting to you. >> i find it really exciting. the last time i worked with ivo, like usually during the show we hear the seats go -- like, you know? [ laughter ] but only a couple times. and you would hear that a couple times. then at the end also in the same performance people would stand up with tears streaming and just -- >> seth: and then when everybody stands you hear a bunch at once. >> i don't know how to take this! but it is very divisive. and i like that. and it's freeing, because you're like i'm just going to do my thing. >> seth: it's fantastic. >> yeah. >> seth: so excited to see it. so i'll just need two tickets. no but -- >> let me know. i'll see what i can d

yes. >> seth: queen latifah. >> yes. >> seth: mary j. blige. >> i know. >> seth: what's it like working with them? [ laughter ] >> i am so excited. they are amazing. first of all, i'm a fan of all them. >> seth: sure. >> like i -- it takes everything in me not to start singing queen latifah and mary j. blige songs. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> to "the wiz" music, you know, but it's amazing. they're all phenomenal. and you just really get to understand why they are the legendary performers that they are, you know? >> seth: sure. and now, here's my question because obviously you get -- again, you get one shot at this. >> yes. >> seth: it's live. >> it's close to it. >> seth: is it something -- is it cool to talk to everybody else about like, "hey, we only get to do this once." or is that like talking during a no-hitter? like, you're not supposed to bring it up. >> exactly, it is a little bit like, we were like, "yes, we're doing this live." and then it's like, "we're doing it live." [ laughter ] there is no going back. like once that tra

>> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers ] good to hear. let's get to the news. the kansas city royals beat the new york mets last night to win the world series -- [ audience boos ] so congratulations, kansas city, but why did you have to do this to new york? you already have so much. you have great barbecue, the liberty memorial, a world-class zoo, and what do we have? we're just the largest city in the u.s. [ light laughter ] the global center for economic trade. we have the statue of liberty, we have the tallest building in the country, and from what i've seen in times square, we also have the world's largest collection of people from kansas city. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's the first time the kansas city royals have won the world series title since 1985. man, i can't even imagine what state kansas city is in right now. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] not important. bernie sanders is spending $2 million rolling out his first tv campaign ad. two million and five dollars if

>> seth: yes. >> that's how we dress. >> seth: that's great.nd what about yourself? like, the first time you met mark, what was that exchange like for you? >> it was a little strange, because mark walked into my living room, he came to my home. and very little in the way of introduction. he sat down, and he opened up a notebook, he pulled out a pen, and he turned on his iphone. and i said, "man, what's going on here?" and he started asking some questions that were personal in nature. and i thought, "gee, this is really kind of intrusive." but i remembered how often i've done this to other people which is probably more than 100 times. [ laughter ] and i relaxed into it. and ultimately we had a great conversation, and i have tremendous respect for his work ethic and his commitments. >> seth: i, watching this film, the thing i loved so much about it was it's really a movie about people being great at their jobs, because of this obviously you won a pulitzer for this. did you have any hesitation about people sort of taking this story about this thin

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? everybody good? [ cheers and applause ] all right, in that case, let's get to the news. the new york mets are in the world series. [ cheers and applause ] which means a lot of new yorkers are going to stand in front of a mirror today and practice saying "i've always had this hat!" [ laughter ] "this isn't a brand-new hat. this is my old lucky mets hat." [ laughter ] happy birthday to hillary clinton who turned 68 today. it was the first -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah, it was the first time anyone has ever blown out the candles on a birthday cake and nobody wondered what they wished for. [ laughter ] and i bet it's not the first birthday. [ cheers and applause ] technically, hillary didn't blow out her birthday candles so much as she outlasted them. [ laughter ] "i'll wait, cake." [ laughter ] hillary clinton testified before the house committee on benghazi last week and while the testimony didn't reveal any new information, it did