meyers. >> seth: good evening.rs. this is "late night. how is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that's fantastic in that case, let's get to the news federal prosecutors yesterday, recommended that former trump adviser, roger stone, be sentenced to seven to nine years in prison for lying to congress. then today, the department of justice issued a statement calling for much less prison time for stone and trump said that he had the right to tell the justice department what to do. then all four prosecutors in the stone case resigned in protest and then, trump called for the military to pursue legal action against lieutenant colonel alexander vindman for testifying against him in the impeachment trial. and senate republicans blocked three bills to prevent foreign interference in our elections. and lindsey graham and don junior showed up on "fox news" in matching trump merch. [ light laughter ] i guess what i'm telling you is, by this time tomorrow we might be a cooking show. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applaus

marcello. ♪ [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm sethers, this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news president trump tweeted last night that he was looking forward to the world economic forum this week because the u.s. economy is quote number one in the universe by far [ light laughter ] which is a real slap in the face to prime minister glaxor [ laughter ] senate majority leader mitch mcconnell has unveiled his proposed rules for president trump's impeachment trial. and to keep things simple he revealed the rules by emoji. [ laughter ] vice president mike pence -- [ applause ] vice president mike pence will visit the vatican this week and he will have a great time as long as he doesn't look up [ laughter and applause they're just friends, right? [ laughter ] democrats today accused republicans of attempting to hold most of president trump's impeachment trial late at night to limit the number of people watching on television even though my agent kee

>> seth: i didn't. >> neither did i >> seth: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> but i wanted to >> seth: yeah. >> iy all those s's in "s." >> seth: yeah, that's great. >> that's cool [ light laughter ] the pittsburgh -- the pittsburgh steelers, which obviously -- >> seth: uh-huh. huge fan >> huge fan. >> seth: huge fan. >> huge fan. >> seth: never have once looked at the steelers helmet and thought, "that's an 'e.' [ laughter ] >> can i tell you something? >> seth: yeah. >> neither did i until i started drawing. >> seth: yeah. well, that's -- yeah, yeah >> there you go. >> seth: you found it in the work >> thanks so much. >> seth: yeah. >> i appreciate it if a round of applause, you don't need it. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> um, okay. 30 rock. >> seth: 30 rock >> yeah. >> seth: and a cloud >> and the cloud sort of - [ cheers and applause >> seth: make a "t." >> to make a "t. >> seth: yeah. >> thank so much >> seth: that's great. yeah >> it was tough. >> seth: uh-huh. >> i could have done a cross, but then i thought, "let's not make this religious. >> seth: yeah, let's not >> but a nude man danci

>> i thought very well >> seth: okay. >> yeah. >> seth: you think it should have aired >> yeah. >> seth did should have aired. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. >> seth: that's very noble of you to point that out as well. >> for sure. >> seth: couple of - >> you never let me in on "update," man. >> seth: you were on update -- >> you -- oh, no you always cut me. i had to get celebrities via nick cage so, you couldn't cut it >> seth: no, you were on "update" all the time. >> how about topical frank >> seth: topical frank was a bad sketch >> it sucked [ laughter ] but -- but hear me out, it was topical. [ laughter ] >> seth: do a quick snippet of topical frank for the people >> topical frank would be like - >> seth: he would come on "update. >> he'd be like, "yeah, boy. something about the caucus, "topical." [ laughter ] >> seth: it was your way of a work around when lorne would complain that he wanted update features to be about the news. >> well, you and baze would always tell me like, "it's not really topical and we want something topical this week. >> seth: yeah. >> so -- so we wrot

meyers. >> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is "late night. how is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news the new hampshire primary was last night and according to cable news, here's what happened -- bernie sanders won, but not by a lot. so, it's really like third and pete buttigieg was second, but who saw that coming? so it's more like first. and amy klobuchar was third, which is really surprising so, it's also like first and joe biden came in fifth but was expected to do better. so, it's more like eighth. so, i guess the real winner is andrew yang, because he dropped out and doesn't have to deal with this anymore. so - [ laughter ] -- congratulations, andrew yang, on winning new hampshire [ cheers and applause following last night's new hampshire primary, entrepreneur andrew yang announced he is dropping out of the presidential race. so, now the only way to get $1,000 from a democratic candidate is to go through bloomberg's couch cushions

meyers. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news according to sources, former national security advisor john bolton told conservative donors he thinks president trump is mentally unstable but i'm sure trump will clear up that misconception with 150 tweets at 3:00 a.m [ laughter ] according to researchers, the fonts that political candidates use on campaign materials can influence how voters think of them for example, elizabeth warren uses courier donald trump uses times new roman. and bernie sanders just uses roman. [ laughter ] the bernie sanders campaign announced today that it will host an event in new hampshire next month featuring the band the strokes. and it seemed like trump's rally in jersey last night maybe also featured a stroke. >> shield and shelter -- [ mumbling ] look, look [ laughter ] >> seth: [ mumbling [ laughter ] president trump tweeted in arabic and hebrew yesterday to promote his new mi

meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night.'s everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news president trump gave an address this morning in response to iran's retaliation for his strike on a military leader. the address was hillary clinton's. [ light laughter ] president trump this morning accused last night's strike by iran on u.s. targets as being funded by money given to them under the obama-era nuclear deal man, is there anything he won't blame obama for? "mulligan, that's obama's fault. [ light laughter ] the u.s. army issued a warning yesterday about a fraudulent text message campaign claiming to draft recipients for world war iii. come on. if you get drafted you're not going to get a text. you'll -- you'll get a tweet [ laughter ] prince harry and duchess meghan markle announced on instagram this afternoon that they're stepping away from the royal family and moving to canada, or as it was reported in british tabloids, meghan kidnapped harry! [ light laughter ] p

>> seth: sure.e >> and then i thought, wait, i'm a latina woman and i'm over 40 >> seth: oh. oh no, you didn't >> i did >> seth: oh. [ laughter ] >> i did i tried to do all the moves that shakira and j. lo did in the halftime show. and it did not work out great. [ laughter ] i tried to do this ♪ and i sprained my neck >> seth: sure. [ laughter ] >> then i tried to do this ♪ and i tore my acl. >> seth: yeah. >> then i tried to do this ♪ and i broke my arm in seven places >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> then i came to and i tried to do this. ♪ >> and now i'm gonna need a lot of dental work >> seth: yeah, i mean that -- that sounds bad. >> oh, it gets worse next i tried to do that rope thing that shakira did ♪ but i got myself all tangled up in a complex knot. >> seth: yeah. >> and i couldn't move >> seth: that's not -- [ laughter ] >> so i banged on the floor until a neighbor came over >> seth: yeah. >> but they couldn't untie me either, so they called the fire department >> seth: fire department >> th

but ours was something else. >> seth: which was >> axel foley. >> seth: axel foley. >> yeah. >> seth:ody under the age of 40. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah, exactly but that's really good from "beverly hills cop. >> axel foley is from "beverly hills cop. >> seth: yeah, that's great. >> yes, eddie murphy >> seth: there you go. and was your family happy? 'cause when i told my parents axel, i felt like they weren't -- they didn't think it was awesome. [ light laughter ] >> um -- no >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> my family was not exci -- i come from a large irish-catholic family in philadelphia >> seth: yeah. >> and we are all named robert or james or matthew, mark, luke or john. [ laughter ] and my grandmother, especially -- and look, very supportive people. >> seth: yeah. >> my grandmother was, like, "axel? well, we'll love him anyway. [ laughter ] and i was like, "of course you will of course you will." >> seth: and what's your other -- your other son is --? >> my other son is leo >> seth: and is that -- was that well received? >> that went over really well. [ laughter ] >> seth: why was

. >> well, thank you, seth >> seth: thank you for finding -- >> straight from iowa. >> seth: straightast night. >> mm-hmm. >> seth: it was a smallish debate the seventh debate the first one with only six people is it been - it must be strange in some ways because some of the people who have dropped out are colleagues of yours >> right, i miss my friends, especially kamala and cory >> seth: but -- is it also nicer to have a little bit more real estate over the course of two hours of a debate. >> yeah, you got more room, you know >> seth: yeah. >> motions read. don't run into bernie. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> but it is -- no it's good. and it really gives me the chance to show, really, three things one, optimistic economic agenda for this country, given what this president does every single day, where he brings people down and the second thing, that you're tough enough to beat him. check. i think the debates -- the debates actually - the debates give you that opportunity, because they see you interact with other candidates and the third thing is that you can win because that is the

meyers. >> seth: good evening.h meyers. this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause that is wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news president trump attended the national prayer breakfast today. said trump, "please god, let there be waffles [ light laughter ] please, please, please, please what have i ever done wrong? oh, right, right, right. [ light laughter ] president trump said at the national prayer breakfast today that his impeachment has been a, quote, "terrible ordeal. and that no one in history has been persecuted like him." [ laughter ] "ruined my friday. during his speech on impeachment this afternoon, president trump called first lady melania and daughter, ivanka, to the podium and hugged them. "what was it like? asked eric [ laughter ] after finishing in third place in the iowa caucuses, senator elizabeth warren is pulling $500,000 worth of television ads. and after finishing fourth, joe biden is thinking about pulling a tonya harding. [ laughter and applause

meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause that's great to hear in that case, let's get to the news last night's democratic debate aired exclusively on cbs and included all of your cbs favorites including "survivor," "blue bloods," and of course, "young sheldon." [ laughter ] democrats held their latest primary debate last night. and i have to say it was really jarring to see difference between bloomberg in the debate and bloomberg in every ad break. [ laughter ] it was -- like when you see the tv version of a cheese burger from a fast food commercial. and then you go there. and you get one. and it looks like this [ laughter ] that's debate bloomberg right there. and this -- this is debate bloomberg after elizabeth warren got ahold of him. [ laughter ] during last night's -- [ cheers and applause during last night's debate every candidate was asked to share their personal motto for example, amy klobuchar's was "politics is about improving people's lives." an

>> off-key >> seth: hmm [ laughter ] >> hey, seth what do call a white choir >> seth: what's that >>> seth: okay. [ audience oohs [ laughter ] >> seth: the governor of wisconsin signed a bill that allows kids to sell kool-aid without a permit >> but are cops still gonna hassle black kids selling kool-aid "oh, yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: and now amber, have the cops ever hassled you? >> oh, yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: the new jersey devils -- the new jersey devils hockey team recently hosted an lgbtq pride night. >> "i hope they get in a fight," said the players about the lesbians [ laughter ] >> seth: the website lifehacker recently posted an article titled "buy your white kid a black doll." >> actually, the full title of the article is "buy your white kid a black doll, but watch what they do with it. [ laughter ] >> hey, seth why don't you tell one >> seth: oh, gosh. i don't think i should >> come on, seth just one >> seth: i feel like if i do one of these, it's not gonna end well >> aww, do it. >> aww, please >> come on >> seth: oh, okay. i trust you. you are my friends [ laughter

meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers this is "late night.body doing tonight? [ cheers and applause that's fantastic to hear in that case, let's get to the news former white house chief of staff, john kelly, gave a speech last night forcefully criticizing president trump's conduct in office. all right, cool, but, you worked super closely with him for almost two years this is like, leaving a hospital job and saying, "oh, by the way, dr. friedman never washed his hands. [ laughter ] why are you just telling us now? did "dancing with the stars" not call you back? i can't believe i'm going to say this, but i have more respect for scaramucci that dude was there for a week and a half, but he's been out here warning us about trump for two years. so - [ laughter and applause so why don't you put your face back in your hand and carry it out to the garbage president trump hinted yesterday that he may pardon his former adviser roger stone who was convicted as part of the russia investigation. oh, come on, roger stone doesn't get pardoned from prison he

meyers. >> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news president trump and first lady melania trhal ump vi today in india and it must have been upsetting to trump that that taj mahal has been there for 400 years, but his declared bankruptcy after a year. [ laughter ] while in india today, president trump and first ladyd mahatma gandhi's former home said trump, "cool, where's he live now?" [ laughter ] nicer place?" [ light laughter ] disgraced movie mogul, harvey weinstein was convicted today in a sexual assault trial. ah, you mean "the walker" didn' work [ laughter ] oh, man, he's really, really going to have to - [ cheers and applause "i lied." as a strategy, he's going to have to step it up at sentencing and just arrive in a hearse. [ laughter ] president trump on friday attacked the south korean movie "parasite" for winning oscar for best picture and claimed, "it should only have been allow

in order to have seth convicted. >> they had of seth fixated.t failed to implicate him. >> our theory at trial was obviously it was ibar and rincon. why wouldn't it be? they were his buds. couldn't they be the image just as easily as seth penalver? >> i think they were throwing stuff up just to feel doubt. if he saw your brother walking down the street in a video, even though it's blurry, you'd know it's him. >> after ten nerve-wracking days, the jury finally returned on december 21st, 2012. >> you're fraught with just every emotion in the world. >> the moment was captured by cell phone video. >> we the jury find, count one of the indictment, not guilty. >> it kicks in that you know what? i'm not guilty. i don't know what happened. >> i left my body. i was crying like a baby. it's too much emotion. just too much. >> i could not believe it. is this even real? i got right on my knees in the middle of the courtroom, and i went to praying and praying and praying. >> later that night, seth penalver walked away from prison a free man. seth's case brou

applause ♪ ♪ >> seth: welcome back. >> thanks, seth. >> seth: big news in zach's world. >> yes >> seth >> seth: and i know -- i know from experience, obviously, the hardest part about getting a puppy is potty training them how is it going? >> well, it's going okay i went to the park and then, in addition to potty training, we were working on getting him not to pull on the leash. and so, the way you're supposed to do that, evidently, is like, if they go in one direction, you go in the other. but it took a long time because he's a puppy and because i'm up late, i've been drinking a lot of like tea and coffee and stuff. >> seth: sure. >> so by the time i was done at the park, i really had to pee myself >> seth: uh-huh. >> and -- but there was only one of those like park murder restrooms. >> seth: yes [ laughter ] >> where like if you go in, there's an 80% chance someone is going to make upsetting eye contact with you >> seth: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> so, i didn't go i was like, "i can make it home, no problem." and i got in the car and i was driving. and i realized it was much more urgent tha

would agree with seth. there's so much about this we do not know which is one of the biggest issues we have. that said, a lot of the investments we have been making in laboratory systems and work referral systems and in information systems are all extraordinarily important now. that is where we can continue to put resources. one of the things we are doing is putting resources to beef up the labs. to make sure there are good infection prevention control practices in place. is there good information out? even though that information is changing dramatically as we move forward. those are things we can do to mitigate as much as possible. we did not talk about this innovation but it is important. innovative financing. m, have already used our ifi the innovative financing facility for immunization. for does not engage in this countries that do multiyear processes, countries have given us guarantees a long time. seth: with those we can go to the market and raise money. we immunized 80 million children before we ha

congressman seth moulton of massachusetts was serving as a u.s. marine in iraq in the year 2004, which is the same year that colonel vindman was there and the same year that he was awarded the purple heart when he was wounded by an ied in iraq. today congressman molten said of his fellow combat veteran, quote, lieutenant clernl vindman is a patriot and a profile in courage, the opposite of president trump. republicans who claim trump has learned his lesson were so naive. joining us now live is congressman seth moulton, democrat of massachusetts. sir, i thank you for taking time to join us tonight. >> it's good to be back, rachel. >> let me just get your response. i've seen a little bit of it in terms of what you posted online. i'm not sure this is a surprise. it was telegraphed the last 24 hours. there were a lot of people who said they'd make sure this didn't happen, and it has nevertheless happened tonight. >> you know, you pointed out that donald trump has the most powerful position in the world, but he's not a powerful person. he's a weak pers

marcello. ♪ [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth

meyers. >> seth: good evening.

we'll be right back with seth cousins after this.king with mike bloomberg was one of the most empowering experiences that i've had. it's important to talk to the people who know him personally. i worked for him for 8 years in city hall. i've been working for bloomberg for 27 years. 25 years. almost 30 years. there's nobody that i respect more, and felt more respected by. mike believes excellence is not defined by gender. mike builds a culture that advances women. i was the first woman ever appointed to be council to the mayor. he expects excellence out of everyone, but he also provides the kind of support that allows you to be that person. mike called to tell me, you should be proud of what you've done and your name should be on that project. he has faith in you, he believes in you. it was about always showing up and doing your best. i always knew that he had my back. he was raised by an extraordinary woman, she supported him all along the way and that's very much a part of who he is. mike supports women, he promotes women, and he re

by the way, seth gallagher is going to be with us next hour -- morrison, excuse me, seth morrison isth us next hour to talk about why he quit, what he saw, what he's concerned about. so hopefully get some more ze s answers from him. >> stay with us for that. >>> michael bloomberg is offering to release three women from confidealtality groups. he says they can be released from the agreements. his rival, senator elizabeth warren, says he needs to do more. >> it's just not good enough. michael bloomberg needs to do a blanket release so that all women who have been muzzled by nondisclosure agreements can step up and tell their side of the story. >> remember, senator warren's been pressuring bloomberg on this issue. thursday she brought a physical copy of a contract that she wrote herself to a cnn town hall urging bloomberg to sign it. he did decline, by the way. >>> so still ahead, jurors in the trial of harvey weinstein are deliberating on monday again. could a note sent to the court yesterday signal which way they're leaning? we'll talk about it. do you have concerns about mild memory

i would just certainly agree with seth.there's so much about this we don't know, which is what are the big issues we have. it could go in any way. that said, a lot of investment we have been making a laboratory systems and in work referral systems and in information systems are all extraordinarily important now. that's will be can continue to put resources and one of the things we're starting to do now, put resources into, beef up the labs, can we make sure there's good infection prevention control practices in place. is there good information out? even though the information is changing dramatically as we move forward and those are things we can do to mitigate as much as possible. >> we didn't talk about this innovation but it's quite important which is innovative financing. one of the questions, we've already used our innovative financing facility for immunization, the u.s. doesn't engage in this because the u.s. doesn't and under budget process but for countries can do multiple processes, countries have given us guarante

since then seth curry has been playing in all phases of practice. they are anticipating his return on march 1st when washington comes to town. there was some outside talk of sitting curry the rest of the season, but he seems to be happily getting back on the court. >> it feels good. it has been a long 3 1/2+ months, whatever it is, but it feels -- it doesn't matter, as long as i am not worried about the things that i am trying to do. we have had a of a run and we have a lot more to attain. it will be good for me to get back out there and try to help bring positivity and some energy and joy to what we do. we will be trying to go back to the drawing board in the summer. >> all right the cal bears in seattle today to play washington. the bears were in it for a while. paris austin makes the steal, the bears moved the ball to matt bradley who hit three. bradley was the only bear in double figures. but calvin went 13 minutes and 15 seconds without making a field-goal. the huskies smoke the ball to marcus who will hit 83, that is a 32-6 run for washington

had about seth rich and they claimed that they conducted a reasonable search and did not find anything but they refused to search in the washington field office they refused to search the e-mail system there and just recently judicial watch published some e-mails and lo and behold there were f.b.i. e-mails sent to riches is mentioned in the header and sure enough they came from the washington field office and so that's pretty clear proof that the f.b.i. did have records and they were not releasing them and one of the best pieces of evidence that they are hiding things are those redactions there's a redaction that talks about redacting e-mails or records of investigative significance well if they're redacting it because it mat review other investigative methods or something along those lines that seems to be a concession that there is something investigative going on libya i was quick to respond to accusations of a cover up saying they carried out a reasonable. and sufficient pos the information they found on now the bureau explained some of the data wasn't disclosed due to the nature o

meyers. [ cheers and applause >> seth: good evening.scars were last night and "parasite" won the award for best picture, though it did have some last-second competition [ laughter ]

meyers. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.rity advisor john bolton told conservative

seth said he was trained on that app.ore iowa, they were going to train on that app and here's what happened. >> we had a large day-long training where they were supposed to show us the app but they ended up spending the whole day trying to download the app. and most people in the room could not. so, we left that day knowing clearly that there were problems. >> out front now, tom perez, the chairman of the democratic national committee. chairman perez, i just spoke with seth mooreson. he's going to be in charge of multiple precincts for the caucuses there. he says they're going to be given ipads but not until the night or two before the caucuses. he hasn't seen the software tool they're going to be using. and he's concerned. what's your reaction? >> well, listen, the nevada democratic party, i have great confidence in. our team is out there as well. and they're not going to be using an app. let me be clear. the app that was in place in iowa, they're not using it. our goal is to have a caucus that is as low-tech as humanly

seth morrison. back. >> thank you. >> so when we spoke last week, you were talking about your concerns in training. friday, they spring on you a nda. why? >> i totally support nondisclosure agreements. i heard your last section on this. the problem is, on the agreement they asked me to sign said i could not disparage the party in any way. and if i did, in their opinion, disparage them, they could sue me for everything i own. the agreement is so broad. that nobody in their right mind would sign it. >> it's several pages long. when they presented it to you, you read it. did they explain why they wanted you to sign this agreement? >> they did. and they talked about the security of the election. and i said i will be happy to sign the amended agreement that refers to this election. and to truly confidential information that doesn't say i can't disagree with my own party. >> so, i'm curious, when did you agree to be a site leader for the caucus? how long ago was that? >> back in november. >> so, november.

seth, good morning to you. >> good morning. >> let's start here. dnc chair tom perez has full confidence everything will be worked out and the caucuses next week will run smoothly. we're a week out. early voting starts today. organizers have had a significant amount of time to get ready for the caucuses. how far along in the trading are you, are other volunteers? are you as confident? >> i'm not quite as confident but they've been, woulding ve w very hard and i'm personally encouraging early voting. because early voting will minimize many of the risks we have been talking about. it is accurate we're not using an app per se but we are using an untested software tool in the caucus room, and i do worry that the caucus process will be confusing and flawed. >> when you say uncontested -- i apologize if it seems like i'm cutting you off because we have a delay, when you say untested, how is the training going on, this new process? >> we have had a lot of training on the broad process. we vo never seen or handled this tool. >> oh, wow. >> they keep tellin

meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night.on for his

>> this is the first time i'm hearing what seth has said.an tell you i have talked to literally dozens of volunteers, i have never heard anything like this. i have heard complete confidence moving forward. you're always going to get some individuals that might have a little trouble grasping the process, i'm not saying that's the case with seth, but i can tell you that the volunteers that i have spoken to have complete confidence in the accuracy and the transparency of this process moving forward today. >> 75,000 give or take early votes or early preference ballots, i should say, in this caucus process, 2020. 84,000 total participants in 2016. your 93-year-old mother was one of the people who went in early. i saw the ballot, read the instructions, but what instructions are these participants, the early voters, what instructions are they given or information about how their ballot will be used in the process in the room? are they told that your votes will be added once people in the room have aligned and then your ballots will come into play?