hey, seth. seth. >> seth: oh, hey. what's up, timhy?ody. [ cheers and applause ] >> uh -- i was wondering if you could introduce me as record setting four time guest, timothy olyphant. i think the audience would get a big kick out of that. >> seth: yeah, yeah. the only thing is we've actually had a few guest who've been on more than four times. >> yeah, but, do people really w kn that? [ light laughter ] >> seth: i mean, i think so. >> yeah, you think, but you don't know. so, let's do it my way and then after the show you can check the twitter and see if anyone loses their [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> seth: okay. >> thanks, man. >> seth: our first guest tonight is an emmy nominated actor who you know from his work on "justified" and "deadwood." his film, "missing link," opens in theaters on april 12th. you can catch him in the third season of "santa clarita diet," which is currently streaming on netflix. please welcome record setting four time guest, timothy olyphant. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: hi, welcome back. i mean, congratula

spatula. >> seth: spach. >> it's going right on top. >> seth: od. >> seth: okay. woo, woo, woo!ight. are you going to put two -- oh. [ laughter ] you made too much noise! [ laughter ] i told you to be quiet when i'm doing eggs! [ light laughter ] >> i think it looks good. we're just -- a little architecture, you know. >> seth: yeah, that's fi. >> sandwich architecture. >> seth: i mean, it's all going the same place. >> that's right. [ light laughter ]pu the tomato on top. okay, and then i do feel strongly about mayonnaise on the top. >> seth: oh, interesting. >> seth: okay, sure. >> not for you? >> seth: no, whatever. >> you want hot sauce? >> seth: i do want hot sce. >> okay. >> seth: gotcha. >> i'm going to take the mayo. >> seth: okay. awesome possum. >> seth: okay. >> cool. >> seth: oh. >> right. >> seth: all right. >> nmayonnaise on top. >> seth: okay. yeah, let it go. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> uh-huh. >> seth: all right, are we ready? >> i guess. >> seth: okay. oh. cheers. is is wonderful. >> cheers. >> seth: okay. >> thank you. uh-huh.ig >> seth: all. this doesn't look

meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. a redacted version of special counsel robert mueller's report on the russia investigation is expected to be released this week, and is 400 pages long and color coded. unfortunately, the color they used was black. [ laughter ] house speaker nancy pelosi appeared on "60 minutes" last night, and steven miller's apartment appeared on "game of thrones." [ laughter ] south bend, indiana mayor pete buttigieg, this week, formally announced his 2020 presidential campaign. and this is cool, the crowd almost chanted his name right. buttijejjej! buttishesh! senator bernie sanders released 10 years worth of tax returns today. though it wasn't really that helpful, because it was his first 10 years. [ laughter ] [ applause ] be careful with these. they'll crumble in your hands! [ laughter ] >> a michigan man is suing his parents because they destroyed his $29,000 p

oh, that reminds me, seth? >> seth: yeah?7th off. >> seth: no, just watch it at your desk like everyone else. >> abuse! [ laughter ] anyway, party at my desk. so let's see. what else happened? oh! beto o'rourke keeps putting his shoes on countertops all over the country. and i'm like "what? get down from there. someone has to clean that." unless he wins the democratic nomination, then i'll be like, "what -- a genius." [ laughter ] i love how he puts his shoes on everything. then i saw grace jones who is 70-years-old, danced out in the runway at the tommy hilfiger fashion show. and i was like, "what?" this woman is 70-years-old! [ cheers and applause ] now usually when a 70-year-old dances around with no pants on, her kids take away her car keys. [ laughter ] not this supermodel. now how can she look this good at this age? i know i say it a lot, but blackness cannot be cracked. [ laughter ] you cannot crack it, freeze it, drop it from a building. nary a crack shall appear, for it is the uncrackable. [ cheers and applause ] i'm

>> seth: good evening.'m seth meyers. this is "late night." hos everybody doing tonigh [ cheers and applause ] that's fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. scientists this morning, revealed the first ige of a black hole, which was apparently taken on an early 2000 nokia flip phone. [ laughter ] get the space camera! oh, we don't have it. [ laughter ] president trump attacked the russia investigation today and called the probe and attempted coup. well, i'm saying "coup" but you just know he said "coop." [ laughter and applause ] attorney general william barr testified before the senate appropriations committee today b and said that ieves there was spying into the 2016 trump campaign, but that he has no specific evince. democrats called the claim ridiculous, while fox news called it a great audition. [ laughter and applause ] after firing agency secretary kirstjen nielsen, president trump claimed this afternoon that he is the only person leading the department of homeland security. so rememb

>> seth: i do want hot sauce. >> okay. >> seth: gotcha. >> i'm going to take the mayo. >> seth: okay. mayonnaise on top. >> seth: okay. yeah, let it go. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> uh-huh. >> seth: all right, are we ready? >> i guess. >> seth: okay. oh. cheers. this is wonderful. >> cheers. >> seth: okay. >> thank you. uh-huh. >> seth: all right. this doesn't look messy at all. >> delicious. >> seth: should i take a bite? >> yeah, you can. >> seth: all right. everybody, camera three. here we go. >> camera three. >> seth: take a bite. >> oh. >> seth: mmm. >> uh-huh. [ cheers and applause ] yep. >> seth: carla lalli music, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] check out carla's new cookbook "where cooking begins: uncomplicated recipes to make you a great cook." we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's kohl's... super saturday! friends & family - take an extra 20% off! save on men's polos - just $10.39... junior's tees - $9.60... and bath towels - only $7.19. plus - get kohl's cash! this super saturday... only at kohl's. sweet and smoky, how did subway know it's what i wanted? ♪

>> hi, seth! >> seth: i am thrilled to have you here. you then developed into an hour-long stage show that you then adapted yourself into a television show. >> yes. >> seth: and now you have brought it back to a o >> i am milking it for everything it's worth. [ laughter ] >> seth: there will be nothing left after this. >> no, no. she's exhausted. >> seth: and it's sold out, which is fantastic. congratulations. i always feel bad when people -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> thanks. >> seth: when people come on to promote something and they can't gain anything from their appearance here. do you have any -- because you've done it for so long, and had it in your life for so long, can you still get nervous before a show? is that something that happens? >> yeah, yeah. >> seth: okay. >> no, absolutely. yeah, it's just that moment of hell just like three seconds before you go -- like i just had here now, actually. [ laughter ] why do we do this? and then you're there, and then you're there and you're like, "oh, this is w >> seth: is there a mo

>> seth: i know you talked to my wife a great deal. >> yep. >> seth: who's had two kids. >> seth: and of mothers give you advice, both solicited and unsolicited. have you found that to be the case? >> yeah. i think everyone is really sensitive about giving advice. like, they're worried that you've gotten too much advice. >> seth: yeah. >> so no one gives you advice. you know? i have to be like, no, i have no idea what i'm doing and i would like some advice. [ light laughter ] but, yeah, actually, your wife -- she told me that prenatal yoga really helped with the birth. so i immediately signed up for a c-section. [ laughter and applause ] yeah. >> seth: why? >> i don't -- 'cause i'm not -- i'm not doing that. i hate that. >> seth: yeah, why -- it would be a bad scene for you. >> i hate it. >> seth: it's probably best for the people in the prenatal yoga class not to have your energy. [ laughter ] >> that's true. everyone is like, "why does it feel so bad in here?" and i'm just like -- yeah. >> seth: your sister -- really, this is incredible. made you a cake. >> my sister-in-law. >> seth

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meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. a redacted version of special co sel robert mueller's report is expected to be released tomorrow morning. right now, we don't know what'st in it, butorrow won't be any different. rtlaughter ] that's right, roueller's report will be released tomorrow morning. which explains why white house staffers have already claimed they're hiding bushes. [ laughter ] according to reports, prident trump is considering making a personal donation to help fund dre reconstruction of france's notre dame cathe. in fact, he's offered to donate one of his personal gargoyles. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] north korean leader kim jong-un will be meeting with russian president vladimir putin as soon as next week. oh, what's up, gretchen wieners? [ laughter ] regina george and cady are hanging out without you? i guess fetch really isn't gonna happen. [ lahter ] the europea

>> seth: and you won. >> i did. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: yeah.w, i think there are times where, obviously, you know, when you're in that room with your colleagues, people -- everybody wins an emmy, the audience applauds. but they did seem -- no disrespect to your fellow nominees, they did seem especially happy that you won your emmy. >> it was incredible. i walked up on stage. i saw the two stars of "the crown." >> seth: yeah. >> i started to talk to them about their second season. stacy and i love "the crown." >> seth: yes. and that's a perfect time to start that conversation. [ laughter ] >> i realized i had a speech. and then i turned around and the audience was standing. it is indescribable what that feels like. >> seth: i can only imagine. [ laughter ] and i feel like it might not happen for me, henry. >> i'm going to put a good word in for you. [ laughter ] >> seth: thanks so much. >> i'm not kidding. this afternoon i was on your podcast. >> seth: yeah. we were talking earlier. >> talked about your dad. >> seth: yeah. and then i got to meet

>> i said, i got to something special for seth. >> seth: oh, thank you very much. >> mm-hmm. >> seth: this -- this is a wonderful filmreare out -- we s but then you turn into a 13-year-old version of yourself. >> yes. yeah. >> seth: y in --- in the clip. you're a very nice person. >> thank you. >> seth: do you enjoy playing mean people, though? >> i loved it. >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. [ laughter ] you know, it's great because you don't have to apologize. you're just rolling through. i can say i was in character and be a monster. you know, i can be sam method. but no, it was fun 'cause no one was, you know, no one took it personally. they knew. >> seth: took it personally. >> right. >> seth: you got to -- you were in atlanta, yes? >> i was in atlanta. >> seth: so when you go to atlanta, you did not stay at a hotel, which is what i would have expected. >> no. i always stay at the same place, which is kind of an airbnb that i love. and this time -- so, when we're shooting "little," the guy says, "oh, you know, tyra banks is your the building." and i have done tyra's show but i don't know h

m seth: yes. >> so, i broughtgaritas! >> seth: all right.us margarita recipe. >> seth: okay.e >> instead of ange liqueur, he uses elder flower liqueur. >> seth: well. >> which makes it sound healthy. doesn't it? >> seth: yeah, there you go. >> fabulous. cheers! mmm. >> seth: and this is very exciting. i did your show in 2011 and now we've come full circle. >> full circle and full circle with "30-minute meals"fter almost 20 years. we're back now. >> seth: yes, 20. almost 20 years. [ applause ] d, so, this is about making quick, easy meals. what are we going to make today? >> today i'm going to attempt, just for you. and in honor of the show -- wait. >> seth: okay. [ laughter ] >> much better now. i'm going to attempt my first ever three-minute meal.h: >> sh, my god. three minutes! [ cheers ] when do you want the clock to start? >> you come over here. this is your station because you have a cheat underneath wi you ed it. i do not. >> seth: okay, i wont need a cheat. >> i do not. >> seth: a right. so, we're going to make quesadillas in three mi

meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night."s everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump last night threatened to close the u.s. mexico border, adding, quote, "our country is full." [ light laughter ] really? cause it sure didn't look that way at your inauguration. [ cheers and applause ] seating was available. homeland security secretary kirstjen nielsen stepped down yesterday, which is good, but you just know whoever replaces her is going to be even worse. [ laughter ] nielsen stepping down is like in "jurassic park" movies where a little dinosaur runs by, and you're like, "oh that's cute." and then you look back, and there's a t-rex chasing it. you're like, "oh -- oh, that's why it was running." according to reports, president trump recently told his aides that white house adviser steven miller is in charge of all immigration and border issues. the plan is to just put him on the border, and hope no one wants to come in. [ laughter ] [ cheers and

>> seth: okay. >> the juice of a lime. >> seth: oh!er ] and the hair of a child! [ laughter ] okay, what's this? >> a little sherry vinegar. a little olive oil. >> seth: okay. >> we're making chimichurri. >> seth: oh. >> okay? >> seth: all right. >> get your lid on. this is the difficult part. getting the lid on correctly. >> seth: okay. >> let it go. turn it on. ish. >> seth: okay. >> ish. >> seth: all right. >> maybe you got it backwards. >> oh! >> try this this way. >> seth: oh! >> oh, no! yes! you did it! >> seth: i'm done. >> and you have a fake one too. [ laughter ] okay. >> seth: all right. >> spray the pan. >> seth: spray the pan. >> right. put one of these tortillas things down. >> seth: okay. >> okay. stir this stuff up back here. >> seth: how we doing on time? just over a minute left? what? well, you've got to be clear, steve! [ laughter ] >> turn the heat up on this. okay. then we take our cheese. >> seth: okay. >> put your cheese on your quesadilla. on your tortilla. >> seth: yup. >> okay. all right. now were going to take

yeah. >> seth: yeah.man, he's so good at dead. >> it's up to me and going, "you do" -- like, i haven't had a compliment by -- from some of the crew at all about my work. but they were like, "you do a really good dead body." [ laughter ] so there's a future in "csi" for me as a corpse. >> seth: there you go, yeah. have you -- when you were reading e scripts for the final season, were you trying to do it in real time? or were you skipping aheado the end to see how everything came to a conclusion?n, >> i mhere was a big temptation to skip ahead -- >> seth: yeah. >> when they sent us those final -- cause no one wants t what happens more than we do. >> seth: sure. >> but i didn't.pe i stmyself. they came so late. they were like three days before the read through cause they didn't want any leaks. and i stopped myself. and i -- cause i thought, "what's better than hearing it" -- we had this big read through, and hearing it with all the rest of the cast actually reading asc their chrs. so, i became like a litmus

meyers. [ cheers and appuse ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is a special 90 minute edition of "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?d [ cheerspplause ] that is so gat to hear. t that case, let's get to news. well it's official, the mueller report is out, and so is the printer. [ laughter ] according to robert mueller's reportpresident trump responded to the appointment of a special counsel by saying, "this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me." said eric, "yes! out of last place!" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the report also stes that president trump did not like that former white house counsel don mcgahn took notes during meetings and said he had never had a lawyer who took notes. but only because his old lawyer ways wore a wire. [ laughter and applause ] "you sure you don't want to write this down?" "no, trust me, i got it. i'll remember it." [ laughter and applause ] president trump traveled to florida today to spend easter weekend at his mar-a-lago resort. so, while kids look for eggs, he'll look for melania. [ lau

. >> seth: i see.you want to-- usnd maybe we could steal that [ bleep ] and put it in the other one. [ laughter ] and then it's like, hey -- that wasn't from the show. that one was the wrong [ bleep ], but we stole it. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: the one you heard was about chickens. >> exactly. yeah, do it. >> seth: yeah. yeah, we'll check with our pestandards and practices le. >> yeah. >> seth: hey, this is a show -- i feel like as though it abprobably doesn't get estshed particularly well in the clip, but this is a show about grief. >> it is about grief. the reason i'm acting like that in the show, my wife is dying, and i'ry angry. she was the love of my life. i'm genuinely depressed, i'm suicidal. i nearly kill myself, but the dog is hungry. [ light laughter ] so i feed the dog. and that gives me enough to think, right, okay, i'm going to golive for a while, but i'g to punish the world for this. and i'm not scared of anything because i've got nothing to lose. and i treat it like a super power. i

, now seth.y fault. >> seth: free range. >> it's all my fault, and i know that, and the vet tells me -- >> seth: no. and look, i think tina has to have some culpability. we can't let him off the hook. >> well, no, rabbits -- she's a free roaming rabbit. my vets always like, "put her in a pen." it's a long story. >> seth: yeah. but, you know, that's what i get. >> seth: yeah, no. >> that's an expensive rug, and i got a big, huge discount on it from a guy who lives in my building. >> seth: well, whoever buys it from you is gonna get an even bigger discount. [ laughter ] >> wow, that is -- she's not -- he's swallowing it, though. >> seth: okay, that's good. >> that's the important thing. the fibers aren't getting into his belly. but you should get a rabbit. but just not at easter. i think they're saying, i want mine -- the chocolate kind or something 'cause this is the time when people adopt rabbits. and then they grow up and then they dump them on the side of the highway. that's what happens. so. >

yeah. >> seth: well, that's exciting. >> mm-hmm. >> seth: we can't wait to see that. >> yeah. >> seth, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] season finale of "this is us" airs this tuesday night at 9:00 p.m. on nbc. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm always going to be a maker. and i think a company is the coolest thing you can build. i'm adam, and i make robots. you never know when inspiration is going to strike. so i take my surface pro everywhere. part of an entrepreneur's job is to get stuff done. i like to do, like, four things at once. the new surface pro can handle all of my programs. i can paint, i can mold, i can code. i have it on all the time, it's fantastic. we get to build toys for kids and change the world. it's a big deal. red lobster's new weekday five days.s here: five deals. for fifteen dollars get a different deal every weekday til six pm like endless shrimp monday admiral's feast tuesday four course feast wednesday and more. five days. five deals. fifteen dollars. see you before six. mom? ¡mom! mom! mommy at t.j.maxx we believe just because the name's

p seth: yeah.e known how to make tea. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah, i know lots of things. >> seth: you did it with your wi at juilliard? >> i did, yeah, yeah. >> seth: has she come and seen it with you and keri yet? >> yeah, yeah, she's been a couples f times. she come. >> seth: is that one of the rules?ea >> yeah, yeah. because then she's brutally honest. >> seth: oh, that's really good so you get bru i'm very lucky as well. my wife will come and see me and be brutally honest i mean this truly, it's an asset. >> no, it is, yeah, and you know there's somebody booing, it's usually her. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> she's like, "boooo." >> seth: my wife does it with a look. >> yeah. >> seth: she's not audible but even in a really dark room, i can tell that shsodoesn't like thing. >> yeah, i know. but joanne is more open with her hatred. k >> seth: did yw keri russell before this? th i did, because actually last play i did was five years ago with matthew. >> seth: oh, wow, matthew reese. >> matthew re

m >> seth: good evening.yers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is great to hear, in that case, let's get to theews. according to the "new york times," several members of special counsel robert mueller's team are frustrated that at rney general william barr's summary of the russia investigation did not adequately portray their findings. they also believe it was r undignified rr to present his summary in cake form. ] [ laught president trp today threatened to place a tariff on cars being imported from mexico. "no, 'carsis my favorite movie," yelled eric. [ laughter ]ew according to aoll, one in five russians say they would like to leave their countrif given the opportunity. said putin, "fine, we give you a two-minute head start." [ laughter ] president trump claimed in a tweet this morning that special counsel robert mueller's report fromhe russia investigation quote, "the highest level of presidential harassment in u.s. history. i ess he's not counting th time a

meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers" this is te night."s everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to thews ne during a speech last night, president trump claimed that thb noise mawind turbines causes cancer. [ light laughter ] i've been trying to decide all f y what the craziest part that sentence is, and i think it's president [ laughter ]rs [ chnd applause you know, i used to think trump was like the crazy guy on the subway, but now i think he's thy guy that the cuy on the subway would warn you about. [ light laughter ] you're going to want to take the next one [ applause ] former ve president joe biden has put out a new video addressing the recent allegations against him of unwanted touching, saying quote, "social norms have changed and h ted." well, if the president thing doesn't work out, another government agency already offered him a job. [ laughter ] [ applause ] fifteen defendants who were charged in last month's college admissions scandal appeared in court today, including a

>> thank you, seth. >> seth: very happy to have you here.ot of traveling, going to different zoos. i want to show you a photo. you met a -- what kind of -- the hellbender. >> a hellbender, we did. >> seth: what is a hellbender? >> a very large salamander. >> seth: a very large salamander. and i will say, hellbender, not an attractive animal, but -- >> cute in it's own way. >> seth: i will say, you're giving best effort there. [ light laughter ] >> it actually was -- okay, it was a little slimy, but it also was quite soft. >> seth: yes, and then who is this, your friend that touched it? who is this that i'm about to show you? do you know? because she is not -- >> oh, my god! [ laughter ] >> seth: she does not seem as happy. >> that's joy. >> seth: that's joy? >> oh, my gosh. i'm so sorry, joy. i didn't know this was going to happen tonight. [ laughter ] >> seth: i feel like you're someone who's just been in politics a lot longer than joy. you're like, no matter whose hand you're shaking you've got to look like you're engaged. [ light laughter

♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. after being sentenced to 47 months in prison on separate charges, former trump campaign chairman, paul manafort, was sentenced to an additional three-and-a-half years in prison. [ cheers ] so, at least somebody -- at least somebody from the trump campaign is getting a second term. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] former trump campaign chairman, paul manafort, read a statement during his hearing today asking the judge for leniency, so he can spend time with his wife. said trump, "see? does that sound like someone i'd be friends with?" [ cheers and applause ] today was actor william h. macy's 69th birthday. and if you want to go to his party, i know someone who can help get you in. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] in preparation for it's eighth and final season, hbo's "game of thrones" has released a new wine collection. just don't let yo

y seth: oh.- >> by the way, working with marty -- you know, there's a special rule. when you pick up marty, you always have to remember to cradle the neck. [ laughter ] >> seth: that must have been helpful when you had a child that you'd worked with marty so you knew a lot of that stuff. >> yeah, yeah.- >> seth: you -lot of people, i think, at this point -- >> by the way, i think this interview is going great. >> seth: i do too. yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] you're a musician. a comedian. but, also, a background in magic. >> you left out co-executive producer. [ laughter ] i do have a backgrnd in magic. i started as a magician at disneyland. >> seth: yeah. >> i was 15. and then i -- my first act was a comedy magic act. and i did some ventriloquism. ventriloquism. and i remember i was wking -- i'm 20 years old. and i'm working a tiny little club in san francisco. 1terally, it seated 50 people if you could getpeople to come in. and there was a women there who ran the club. d she was a new yorker tr

seth: hello, glenn. >> hi. >> seth: we spoke backstage.happy with this look. >> you know what? are you? because i feel like i should be strapping sean connery to a table and firing a laser at his balls. [ laughter ] l >> seth: it is. it has a very nice, like, classic bond villain. >> yeah, it's like a -- >> seth: like a gentleman -- you're like a gentleman villain. >> yeah, i'm like a jerk from the '60s who smokes a pipe. [ laughter ] you know? that's what i was going for. >> seth: yeah, well, well, mission accomplished. [ laughter ] you -- i mean, let's be honest. you are -- i know you to be a lovely person. >> thank you. >> seth: you're very -- "a.p. bio" is another example of it. you're very good at playing jerks. >> yeah. yeah. [ laughter ] what is that? i don't know. you're probably asking me what that is? i want you to tell me. because i don't know. like, if you're my -- >> seth: maybe your whole life you've been such a good person and you're so kind to everyone. and yet you have this tickle in the back of your head. and you're like,

meys. >> seth: good evening! seth meyers. this is "late night." nihow's everybody doing toght? [ cheers and applause ] no, no, no, wally. no, wally, i'm calling you out. guys, the last thursday we did a show, we did a 90-minute -- a special 90-minute "late night." so he i come out tonight, i look at my e card, my first cue card. wally didn't even write a new one. [ laughter ] and look at --en i don't now -- i don't even know if you can see on camera the lazy effort to cross out -- [ laughter ] you were like, "quick, get me your smallest sharpie." [ laughter ] you're saving the environment and i appreciate that, wally. i appreciate that. all right, let's get to the news. former vice president joe biden has officially announced he's running for president. and he's already a front runner, which is ideal because nothing good happens when he comes from behind. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] first lady melania trump's birthday was on friday. and this is nice, she got a carr from h team at the be best campai

>> four years. >> seth: yeah. >> i find out after four years. >> seth: wow. [ laughter ] >> and it's really different at home now because -- >> seth: really? >> oh, yeah. >> seth: do you find though, you're treating her differently? >> yeah. >> seth: or him differently now -- >> yeah, a lot of cussing. yeah. [ laughter ] very -- very interesting to have a male rabbit. >> seth: and you had a painting commissioned. >> oh, yeah. so, my brother's boyfriend, hugh hamrick is a decorative painter, and every year i'm allowed to ask him to paint two paintings for me. >> seth: okay. >> so i'm like, "when you gonna do a painting of tina?" you know? >> seth: mm-hmm. >> and at this time he painted -- did the painting, tina was a she. >> seth: mm-hmm. >> and so then after he have gave me the painting, i was like, "i just found out tina was a boy." but anyway, this is tina as a girl but i'm like, "hugh, what is that?" [ laughter ]

. >> we are on set with seth and charlize. >>> this is "entertainment tonight." >>> it is a royal tradition to present the birth of your child. prince william and kate were watched around the world presenting their children, so why is meghan markle saying, nope, not going do it that way? the answer is just minutes away. >> we'll get to that in a second. >>> let's start with wendy williams saying it's finally over with her alleged cheating husband. >> are you going leave him? please say yes. >> a source tells "e.t." she served kevin hunter with divorce paper this is morning after nearly 22 years of marriage. kevin denied recently cheating on her despite the fact that multiple reports claimed his alleged mistress, seen in this photo, just gave birth to their child. as of two weeks ago, wendy seemed to be standing by her man. >> back together, guys? >> oh, yeah. >> even with the baby, still together? i thought you were going leaf him, wendy. >> mind your business. >> marriages are not easy and don't ask me about mine until you see this. >> a source close wendy says they tried to make it work,

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you can't shush seth rogan. don't try.'s what's going on around the country. here's what's happening inne yo of the woods. [ no audio ] >> and that's your latest weather. savannah? >> i just kicked charlize theron. and now to charlize theron and seth lon. charlize plays the u.s. secretary oftate with her sights set on the oval office. and seth plays journalist hired to be a key member of her team. >> i need some writers to punch up my ispeeches. ead your work and i really like it. >> that's -- wow. >> you mentioned you were between jobs. it's a goodfit. >> it's nice of you to think of me at all with everything in your head. i look forward to working with you. >> thank you. >> good morning. that was the morning show approved clip right there. >> i was going to say. it's hard toind a clip that you could show at 8:20. but you did it. >> i'm not surprised at you, seth. beuse we've seen you in these settings before. but charlize, this is a little baudy for you. >> i ow. hit my 40s andust became free. reckless. >> let's go. so s

yeah. >> what about you, seth?ed to l.a. when i was 16 also, which there wasn't a long line of canadian, chubby comedians out there. so i guess, that was kind of a long-shot, ultimately. but i think it worked. yeah, i mean, i'm glad i did it. ultimately, yeah. i think bet on yourself, people. >> yeah. >> yeah. how's that for a moral? >> i like it. >> i hate this angle you keep using of the back of my head -- >> why? >> because it really -- go back to the shot over my shoulder onto her -- >> that one? >> yes. that's perfect. that's great. >> wait, you like that? oh -- nobody would ever notice that. >> it's everyone's dream angle.. i )m ... we )re getting our first look inside a new grocery store >>> all about the good angles. good morning. i'm laura garcia. our first look inside a new grocery store opening soon in the east bay. it hopes to provide food for the area. the goal is to provide affordable access to fresh food in an area often referred to as a food desert. the store will be open seven days a week and also