and now, seth memeyers >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers and this is "late night. we hope you're doing well. let's get to the news. the 73rd annual primetime emmy awards were hosted last night by cedric the entertainer, with an assist from rita the rapper. around 400 people attended the so-called justice for j6 rally, over the weekend, held at the capitol. well, it's not as many as they hoped for, but that's still a lot of reporters during a lecture, last week, supreme court justice clarence thomas said that the court had its flaws and compared it to a, quote, "car with three wheels." well, you know what you do to a car with three wheels. re-tire it [ laughter ] do you follow what i'm saying, clarence thomas? you retire it. [ light laughter ] mike scollins liked it so much, he wanted me to say the punchline twice. [ laughter ] he thought that maybe the standing ovation - [ laughter ] i would say it over the standing ovation. the house of representatives returned tuesday from its august recess oh, good just in time for october in a new interview, first lady dr. jill

you know why >> why >> seth: it died >> wow >> seth: yeah. >> this has a tragic ending. >> seth: it'soing to be a comedy and that's where we get them at the end. >> you know, like, you know, when you take improv classes, you know, yes and -- >> seth: yeah. >> i think this is a great idea. [ laughter ] and i just need to speak to a few people you know, sondheim >> seth: well, we would love to get sondheim >> would you like to get sondheim >> seth: yeah. this is going to be the stephen, not gary, right? i have been stuck with gary. [ laughter ] if i get stuck with gary sondheim one more time. >> gary stinks, but steve is really good. i would -- i would -- i certainly would sign on if you'll have me >> seth: yes, great. all right, so i got you, soft yes on baranski. you work on her, and then fierstein. >> harvey fierstein. have you talked to him >> seth: i haven't talked to him yet. >> yeah. >> seth: and then, the mets, and we're good >> "only murders in the building" is streaming now on hulu we'll be right back. >> this is the most i have ever seen you talk on this show >> seth: well, t

>> seth: hi, amber >> seth, is everything okay?it's all fine. i was just saying goodbye -- >> get out >> seth: stay safe get vaccinated we love you. >> we love you ♪ we love you. it's mine. it's mine. oh, he's back. he's back. it's fine. >> seth: okay, it's yours. >> it's mine it's all mine. >> seth: hey, i forgot stuff >> oh, dammit. bye, seth. it's mine. ♪ >>> shocking and upsetting, an investigation is underway here at the chase center after a deadly fall during a concert. and we just learned

and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night.pe you're doing well, and now, let's get to the news the congressional baseball game was last night, and the republicans beat the democrats 13-12, but only because kyrsten sinema refused to tag anyone out. house speaker nancy pelosi was shown on tv at last night's congressional baseball game talking on the phone in the stands even worse, they caught her on the kiss cam [ laughter ] joint chiefs of staff chairman general mark milley publicly testified before the house yesterday and said that there's a possibility that al qaeda or isis could reconstitute in afghanistan in the next 6 to 36 months damn, i thought the comcast guy was vague. "yeah, we're sending someone now. he should arrive between april and october 2023 it was announced yesterday that youtube will remove the accounts of several well known anti-vaccine activists so, if you want anti-vaccine content, all you have left is facebook, tv, radio, sports, and airports according to a new poll, 42% of registered texas voters believe

tomorrow >> seth: okay. you know, the 1-year-old probably doesn't have much of a take on what he -- >> i tell him he is going to be an officer dinosaur. he's going to be a cop and a dinosaur mixed together. >> seth: okay, great perfect. i think he will look back on that and thank you the older one probably -- the older girl, right? >> yes, she is going to be peter pan and alice in wonderland and a pirate what are your kids going to be >> the three and a half-year-old is a pirate. and the five and a half-year-old is like a ship captain but like - >> like the boss of the pirates? >> seth: no, it's weird. it's not like a sea captain. it's like a cruise ship captain. like it's like very brass buttons and like a hat >> from titanic. >> seth: titanic, yeah actually, my kids are obsessed with titanic this is a true thing and -- so here's the thing my wife is always -- you know wife alexi, she's like, "don't tell him about superheroes because it's just like very violent and stuff. and then, i come in one day and she

i want to thank fred armisen and the -- >> hi, seth. >> seth: hi, amber >> seth, you have an audience on peacock. so, repeat after me. seth, get out! >> seth, get out >> seth: you turned them against me >> yay >> seth: stay safe, get vaccinated we love you. >> we love -- we love you. [ cheers and applause ♪ >>> it wasn't what giants fans were hoping for. their historic season comes to an end. >>> the giants, yep, and the fans reacting to

hi, seth >> seth: hey, amber. what do you think about trump saying he's done more for religion than anyone else? >> i think he's correct. [ light laughter ] >> seth: you don't disagree with that statement >> why should i? it's true. ♪ [ laughter ] >> seth: it is >> it is >> seth: but, how's that possible what has he done >> what has trump done for religion ♪ ♪ he did this he did that ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ he did this and thi and this don't you ♪ ♪ forget about that ♪ ♪ >> seth: but those are all bad things >> he didn't say he's done good things for religion. he just said he did more for religion than anyone else while he was president [ laughter ] and he's right no president has done more for religion more bad stuff, that is! [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ why he said this ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ he did that [ laughter ] he did this and this ♪ ♪ and thi don't you ♪ ♪ forget about that ♪ [ laughter ] >> seth: wow that is a lot. >> it sure is, seth. >> seth: do you have more? >> me? more [ laughter ] what do you think? ♪ ♪ he also d

- >> proud of it >> seth: as you should be. >> yeah. >> seth: it's what the fans want >> yeah. >> sethd >> they told me not to - >> seth: they did. >> --repeatedly and i kept thinking -- >> seth: so this is in the run up they were afraid this might happen >> a few people said, "if you win, don't swear." and i was like, "why are you saying this? like, now i'm going to do it twice. you know what i mean [ laughter ] and the more you say it, the more -- i mean, if they kept saying it, the speech would have been just [ bleep ] like - [ laughter ] but you know, it was -- can i tell you this? people keep saying to me what was winning an emmy like what it was actually like -- it was very early in the show and we sat -- we were late we were stuck in a cue i've never been to such a thing. and we're stuck in the cue with lots of famous people. you're like, "oh, famous people have to cue as well. they were like, "cue." and then suddenly we were told you don't have time to do a red carpet you've got to come because the show started and we sat down. and it was all, like, "oh, what's this?cedric the

fred armisene 8g band with ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers [ cheers and applause >> sethod evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope everyone is doing well tonight. and i cannot stress enough to everybody here, this is an office building. [ laughter ] people are trying to get work done [ laughter ] let's get to the news. during his rally over the weekend, former president trump endorsed 88-year-old senator, chuck grassley, for re-election. "who the hell is chuck grassley," said chuck grassley [ laughter ] today was indigenous peoples' day. now, of course, some people still call it columbus day and to those people, i say, "how you getting back to jersey?" [ laughter ] path train [ light laughter ] in her new book, ex-white house press secretary, stephanie grisham, called republican senator, lindsey graham, "senator free loader," as opposed to trump, who doesn't call him at all. [ light laughter ] in a new interview -- well - [ laughter ] in a new interview, the ceo of airbnb said that the largest risk to big tech is that, quote, "the world is rooting against t

seth: i used to live on christopher. >> did you >> seth: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> you're kidding me >> seth my -- >> seth: yes yep. yeah >> so you know the block >> seth: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> so i was living in, like, a tiny little studio apartment there was, you know, my bathtub was in my -- my living room. [ light laughter ] >> seth: uh-huh. >> and across the street was tony and tina's wedding. you know, the church where tony and tina - >> seth: yes >> people who are not from new york, don't know what tony and tina's wedding is. but, it's like, you pay to be part of, like, my big fat italian wedding or whatever, and you go you watch this wedding, and then they get in a fight during the wedding and they spill out onto the street and they're all, like, yelling at each other. and, you know, and there's somebody -- woman saying, like, "vinny, you know, you worry -- i did it with mario, vinny i did it with mario. [ laughter ] and then, like, underneath me was a gay leather bar called boots & saddle >> seth: uh-huh. >> and those guys, like, these big bearded guys were sitting there at the count

meyers >> seth: good evening.meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well tonight. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news president biden visited an elementary school in new jersey today and spoke about his build back better agenda, though honestly build back better is the worst phrase to say around a bunch of unvaccinated kids [ laughter ] "we have to build back better! "whoa. [ laughter ] a group of u.s. news organizations last week began publishing a series of stories based on internal facebook documents showing that the social media platform spreads misinformation, incites violence, and facilitates human trafficking. even worse, it gives people from high school a way to get in touch with you [ laughter ] facebook is reportedly planning to change its name amid increased scrutiny of the social media platform's harmful effects. "hey, it worked for me," said standup comedian phil jenkins. [ laughter ] i knew that was him! [ laughter ] remember the whole show i was saying i've seen thi

and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers and this is "late night.ow is everybody doing tonight that is so wonderful to hear let's get to the news. president biden spoke yesterday to french president emanuel macron and acknowledged that the u.s. should have consulted with france before announcing a new security pact with the uk and australia. but let's be honest, france has done some crazy stuff without consulting us. she is 150 feet tall, france you don't just get someone that without asking space is hard to come by in new york president biden hosted three different groups of democratic lawmakers at the white house yesterday to discuss his domestic agenda and democrats were split in progressives, moderates and republicans. a former fda commissioner said in an interview yesterday that the up coming flu season will be a quote, whopper apparently it's going to be so bad as much as 60% of the country will think it's real president biden had lunch today with vice president kamala harris. unfortunately the menu was one of those qr codes and it took him 45

>> seth: "what's going on.pretty special moment when you told your mom you were going to do this on broadway what was that like >> so, i didn't tell my mom that i was auditioning. 'cause i was like, "if this doesn't go my way -- >> seth: right >> -- "it's going to hurt her so much more than it's going to hurt me. so, she had no idea any of this was happening. so, when i got the call that i was going to be fanny brice on broadway, which is insane, i called my mom. and it was during the pandemic it was, obviously, we're still in a pandemic. but it was pre-vaccine and i called her, and i was like, "i'm going to come by the house. please put your mask on. and bring dad, come outside. i'm going to be masked but i have something to tell you. my mom was like, "what's going on what what is going on?" [ laughter ] like screaming like, literally shaking. and she's like, "you just have to tell me, because i can't sit here." i'm like, "it's been four seconds. you need to calm down. [ laughter ] >> seth: now, do you think -

featuring the 8g band with atom willard ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good eveningm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're all doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news senate democrats this week introduced a new bill proposing a so-called billionaires income tax, while senate republicans introduced a new bill proposing you can claim your yacht as a dependent. [ laughter ] in a recent interview, singer olivia rodrigo said that when she went to the white house earlier this year, president biden gave her a pair of sunglasses, m&ms, and a shoehorn with the presidential seal, which is definitely just some stuff that was on his desk when she showed up. [ laughter ] "you -- you wear shoes, right? [ light laughter ] the house voted today on the protect older job applicants act of 2021, i assume to get ready for the 2024 election. [ laughter ] president biden today unveiled a revised framework for his domestic spending plan, which includes more than $555 billion for clean energy even joe manchin says he supports that $400 billion he on

seth meyers. goodnight, everybody thank you. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- chris hayes, star of hbo's "succession," actress sarah snook, an all new "closer look, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers and this is "late night. we hope you're doing well tonight. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news the biden administration announced yesterday that it will reopen u.s. land borders next month with canada and mexico but only to travelers who are fully vaccinated against the coronovirus. because let's face it, if you're not vaccinated, you're not safe here [ laughter ] the biden administration is set this week to host a virtual counter-ransomware summit to discuss ways to combat global cybercriminal networks i'm sorry. this guy wants to talk cybercrime [ laughter ] what's his advice going to be? "i writ

and no seth meyers >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers and this is "late night.e hope you're doing well. and now, let's get to the news former president trump released a letter, last week, urging texas governor greg abbott to audit the results of the 2020 election. and said, quote, "we're quickly running out of time. you're running out of time the election was a year ago. also, you won texas. what are you hoping they find? "well, we reran the numbers, and this is crazy, there's like 40,000 georgia votes here. former president obama announced on friday, he will hold a ground breaking ceremony this week, for his presidential library meanwhile, the trump library was deleted from the internet. [ light laughter ] 88-year-old iowa senator, chuck grassley, announced on friday that he will run for re-election next year. i mean, you have to appreciate his optimism if i was 88, i think i would buy eggs one at a time [ laughter ] former new york mayoral candidate, andrew yang, will reportedly launch a new political party that he will call the quote, "the forward party. huh,

meyers >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, and this is "late night.e hope you're doing well, and now, we're going to get to the news according to the latest poll numbers, president biden's approval rating is 38%, which is the lowest it's been since taking office. well, come on, america what do you want him to do something? according to a new senate report, former president trump directly asked the justice department on nine separate occasions to overturn the 2020 election. nine was he in the backseat of the car? "will you overturn the election?" no "will you overturn the election?" no "will you overturn the --" in the new book, former white house press secretary stephanie grisham writes that ivanka trump used to ask her to suppress unflattering news stories about her. here's what that would look like >> seth: according to a new report, former president trump did not want to use anesthesia for his secret 2019 colonoscopy because he didn't want mike pence to temporarily assume power, but joke's on him, because mike pence is anesthesia "mr. president, i

featuring the 8g band with barrett martin and now seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers and this is "late night. we hope you're doing well and now we are going to get to the news according to ex-white house press secretary stephanie grisham's new book, former president trump was once asked to go vegan for charity, but if you didn't lose him at vegan, i'm sure you lost him at charity. in the same book, former trump administration staffer stephanie grisham describes the white house as, quote, "a clown car on fire running at full speed into a warehouse full of fireworks. but she apparently doesn't mention the part where she called shotgun [ light laughter ] former president trump last week called into a prophecy-focused conservative christian talk show and said, quote, "nobody has done more for christianity, or for evangelicals or for religion itself than i have." really nobody you can't think of a single person jesus christ [ laughter ] former president trump reportedly tells people constantly that he is running for president in 2024. well, he doesn't tell

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meyers >> seth: good evening.'m seth meyers. and this is "late night. we hope you're doing well. and now, let's get to the news president biden, today, outlined the next phase of his administration's pandemic response, and it's tough, but fair white house officials have asked

seth: absolutely.government transfers kicked in and we saw reported income jump straight up, that savings rate jump up very dramatically, there were a range of estimates on the street as to how much of that excess savings was going to turn into consumption at some point. some folks were saying that all of that money that has accumulated in bank accounts and other places is just going to soon or later flow into the economy and turn into demand for goods. we took a much more conservative view and assumed that only about 10% remaining is going to turn into consumption spending. you always see consumers spend less out of wealth than they do out of current income spending, whereas spending out of wealth is much smaller. tom: how have you nuanced the mystery, the glide path of 2022? ellens and has been way out -- alan zentner -- ellen zentner has been way out front on this. seth: what of the keys about 2022 and whether it is going to be a smooth transition or not is the debate about the role of fiscal policy

>> seth, get out >> seth: you turned them against me >> yay >> seth: stay safe, get vaccinated we love you. >> we love -- we love you. [ cheers and applause ♪ >>> it wasn't what giants fans were hoping for. their historic season comes to an end. >>> the giants, yep, and the fans reacting to that controversial call that ended the game and the season. plus. >> get ready to ditch your mask at certain venues. contra costa county is loosening mask rules sooner than expected. >>> get ready for the booster shot. a critical meeting happening tomorrow morning. >>> good evening and thanks for being with us. i'm raj mathai. it still stings and it might sting for months. the giants magical season comes to a crashing end. two things to keep in mind here. yes, there was a controversial ending but there was more to this game than one play. here it is, the play that will haunt giants fans for a long time. bottom of the ninth inning, the first base ump calls the strike three. wilmer flores did not appear to swing. the game is over, not the way you want to end this season or any season. we did have a ch

want to thank atom willard and the 8g - >> hey >> seth: hi, amber [ cheers and applause >> seth. >> seth: yeah. >> it's fall, and the leaves have begun to change color and you've got to get out and see it >> seth: you just want me to leave so you can set up the studio for your "amber ruffin show" halloween episode? don't get cobwebs on my desk [ maniacal laughing stay safe, get vaccinated. we love you. >> we love you [ cheers and applause ♪ >>> well, it stopped students and teachers in their tracks. a bay area teenager seen wearing a kkk costume at school. tonight the reason he says he did it, and the growing debate over how he should be disciplined. >>> still on the fence, covid shots for kids could begin next week. but not every parent is ready for it. the new survey and experts say opinions will likely be swayed once the shots begin. >>> and just in, addressing the rumors. the woman in charge of weapons on alec baldwin's movie set tells her side of the story. >> good evening. we begin with the halloween costume that crossed the line. school leaders say it was zurich and unacceptable,

we are happy to have seth with us seth, welcome. >> good to see you >> what i am interested in here -the see you. seth and i used to be neighbors, i should point out i'm right now sitting across the street from your old house anyway, what interests me here is the sustainable excellence that belichick and brady and robert kraft were able to create as a team. what made their business partnership work a la buffet and amonger? a la gates and allen and so forth? >> yeah, i think the thing that made it work most of all was obviously the single devotion -- the single and ruthless devotion towards a goal, that was winning a super bowl no matter how often they got on each other's nerves they knew that each of them represented the best chance for the other one to accomplish their goals, which was to win super bowls i really think that was the driving force there. i mean, look, these guys, they were, you know, extremists within an extreme profession, a spectacularly unhealthy profession they they figured out a way to make it work because they were united in that goal. you mentioned buffett. ther

with that, seth. [applause] seth: good afternoon. nice to see everyone here. thank you for coming. i hope you enjoy your free state foundation luggage tag. i would urge you to please when you use it, write your name on the card. otherwise we could get a lot of lost luggage being sent to the free state foundation office. please do that. if your luggage is back to the free state foundation, we'll do our best to get it to you. about 12 years ago i began my work with the free state foundation. i had a few good reasons for wanting to work there. i'll share a few of them with you very briefly. the first it was the opportunity, wonderful opportunity to work with an organization, i was focused on fascinating issues. internet technology, broadband services, and the policy. it's about 2009. the convergence of traditional cable telecommunications and wireless services well under way. you have streaming video is off and running. people have smart phones. it's a very interesting time. to see that interact with a policy framework that had just about none of those things in mind when it was devel

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get vaccinated we love you. >> we love you >> seth: thank you for saying it >> we love you >> seth: i feel like when you say it like that it's insincere. >> oh no, we love you, but we mostly need me buddy, you can try all you want but my head is big as hell [ laughter ] ♪ >>> tonight, how close is your county to making the move? we'll tell you when those masks may be coming off where you live. >>> plus, tesla is heading to texas. the major move announced tonight. and if other companies could be close behind. >>> also the stage is set for tomorrow's epic match up. the giants versus the dodgers, and that's not all. >> we're staffed to the max. we got full staff. we didn't hire anybody, but we have all hands on board. >> how san francisco is bracing for the busiest weekend the city has seen since the pandemic began. >>> good evening and thanks for being with us. we now have a game plan. tonight the guidelines that could puts an end to masking indoors. but here's the deal. the current mask rules are still in effect. >> now, there are three benchmarks you have to hit in your county. health