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[ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> well, i need to talk to her. >> seth: okay, thank you. >> yeah. >> seth this all -- the show went off the air in '95. this is all new monologues. all material you've written since then. >> yes. >> seth: were there things, particular topics that you were excited to address as buddy cole today in 2018? >> yes. i think the thing that i was most excited about addressing was the #metoo phenomenon. >> seth: okay. >> you know, and because i just -- i mean, i can't say too much about it. but i am just going to say i'm just glad we don't call hashtags pound signs anymore. >> seth: uh-huh. [ light laughter ] >> because i don't think pound me too would have had quite the same impact. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah, i think you're right. >> you know what i mean? >> seth: i think it would have been less. i think that would have been very less impactful. [ applause ] >> a little less. that didn't hurt, did it? >> seth: no. >> and we're off! [ laughter ] >> seth: and we're off. you -- i want to ask about -- you began -- you went to drama school. >> i did. >> seth: so you ob
[ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> well, i need to talk to her. >> seth: okay, thank you. >> yeah. >> seth this all -- the show went off the air in '95. this is all new monologues. all material you've written since then. >> yes. >> seth: were there things, particular topics that you were excited to address as buddy cole today in 2018? >> yes. i think the thing that i was most excited about addressing was the #metoo phenomenon. >> seth: okay....
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>> seth: we did.t's the best. that's my favorite joke on "the office." >> which was -- >> when steve says, "this is the best tv, and when guests come over, i can just" --" i mean when the tv only moves an inch and a half. [ laughter ] >> i think that's the hardest i've ever laughed in my life. >> seth: it was great. >> and then again, it got it moving. like, it got the baby moving. the baby's like -- >> laughter will do that. >> seth: "if tv is this good, i want to get out." [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> seth: yeah. >> exactly. >> seth: some people, obviously a lot of people tweeted. chris pratt went above and beyond for you. >> he certainly did. >> seth: he -- >> it was one of my favorite things. >> seth: he filmed a video of himself after he saw "a quiet place." let's take a look. >> okay, i know that i'm not supposed to be -- i know that i'm not supposed to be driving and shooting a video at the same time, but i'm stuck in traffic. i am stuck -- i just got out of "a quiet place." you have to go see this
>> seth: we did.t's the best. that's my favorite joke on "the office." >> which was -- >> when steve says, "this is the best tv, and when guests come over, i can just" --" i mean when the tv only moves an inch and a half. [ laughter ] >> i think that's the hardest i've ever laughed in my life. >> seth: it was great. >> and then again, it got it moving. like, it got the baby moving. the baby's like -- >> laughter will do that....
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>> seth: who? >> billy zane. >> seth: billy zane? seth: wow. [ light laughter ] so this is -- and when you -- when you were making -- when you were directing "titanic," did you just think, "wow, we got an oscar winner on our hands here?" >> i knew we had something. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> i knew we had something. and the only thing i was concerned about was the ending. >> seth: oh, yeah? >> i felt like everyone is going to know how this ends. [ laughter ] >> seth: oh, because everybody knows what happened with the titanic. >> that was my -- my fear. >> seth: right. >> then i thought, "guys, everyone knows the ending." and they said, "olyphant, you got this." >> seth: yeah. >> just -- >> seth: did you ever -- did you ever consider letting jack live? >> which one was jack? [ laughter ] >> seth: i'm glad you're here. i -- but, i -- >> well, it's good to be here. >> seth: i'm a little bummed out because -- >> i got to be -- i'm with you on this. >> seth: two years ago -- >> yes? >> seth: my son, ashe, was born. we had to -- >> tha
>> seth: who? >> billy zane. >> seth: billy zane? seth: wow. [ light laughter ] so this is -- and when you -- when you were making -- when you were directing "titanic," did you just think, "wow, we got an oscar winner on our hands here?" >> i knew we had something. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> i knew we had something. and the only thing i was concerned about was the ending. >> seth: oh, yeah? >> i felt like everyone is going...
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so -- >> seth: there you go. >> there you have it. >> seth: well, now it's out there. >> yeah. >> sethnew about it, because i talked to this woman in north dakota -- [ laughter ] i sent her -- just before i interview someone -- >> sent a picture of me. >> seth: i sent her a picture of you. >> that's so good. [ laughter ] she's like, "i don't know about the dog, but edie is doing a play. [ laughter ] that much i know." >> seth: thank you so much for being back. >> so happy to be here. >> seth: it's always such a pleasure to have you here. [ cheers and applause ] edie falco, everybody! "outside in" is available in select theaters and on digital platforms nationwide right now. we'll be right back with jason clarke. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you are many different things in one amazing package. and t.j.maxx lets you express every one. shop online, or take it home today. you'll always save on something for every you. maxx you. maxx life. t.j.maxx. uh-huh. nobody drinks, 'till this guy sweats. degree advanced protection works up to 100°. but be careful, it won't let you down. ♪ ♪ it's softer
so -- >> seth: there you go. >> there you have it. >> seth: well, now it's out there. >> yeah. >> sethnew about it, because i talked to this woman in north dakota -- [ laughter ] i sent her -- just before i interview someone -- >> sent a picture of me. >> seth: i sent her a picture of you. >> that's so good. [ laughter ] she's like, "i don't know about the dog, but edie is doing a play. [ laughter ] that much i know." >> seth:...
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meyers. >> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is late night. how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] lovely to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump said today that nobody's been tougher to russia than donald trump, and vladimir putin said, it's true, he's been a terrible employee. [ laughter ] never come to work, always golfing. that's right. he said, quote, "nobody's been tougher to russia than donald trump." okay, i'm starting to think he doesn't speak in the third person. he just has no idea who donald trump is. [ laughter ] that has-been from the '80s who bankrupted all of those businesses? oh, yeah. he's awful. [ laughter ] president trump this morning on twitter nicknamed former president obama for the first time, and called him cheatin' obama. cheatin' obama? that's a pretty lame nickname. you know what's a cool nickname? stormy. [ cheers and applause ] president trump's legal team has asked a federal judge to force arbitration over his alleged hush agreement with adu
meyers. >> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is late night. how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] lovely to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump said today that nobody's been tougher to russia than donald trump, and vladimir putin said, it's true, he's been a terrible employee. [ laughter ] never come to work, always golfing. that's right. he said, quote, "nobody's been tougher to russia than donald trump." okay, i'm starting to think...
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so -- >> seth: there you go. >> there you have it. >> seth: well, now it's out there. >> yeah. >> seth[ cheers and applause ] i actually already knew about it, because i talked to this woman in north dakota -- [ laughter ] i sent her -- just before i interview someone -- >> sent a picture of me. >> seth: i sent her a picture of you. >> that's so good. [ laughter ] she's like, "i don't know about the dog, but edie is doing a play. [ laughter ] that much i know." >> seth: thank you so much for being back. >> so happy to be here. >> seth: it's always such a pleasure to have you here. [ cheers and applause ] edie falco, everybody! "outside in" is available in select theaters and on digital platforms nationwide right now. we'll be right back with jason clarke. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this disinfectant spray says i have to rinse off the disinfectant after i've disinfected? yeah, i'm not gonna do that. seventh generation's disinfectant spray. it kills 99.99% of bacteria, and there's no rinse required. time to come clean with seventh generation. #comeclean ♪ i'♪ watch me go. ker. ♪ ♪ i'm a b
so -- >> seth: there you go. >> there you have it. >> seth: well, now it's out there. >> yeah. >> seth[ cheers and applause ] i actually already knew about it, because i talked to this woman in north dakota -- [ laughter ] i sent her -- just before i interview someone -- >> sent a picture of me. >> seth: i sent her a picture of you. >> that's so good. [ laughter ] she's like, "i don't know about the dog, but edie is doing a play. [ laughter ]...
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>> seth: yeah. kind of overused. and they just decided to put a little -- cute little chicken. >> seth: yeah, cause teens -- they say that teens -- chickens often poll as the cutest animal among teens. [ laughter ] but this is about three -- we saw you, john cena, and ike barinholtz are parents of three girls. >> yes. >> seth: who have a prom pact. >> mm-hmm. a prom pact. >> seth: yeah. >> to lose their virginity. >> seth: yeah. >> and, yes, and so we -- the parents find out about this and we do everything we can to stop that. because we think it's a bad idea. >> seth: did you -- did this bring back any personal memories of your prom? >> you know, it's so weird because the kids today, you know people say like, "oh, kids today -- they're so, like, you know, fast," and i think it's the opposite. i think that, you know, they're, like, so sweet. and they do mostly just talk on the phone or facetime or whatever. and back in my day, we, like, got together. >> seth: yeah. >> and, you know -- >> seth: yeah.
>> seth: yeah. kind of overused. and they just decided to put a little -- cute little chicken. >> seth: yeah, cause teens -- they say that teens -- chickens often poll as the cutest animal among teens. [ laughter ] but this is about three -- we saw you, john cena, and ike barinholtz are parents of three girls. >> yes. >> seth: who have a prom pact. >> mm-hmm. a prom pact. >> seth: yeah. >> to lose their virginity. >> seth: yeah. >> and, yes,...
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meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. russian president vladimir putin was elected yesterday to his fourth term in office. putin handedly beat his closest rival, a poisoned corpse. [ light laughter ] after president trump attacked special counsel robert mueller in the russia investigation on twitter, republican representative trey gowdy said, "when you are innocent, act like it." said trump "i'll keep that in mind if i'm ever innocent." [ laughter and applause ] "it's a good plan. no what needed as of yet." a spokesperson for house speaker paul ryan said yesterday that special counsel robert mueller should be able to do his job. what a brave stance from the spokesperson for the speaker of the house. [ light laughter ] why does a speaker have a spokesperson? you're the speaker. that's like someone from geico saying the lizard believes he can save you 15% on car insurance. [ laughter ] i want to
meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. russian president vladimir putin was elected yesterday to his fourth term in office. putin handedly beat his closest rival, a poisoned corpse. [ light laughter ] after president trump attacked special counsel robert mueller in the russia investigation on twitter, republican representative trey gowdy...
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. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.his is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. today was the first day of spring. psych! [ laughter ] president trump said today that he and vladimir putin will probably get together in the not too distant future to discuss the arms race. oh, sorry, i misread that. it's to race into each other's arms. [ laughter ] when asked today if the russian election was free and fair, white house press secretary sarah huckabee sanders said, quote, "we're focused on our elections. we don't get to dictate how other countries operate." "ha, ha! good one," said iraq. [ laughter ] according to cnn, president trump's lawyers sat down with members of special counsel robert mueller's team last week to discuss the topics investigators could cover with trump. and so far, it's a pretty short list. [ laughter ] president trump today met with the crown prince of saudi arabia at the white house. the prince asked for trump's hel
. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.his is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. today was the first day of spring. psych! [ laughter ] president trump said today that he and vladimir putin will probably get together in the not too distant future to discuss the arms race. oh, sorry, i misread that. it's to race into each other's arms. [ laughter ] when asked today if the russian election...
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i probably did it, yeah. >> seth: "west side story?" >> i was action. >> seth: wow.how's the work of doing a play compared to doing a movie? >> compared to doing a movie, i mean, well -- you know, a lot of movies, you don't always get rehearsal time. sometimes you -- you, you know, shake an actor's hand and you're doing a scene with him. so with a play there's a lot more rehearsal time, a lot more prep. it's -- i don't know. it's a lot nicer. that's why i wanted to do it. just to kind of feel a different way in to what i do. >> seth: is it exhausting? >> it is. i mean, everyone that i talked to, a lot of my actor buddies were like, "ah you got your whole days free, it's only two hours at the theater." but it's two hours. it's such a focused two hours. you leave the theater and you're spent. you just want to go back to bed. >> seth: i want to ask about your mustache. [ laughter ] >> i'm surprised you got a couple of questions. >> seth: i know. why do i make you think it's the only reason i wanted you here? >> i have a mustache. let's just get it out there. >> seth: we
i probably did it, yeah. >> seth: "west side story?" >> i was action. >> seth: wow.how's the work of doing a play compared to doing a movie? >> compared to doing a movie, i mean, well -- you know, a lot of movies, you don't always get rehearsal time. sometimes you -- you, you know, shake an actor's hand and you're doing a scene with him. so with a play there's a lot more rehearsal time, a lot more prep. it's -- i don't know. it's a lot nicer. that's why i...
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members of like the opposite sex. >> seth: uh-huh. >> and we like to read. >> seth: yeah.l career. the first -- first screenplay you guys wrote together was "rounders." so that's '96, when's "rounders?" [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, yep. >> seth: fantastic film. is it -- you had the -- which one of you had the idea, based on a poker game? >> well, all i know is i was sound asleep at 3:00 a.m. one night, my phone rings, i pick it up. it's him, he says, "dave, i just lost $750 and it was amazing. you got to come see this place, underground poker room." i said, "sounds great, let's do it." >> yeah and we -- we started going to this. i mean, i was playing a lot of poker back then. >> seth: uh-huh. [ laughter ] >> and -- >> a lot. >> seth: you don't say it like a guy who won a lot of poker back -- [ laughter ] >> but, i mean, i'm sitting here. >> seth: yeah, that's true. yeah, yeah, it worked out. >> you know, it worked out. >> he didn't meet his son until the kid was two years old. [ laughter ] >> no, but we would go and play all the time and we would get these guys into co
members of like the opposite sex. >> seth: uh-huh. >> and we like to read. >> seth: yeah.l career. the first -- first screenplay you guys wrote together was "rounders." so that's '96, when's "rounders?" [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, yep. >> seth: fantastic film. is it -- you had the -- which one of you had the idea, based on a poker game? >> well, all i know is i was sound asleep at 3:00 a.m. one night, my phone rings, i pick it up....
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>> seth: which one? >> the one. the one and only. >> seth: which was the one?this one. i know, we had a lot of good ones. but he's a great guy. >> no, this is -- gosh, we can't do this anymore. but we were at the "snl" after-party with you, horatio, lorne and david wells. and it's probably 5:30 in the morning. >> seth: yeah. >> and i'm -- i go, "i've got to go home, man. i'm just exhausted, man." we had a few drinks. [ laughter ] 5:30 in the morning. [ laughter ] or lorne left at like 4:00 or something like that but then and we stayed until 5:30, i want to say 5:00. and i left and went home. woke up the next day around 1:30 in the afternoon, i turn on the tv and it's the yankees game and david wells is pitching. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> so i go, "it's got to be one of those classic things." >> seth: yes, classic. >> yes, classic, where they replay the game. i go, "that's pretty funny 'cause i was just with him." and it's not, it's a real game. >> seth: yeah. >> so i called horatio. i go, "dude --" and i wake him up at 2:00 in the afternoon. >> seth: yeah.
>> seth: which one? >> the one. the one and only. >> seth: which was the one?this one. i know, we had a lot of good ones. but he's a great guy. >> no, this is -- gosh, we can't do this anymore. but we were at the "snl" after-party with you, horatio, lorne and david wells. and it's probably 5:30 in the morning. >> seth: yeah. >> and i'm -- i go, "i've got to go home, man. i'm just exhausted, man." we had a few drinks. [ laughter ] 5:30 in...
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>> seth: good evening.eth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. former white house communications director anthony scaramucci today called for chief of staff john kelly to resign saying, "he's lost the locker room." not only that, but i think his star player might have a concussion. [ light laughter ] according to politico, senior white house adviser jared kushner lost his top secret security clearance on friday, because as it turns out, you have to be 18! [ laughter and applause ] you've got to be 18-years-old. president trump today endorsed senator ted cruz for re-election ahead of next week's republican primary in texas -- [ audience boos ] and when he heard that, ted cruz smiled so big, eight babies started crying. [ laughter and applause ] an msnbc host said this morning that first lady melania trump and ivanka trump have been given fake jobs at the white house. but melania says it's no probl
>> seth: good evening.eth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. former white house communications director anthony scaramucci today called for chief of staff john kelly to resign saying, "he's lost the locker room." not only that, but i think his star player might have a concussion. [ light laughter ] according to politico, senior white house adviser jared...
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. >> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. according to "the washington post," president trump congratulated vladimir putin on his re-election yesterday, despite being given briefing materials prior to the call that stated specifically in all caps, "do not congratulate." [ light laughter ] trump then sat down to a delicious lunch of silica gel packets. [ laughter ] [ applause ] "yeah? yeah, no, i read them. [ cheers and applause ] silica gel." that's right, trump was given briefing materials stating specifically in all caps, "do not congratulate." but his aides said they were not sure he read the notes. oh, i can promise you he didn't read the notes. [ laughter and applause ] he also didn't read the bible. he didn't read the constitution. he didn't read the sign that says, "no carts on the green." [ laughter ] he probably doesn't even know what it says on his own hat. and it
. >> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. according to "the washington post," president trump congratulated vladimir putin on his re-election yesterday, despite being given briefing materials prior to the call that stated specifically in all caps, "do not congratulate." [ light laughter ] trump then sat down to a delicious...
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meyers. >> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] it's good to hear that. in that case, let's get to the news. according to the "associated press," "the national enquirer" paid $30,000 to a former doorman to suppress a story about a possible illegitimate child president trump may have fathered. even crazier, this is the doorman. [ laughter ] house speaker paul ryan said yesterday that he doesn't plan on running for president after he retires from congress next year. ryan will instead return to the haunted sears catalog that spawned him. [ laughter and applause ] according to the "washington post", white house staffers are worried that president trump could go on a firing spree in order to stop the russia investigation. and, quote, "a guy leaning on a mop over at the justice department may be the guy who ends up firing mueller." said a guy -- said a guy leaning on a mop at the justice department, "you really mean it?" [ laughter ] [ applause ] "
meyers. >> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] it's good to hear that. in that case, let's get to the news. according to the "associated press," "the national enquirer" paid $30,000 to a former doorman to suppress a story about a possible illegitimate child president trump may have fathered. even crazier, this is the doorman. [ laughter ] house speaker paul ryan said yesterday that he...
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>> seth: no, i couldn't.l one. >> seth: no, i feel like if i tell one of these i'm going to get in trouble. >> oh, just do it! >> seth: okay, okay, i trust you guys. >> okay, yeah. >> seth: a new study has found that the average mom gets one hour and seven minutes of time to herself every day. and she uses it to complain. >> how dare you! >> she just had your baby! >> seth: you told me it would be okay! >> i'm shocked. i'm shocked. >> in a lobby. >> seth: you lied to me! >> a bad man. >> seth: black women and lesbians are liars! [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: we'll be right back with this one, tiffany haddish! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ when i'm gone when i'm gone ♪ ♪ you're gonna miss me when i'm gone ♪ ♪ you're gonna miss me when i'm gone ♪ ♪ gone gone gone when i'm gone ♪ ♪ [click] ♪ [silence] [click] ♪hello ♪hello ♪hello ♪hello ♪hello ♪hello ♪hello ♪hello ♪hello ♪hello ♪hello ♪hello ♪hello ♪hello ♪hello hi. sweat. water break. uh-huh. nobody drinks, 'till this guy sweats. gotta see some
>> seth: no, i couldn't.l one. >> seth: no, i feel like if i tell one of these i'm going to get in trouble. >> oh, just do it! >> seth: okay, okay, i trust you guys. >> okay, yeah. >> seth: a new study has found that the average mom gets one hour and seven minutes of time to herself every day. and she uses it to complain. >> how dare you! >> she just had your baby! >> seth: you told me it would be okay! >> i'm shocked. i'm shocked....
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>> seth: no, i couldn't.n't. >> come on, tell one. >> seth: no, i feel like if i tell one of these i'm going to get in trouble. >> oh, just do it! >> seth: okay, okay, i trust you guys. >> okay, yeah. >> seth: a new study has found that the average mom gets one hour and seven minutes of time to herself every day. and she uses it to complain. >> how dare you! >> she just had your baby! >> seth: you told me it would be okay! >> i'm shocked. i'm shocked. >> in a lobby. >> seth: you lied to me! >> a bad man. >> seth: black women and lesbians are liars! [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: we'll be right back with this one, tiffany haddish! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ crispyyy ♪ saucy crispy ♪ saucy saucy crispy saucy crispy. (avo) get an entree like chicken crispers, plus starter and coca-cola, for just ten bucks. ♪ chili's is back, baby, back, baby, back ♪ the kangaroo's pouch provides comfort and security for the little ones inside. possibly the inspiration behind hanes comfort flex fit with a breath
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>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.his is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. before taking questions from reporters today, president trump brushed dandruff off of french president emmanuel macron's shoulder, and said, "we have to make him perfect." [ light laughter ] then macron returned the favor by putting a bag over trump's head. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] before taking questions from reporters today, president trump said that his great relationship with french president emanuel macron was not fake news. but added that his fake relationship with melania is not great news. [ laughter and applause ] president trump and first lady melania hosted their first official state dinner tonight at the white house. said melania, "which fork do i use to kill myself?" [ laughter ] [ applause ] the senate today postponed the confirmation hearing for president trump's nominee to lead the department of veterans affairs, dr. ronny jack
>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.his is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. before taking questions from reporters today, president trump brushed dandruff off of french president emmanuel macron's shoulder, and said, "we have to make him perfect." [ light laughter ] then macron returned the favor by putting a bag over trump's head. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] before...
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. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening.'m seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. according to the "washington post," special counsel robert mueller informed president trump's attorneys last month that he is continuing to investigate trump, but does not consider him a criminal target at this point. of course that could change if trump slips up and makes 50 more mistakes. [ light laughter ] according to the "washington post", advisors are concerned the special counsel robert mueller told president trump's lawyers he is only a subject of the russia investigation to bait trump into an interview that could put him
. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening.'m seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. according to the "washington post," special counsel robert mueller informed president trump's attorneys last month that he is continuing to investigate trump, but does not consider him a criminal target at this point. of course...
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seth masters is with us.en a buildup to liquefy shareholders, but the build, is the vector still going up, even with tax cuts? seth: basically, it gives apple optionality. the key challenges to negotiate the process of maturation of their business and becoming more of a hardware company. tom: you are out there looking for newbies. a seth masters' angel company cannot move the needle tim cook. is he boxed into only looking at twitter and upsize companies? i'm trying to make news talking about twitter. seth: i have no idea where apple is a. tom: you don't know what he will do with twitter? seth: no. couple has to do both.i think they're always -- apple has to do both. i think they're always trying to bring in house with talents, and when they look at bigger deals, it is transformation infrastructure we. -- it is infrastructural transformation. guy: thank you, seth masters. he will stick with us. let's talk about how european markets are faring before the u.s. open. this is the picture at the moment. we are look
seth masters is with us.en a buildup to liquefy shareholders, but the build, is the vector still going up, even with tax cuts? seth: basically, it gives apple optionality. the key challenges to negotiate the process of maturation of their business and becoming more of a hardware company. tom: you are out there looking for newbies. a seth masters' angel company cannot move the needle tim cook. is he boxed into only looking at twitter and upsize companies? i'm trying to make news talking about...
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: hey, and don't forget to stay tuned for "late night" with me, seth meyers. >> jimmy: let's go. >> sethe ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> this is -- please! enough! oh, my goodness! oh! oh! this is great! this is just what i thought it would be like! >> seth: yeah. >> this is it! i'm back home! i'm back home! hi, wally. good to see you, bud, oh, i'm here. i'm so happy to beere! i'm back! oh, this is great! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back. >> so do i just -- do i go to the desk now? >> seth: no, no, you -- you have to go to your dressing room until the interview. [ laughter ] >> that's right. of course. >> seth: yeah, yeah. >> yes, sorry. roll the opening, roll the opening. all right. i'll see you then. [ cheers and applause ]
: hey, and don't forget to stay tuned for "late night" with me, seth meyers. >> jimmy: let's go. >> sethe ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> this is -- please! enough! oh, my goodness! oh! oh! this is great! this is just what i thought it would be like! >> seth: yeah. >> this is it! i'm back home! i'm back home! hi, wally. good to see you, bud, oh, i'm here. i'm so happy to beere! i'm back!...
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this is seth's first attempts at the mid-4 humidity. seth is an incredibly good driver.s is video put out by red bull. here's the issue. seth is racing. however he can't even get his driver's license yet. okay. 15 a sophomore in high school near the zbag i san diego area. so he's a pup. >> i want to hear that. >> this is a big miss me. there is a classic. >> you really don't need a license, right? he's not on the road. so ba da bing ba da boom. >> seth started like 80 other drivers, in total about 160 suvs in the class, in all, at the end of this race. >> we were waiting for a finish. >> second place in the class. >> that's incredible. >> congratulations to seth on that second place finish, finishing the mid-400s is an accomplishment. a team's plan to prank zero dads starts with -- >> the boyfriend is down on one knee holding a ring. >> what happens when she pulls it off a little if you live in a tiny area, you can feel like you have it. >> want to see one way to break a pan? to kill a father's soul? his daughter is being proposed to in this jukeing video. the boyfriend
this is seth's first attempts at the mid-4 humidity. seth is an incredibly good driver.s is video put out by red bull. here's the issue. seth is racing. however he can't even get his driver's license yet. okay. 15 a sophomore in high school near the zbag i san diego area. so he's a pup. >> i want to hear that. >> this is a big miss me. there is a classic. >> you really don't need a license, right? he's not on the road. so ba da bing ba da boom. >> seth started like 80...
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what does that even mean, seth? would that be donald trump and michael cohen and these other lawyers sitting around in new york looking ougat old emai? >> these are associates and more junior attorneys doing the initial scrub, getting rid of the chafe and all the emails that are noncontroversial and when you get down to the ones that, you know, are damaging or, you know, have some questions as to the privilege, someone's going to need to compile what we call in our world key documents, walk them over to the president and present them to him and walk through how these documents are privileged or not privileged, and if there's evidence of a crime in some of those emails -- >> i don't want to put too fine a point on it, but i'm not sure in this instance the client would be the final word on the legal privilege? >> he clearly would not. ultimately that would be up to the special master and the judge but his lawyers are going to need to put a claim in front of that master or the judge or it's for naught. what was the leg
what does that even mean, seth? would that be donald trump and michael cohen and these other lawyers sitting around in new york looking ougat old emai? >> these are associates and more junior attorneys doing the initial scrub, getting rid of the chafe and all the emails that are noncontroversial and when you get down to the ones that, you know, are damaging or, you know, have some questions as to the privilege, someone's going to need to compile what we call in our world key documents,...
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. >> green stefani's new announcement and seth meyers' emergency. >> taylor swift's brother take on hollywood. >> our roseanne exclusive. >> it was shocking. >> we are with elton john before the tribute. >> gaga,miley, sheeran. >> what's it like sitting in the audience watching other people sing your songs? >> it's horrible. >> this is "entertainment tonight." >>> it's been nearly a year since the birth of their twins but we are finally, finally getting a glimpse into the private life of the clooneys. >> i never thought amal would be this candid. she takes us inside the house with george and the twins. inside george and amal's life now? the couple facetimes when they're apart. she calls him "my love." and he calls their twins quote "the knuckleheads." ella and alexander's first word? well, george made sure it was mama, although now they're also saying dada. helping the working parents raise the two are a nanny, a chef, an assistant, a large staff, and two bodyguards. but family bonding time is between 6:00 and 8:00 a.m. in bed. no phone calls allowed. >> she is sort of this remarkable human b
. >> green stefani's new announcement and seth meyers' emergency. >> taylor swift's brother take on hollywood. >> our roseanne exclusive. >> it was shocking. >> we are with elton john before the tribute. >> gaga,miley, sheeran. >> what's it like sitting in the audience watching other people sing your songs? >> it's horrible. >> this is "entertainment tonight." >>> it's been nearly a year since the birth of their twins but...
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thanks for staying with us, i'm sure you heard seth. said, saying that in a sense this attack was a form of self defence. —— on to somethingjim was a form of self defence. —— on to something jim matias said. would you agree with that? they want to deter future use of chemical weapons, that is the real goal, that's why the chemical weapons programme was targeted but what's interesting about the strikes today is the russian factor, mentioned earlier. clearly the targets were chosen because they were part of the chemical weapons programme so i presume that means there was less likelihood of russian advisers or zero schumer officers being at that location. we heard on the pentagon briefing that the us notified russia through its the complexion channel, and ongoing 24/7 communications channel, that in fact the us would be operating in syria —— de—confliction channel. at that same breeding there was an pre— notification of targets but the risk of escalation with russia was one of the key factors. it's very interesting how this has been carrie
thanks for staying with us, i'm sure you heard seth. said, saying that in a sense this attack was a form of self defence. —— on to somethingjim was a form of self defence. —— on to something jim matias said. would you agree with that? they want to deter future use of chemical weapons, that is the real goal, that's why the chemical weapons programme was targeted but what's interesting about the strikes today is the russian factor, mentioned earlier. clearly the targets were chosen...
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>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. him perfect." [ light laughter ]
>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. him perfect." [ light laughter ]
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seth rogen! "hilarity for charity" premieres tomorrow on netflix.heatres tomorrow. we'll be right back ...looking at getting an amazing iphone 8?i was just... they have an all glass design, advanced cameras, a11 bionic chip. uh.. i'm going to... yeah, now you're going to give your second phone to your new friend. wow, paul! (vo) now, get one iphone 8 for people with hearing loss, and give a second one on us. visit sprintrelay.com. nongenemodi... nongen... oh, triscuit! is non-genetically modified. nongenemodiscuit. triscuit is non-gmo project verified. triscuit. make 'scuit happen. i am also not genetically-modified. of being there for my son's winning shot. that was it for me. that's why i'm quitting with nicorette. only nicorette mini has a patented fast dissolving formula. it starts to relieve sudden cravings fast. every great why needs a great how. test. ourbut you can choosee with a "youyour premium finish."mily, you were right, the black slate matte finish really goes with everything. i pulled some stuff for the dining room. jimmy, uh-uh that'
seth rogen! "hilarity for charity" premieres tomorrow on netflix.heatres tomorrow. we'll be right back ...looking at getting an amazing iphone 8?i was just... they have an all glass design, advanced cameras, a11 bionic chip. uh.. i'm going to... yeah, now you're going to give your second phone to your new friend. wow, paul! (vo) now, get one iphone 8 for people with hearing loss, and give a second one on us. visit sprintrelay.com. nongenemodi... nongen... oh, triscuit! is...
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the 8g band with gil sharone. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth:day raided the office of president trump's personal attorney michael cohen and took rec r
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elaine. >> seth doane in damascus. seth, thanks.ted nations ambassador nikki haley discussed the street on syria with margaret brennan on face the nation. >> the white house said there have been reports since april of last year, 30 continued chemical weapons attack in syria some involving sarin. why did this particular attack last week warrant military action but the others didn't? >> will i think obviously this was cumulative. he, assad had been using chemical weapons multiple times. more so this was about the security council resolutions. we had, up until this point, had six different resolutions that would have dealt with investigative mechanisms for chemical weapons. and russia vetoed all of them. and so we felt like we had gone through every diplomatic measure of talking we could. and it was time for action. i think one thing we hope assad got the message on is the international community will not allow chemical weapons to come back into our everyday life. and the fact that he was making this more normal and russia was covering
elaine. >> seth doane in damascus. seth, thanks.ted nations ambassador nikki haley discussed the street on syria with margaret brennan on face the nation. >> the white house said there have been reports since april of last year, 30 continued chemical weapons attack in syria some involving sarin. why did this particular attack last week warrant military action but the others didn't? >> will i think obviously this was cumulative. he, assad had been using chemical weapons...
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seth doane is the only u.s. network journalist inside syria.reporter: russian soldiers, syria's strongest battlefield allies, congratulated themselves today on their continued wins against the rebels in douma. rit syria admitted it still does not control the site of saturday's alleged chemical attack, which poses a big problem for chemical weapons inspectors who are supposed to begin their work tomorrow. syria's deputy foreign minister, ayman sousan, told us his government will do whatever it can to help. can you guarantee that they can get to the site if the syrian army isn't in full control of douma? "the russians are in close communication with some of the rebel groups," he said. but when we asked if investigators would get access d victims' bodies, he denied any attack took place. "we think there are no dead bodies," he said, "because there has not been a chemical attack." just ten miles away in government-controlled damascus, it's a different world. residents shrugged off the possibility of being a target. and at this amusement park, this
seth doane is the only u.s. network journalist inside syria.reporter: russian soldiers, syria's strongest battlefield allies, congratulated themselves today on their continued wins against the rebels in douma. rit syria admitted it still does not control the site of saturday's alleged chemical attack, which poses a big problem for chemical weapons inspectors who are supposed to begin their work tomorrow. syria's deputy foreign minister, ayman sousan, told us his government will do whatever it...
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it's perfect for late night and seth meyers joke.is the real deal right there. >> such a great picture. best laid plans as they say. thanks for waking up with us. i'm phillip mena fill. >> and i'm frances rivera. your news connues onti cholula hot sauce is teaming up with jack in the box for the cholula buttery jack. a little hot sauce there... woah. what's happening? jack i'm trying to film this commercial! oh my gosh, sorry. with delicious cholula hot sauce and crispy jalapenos on a signature bun. the new cholula buttery jack. part of the buttery jack family. made with delicious cholula hot sauce,ack. crispy jalapenos and pepper jack cheese on a signature bun. yep, this is my third one today. the new cholula buttery jack. part of the buttery jack family. only at jack in the box. a chaotic scene in san jose.. a stolen vehicle cr >>> right now at 4:30, breaking news, a chaotic scene in san jose, a stolen vehicle crash turns deadly. we're live at the scene. >>> and we're fast tracking more wet weather for the evening commute. when we
it's perfect for late night and seth meyers joke.is the real deal right there. >> such a great picture. best laid plans as they say. thanks for waking up with us. i'm phillip mena fill. >> and i'm frances rivera. your news connues onti cholula hot sauce is teaming up with jack in the box for the cholula buttery jack. a little hot sauce there... woah. what's happening? jack i'm trying to film this commercial! oh my gosh, sorry. with delicious cholula hot sauce and crispy jalapenos on...
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. >> seth doane is the only u.s. network correspondent in syria, but our coverage will begin this morning with david martin live at the pentagon. david, good morning. >> good morning. this strike came after a week of speculation about what president trump would do after last weekend's chemical attack. it's the second time he has attacked syria for its use of chemical weapons. only this time the u.s. did not fight alone. british jets could be seen taking off from the island of cyprus at the beginning of a raid in which the u.s. and its allies fired more than 120 precision-guided weapons. >> tonight france, the united kingdom, and the united states took decisive action to strike. >> they said it was a one-time shot in retaliation for last weekend's chemical attacks on civilians in the suburbs of damascus. long-range missiles were fired from ships, targets, and aircraft. >> important infrastructure was destroyed which will result in a setback for the syrian regime. they'll lose research of development and data, speciali
. >> seth doane is the only u.s. network correspondent in syria, but our coverage will begin this morning with david martin live at the pentagon. david, good morning. >> good morning. this strike came after a week of speculation about what president trump would do after last weekend's chemical attack. it's the second time he has attacked syria for its use of chemical weapons. only this time the u.s. did not fight alone. british jets could be seen taking off from the island of cyprus...
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meyers. >> seth: good evening.not consider him a criminal target at this point.
meyers. >> seth: good evening.not consider him a criminal target at this point.
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. >>> and seth meyers shares a story of how his second child was born. we'll share that with you in a moment. the eye popping numbers t released o >>> coming up at 6:00, the eye-popping numbers just released on bay area housing prices an how your home could be making more money than you do while you are at work. that is coming up at 6:00. >>> and finally, a real life drama for seth meyers. his wife gave birth in the lobby of the new york city apartment building. no kidding. >> this is how fast it happened. i called 911 and in the course of a minute i said we're about to have a baby, we're having a baby, we had a baby, that is not a comedy sketch. >> and here are photos. they went to go to the car and she said i can't wait, seth, it will have to happen here. firefighters came in to check on mom and babies. he and his wife welcomed new baby boy named axel. that is good. right in the lobby there. >> that will be a birth story forever. >>> all right -- >> that is going to do it for us. lester holt joins us next for "nightly news." >>> breaking news tonight,
. >>> and seth meyers shares a story of how his second child was born. we'll share that with you in a moment. the eye popping numbers t released o >>> coming up at 6:00, the eye-popping numbers just released on bay area housing prices an how your home could be making more money than you do while you are at work. that is coming up at 6:00. >>> and finally, a real life drama for seth meyers. his wife gave birth in the lobby of the new york city apartment building. no...
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meyers. >> seth: good evening.ile standing next to first lady melania, and an easter bunny character. can we go in tight on the easter
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meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody.
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seth, thank you, to you and andy. the president today blasted james comey, the man he fired as db.i. director, tweeting that comey is a liar who committed many crimes. this after comey, plugging his new book on abc, took aim at mr. trump. a he strikes me as a person of above-average intelligence who is tracking conversations and whows what's going on. i don't think he's medically unfit to be president. i think he's morally unfit to be president. >> glor: our justice reporter paula reid joins us with more this. paula, what impact will comey's words have on the special counsel investigation? >> reporter: well, comey's attacks on the president could complicate any future court proceeding or any kind of impeachment debate in congress. for example, in that interview, comey discusses a conversation he had with the president where he was asked to let go of the ongoing investigation into former national security advisor mike flynn. in the interview, comey concludes that he believes that was certainly evidence of obstruction o
seth, thank you, to you and andy. the president today blasted james comey, the man he fired as db.i. director, tweeting that comey is a liar who committed many crimes. this after comey, plugging his new book on abc, took aim at mr. trump. a he strikes me as a person of above-average intelligence who is tracking conversations and whows what's going on. i don't think he's medically unfit to be president. i think he's morally unfit to be president. >> glor: our justice reporter paula reid...
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meyers. >> seth: good evening.n donald trump, and vladimir putin said, it's true, he's been a terrible employee.
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we have reports from david martin at the pentagon and seth tonie in damascus tonight. we begin with david. >> reporter: defense secretary mattis left the white house late this afternoon after briefing the president on options for a military strike against syria. but shortly afterward, the white house said "no final decision has been made." that was a marked change from monday, when a decision seemed imminent. >> we are meeting with our military and everybody else. and we'll be making some major decisions over the next 24 to 48 to s. >> reporter: u.s. intelligence estimates 42 people died in the suspected chemical attack, most of them showing symptoms consistent with chlorine gas, some looking more like a nerve agent. the president of france said flatly, "we have proof that last week, chemical weapons, at least with chlorine, were used by the regime of bashar al-assad," although he did not say what the proof was. a spokesman for britain's prime minister said her cabinet agreed it was "highly likely" the regime was responsible. but, testifying before congress this mornin
we have reports from david martin at the pentagon and seth tonie in damascus tonight. we begin with david. >> reporter: defense secretary mattis left the white house late this afternoon after briefing the president on options for a military strike against syria. but shortly afterward, the white house said "no final decision has been made." that was a marked change from monday, when a decision seemed imminent. >> we are meeting with our military and everybody else. and...
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late night host seth meyers has a new baby boy and quite a story too.ealth care, we can now simulate the exact anatomy of a patient's brain before surgery. if we can do that, imagine what we can do for seizures. and if we can fix damaged heart valves without open heart surgery, imagine what we can do for an irregular heartbeat, even high blood pressure. if we can use analyze each patient's breast cancer to personalize their treatment, imagine what we can do for the conditions that affect us all. imagine what we can do for you. the wife of nbc late night host seth myers gave birth in the >>> talk about making an entrance. the wife of nbc late night host seth meyers gave birth to their baby in the lobby of their new york city apartment building. >> i called 911 and over the course of a minute conversation, i basically said, we're about to have a baby, we're having a baby, we had a baby. >> did it really happen that fast? firefighters did eventually arrive to take mom and baby axle to the hospital. by the way, this is the couple's second child. you saw the
late night host seth meyers has a new baby boy and quite a story too.ealth care, we can now simulate the exact anatomy of a patient's brain before surgery. if we can do that, imagine what we can do for seizures. and if we can fix damaged heart valves without open heart surgery, imagine what we can do for an irregular heartbeat, even high blood pressure. if we can use analyze each patient's breast cancer to personalize their treatment, imagine what we can do for the conditions that affect us...