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>> yeah. >> seth: oh, so it was like a bad cartoon. >> no. [ laughter ] seth >> seth: not bad, but youke, learn stuff [ laughter ] do you know any of their names if i asked you >> yes okay, so that's ord. he's scared of a lot of thingsy. >> seth: oka >> this is quetzal, he's the teacher. this is cassie she's really nice and cool that's zak and wheezie there are also two kids, butth 're not here but one of them is named emmy and she says "definitely!" a lot. >> seth: okay. [ light laughter ] well, it's a shame she didn't make the photo >> i know. [ light laught ] okay >> seth: um, that -- that's just some sort of skateboard. >> yeah! >> specifically, it's ed the ripstik. >> seth: uh-huh. >> it's also known as a wave board. >> seth: okay. >> and basically it's like a skateboard but much harder becae you have to, like, mov your hips and then both of these go in different directions and you go forwa >> seth: uh-huh. >> you look not cool, but i felt very cool. [ laughter ] >> seth: you had one >> yeah. >> seth: were you good at it >> i was really good at it >> seth: gotcha. so you'd like, b
>> yeah. >> seth: oh, so it was like a bad cartoon. >> no. [ laughter ] seth >> seth: not bad, but youke, learn stuff [ laughter ] do you know any of their names if i asked you >> yes okay, so that's ord. he's scared of a lot of thingsy. >> seth: oka >> this is quetzal, he's the teacher. this is cassie she's really nice and cool that's zak and wheezie there are also two kids, butth 're not here but one of them is named emmy and she says...
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>> seth: what movie? >> with the blue people. >> seth: "avatar." >> yeah, that one. >> seth: wait.ss on what the title of "avatar" was unicorn? [ laughter ] and i would like to close tonight by giving the gift of music. and obviously, i'm a great fan of yours so i'm going to put on these noise canceling headphones and i'm going to sing some of your songs to you. >> okay. you're passionate about this >> seth: what? >> you're passionate >> seth: i'm passionate about this >> be passionate about this! >> seth: okay. [ blowing ♪ ♪ wah-wah wah-wah wor ah da-da work work work work work do me la me ♪ ♪ dirt dirt dir dirt dirt dirt there's something bout tha work work work work ♪ ♪ work work nobody text me in a crisis na na na na ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> don't cry don't cry! ♪ something that yo never seen ♪ >> i think we're good. ♪ something tha you never been ♪ >> i think we're good. i think we're good ♪ mmm and i wait for a biga ba ba da ba da ba da ba work work work work ♪ ♪ meet me down work wor work work work wor ♪ >> can we have another shot? >> seth: uh, yeah. >> sho
>> seth: what movie? >> with the blue people. >> seth: "avatar." >> yeah, that one. >> seth: wait.ss on what the title of "avatar" was unicorn? [ laughter ] and i would like to close tonight by giving the gift of music. and obviously, i'm a great fan of yours so i'm going to put on these noise canceling headphones and i'm going to sing some of your songs to you. >> okay. you're passionate about this >> seth: what? >> you're...
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meyers. >> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is "late night. how is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that is wonderfucato hear. in tha, let's get to the news president trump yesterday tweeted a picture of a signed check that he wrote donating $100,000 of his annual salary to the department of meland security of course, if you want to give part of your salary to the government, you can just pay your taxes [ laughter ] according to politico, the white house expected to drop the word "acting" from acting white house chief of staff mick mulvaney's title and they'll replace it with "soon tn be quitt [ laughter ] the "new york times" hasrt published a repon president trump's history with deutsche bank and found that the bank loaned trump $2 billion over two decades. wow, you ever lend one of your friends 50 bucks and then you you're like, um, how a 50 and bucks you owe me [ laughter ] this guy has a gold apartment. [ laughter ] an artist in texas has created a two-acre crop circle o democratic presidenti
meyers. >> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is "late night. how is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that is wonderfucato hear. in tha, let's get to the news president trump yesterday tweeted a picture of a signed check that he wrote donating $100,000 of his annual salary to the department of meland security of course, if you want to give part of your salary to the government, you can just pay your taxes [ laughter ] according to politico, the white house expected to...
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, jenny slate, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> seth: hi, jenny >> hi, seth. >> seth: last timencement speech at a high school. >> true. true t >> seth:e. >> correct >> seth: you did one -- you gave a speech, a different kind of commencement this year recently. >> yesth >> seth: made papers >> yeah. >> seth: made the papers >> yeah. >> seth: do you want to explain to everybody why it made the papers >> well, first of all, that sounds like something went wrong. [ laughter ] >> seth: that's right. it did not go wrong. >>o, nothing went wrong. >> seth: it made the papers, because it was so right. >> that's right. >> i guesseah. i me, yes, sure. what happened was that a lovely young lady named gwen lynch was the last student to ever graduate from the one-room schoolhouse on cuttyhu island. she's an 8th grader. i gave the commencement speech to her class which was her >> seth: yes [ laughter ] >> o [ cheers and applause >> seth: so you gave a one person commencement speech >> yeah. ye seth: was she someone you requested? >> okay, no. well, i mean, i would request her. i think she's r
, jenny slate, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> seth: hi, jenny >> hi, seth. >> seth: last timencement speech at a high school. >> true. true t >> seth:e. >> correct >> seth: you did one -- you gave a speech, a different kind of commencement this year recently. >> yesth >> seth: made papers >> yeah. >> seth: made the papers >> yeah. >> seth: do you want to explain to everybody why it made the papers >>...
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>> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause good to hear in that case, let's get to the news new video has surfaced showing president trump conversing and joking with financier jeffrey epstein, who is facing multiple sexual assault charges in a 1992 party at mar-a-lago. trump doesn't care about the video because it doesn't prove anything, and epstein doesn't care about it because it's 26 years old. [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ light laughter ] according to a new poll, republican support for president trump has increased following his racist remarks about minority congresswomen how is that possible were there actually republicans out there going, "i don't know, he seems racist, but - [ laughter ] -- i need more proof." [ laughter ] new york governor andrew cuomo signed legislation yesterday raising the smoking age to 21. but luckily for teenage smokers, they already look 30 [ laughter ] an australian fisherman recently discovered a 50-year-old
>> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause good to hear in that case, let's get to the news new video has surfaced showing president trump conversing and joking with financier jeffrey epstein, who is facing multiple sexual assault charges in a 1992 party at mar-a-lago. trump doesn't care about the video because it doesn't prove anything, and epstein doesn't care about it because it's 26 years old. [ laughter ] [...
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meyers. [ cheers and applause >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause in that case, let's get to the news according to a new poll, the controversy surrounding former vice president joe biden's recent comments about working with segregationists had no impact on his popularity here's what his popularity looks like [ laughter ] party officials have released the ground rules for this week's democratic primary debates, and candidates will have 60 seconds to answer questions and 30 seconds to respond to follow ups. follow ups like, "i'm sorry, what was your name again [ laughter ] no, no, not you, the other one who looks like you." [ laughter ] president trump today bragged about wall street performance tweeting, quote, "stock market is headed for one of our best months in the history of our country. thank you, mr. president." [ laughter ] is he thanking himself in his own tweet? [ laughter ] that's like leaving yourself a voicemail the morning after you masturbate to say you had a good tim
meyers. [ cheers and applause >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause in that case, let's get to the news according to a new poll, the controversy surrounding former vice president joe biden's recent comments about working with segregationists had no impact on his popularity here's what his popularity looks like [ laughter ] party officials have released the ground rules for this week's democratic primary debates,...
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spula. >> seth: spach >> it's going right on top >> seth: of course it is >> yeah. >> seth: great >>t like that. >> seth: this is so good looking. >> right >> seth: all rightto are you going ut two - oh [ laughter ] you made too much noise! [ laughter ] i told you to be quiet when i'm doing my eggs! [ light laughter ] >> i think it looks good we're just -- a little architecture, you know >> seth: yeah, that's fine >> sandwich archetecture >> s i mean, it's all going the same place >> that's right. [ light laughter ] put the tomato on top. okay, and then i do feel strongly about mayonnaise on the top. >> seth: oh, interesting >> right >> seth: okay, sure. >> not for you >> seth: no, whatever. >> you want hot sauce? >> seth: i do want hot sauce >> okay. >> seth: gotcha. >> i'm going to take the mayo. >> seth: okay. >> awesome possum. >> seth: okay. >> cool. >> seth: oh. >> right >> seth: all right >> no mayonnaise on top. >> seth: okay. yeah, let it go.la [ hter ] [ applause ] >> mm-hmm. >> seth: all right, are we ready? >> i guess oh seth: okay. chrs this is wonderful. >> cheers. >> s
spula. >> seth: spach >> it's going right on top >> seth: of course it is >> yeah. >> seth: great >>t like that. >> seth: this is so good looking. >> right >> seth: all rightto are you going ut two - oh [ laughter ] you made too much noise! [ laughter ] i told you to be quiet when i'm doing my eggs! [ light laughter ] >> i think it looks good we're just -- a little architecture, you know >> seth: yeah, that's fine >>...
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meyers. [ cheers and applause >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.his is "late night. how is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause at is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news vice president mike pence gave an interview with cbs yesterday where he said that both he and president trump were not pleased by the racist chantshat broke out at a campaign rally last week and when he says, "not pleased," he means, "could have be louder." [ light laughter ] despite saying this afternoon y at they are, quote, "verd t r our country," presiden trump today denied that his attacks on minority congresswomen are racially motivated.sa trump, "i am not now, and have never been, motivated." [ laughter and applause cnn has announced the candidate line-ups for each night of the upcoming second democratic debatewh and en joe biden saw his competition, he said, "nice! nice nice aw, mn it! [ laughter ] according to a new polator elizabeth warren is believed to be the most prepared of the democratic presidential candidates the poll was conducted by, oh, e
meyers. [ cheers and applause >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.his is "late night. how is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause at is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news vice president mike pence gave an interview with cbs yesterday where he said that both he and president trump were not pleased by the racist chantshat broke out at a campaign rally last week and when he says, "not pleased," he means, "could have be louder." [ light...
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>> hi, seth! >> seth: i am thrilled to have you here. ten-minute show -- >> yeah. >> seth: -- that you then developed into an hour-long stage show that you then adapted yourself into a television show. >> yes. >> seth: and now you have brought it back to a one-hour stage show in new york city. >> i am milking it for everything it's worth. [ laughter ] >> seth: there will be nothing left after this. >> no, no. she's exhausted. >> seth: and it's sold out, which is fantastic. congratulations. i always feel bad when people -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> thanks. >> seth: when people come on to promote something and they can't gain anything from their appearance here. do you have any -- because you've done it for so long, and had it in your life for so long, can you still get nervous before a show? is that something that happens? >> yeah, yeah. >> seth: okay. >> no, absolutely. yeah, it's just that moment of hell just like three seconds before you go -- like i just had here now, actually. [ laughter ] why do we do this? and then you're th
>> hi, seth! >> seth: i am thrilled to have you here. ten-minute show -- >> yeah. >> seth: -- that you then developed into an hour-long stage show that you then adapted yourself into a television show. >> yes. >> seth: and now you have brought it back to a one-hour stage show in new york city. >> i am milking it for everything it's worth. [ laughter ] >> seth: there will be nothing left after this. >> no, no. she's exhausted. >> seth:...
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meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news officials in south korea announced yesterday that north korea fired two unidentified projectiles into the sea. "a guy can dream," said trump, with his two projectiles [ laughter ] reporters have found that a doctored version of the presidential seal was projected behind president trump at an event earlier this week, which featured a two-headed russian eagle clutching a set of golf clubs and a banner reading "45 is a puppet" in spanish. [ laughter ] hmm. somebody doesn't like trump and also speaks spanish, busted! [ laughter and applause according to reports, rudy guiliani is serving as president trump's lawyer for free well, i think we can all agree he is worth every penny. [ laughter ] that's right guiliani is serving as trump's lawyer for free. actually, what trump said is, "you can bill me all you want but i am never going to pay you. [ laughter ] according t
meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news officials in south korea announced yesterday that north korea fired two unidentified projectiles into the sea. "a guy can dream," said trump, with his two projectiles [ laughter ] reporters have found that a doctored version of the presidential seal was projected behind president trump at an event...
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>> seth: yeah., it is a fax machine [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] >> okay, so they're two friends who just won grammys [ laughter ] >> seth: okay, well, now karen -- i don't want just like a general idea of what's going on. [ laughter ] >> i -- okay, well, they are at the grammy awards. they think the show was two thumbs up. [ light laughter ] >> seth: this is milli vanilli does that mean anything to you >> truly, no >> seth: oh, wow [ laughter ] well, i'm gonna tell you something. wikipedia milli vanilli, because it's a pretty rad story. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> seth: they won grammys. >> oh. >> seth: and then they had to give them back, because it turned out they lip-synced >> oh, no! >> seth: yeah. they had different - >> that's so awful >> seth: other people gasped, oh, my god [ laughter and applause >> and, karen -- >> i am trying >> seth: karen, you might think i'm lying, but, girl, you know it's true. [ laughter and applause >> okay. that sounds like you made a reference that i don't get
>> seth: yeah., it is a fax machine [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] >> okay, so they're two friends who just won grammys [ laughter ] >> seth: okay, well, now karen -- i don't want just like a general idea of what's going on. [ laughter ] >> i -- okay, well, they are at the grammy awards. they think the show was two thumbs up. [ light laughter ] >> seth: this is milli vanilli does that mean anything to you >> truly, no >> seth: oh, wow [ laughter ]...
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, seth [ laughter ] >> seth: all right, all right. >> can we just get back -- >> seth: okay. >> -- onhere is a crisis at the border a national emergency >> seth: a national emergency. roll the tape. >> there is no crisis at the border, seth [ light laughter ] no national emergency. >> seth: charles, are you trying something new with your hair >> yes i stopped hiding the fact that i'm bald i'm proud of it, and i'm never wearing a toupee again [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> you know -- you know, i can forgive the gotcha journalism, but not the bald shaming, seth >> seth: no, no. [ laughter ] i'm just -- i'm just -- just using your own words >> yeah, but you're taking them out of context you know, i hate burritos. but i bet you could probably find some vague, generic clip that makes it seem like i love burritos >> seth: like this one >> seth: tell me a little more about -- >> mmm [ laughter ] this is so good. >> this is textbook liberal hit job of destroying my reputation. all right? if i said "women should definitely be paid the same as men," what are you gonna do? find some obscure radio
, seth [ laughter ] >> seth: all right, all right. >> can we just get back -- >> seth: okay. >> -- onhere is a crisis at the border a national emergency >> seth: a national emergency. roll the tape. >> there is no crisis at the border, seth [ light laughter ] no national emergency. >> seth: charles, are you trying something new with your hair >> yes i stopped hiding the fact that i'm bald i'm proud of it, and i'm never wearing a toupee again [...
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meyers.entlem >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late night.ev how'ybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause that is wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news president trump this weekend attacked house oversightcu chairman elijah ings and called cummings' primarily blaci dist a, quote, "disgusting rat and rodent-infested mess." adding, quote, "no human being would want to live there." now, that sounds racist -- [ laughter ] president trump today continued his attacks -- [ laughter ] elijah cummings and thty of baltimore. tweeting, quote, "baltimore can be brought back, maybe even to new heights of success andy, glorut not with king elijah and that crew. well, okay bane. [ lauger and applause next trump's going to tweet, "we have 12 hours to find what he's buried in the ravens' 50 yard line." [ light laughter ] "the clock is ticking, mr. cummings." [ light laughter ] my bane's getting better [ light laughter ] according to politico, president trump reads at least four newspapers a day, though i think that number w
meyers.entlem >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late night.ev how'ybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause that is wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news president trump this weekend attacked house oversightcu chairman elijah ings and called cummings' primarily blaci dist a, quote, "disgusting rat and rodent-infested mess." adding, quote, "no human being would want to live there." now, that sounds racist -- [ laughter ] president trump...
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shot >> last scene shot, seth >> seth: and how was that?d because i shot it by myself >> seth: uh-huh. >> so no one else was -- i was on a phone call doing my last scene, so it kind of was easier than connecting and having eye contact. >> seth: yeah, yeah. >> jenji was there all the writers were there and i actually sang a song i wrote a song for my cast mates called "seasons" and the whole crew and cast came back to take a final photo and i sang the song, barely sang the song i kind of talk-sang it because i was crying so much yeah, they just enjoyed it so i found a way to incorporate as many of their names into the song or memories that we've had together into the song and shared it with them. it was crazy because jenji decided to put it in the show. >> seth: oh, wow >> so it will be in season 7 you'll get to hear "seasons" on season 7 >> seth: that's fantastic. you also have a new lp >> yes go listen to it. i'm so proud [ cheers and applause thank you. yes. >> seth: that's excellent. well, i am so happy for everything that you have going
shot >> last scene shot, seth >> seth: and how was that?d because i shot it by myself >> seth: uh-huh. >> so no one else was -- i was on a phone call doing my last scene, so it kind of was easier than connecting and having eye contact. >> seth: yeah, yeah. >> jenji was there all the writers were there and i actually sang a song i wrote a song for my cast mates called "seasons" and the whole crew and cast came back to take a final photo and i sang...
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>> i'd like to think somewhere inside i still am. >> seth: yeah. >> seth, yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth:nk rocker that is still inside you is surprised that you, the outside you, is running for president? [ laughter ] >> yeah. maybe just a little bit, but i'll tell you, this campaign at its best has a do-it-yourself ethic and spirit we don't take a dime from a single political action committee or corporation or it's all people, all the time, driving from one town to the next, showing up, telling our story but listening to the stories of others. which was kind of like touring in a punk rock band in the 1990s -- [ laughter ] a little bit >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. >> seth: probably a nicer car situation. >> yes, yeah [ laughter ] we were touring in a -- we called it the lumber wagon it was a station wagon with four guys, our amps, the drum kit and maybe one change of clothes per person >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> and then on the road for the entire summer, but one of the best ways to spend that part of our lives, and it's still with me it's still with me >> seth: that's fantastic. i also w
>> i'd like to think somewhere inside i still am. >> seth: yeah. >> seth, yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth:nk rocker that is still inside you is surprised that you, the outside you, is running for president? [ laughter ] >> yeah. maybe just a little bit, but i'll tell you, this campaign at its best has a do-it-yourself ethic and spirit we don't take a dime from a single political action committee or corporation or it's all people, all the time, driving from one town to...
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>> seth: what?ck [ bleep ] because that's the dopest comeback ever [ laughter ] yeah last night i tried to buy milk at a bodega and they were like, "we don't take debit cards" and i was like "i have exact change, bitch! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause then the u.s. beat england and the netherlands and became the world champs for the second time in a row and not only that, megan rapinoe is here tonight to celebrate [ cheers and applause it was a great ending for straight fans. for lesbians, it was just the beginning. because then things got very gay. player kelley o'hara ran into the stands and kissed her girlfriend, even though she wasn't even officially out what a badass way to come out. i came out in my apartment by whispering to my straight roommate, "i think i like girls. and then she said, "okay" and then we just went back to watching "dawson's creek." [ laughter ] then goalkeeper ashlyn harris posted a picture of herself wearing this look at that outfit. [ cheers and applause it's like she'
>> seth: what?ck [ bleep ] because that's the dopest comeback ever [ laughter ] yeah last night i tried to buy milk at a bodega and they were like, "we don't take debit cards" and i was like "i have exact change, bitch! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause then the u.s. beat england and the netherlands and became the world champs for the second time in a row and not only that, megan rapinoe is here tonight to celebrate [ cheers and applause it was a great ending for straight...
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seth: wow >> yeah, it's almost a baker's dozen. >> seth: almost a baker's dozen. >> yeah. >> seth: it'sthe president's border wall. >> i do, seth. walls work they stop illegal immigration. i believe that now and i always will >> seth: wls work. now, that's interesting, because i'm pretty sure you've said the exact opposite >> i don't think that's true [ laughter ] it is no, it is. you said it on this very show. let's take a look at the tape. >> seth, walls don't work. they do not stop illegal immigration. i have never believed theyo d i never will [ laughter ] >> okay, seth. that is so unfair. ha seth: now, what about tis unfair >> this style of gotcha journalism you know, you should never bring someone on your show just to run old clips of them contradicting themselves it's character assassination, pure and simple. >> sh: now, see, that's not what you said last time you were on the show. [ laughter ] let's take a look at the tape. >> you know what i like on do? bring someone show and run old clips of them contradicting themselves and then assassinate their character. [ laughter ] >> ok
seth: wow >> yeah, it's almost a baker's dozen. >> seth: almost a baker's dozen. >> yeah. >> seth: it'sthe president's border wall. >> i do, seth. walls work they stop illegal immigration. i believe that now and i always will >> seth: wls work. now, that's interesting, because i'm pretty sure you've said the exact opposite >> i don't think that's true [ laughter ] it is no, it is. you said it on this very show. let's take a look at the tape. >>...
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>> seth: cool.l have to work tomorrow [ laughter ] seriously, you have nothing to do how can that -- you're the president. and look, on some level, it's comforting to know that trump isn't actually doing anything. in fact, i'd prefer it if he spent all his time crawling around [ cheers and applause that's what we want, right on all fours like some sort of bloated possum i mean, look at him. [ laughter ] looks like he just saw a chicken nugget in the wild and he's trying to sneak up on it [ laughter ] "easy, don't startle the nest. [ laughter ] get him quick before the mama comes back." [ laughter ] so trump is obviously no political mastermind in fact, last night he tried to mention congresswoman alexandria ocasio-cortez and clearly could not remember her name >> but cortez, somebody said that's not her name. it's - [ hissing sound [ laughter ] they said, that's not her name, sir. i said, no, no i don't have time go with three different names. we'll call her cortez. too much time. takes too much tim
>> seth: cool.l have to work tomorrow [ laughter ] seriously, you have nothing to do how can that -- you're the president. and look, on some level, it's comforting to know that trump isn't actually doing anything. in fact, i'd prefer it if he spent all his time crawling around [ cheers and applause that's what we want, right on all fours like some sort of bloated possum i mean, look at him. [ laughter ] looks like he just saw a chicken nugget in the wild and he's trying to sneak up on it...
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>> yeah. >> seth: and not a lot going on hereve >> no, it's slight. >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. >> seth:- 'cause you did some stand-up comedy >> i did >> seth: but in your early days, u actually thought there was a chance -- ventriloquism was thing you took >> you know, when i was a kid, you know, i wanted to be in show business >> seth: yeah. >> you know, i didn't necessarily know like how to be an actor but i figured, you tta know a lot of stuff. so, i learned how to juggle. i learned how to ride a unicycle [ light laughter ] and then i -- for a little while i thought ventriloquism, that -- [ laughter ] that's my ticket >> seth: andhen did you realize it was the '80s and none of those skills actually mattered anymore [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah.sappoi >> years of training >> seth: but then good news was that, you know, you though, "oh, you wasted all that time learning to do that stuff," and in the end they were like, "you know what's good, though l you look atle bit like a psycho." [ laughter ] >> yes >> seth: "we can use that. so you were doing stand-up and at the same that you were d
>> yeah. >> seth: and not a lot going on hereve >> no, it's slight. >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. >> seth:- 'cause you did some stand-up comedy >> i did >> seth: but in your early days, u actually thought there was a chance -- ventriloquism was thing you took >> you know, when i was a kid, you know, i wanted to be in show business >> seth: yeah. >> you know, i didn't necessarily know like how to be an actor but i figured, you tta know...
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meyers. >> seth: good evening.h meyers. this is "late night. how is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause let's get to the news. the white house celebrated the national day of prayer, today, with a christian band performing worship songs in the rose garden and it's nice to know that every once in a while he's suffering, too. [ laughter ] according to a new survey, 89% of americans are able to recite the first three words of the constitution said one american, "i believe it's 'me, the person.' [ light laughter ] [ applause ] president trump announced in a tweet today that his federal reserve nominee, stephen moore, has withdrawn himself from consideration following criticism from some republican senators oh, why is that, republican senators are you afraid he was unqualified? did you think, maybe, he didn't understand the job [ light laughter ] maybe you thought he would do permanent damage to the institution? [ light laughter ] or maybe you thought that just because someone was on tv for a while didn't mean
meyers. >> seth: good evening.h meyers. this is "late night. how is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause let's get to the news. the white house celebrated the national day of prayer, today, with a christian band performing worship songs in the rose garden and it's nice to know that every once in a while he's suffering, too. [ laughter ] according to a new survey, 89% of americans are able to recite the first three words of the constitution said one american, "i believe...
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she's - >> seth: so she's looking at chinatown. >> seth: yeah.here's the best part when we get there, we get off the bus, say good-bye to the driver who's very perplexed at this moment. he's understand. anwe walk into chinatown my mom looks around and goes, "same. [ laughter ] and then about -- i'm not kidding, like 15, 20 seconds's later, she like, "let's go home." and that was it. [ laughter ] w she justants to go there to be like, "is everything in order? is everything where i put it?" >> seth: that's so great well, at least chinatowns are not like mcdonald's.i you know what an >> that's true but although, i realized after this trip, if that's what y tters to her, we could s local. we can go to iowa, you know. we can go to michigan. we can go to all the just domestic cnatowns. we don't have to go across an ocean. >> seth: yeah, that's true >> let's go see all thowamerican chin why are we doing this? >> seth: yeah, wn you get on a british air flight, you feel , like, they're never likeet me guess off to chinatown [ laughter ] taking a trip to s
she's - >> seth: so she's looking at chinatown. >> seth: yeah.here's the best part when we get there, we get off the bus, say good-bye to the driver who's very perplexed at this moment. he's understand. anwe walk into chinatown my mom looks around and goes, "same. [ laughter ] and then about -- i'm not kidding, like 15, 20 seconds's later, she like, "let's go home." and that was it. [ laughter ] w she justants to go there to be like, "is everything in order? is...
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ladies and gentl, seth meyersse [ applau ] >> seth: i'm seth meyers we're live it is 125 a.m. this is "late night."in how's everybody tonight? in that case, let's get to the news tonight was the first democratic presidential debate between elizabeth warren, cory booker, your middle school vice principal, the lady who kept your frisbee, the guy your mom dated after the divorce, and three bill de blasios. so it was quite a field. [ applause ] senator elizabeth warren was the only candidate appearing in tonight's debate who has been polling in double digits but to be fair bill de blasio also gets double digits. during tonight's debate, beto o'rourke answered a portion of and then he answered t next ish. question in irish.mo tonight's deatic debate featured questions sent in by viewers, which explains why rachel maddow asked cory booker why isn't "chicagoed" on senator elizabeth warren said re the next pdent needs to have the courage to take on the giants which was awkward because bill de blasio was right next to heir former representative john delaney appeared confused when to gi
ladies and gentl, seth meyersse [ applau ] >> seth: i'm seth meyers we're live it is 125 a.m. this is "late night."in how's everybody tonight? in that case, let's get to the news tonight was the first democratic presidential debate between elizabeth warren, cory booker, your middle school vice principal, the lady who kept your frisbee, the guy your mom dated after the divorce, and three bill de blasios. so it was quite a field. [ applause ] senator elizabeth warren was the only...
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. >> hello hi, seth >> seth: it's so great to see you. >> you, too. >> seth: you know, i love askinge you're here. >> yeah. >> seth: last time you were here, we talked about how you were renovating her house for her. >> yes >> seth: and you just -- you were filming the show in london. >> mm-hmm. >> seth: and you had her come to london >> yeah, my family, they find a way to come wherever i'm filming. and it's never just one. it's my mom, my step dad, my aunt who lives next door, my sister, my brother-in-law, my niece, my brother and his girlfriend >> seth: wow [ laughter ] >> all of them >> seth: it's a lot of people. i feel like that is not -- i mean, you have a photo here. >> yeah, well, so when they came to london i really wanted it to be special they'd never been in london. and you'd think that one of them was dying. because they literally went to kensington palace, and wimbledon three times. met serena williams. i mean, this is -- this is where they meet her. >> seth: that's proof they met serena williams. >> yeah. >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. [ laughter ] they -- we did everything. a
. >> hello hi, seth >> seth: it's so great to see you. >> you, too. >> seth: you know, i love askinge you're here. >> yeah. >> seth: last time you were here, we talked about how you were renovating her house for her. >> yes >> seth: and you just -- you were filming the show in london. >> mm-hmm. >> seth: and you had her come to london >> yeah, my family, they find a way to come wherever i'm filming. and it's never just one. it's...
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meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.re live it's 12:37 a.m. and this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause that's great to hear in that case, let's get to the news tonight was the second democratic presidential debate between the past, the present, the future, and i guess outer space. [ laughter ] "the new york post" published a series of drinking games that viewers could play during the democratic debate, like drink every time you see someone who should drop out. [ laughter ] tonight was a night to imagine what the future could be we could have our first woman of color as president, our first openly gay president, or our first business casual president. [ laughter ] during tonight's debate, each candidate was asked which country they would most want to repair relations with. kirsten gillibrand chose iran while marianne williamson chose narnia [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause an estimated 15 million people watched last night's half of the democratic debate on television, and one person wa
meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.re live it's 12:37 a.m. and this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause that's great to hear in that case, let's get to the news tonight was the second democratic presidential debate between the past, the present, the future, and i guess outer space. [ laughter ] "the new york post" published a series of drinking games that viewers could play during the democratic debate, like drink every time you...
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ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers [ cheers and applause >> seth: hey, i'm seth meyers this is "late night. we're live at 12:37 a.m. how is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that was wonderful to hear during her opening statement in tonight's democratic debate, senator elizabeth warren said that president trump disgraces the office of the president every single day, which isn't fair, because he's really only in the office like twice a week [ laughter ] after the first half of tonight's debate, google searches for former congressman john dlany increased by 3400%, and still no results [ laughter ] president trump did not tweet for the entirety of tonight's debate i think we all owe a big thank you to "the bachelorette" finale [ applause ] this week's second democratic debate is separate into two parts. although you can't really have a substantive debate between ten people, even in a threesome, somebody ends up feeling left out. even if they had the best ideas. [ laughter ] tonight's half of the debate marked the first appearance of steve bullock, who replaced congressman eric swa
ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers [ cheers and applause >> seth: hey, i'm seth meyers this is "late night. we're live at 12:37 a.m. how is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that was wonderful to hear during her opening statement in tonight's democratic debate, senator elizabeth warren said that president trump disgraces the office of the president every single day, which isn't fair, because he's really only in the office like twice a week [ laughter ] after the first half...
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meyers. >> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? cheers and applause that is good to hear in that case, let's get to the news, everybody. former vice president joe bidena aigned in iowa today and i don't know, seeing joe
meyers. >> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? cheers and applause that is good to hear in that case, let's get to the news, everybody. former vice president joe bidena aigned in iowa today and i don't know, seeing joe
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seth rich was killed on july 10th.know from the mueller report and the indictment when the gru online persona guccifer 2.0 sends that archive of emails. it was july 14th. it was four days after seth rich was dead. so assange knew from the get-go that -- >> he was lying. >> seth rich could not have been his source. >> i should also say that my beloved magazine, "the nation," that i worked at for years ran stories dabbling in this. this got to lots of places that were left venues that adopted it, there were conservative venues, all the way up to sean hannity and local news stations. this was everywhere. >> and we should point out, the trump white house. we have text messages from steve bannon. >> this is crazy. >> huge story. it was a contract kill, obviously. >> he's texting a cbs journalist saying this was a contract killing. >> yes. >> like, this becomes -- this harkens back to the whitewater years when, you know, the head of the oversight committee dan burton is shooting a melon in his backyard. no, seriously. >> it'
seth rich was killed on july 10th.know from the mueller report and the indictment when the gru online persona guccifer 2.0 sends that archive of emails. it was july 14th. it was four days after seth rich was dead. so assange knew from the get-go that -- >> he was lying. >> seth rich could not have been his source. >> i should also say that my beloved magazine, "the nation," that i worked at for years ran stories dabbling in this. this got to lots of places that were...
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seth roggin is on jimmy kimmel. have a wonderful rest of your fourth of july. >> dicky: from the caesars entertainment zappos theater, it's jimmy kimmel in las vegas. tonight, seth rogen, mike tyson, jimmy rides a las vegas zip line. and music from iggy azalea, presented by mazda, with cleto and the cletones. and now, going for broke! jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. very nice. thank you. thank you, thank you. hello! hello, everyone. muchas gracias. i'm jimmy. thank you for coming. [cheers and applause] i appreciate that. thank you. please, relax, relax. i'm glad, thank you very much. i'm very happy you're here. i'm happy i'm here. it's great to be back in las vegas. [cheers and applause] let me ask a quick question. how many of you in our audience tonight, how many of you actually live in las vegas? [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i lived, i lived in las vegas at one time. now i'm trying not to die in las vegas, because this is our fourth night here. you know you've been in vega
seth roggin is on jimmy kimmel. have a wonderful rest of your fourth of july. >> dicky: from the caesars entertainment zappos theater, it's jimmy kimmel in las vegas. tonight, seth rogen, mike tyson, jimmy rides a las vegas zip line. and music from iggy azalea, presented by mazda, with cleto and the cletones. and now, going for broke! jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. very nice. thank you. thank you, thank you. hello! hello, everyone. muchas...
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seth rich was killed on july 10th. we know from the mueller report and the indictment when the gru online persona guccifer 2.0 sends that archive of emails. it was july 14th. it was four days after seth rich was dead. so assange knew from the get-go that -- >> he was lying. >> seth rich could not have been his source. >> i should also say that my beloved magazine, "the nation," that i worked at for years ran stories dabbling in this. this got to lots of places that were left venues that adopted it, there were conservative venues, all the way up to sean hannity and local news stations. this was everywhere. >> and we should point out, the trump white house. we have text messages from steve that is "all in" for this evening. >>> tonight the president tries to distance himself from an old friend, a new york finance year and sex offender. while trump sympathizes with his labor secretary under fire for his handling of the initial case. >>> plus the democrats are papering washington preparing to issue a dozen subpoenas to wit
seth rich was killed on july 10th. we know from the mueller report and the indictment when the gru online persona guccifer 2.0 sends that archive of emails. it was july 14th. it was four days after seth rich was dead. so assange knew from the get-go that -- >> he was lying. >> seth rich could not have been his source. >> i should also say that my beloved magazine, "the nation," that i worked at for years ran stories dabbling in this. this got to lots of places that...
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seth: mr.ueller stated that this report do not totally exonerate the president as trump has repeatedly stated. while that is a statement we already knew, to hear mueller state that definitively is a moment the democrats will jump on, and then we have the context of what this means. from my perspective, impeachment -- they can bring articles of impeachment, but you have to have 18 republican senators defect from the party and vote to remove the president. i do not think anybody thinks that will happen. what we are looking at is how does this play in the 2020 election. david: you've practiced law in washington. you operated the intersection between law and politics. it is not up to robert mueller to decide whether to impeach the president. seth: 100%. david: law may inform it. our congressmen looking for cover or justification? what are they looking for. it is their job, having read the report, to decide whether to impeach or not. seth: i think there is a basis to bring articles of impeachment ta
seth: mr.ueller stated that this report do not totally exonerate the president as trump has repeatedly stated. while that is a statement we already knew, to hear mueller state that definitively is a moment the democrats will jump on, and then we have the context of what this means. from my perspective, impeachment -- they can bring articles of impeachment, but you have to have 18 republican senators defect from the party and vote to remove the president. i do not think anybody thinks that will...