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. >> i was at your wedding. >> seth: yeah. >> wasn't at seth's. >> seth: mm-mmm. >> would have loveddidn't make the cut. >> seth: yeah. but you, i did. so, i want to say here and now that i'm closer friends with you than i am seth rogen. screw seth rogen. >> seth: i feel like you need to correct the record on stern next time you go on. that's what i'm going to -- >> well, he'll watch this, and that will serve as the correction. yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: there you go. hey man, congrats on this movie. >> thanks, baby. >> seth: we've talked about it already. it's so wonderful. you wrote it, you directed it, you star in it. >> yes. >> seth: and it is about -- it was inspired by the result of the 2016 election. >> yes, yes. this movie would not have been possible if hillary clinton was president. >> seth: yeah. so, thank you to donald trump. [ light laughter ] >> seth: yup. >> i appreciate it. thank you, sir. >> seth: he created jobs. he gave you -- he gave you a job. >> he created a job. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> he gave me a job. and he did. [ applause ] my imitation -- i i
. >> i was at your wedding. >> seth: yeah. >> wasn't at seth's. >> seth: mm-mmm. >> would have loveddidn't make the cut. >> seth: yeah. but you, i did. so, i want to say here and now that i'm closer friends with you than i am seth rogen. screw seth rogen. >> seth: i feel like you need to correct the record on stern next time you go on. that's what i'm going to -- >> well, he'll watch this, and that will serve as the correction. yeah, yeah. [...
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. >> seth: what? want to tell one? >> seth: oh guys, i really don't think i should. >> oh, come on, just one. >> seth: i feel like if i tell one of these, i'm gonna get in a lot of trouble. >> we want you to do it, seth. >> it's gonna go so well. >> seth: okay. well, you're my friends and i trust you, so i will. >> okay. [ light laughter ] >> seth: former new york city mayor mike blobe amount of money towards female candidates this campaign cycle. female candidates used to run in different cycles, but then they synced up. [ audience ohs ] >> seth! seth, no! >> how dare you? >> seth: okay, wait, wait. you know what? i next o >> all right. [ laughter ] >> seth: a movie about two lesbians was recently screened for seven days so it could qualify for an academy award. no word on which award, but i'm guessing it's not best makeup. [ laughter ] >> how dare you? >> seth: you told me it would be okay! >> you should be ashamed of yourself. >> that was a very bad idea! >> seth: black women and lesbians are liars
. >> seth: what? want to tell one? >> seth: oh guys, i really don't think i should. >> oh, come on, just one. >> seth: i feel like if i tell one of these, i'm gonna get in a lot of trouble. >> we want you to do it, seth. >> it's gonna go so well. >> seth: okay. well, you're my friends and i trust you, so i will. >> okay. [ light laughter ] >> seth: former new york city mayor mike blobe amount of money towards female candidates this campaign...
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lauger ] >> oh, seth. >> seth: oth wendy.e. it's always such a pleasure. [ cheers and applause ] wendy williams, everybody. "the wendy williams show" airs weekdays. check your local listings. we'll be right back with chris gethard, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ all right, i'm here to unbox the powerful new google pixel 3. and i'm at verizon, the network chosen by google. ooh, this is it! how's the camera? oh, it's not just a camera.is as the power of google lens behind it. what's that do? you seet lets you search wha america's most reliable network. so, i just found out who makes those special edition sneakers and where i can find them. dude, there's no way you can find these. (chuckles) i beg to differ. (vo) now buy t e google pixel 3 and e on us. the phone you want, the unlimited plan you need. d on the network yerve. now buy t e google pixel 3 and e on us. go. take off to the big city. find fortune... romance... ...find freedom, just one touch away. because the sky has no limit. ♪ during jeep adventure days get 0% ap
lauger ] >> oh, seth. >> seth: oth wendy.e. it's always such a pleasure. [ cheers and applause ] wendy williams, everybody. "the wendy williams show" airs weekdays. check your local listings. we'll be right back with chris gethard, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ all right, i'm here to unbox the powerful new google pixel 3. and i'm at verizon, the network chosen by google. ooh, this is it! how's the camera? oh, it's not just a camera.is as the power of google lens...
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meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? that is wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump last night held his fourth solo news conference since taking office. and i don't want to say it made him look bad, but when the russians saw it, they threw the pee tape in the garbage. [ light laughter ] "guess we don't need this anymore." president trump today postponed his planned meeting with deputy attorney general rod rosenstein, so as not to conflict with the senate hearing on the sexual assault allegations against supreme court nominee brett kavanaugh. and when trump cancels a meeting to watch tv, you know what that means -- it's a weekday. [ laughter ] after donald trump jr. criticized the sexual assault allegations against supreme court nominee brett kavanaugh yesterday, lawyer michael avenatti said he should, quote, "leave this to the adults and go back to playing." responded don jr., "you're lucky this gate is here, buddy."nd al] google's ceo will
meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? that is wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump last night held his fourth solo news conference since taking office. and i don't want to say it made him look bad, but when the russians saw it, they threw the pee tape in the garbage. [ light laughter ] "guess we don't need this anymore." president trump today postponed his planned meeting with...
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seth: good evening.eth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. after world leaders at the u.n. laughed at president trump for claiming he has accomplished more than any president in history, trump said last night that the line was meant to get some laughter. [ laughter ] oh, well, then it's kind of weird that you said this right after. >> didn't expect that reaction, but that's okay. [ laughter ] >> seth: man, you are -- you're a very bad liar. i would love to play poker with you. "i'll raise you $100, and i'm bluffing." [ laughter ] a third woman came forward to accuse supreme court nominee brett kavanaugh of sexual assault this week, and bill cosby was sentenced to -- oh, wait. sorry, excuse me. i'm hearing the news is too depressing, so we're cutting live to this video of baby pandas going down a slide. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: that's better. try to -- try to save that image in your bra
seth: good evening.eth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. after world leaders at the u.n. laughed at president trump for claiming he has accomplished more than any president in history, trump said last night that the line was meant to get some laughter. [ laughter ] oh, well, then it's kind of weird that you said this right after. >> didn't expect that reaction, but...
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] eth-o. >> seth: don't call me that. >> seth-rest?you take out that middle dash ♪ >> seth: take out the middle dash? so the letter "s"? >> yes! [ light laughter ] >> seth: oh, my god. >> yes, you got it. oh, this is fun. [ light ughter ] ♪ next up is the easiest one yet it's a group of numbersge you'll never f♪ ♪ 84500341 and 5. >> seth: why would that be easy to remember? >> it's my social security [ laughter ] >> seth: well barry, that's not good. now you could have your identity >> i'm not worried. i know who i am. [ laughter ]ck o the song. ♪ next up is the number 8 you know what that means dance break ♪ [ cheers and applause ] big finish! ♪ doggie doggie doggie dogdoe ie doggie bark ♪ [ laughter ] >> set why do i need a dance break to remember my password? >> because it's fun!s >> seth: it fun. >> yes, it is. ♪ 2-2-2-2-2 and a u and a u-u-u-u-u and a shoe ♪ >> seth: a shoe? >> god bless you. [ laughter ] ♪ and that's how youme er your password ♪ >> seth: yeah, but now -- [ cheers and applause ] wow everyone knows my password. >>
] eth-o. >> seth: don't call me that. >> seth-rest?you take out that middle dash ♪ >> seth: take out the middle dash? so the letter "s"? >> yes! [ light laughter ] >> seth: oh, my god. >> yes, you got it. oh, this is fun. [ light ughter ] ♪ next up is the easiest one yet it's a group of numbersge you'll never f♪ ♪ 84500341 and 5. >> seth: why would that be easy to remember? >> it's my social security [ laughter ] >> seth:...
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yeah. >> seth: your husband is an acto >> he is. >> seth: he was in "the crown." >> yes. >> seth: first> eth: do you feel, like f all british actors -- like dame commander's one thing. obviously, that's a great accomplishment.ou but thatlso have to be in shows about the royal family? like that's the true thing to aim for? >> i did play the queen once, actual, but not well. >> seth: you did play the queen. >> not well. [ laughter ] it was about that moment. dokeou remember that bloke b in to buckingham palace -- >> seth: yes. >> and sat on bee edge of her and told her him her life story? >> seth: yes. >> his life story at that. it was that. but i mean, i watched it and i thought, i don't think -- i think other people have done it better i mean, everyone's in "the crown." >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> everyone. 's -- and i wasn't asked to be in it. [ light laughter ] and i feel a bit twisted about it. but you know, look, i'll have my revenge in some way. [ laughter ]nk >> seth: i te're all looking forward to that. >> absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: we're all looking forward
yeah. >> seth: your husband is an acto >> he is. >> seth: he was in "the crown." >> yes. >> seth: first> eth: do you feel, like f all british actors -- like dame commander's one thing. obviously, that's a great accomplishment.ou but thatlso have to be in shows about the royal family? like that's the true thing to aim for? >> i did play the queen once, actual, but not well. >> seth: you did play the queen. >> not well. [ laughter ] it...
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] >> seth: for someone else -- >> with that prom night. >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. >> seth: we were talking 3 years old. >> yes, she is. >> seth: obviously -- did she grow up in here or did she grow up in england? >> here -- no, wait a minute, where am i? >> seth: you're in new york. >> i'm in new york. >> seth: yeah. >> thank you. [ laughter ] no, in london. >> seth: in london, okay, good. >> yes, in london. >> seth: so she -- despite this, she had a reaction, an emotional reaction to the election. >> she did. so she's never slept very well. >> seth: uh-huh. >> and she was about 18 months old on the night of the election and it was the first time that she slept through. but i being the mother woke up at 5:00 a.m. going, "oh my gosh, she's dead, she's dead!" and i run upstairs and she's absolutely fine, she's completely asleep. i go back to bed. my husband is then sitting up in bed having checked the news and trump has won and he says, "trump has won." and i go, "oh!" and we're then very awake. and so we watching the news and my daughter doesn't wake up until 8:00 a.m. which is about when h
] >> seth: for someone else -- >> with that prom night. >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. >> seth: we were talking 3 years old. >> yes, she is. >> seth: obviously -- did she grow up in here or did she grow up in england? >> here -- no, wait a minute, where am i? >> seth: you're in new york. >> i'm in new york. >> seth: yeah. >> thank you. [ laughter ] no, in london. >> seth: in london, okay, good. >> yes, in london....
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>> seth: i do., now i won't tell you, because i don't want you to feel bad. >> so nice. [ laughter ] >> seth: do you have any onset rituals when you do your films? is there anything you do to get yourself ready? >> yeah. um, i get um -- this is kind of weird. i, like, will have something like a lotion or a perfume or something that smells nice. and you know scent is tied to memory. so i'll just use it just during that film and then i keep a bottle of it forever. so if i'm ever like, "aw, 'a simple favor was really fun", i'll like pull out that bottle of perfume. it sounds like a real serial killer behavior. >> seth: it does. [ light laughter ] you're like, "would you like to smell my films?" [ laughter ] >> that's exactly how i say it. >> seth: that's great. that, by the way, is like, ten times weirder than you listening to "the cup song." i hope -- next time you're here we're gonna get you a bottle of perfume. so you can remember each time you're on the show. >> do you want to smell seth meyers? >>
>> seth: i do., now i won't tell you, because i don't want you to feel bad. >> so nice. [ laughter ] >> seth: do you have any onset rituals when you do your films? is there anything you do to get yourself ready? >> yeah. um, i get um -- this is kind of weird. i, like, will have something like a lotion or a perfume or something that smells nice. and you know scent is tied to memory. so i'll just use it just during that film and then i keep a bottle of it forever. so if...
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mers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.his is "late night with seth meyers." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is so fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. in her upcoming memoir, adult film star stormy daniels compares president trump's penis to the video game character toad from mario kart. [ laughter ] so, for once i'm going to say let's not take a closer look. [ laughter ] that's a joke about the news. you might be saying how dare you make a joke about a penis looking like a video game character. that's the [ bleep ] news right now. [ laughter ] it's the news! [ cheers and applause ] my head's not in the gutter, it's in the news, which is in the gutter. stormy daniels also claims in her memoir that president trump promised to make her a contestant on "the apprentice." it would have been the first ever case of someone being demoted from porn. [ laughter ] the president of poland visited the white house for the first time today and most likely the last. [ laughter ] "these all fo
mers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.his is "late night with seth meyers." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is so fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. in her upcoming memoir, adult film star stormy daniels compares president trump's penis to the video game character toad from mario kart. [ laughter ] so, for once i'm going to say let's not take a closer look. [ laughter ] that's a joke about the news....
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seth: yeah. >> yeah. >> seth: and adam's hosted before. >> i'm just, like, happy to be there. >> setht's gn,d. five yearsou're happy to be there. >> yeah. 'cause, like, i don't deserve to be there. so, i just -- [ light laughter ] i feel like i'm gettomg away withhing. >> seth: you definitely deserve to be here. what is your -- you know, we're. late in the we we're thursday. so tuesday night is, of course, writing night. what is yourriting night process like? >> well, usually everybody there stays and works really hard. [ laughter ] i come in for two, three hours. and talk to the one writer thatl eal with me. [ light laughter ] and then just -- i'm like, "is that --?" and i leave. >> seth: do you bring something to the table hisrically? do you feel like you have ideas? >> oh, i bring it to the table. but they don't like it. [ laughter ] but, like, i get it. >> seth: you had a lot of sketches that are great. i always am drawn to the stories about etches that were maybe -- did not work perfectly. >> oh, yeah. >> seth: armrestling with the rock. tell me about that one. >> oh, yeah, so i
seth: yeah. >> yeah. >> seth: and adam's hosted before. >> i'm just, like, happy to be there. >> setht's gn,d. five yearsou're happy to be there. >> yeah. 'cause, like, i don't deserve to be there. so, i just -- [ light laughter ] i feel like i'm gettomg away withhing. >> seth: you definitely deserve to be here. what is your -- you know, we're. late in the we we're thursday. so tuesday night is, of course, writing night. what is yourriting night process like?...
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. >> seth: yeah. that i'd know what that was like. >> seth: as you imagine. >> as i imagine -- >> seth: yeah. >> kissing a walahs would be. i mean, it's amazing because he's a very sexy man and he's really not in the film. >> seth: yeah. >> at all in any way. yeah >> seth: and he had to wear fat suits and everything. >> fat suits and we were shooting in 100-degree heat, so he had a cling system where he plugged himself into this little bag, and it looked like a colostomy bag. >> seth: yeah. the whole thing was -- yeah. >> seth: there's, yeah, very little that sounds sexy about any of this. >> absolutely not sexy. no. >> seth: you -- this is a period piece.u' and obviously have done films like this before. and i've heard you say you're actually drawn to ese roles because the female parts of these films tend to be better. n, for me, yes. yeah. no, they have been, you know, i mean, i've desperately tried to do modern day pieces but keep wantinme to play, like, you know, the supportive wife or the support
. >> seth: yeah. that i'd know what that was like. >> seth: as you imagine. >> as i imagine -- >> seth: yeah. >> kissing a walahs would be. i mean, it's amazing because he's a very sexy man and he's really not in the film. >> seth: yeah. >> at all in any way. yeah >> seth: and he had to wear fat suits and everything. >> fat suits and we were shooting in 100-degree heat, so he had a cling system where he plugged himself into this little bag,...
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." >> seth: yeah. >> don't do that. >> seth: yeah.art of an excellent cast. >> yes. >> jimmy: ike barinholtz who also wrote and directed it. tiffany haddish. nora dunn. carrie brownstein. tiffany haddish, i'm also a huge fan of hers. you were a huge fan going in. >> huge fan. like, it was one of the things that you find out she's going to be in it and you're like, "be cool." like, "don't geek out." but i do want her to be my best friend. >> seth: yes. >> so, like, came in hot with that. yeah. >> seth: you think she could tell right away, "oh, you really want to be my friend?" >> i act for a living so i think -- [ light laughter ] i think i did a good job of, like, keeping it together. >> seth: gotcha. >> no, though, we actually became, like, friends and friendly. >> seth: did you do stuff? did you guys ever go out and do things that would be cool to do with tiffany haddish? >> so like, it's funny. so there was, maybe, like, day four, she was like -- i don't know, just like, being cool. and we were being friends. and we were hanging ou
." >> seth: yeah. >> don't do that. >> seth: yeah.art of an excellent cast. >> yes. >> jimmy: ike barinholtz who also wrote and directed it. tiffany haddish. nora dunn. carrie brownstein. tiffany haddish, i'm also a huge fan of hers. you were a huge fan going in. >> huge fan. like, it was one of the things that you find out she's going to be in it and you're like, "be cool." like, "don't geek out." but i do want her to be my best...
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>> seth: think it would be a scene like that. >> right, you think -- >> seth: yeah. >> no. >> seth: yesand i do want to talk about the film. but first, i want congratulate -- you got a star on the hollywood walk of fame. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes, i did. do you stand it? i kind of can't believe it. i saw, you know, burt reynolds today. >> seth: yes. >> wonderful -- >> seth: rest in peace. yeah. >> rest in peace. and i saw him. and i thought, "oh, my gosh. i have a star like he does." >> seth: yeah. >> i mean that's like -- it's still there. it's still there right now while we're talking. >> seth: it's -- yeah. that's not just like -- >> unless they've jackhammered it out. >> seth: i think your safe. >> they do that now. >> seth: they do every now and then jackhammer one out. >> you know. >> seth: but i think you're in the safe zone. >> we'll see today. >> seth: whole family come? did a lot -- >> the whole family came. >> seth: that's really great. >> there were a lot of us. oh, my gosh. >> seth: that's a beautiful photo. look how proud everybody looks. >> oh, yeah.
>> seth: think it would be a scene like that. >> right, you think -- >> seth: yeah. >> no. >> seth: yesand i do want to talk about the film. but first, i want congratulate -- you got a star on the hollywood walk of fame. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes, i did. do you stand it? i kind of can't believe it. i saw, you know, burt reynolds today. >> seth: yes. >> wonderful -- >> seth: rest in peace. yeah. >> rest in peace....
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♪ >> seth: hi, natasha. >> hi. >> seth: i'm so happy you're here. >> i'm so happy to be >> seth: weuring the 40th season. >> yes. >> seth: which was obviously a huge year, because of the anniversary show. >> yes.h: >> sere you at -- you were at the anniversary show? e. i was there. i can say i was th it was insane. >> seth: yes. >> it was more celebrities per square foot than should be allowed. i -- halfway through, i was just like, you know what, i'm going to stop hugging the wall. i'm going to go closer to the stage, because paul mccartney js playing. and so, i tried key towards the stage and i bump into someone doing that, and it's prince. >> seth: yeah. [ scattered cheers >> who said, "that's all right, baby."er [ light laug and so terrified, i said, "no, it's not." [ light laughter ] and i run trying to get away from him. because i was like, you know what, i'm going to hug the wall because that's where i'm more comfortable. and, in doing that, i knk over -- or almost knock over leonardo dicaprio. [ audien ohs ] and he's like, "are you all right?" i'm like, "no, i'm not." [ ligh
♪ >> seth: hi, natasha. >> hi. >> seth: i'm so happy you're here. >> i'm so happy to be >> seth: weuring the 40th season. >> yes. >> seth: which was obviously a huge year, because of the anniversary show. >> yes.h: >> sere you at -- you were at the anniversary show? e. i was there. i can say i was th it was insane. >> seth: yes. >> it was more celebrities per square foot than should be allowed. i -- halfway through, i was just...
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>> seth: adam. >> adam. >> seth: yeah.er >> seth adam m would you ever run for public office?> seth: i think -- and love -- >> do you perhaps think celebrities shouldn't? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: yeah, that's -- my honest answer about this is,. i love america i really do. >> yeah. >> seth: i think wre really a terrible group of people to govern. i think we're impossible. [ ght laughter ] >> it's like a giant junior high. >> seth: yeah. it's a giant junior high where we're dead split on the middle as far as what we agree . yeah, it just seems like a real pain in the ass. >> you're like, "so, wouldn't sign up for that." >> seth: no. >> wait, is this harder or was "snl" harder? >> seth: "snl" was harder than this because -- being head writer -- i will say being head writer was the hardest job i ever had. >> did you like, because it was like head writer? [ laughter ] >> seth: wl don't -- by the way, don't bust your guest when they say something about themselves. [ cheers and applause ] i think you're going to be great, though. i think you're going to great. ke
>> seth: adam. >> adam. >> seth: yeah.er >> seth adam m would you ever run for public office?> seth: i think -- and love -- >> do you perhaps think celebrities shouldn't? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: yeah, that's -- my honest answer about this is,. i love america i really do. >> yeah. >> seth: i think wre really a terrible group of people to govern. i think we're impossible. [ ght laughter ] >> it's like a giant junior...
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us [ cheers and app] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers.his is late night. how is everybody doi tonight?pp [ cheers anduse ] that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. after the "new york times" published an op-ed anonymously writteby a senior white house official yesterday criticizing president trump, trump tweeted, quote, "treaso question mark." even weirder, mike pence tweetes back, "sure, lo it." [ laughter ] a spokesman for housing secretary ben carson said today that carson did not write e anonymous "new york times" op-ed by senior white house official. hey, don't worry, literally no one thought it was you. laughter ] we didn't even know you were awake. [ laughter ] according to "the washington post," after "the new york times" published o op-ed anonymously written by a senior white houicial, president trump told a friend that he could only trust his children because they don't know how to write. [ laughter ] "well, i know it wan't either of you two bozos." [ laughter ] former white house press secretary sean spicer s
us [ cheers and app] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers.his is late night. how is everybody doi tonight?pp [ cheers anduse ] that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. after the "new york times" published an op-ed anonymously writteby a senior white house official yesterday criticizing president trump, trump tweeted, quote, "treaso question mark." even weirder, mike pence tweetes back, "sure, lo it." [...
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meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. the white house issued a statement today condemning the suspicious packages sent to the homes of the clintons, former president obama and cnn's new york city headquarters. trump has ordered the fbi to look at several suspects including the clintons, obama, and cnn. [ laughter ] president trump said today that his administration will spare no resources or expense on the investigation into who sent suspicious packages to former high-ranking government officials and cnn. in fact, he said it's the only thing he wants the fbi investigating. [ laughter ] "forget russia, this is too important. we have to -- [ laughter ] -- get to the bottom of who was mean to cnn." [ laughter ] according to a new poll, 38% of americans say their finances have improved since president trump has taken office and almost all of them are liquor store owners. [ laughter ] [ cheer
meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. the white house issued a statement today condemning the suspicious packages sent to the homes of the clintons, former president obama and cnn's new york city headquarters. trump has ordered the fbi to look at several suspects including the clintons, obama, and cnn. [ laughter ] president trump...
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i'm -- >> seth: okay.m not asking for any spoilers, because i would hate to have it spoiled, but is it then safe to say because of who you're married to and because of where it's at in the process, that you know how "game of thrones" ends? you do know. all right. [ audience ohs ] so, just look at camera one. look at camera one. don't say anything. just think about it and then we'll all go back and watch this and we're going to try to figure out from your expression. don't say a word. just think about how it ends. >> this is my poker face. >> seth: ok. great. >> are you ready? >> seth: yeah, go. >> okay. >> seth: oh, my god. [ laughter ] that was terrible. oh, no. [ applause ] that was a bad poker face. >> it's my drunk -- my drunk poker face is different from my sober poker face. >> seth: they say that's why you probably shouldn't -- >> okay, grandma! >> seth: you -- i did not know this about you. you are also a play wright. you've written a couple plays. >> yes. >> seth: how -- i'm fascinated by that. i'm
i'm -- >> seth: okay.m not asking for any spoilers, because i would hate to have it spoiled, but is it then safe to say because of who you're married to and because of where it's at in the process, that you know how "game of thrones" ends? you do know. all right. [ audience ohs ] so, just look at camera one. look at camera one. don't say anything. just think about it and then we'll all go back and watch this and we're going to try to figure out from your expression. don't say a...
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meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late nit." how is everybody doing tonight? that's greatar. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump held a campaign rally for senator ted cruz in texas last night a spoke for 76 minutes marking the first known instance of in recorded history of people yelling, "bring out ted cruz!" [ laughter and applause ] at a campaign rally last night president trump referred to n himself asionalist adding, quote, use that word. s wohe's just openly using the word nationalist?sa i don't want tthat donald trump is a nazi, but i will say [ ding ] pat -- [ laughter ] i'm ready to solve that puzzle. during a segment on halloween costumes on her show today, megyn kelly defended wearing black face saying, quote, "back when i was a kid, that was okay." wow. y say wh want about megyn kelly, but she looks great for being 200 years old. [ laughter and applause ] at a campaign rally yestday, former president obama appeared to criticize president trump saying, quote, "unlike some, i actually t
meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late nit." how is everybody doing tonight? that's greatar. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump held a campaign rally for senator ted cruz in texas last night a spoke for 76 minutes marking the first known instance of in recorded history of people yelling, "bring out ted cruz!" [ laughter and applause ] at a campaign rally last night president trump referred to n himself asionalist adding, quote, use...
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meyers. >> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] this is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. while answering questions about supreme court nominee brett kavanaugh's drinking praised himself for not drinking alcohol adding, quote, "can you imagine if i had? what a mess i'd be." [ laught ] relationships. you'd would miss work all the time. you'd slur your words. and are you sure you don't drink? [ laughter ] a college classmate of supreme court nominee brett kavanaugh has said that he often saw kavanaugh, quote, "staggering from alcohol consumption." that's nothing. i saw him screaming and crying at a job interview while totally sober. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] at a campaign rally this weekend, president trump said he, qu "north korean leader kim jong-un." [ laughter ] well, that makes sense. 13 people in new york today were to rescue them. but on the bright side, they still didn't miss their train. [ laughter ] a c
meyers. >> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] this is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. while answering questions about supreme court nominee brett kavanaugh's drinking praised himself for not drinking alcohol adding, quote, "can you imagine if i had? what a mess i'd be." [ laught ] relationships. you'd would miss work all the time. you'd slur your words. and are you sure...
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> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. majority leader mitch mcconnell repeated today that the senate will vote on supreme court nominee brett kavanaugh this week because, damn it, it's on the calendar. [ laughter ] president trump tweeted today, quote, "the only reason to vote for a democrat is if you're tired of winning." [ laughter ] and nobody at the white house is willing to tell him he misspelled "whining." [ laughter ] a former classmate of supreme court nominee brett kavanaugh has come forward to dispute kavanaugh's depiction of his drinking habits, saying, quote, "there is an angry streak that comes out when brett drinks." oh, we know. that guy cannot handle his water. [ laughter ] according to a former yale classmate, supreme court nominee brett kavanaugh once set off a bar fight in college after confusing another patron for the lead singer of the band ub40. [
> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. majority leader mitch mcconnell repeated today that the senate will vote on supreme court nominee brett kavanaugh this week because, damn it, it's on the calendar. [ laughter ] president trump tweeted today, quote, "the only reason to vote for a democrat is if you're tired of winning." [ laughter ]...
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seth: yeah.: i agree with that. >> believe it. ] [ light laught no, no, no. i'm really serious. >> seth: here's what -- you know what's crazy? and while you're talking -- i'm 44. i'm so old, i'm starting to forget how old i am. [ laughter ] you know what i mean? 'cause, like, basically 44 and 45 you're like, it doesn't. matter anymo [ light laughter ] >> right. it's all really dodgy. lo>> seth: do you feel lik back at things, like, in your previous life and do you laugh at, like, what you used to think was old? >> yes. so, i think about "thirtysomething." that show. >> seth: television show. yes. >> "thirtysomething." and i think about them and they seemed like, "oh, they're grown-ups with their grown-up problems and children, cancer, middle age." and, like, i'm [ bleep ] [ laughter ] sorry. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: don't point at the one on the desk like that was the problem. [ cheers and applause ] i know what you mean, though. >> i -- i cannot believe that i'm going to be 20 years olde
seth: yeah.: i agree with that. >> believe it. ] [ light laught no, no, no. i'm really serious. >> seth: here's what -- you know what's crazy? and while you're talking -- i'm 44. i'm so old, i'm starting to forget how old i am. [ laughter ] you know what i mean? 'cause, like, basically 44 and 45 you're like, it doesn't. matter anymo [ light laughter ] >> right. it's all really dodgy. lo>> seth: do you feel lik back at things, like, in your previous life and do you laugh...
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> seth: yeah.or it. yeah. [ laughter ] >> no. it's like -- she's not speaking to us. >> seth: yeah. >> that's why she did murphy -- the murphy show. but -- she -- but then nbc saw it and said, "we've got to have this." so the show became much more political than it ever was. it was always very lgbtq, very cultural show, but it was never political, and so, now we -- we just did a show where jack and will go to texas and experience all of that homophobia. meanwhile, karen tags along with us to see the portion of the wall that she sponsored. [ laughter ] so we -- we get to do that. >> seth: there you go. yeah, exactly. >> yeah. yeah. >> seth: obviously people over the years lined up to be guest stars for the show and the revival, i think people were, of course, excited to be part of it again. are there dream -- would there be a dream guest for you to have on the show? >> i've -- i've been pitching that will has a secret canadian lover for the entire -- [ cheers ] -- and it would be revealed in the sea
> seth: yeah.or it. yeah. [ laughter ] >> no. it's like -- she's not speaking to us. >> seth: yeah. >> that's why she did murphy -- the murphy show. but -- she -- but then nbc saw it and said, "we've got to have this." so the show became much more political than it ever was. it was always very lgbtq, very cultural show, but it was never political, and so, now we -- we just did a show where jack and will go to texas and experience all of that homophobia. meanwhile,...
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>> seth: good evening.eth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. at a campaign rally last night, president trump bragged about his response to the multiple explosive devices sent to prominent democrats saying, quote, "by the way, do you see how nice i'm behaving tonight?" [ laughter ] you know, like a normal person would say. [ laughter ] if you're ever on a date with a guy and he says, "see how nice i'm behaving?" pepper spray him until the canister runs out. [ laughter and applause ] according to "the new york times," president trump has two official iphones. one that is used for calls and one that is used for twitter and other apps. he also has an android that he uses mainly as his vice president. [ laughter and applause ] according to "the new york times," president trump still uses his iphone for calls, even though aides have told him russian spies routinely eavesdrop on them. of course, it doesn't
>> seth: good evening.eth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. at a campaign rally last night, president trump bragged about his response to the multiple explosive devices sent to prominent democrats saying, quote, "by the way, do you see how nice i'm behaving tonight?" [ laughter ] you know, like a normal person would say. [ laughter ] if you're ever on a date...
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yes. >> seth: how was it?n real reporters, not fake ones. [ light laughter ] yeah, so the navy were incredible in supporting us th this movie and then i was invited to the pentagon. tthought, "great, i'm goi go along, get a trip around the pentagon and they're going to show me around." and they said, if you can just do a press conference at the end. they gave me infthmation about navy. so i'm thinking -- i'm more defending them, saying "don't worry, dn't spend any money, necessarily deviate from their missions. and as we get there, i look out, and i go, "i recognize this room." then i walk out and i look behind me and i'm -- that's the pentagon sign. i'm actually doing a -- and i see barbara starr of cnn and the first question is saudi arabia. >> seth: oh boy. >> the second question is, "how do you solve saudi arabia?" i'm ke, "okay, i don't know. did we get the same memo?" because, i didn't -- [ light laughter ]mi and it was 3tes. >> seth: wow. >> 32 minutes at the pentagon.di and i stil't quite appreciate it
yes. >> seth: how was it?n real reporters, not fake ones. [ light laughter ] yeah, so the navy were incredible in supporting us th this movie and then i was invited to the pentagon. tthought, "great, i'm goi go along, get a trip around the pentagon and they're going to show me around." and they said, if you can just do a press conference at the end. they gave me infthmation about navy. so i'm thinking -- i'm more defending them, saying "don't worry, dn't spend any money,...
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mers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.
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meyers. >> seth: good evening.
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long-time writer and cast member seth meyers comes to host for vet first time. >> it kind of came out of the blue, which meyers said is a good thing. >> reporter: seth meyers did a little bit of everything in his 13 years on "saturday night live," but he tried something new this weekend. coming back to host. >> it's being in a place i know so well from a completely different perspective. it will be very strange. it will be like sleeping in the p in.r bedroom of the house i >> reporter: talking about an "snl" homecoming came up just a few weeks ago. meyers has been busy with his own show, "late night" the la few years. >> i think if you have time to worry about it, it will eat you alive. >> reporter: meyers knows the crazy schedule of an "snl" work week can do that, too. days stretch into the wee hours of the morning. >> saturdays seem to kick in me having a cold because my six-month-old wanted to ruin what was supposed to be a very special week for me. >> reporter: meyers will be doing what he did in the olden days on "snl." >> we'll see how it got any better without me putting any wo
long-time writer and cast member seth meyers comes to host for vet first time. >> it kind of came out of the blue, which meyers said is a good thing. >> reporter: seth meyers did a little bit of everything in his 13 years on "saturday night live," but he tried something new this weekend. coming back to host. >> it's being in a place i know so well from a completely different perspective. it will be very strange. it will be like sleeping in the p in.r bedroom of the...
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ev >> seth: gooing, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?e. and i don't want to say it made him look bad, buwhen the
ev >> seth: gooing, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?e. and i don't want to say it made him look bad, buwhen the
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meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody.ody. in a new interview yesterday, president trump said he plans to sign an executive order denying citizenship for babies born in the u.s. to noit
meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody.ody. in a new interview yesterday, president trump said he plans to sign an executive order denying citizenship for babies born in the u.s. to noit
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stay tuned for seth meyers. have a great night.] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers."l this ie night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers ] that's fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump told reporters today that he gets along well with senator ted cruz saying,
stay tuned for seth meyers. have a great night.] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers."l this ie night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers ] that's fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump told reporters today that he gets along well with senator ted cruz saying,
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meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.ump last night held his fourth solo news conference since taking office.
meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.ump last night held his fourth solo news conference since taking office.