meyers >> seth: good evening.meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're all doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news the white house announced over the weekend that a third batch of classified documents was found at president biden's delaware home. you know, finding new ones every few days isn't helping what are you guys doing over there? searching one drawer at a time [ laughter ] did he hide the documents in an advent calendar? [ laughter ] that's right, a third batch of classified documents was found at president biden's delaware home in a room next to his garage man, is there a more biden hiding place than the room next to the garage? just telling neighbors, "yeah, sure, you can borrow the weed whacker. it's in the room next to the garage." [ light laughter ] "if you hit the nuclear codes, you've gone too far. [ light laughter ] president biden visited ebenezer baptist church in atlanta yesterday to honor martin luther king jr. became the first sitting president to deliver a sunda

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like seth. [ laughter ] >> seth: i'm not a nepo baby >> yes, you are.ichaels is your dad [ laughter ] >> seth: no he's not >> then why do you need his approval so bad? [ laughter and applause [ audience ohs ] >> seth: maybe -- maybe he is my dad. >> so it turns out that like every famous person is related to another famous person and i was like what? and people were mad about it, but i wasn't, because i'm a nepo baby too my moms are sheryl lee ralph and janelle monae. that's not true. i'm lying, just like my no-good dad new edition. [ light laughter ] okay,so for a while there everybody was doing that lensa ai thing, where you upload a bunch of photos of yourself, and it spits out a bunch of beautiful illustrations of you and i saw those transformations and i was like what! i'm gonna do it! but then people were like, "do not use this software. it owns the pictures you upload to it. and i was like, "pictures like this?" and they were like, "yes it's dangerous don't do that. and i was like, "don't do this?" and they were like, "yes!" and i was like, "this

>> seth: really?m that as i watched as a kid, it felt like a cautionary tale to parents which was like don't let your kids play dungeons and dragons [ light laughter ] >> and did you >> seth: no, i didn't, and here i still am [ light laughter ] >> there you are so let's -- let's -- you know. it had all the gibberishy kind of names beware of the castle of thangoria. [ light laughter ] and you shall go to the towers of pablan. you know, it's a little. >> seth: made it a little bit -- >> but, look, i had a job. [ light laughter ] i was the most thrilled guy there was. i was actually, i'm going to say, 24 when i made that >> seth: next time you're here, do i have permission to introduce you saying "you know him from mazes and monsters" [ laughter ] >> i think that is going to be a requirement, i believe >> seth: you have a wonderful co-star in this film which is this lovely -- i have a photo. you have a lovely cat. >> oh, yeah. >> seth: obviously you've worked with dogs, children, volleyballs. >> yes [ li

. >> seth: oh, hey amber >> hey, you know what, seth? you -- i'm sorry, are you just trying to get me outta here so you can set up for "the amber ruffin show"? >> yes it's our christmas season finale and we got freaking guests out the wazoo, baby! it's the biggest and bestest show yet and it's only on peacock so get out >> seth: so you don't think i work hard. >> no, now read your next line and leave. >> seth: all right stay safe. get vaccinated get boosted. we love you. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> we are

seth meyers. goodnight, everybody happy new year [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applalause ♪ >> announcncer: from 30 rocockefeller p plaza in new york, , it's "latete night seseth meyers.s. tonighght -- michchael shannonon. ststar of broaoadway's "ththe p lesson" actresess daniellele br. an all new "closer look. featuring the 8g band with maya stepansky ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news happy new year, everyone tonight is our first show of 2023 it was going to be yesterday, but i was on southwest, so - [ laughter ] the house held it's vote today to elect a new speaker and went to multiple ballots for the first time in 100 years. it's the moment every member of congress fears, having to work longer hours [ laughter ] president biden is set tomorrow to promote the bipartisan infrastructure bill at an event in kentucky with s

meyers >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.is "late night. we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news according to a new report the justice department was prepared to obtain a warrant if president biden did not agree to last week's search of his delaware home. oh, he's not the kind of guy who won't let you in, he's the kind of guy who won't let you leave "come on, guys." [ laughter ] "one more michelob, i'm gonna get out my guitar. new york mayor eric adams told reporters yesterday he does not believe asylum seekers should qualify for the same protections that require the city to provide shelter to homeless people in related news, the statue of liberty walked into the hudson river [ light laughter ] new york congressman george santos gave his first floor speech yesterday and quoted former president ronald reagan, or as santos calls him, dad [ laughter ] "my living dad." [ laughter ] former president trump has reportedly begun texting this news first reported by stormy daniels [ laughter

meyers >> seth: good evening.eth meyers. this is "late night. we're happy to have you with us. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news president biden hosted the nba champion golden state warriors today at the white house, where they gave him an honorary jersey, and he gave them the location of israel's nukes [ laughter ] "oh, wait, hold on need those back. [ laughter ] the white house said yesterday that it does not keep visitor logs for president biden's personal residence in delaware if you want to know who visited you'll just have to watch "jay leno's garage." "i think these are classified documents. [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ laughter ] alabama and mississippi yesterday observed a state holiday that honors dr. martin luther king jr. and confederate general robert e. lee. i'm sorry, did i say and because i definitely meant or. [ laughter ] i like them both [ laughter ] in a new episode of a podcast former president trump said he heard florida governor ron desantis may challenge him for the r

meyers >> seth: good evening. seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well tonight. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news according to a new poll, president biden would defeat former president trump in a hypothetical 2024 election rematch by 8 points. pretty bad, but not as defeated as i feel hearing about that poll can we not do this yet [ laughter ] it's january the only thing i want to hear less than a presidential poll is a christmas carol. [ laughter ] secretary of state tony blinken sent a cable to all embassies yesterday directing staff to switch from times new roman font to calibri, while president biden will continue to speak in wing dings. [ laughter ] georgia congresswoman marjorie taylor greene was assigned yesterday to the house committee on homeland security well, she does seem to know about attacks before they happen [ laughter ] the treasury department said that tomorrow, it will begin using extraordinary measures to keep the federal government running, which expl

meyers >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s "late night." we hope you're doing well tonight. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news president biden on tuesday ordered lunch from the washington restaurant ghostburger and got a burger with bacon wow. first the classified documents, now bacon burgers. it's like trump never left i mean - [ laughter ] what's biden going to do next? "oh, no! in a series of posts yesterday on truth social, former president trump pushed back against claims that he illegally stored classified files at mar-a-lago and accused federal agents of planting documents inside of empty folders he had taken. oh, you are trying anything. [ laughter ] that's like telling the police, "someone else put the cocaine there. [ laughter ] "i just collect tiny plastic baggies. [ laughter ] looks like trump has upped his game to try and win back the title of "most hilarious liar. the first anti-abortion march for life rally is set to take place tomorrow in washington, d.c. since the supreme court overturn

i'm seth meyers.s is "late night," and now if you don't mind, everybody, we're going to get to the news republican leader kevin mccarthy over the weekend was elected the 55th speaker of the house of representatives. and when i say over the weekend, i mean over the -- [ laughter ] it took 15 rounds of voting before mccarthy finally secured the position they chose mccarthy the same way you'd choose thai food on new year's day you guys want thai well, nothing else is open [ laughter ] ahead of the last round of voting for house speaker, alabama congressman mike rogers appeared to charge at fellow republican representative matt gaetz and, out of habit, gaetz yelled, i've never even met your daughter! [ laughter ] president biden traveled yesterday to the u.s./mexico border and was met at the airport by texas governor greg abbott because if there's one way to show someone you hate them, it's to make them pick you up at the airport. [ light laughter ] after spending time with his family in the u.s. virgin i

featuring the 8g band with danney carey ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good eveningseth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news while speaking to reporters last week about the ongoing investigation into classified documents found at his home, president biden defended his handling of the files that had been discovered and said he has, quote, "no regrets." well, technically he didn't say it [ laughter ] president biden's attorney announced on saturday that fbi agents found six more classified documents during a search of his delaware home. oh, my god, how long is this going to go on i don't have that many unclassified documents in my house. and how big is biden's house every day there's a new update, like, oops, just found some in the guest library. [ laughter ] so you know they're on to you. why wouldn't you get everything all gathered up? when you were in college and the cops knocked on your door, did you just flush some of the weed? [ laughter ] i don't get it do all politicians do this is tha

>> seth: really?y tale to parents which was like don't let your kids play dungeons and dragons [ light laughter ] >> and did you >> seth: no, i didn't, and here i still am [ light laughter ] >> there you are so let's -- let's -- you know. it had all the gibberishy kind of names beware of the castle of thangoria. [ light laughter ] and you shall go to the towers of pablan. you know, it's a little. >> seth: made it a little bit -- >> but, look, i had a job. [ light laughter ] i was the most thrilled guy there was. i was actually, i'm going to say, 24 when i made that >> seth: next time you're here, do i have permission to introduce you saying "you know him from mazes and monsters" [ laughter ] >> i think that is going to be a requirement, i believe >> seth: you have a wonderful co-star in this film which is this lovely -- i have a photo. you have a lovely cat. >> oh, yeah. >> seth: obviously you've worked with dogs, children, volleyballs. >> yes [ light laughter ] >> seth: how was -- how was a cat co-st

meyers >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. "late night. we hope you're doing well tonight. and now if you don't mind we're going to get to the news former vice president mike pence's lawyer reportedly found close to a dozen classified documents last week at pence's indiana home. and when pence heard that, he stayed white as a ghost. [ laughter ] that's right, mike pence's lawyer reportedly found close to a dozen classified documents last week at pence's indiana home man, this is starting to feel like the beginning of the pandemic you hear about one case, then another. [ laughter ] and before you know it, we're all going to be locked in our apartments, wiping down our mail, terrified that some classified documents are going to get in. [ light laughter ] the justice department has now launched an investigation into the dozen classified documents found at former vice president mike pence's indiana home, and more specifically, why was joe biden keeping them there [ laughter ] "i like to spread it out." the senate judiciary committ

seth techel. he came from a long time local family. his grandfather had been the mayor. mom was a social worker. dad owned a local bowling alley. the bowling alley was where seth as a young teen began noticing lisa. his dad was her high school coach and seth bowled almost but not quite as well as lisa. the two worked part-time together at the lanes. they were becoming boyfriend/girlfriend and that was fine with both their families. >> so, you liked this young girl? >> a lot. >> she was a part of our family. >> the techels were a church going family and seth's mom, lorraine, remembers the compassion shown on a relief mission to mississippi after hurricane katrina. >> he just stood and talked to these folks for hours and hours. they became very good friends. i have a lot of memories like that of seth. >> helping people. >> yeah. >> and lisa wanted to help people, too. she followed her father into law enforcement. first as a reserve deputy and then as a jailer in a neighboring county. >> i told her t

with seth meyers." good night, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers a and applaususe ♪ >> annnnouncer: frfrom 3030 rockefeller plaza in new york, , it's "latete night seseth meyers.s. tonight -- brendadan fraser from "the daily show," comedian roy wood, jr an all-new "amber says what? featuring the 8g band with maya stepansky ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. it's "late night." how is everybody doing tonight [ cheering ] good to hear in that case, let's get to the news house republican leader kevin mccarthy failed to secure enough votes to ascend to the speakership today after a fifth ballot incidentally, a fifth is also what he drank during the vote. [ laughter ] son of a gun 20 house republicans voted against gop leader kevin mccarthy during today's fifth speaker ballot god, you guys can't even have a red wave amongst yourselves. [ laughter ] the white house said yesterday that president biden has no plans to intervene in the house speaker el

. ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well. and if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news president biden said yesterday that he was surprised by the news that classified documents were found in his old think tank office, and added he wasn't sure what was in the files. ah, yes, the ol' grandpa caught shoplifting maneuver [ laughter ] "uh-oh, what's that? there's something in my pocket oh, a charleston chew? [ laughter ] "how could that happen?" after classified documents were found in his old think tank office, president biden said yesterday, "people know i take classified documents, classified information seriously. he then added, "even the aliens at area 51 know that." damn it! [ laughter ] house speaker kevin mccarthy presided over a closed door meeting yesterday of the republican conference, but they eventually let him in. [ laughter ] c-span formally requested yesterday that house speaker kevin mccarthy allow the network's independent cameras to cover the chamber, tho

featuring the 8g band with maya stepansky ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: goodng, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we are going to get to the news president biden said yesterday that he will travel next week to the southern border for the first time since taking office when asked if it was dangerous, the secret service said, "a little, but we don't think he'll actually try to escape." [ laughter ] the house of representatives adjourned last night after a sixth round of voting for house speaker and reconvened today at noon because nothing says "we're working hard to solve this problem" like starting at noon [ laughter ] former president trump reportedly called republican house leader kevin mccarthy monday night ahead of the speaker vote, and urged him to accept all of the freedom caucus's demands but unfortunately mccarthy told him hair gel in the water fountains wasn't feasible. [ laughter ] goldman sachs this week ended its free coffee perk for employees, which is weird, because there are sti

i'm seth meyers.hope you're doing well tonight, and now if you don't mind i'm going to get to the news the white house announced today that president biden's aides found classified documents at several locations inside his delaware home. and he's had them for a while because a lot of them have to do with the louisiana purchase. [ laughter ] that's right, the white house announced that president biden's aides found classified documents at several locations at his house, including in the garage, next to his vintage corvette and this isn't great, it's the white house's corvette [ laughter ] according to a new book, then-president trump discussed in 2017 the possibility of striking north korea with a nuclear weapon, and then blaming it on another country. even weirder, he wanted to blame it on belgium. [ laughter ] "why would we do such a thing? [ laughter ] that's -- "we don't even have the means! [ laughter ] that's right, trump discussed the possibility of striking north korea with a nuclear weapon and

seth: seth: one element you talkedabot court. what do you think is well understood or not well understood about the night court? is it a sustainable, repeatable model for d.o.d.? if you could start off with what is it? and then, more broadly, does it have relevance? mark: it's not something i named. baseically when we were trying to modernize the army and enforce these six priorities and buy whole new weapons systems, i said, this is what i want to do, this is going to be my priority . when we were preparing the budget they said, this is the budget, you have $400 million to do you what want to do. i said, no, i'm sorry, i have a $60 billion budget. if i want to take from any other pot, i'll do that. i said, go back and through a series of conversations i said, go back, i want to see all 500 army programs in the priority order that you think they should be in. and then we're going to start going through them. and if that program is not more important than a long range precision fire or a modified fighting vehicle or something else

but we had a good time, yeah >> seth: do you think that most americans can't tell when someone's crap at irish dancing? do you think that you've got away with it [ light laughter ] >> i think we got away with it >> seth: yeah. i also heard you were in a production of "west side story" as a kid what -- can you just talk us through? what does an all-irish "west side story" -- [ laughter ] like how did that -- do you try to effect an american accent, or is it just irish sharks and irish jets >> irish dance irish dancing. the jets are like -- the jets are called jesus [ laughter ] jesus. well, i went to like an all-girls kind of catholic school, so to divide the girls from the girls, one of them -- i played tony in "west side story. so i was actually was wearing a big red suit pretty much similar to this. and they would kind of give us french plaits, and for some reason, they used to like draw red dots in the kind of corner of our eyes because they said that the audience would think we were cross-eyed out there if we didn't have these red dots >> seth: wait, how would that work >> i have

tonight -- seth rogen. diego calva. and music from aoife o'donovan featuring allison russell with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, thank you. thank you very much. please, relax. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. thanks for the warm welcome. thank you for being here with us at our studio in hollywood, even if you're only here because southwest canceled your flight home. [ laughter ] and happy new year! is it still okay to say that? i know there's a point at which it becomes annoying. happy new year, guillermo. >> guillermo: thank you, happy new year. >> jimmy: did you make a resolution this year? i know you usually do. >> guillermo: yeah, to lose weight. >> jimmy: again, yeah. >> guillermo: and to have more sex. >> jimmy: what was the second thing? >> guillermo: to have more sex. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i won't tell your wife. [ laughter ] wasn't that your resolution last year, to lose weight? >> guillermo: t

meyers >> seth: good evening.pez obrador, where he was surprised to learn that that's all one guy. [ laughter ] "ah, man, i thought i was meeting with four soccer players. [ laughter ] the white house announced yesterday that president biden's attorneys recently discovered classified documents while packing up the washington office he used after serving as vice president, in case you're wondering why tucker carlson did his show tonight in full joker makeup [ laughter ] the house yesterday approved a set of rules that will weaken speaker kevin mccarthy's powers. really how could they possibly make him any weaker [ laughter ] they're already treating him like a substitute teacher on the last day of school [ laughter ] are they going to make him wear the "kick me" sign on the front? [ laughter ] arizona senator kyrsten sinema yesterday led a bipartisan group of lawmakers on a visit to the southern border because if there's one thing kyrsten sinema loves, it's when a sentence starts with her name [ laughter ] republic

we will turn to our sunday spotlight and a trip to the consumer electronics show in las vegas where seth rogan, yes, soegt rogan shows us around some life changing technology helping generation z. >>> and later a sunday sit down for a new paranormal series earning an emmy nomination in the hbo section of white lotus and adding some flourishes to the story how she met her husband. >> and you guys bumped into each other on the streets. >> right. i told "vogue" that, you know, and you called me out that sounds like a movie. i did add a little romantic twist to our meeting. >>> a sunday sit down and plus another life well lived all a bit later in the show. let's begin this morning with president biden's first trip to the border since taking office. nbc's chief white house correspondent and saturday today anchor kristen welker is in el paso, texas, where the president will arrive in just a few hours. kristen, good morning. >> reporter: hi, willie, good morning to you. this is a critical trip for president biden. he says his goal is to talk to border patrol, state and local officials to get a

seth: yeah, i think that certainly would help.ent are saying that we expect the group 50% a year and deliveries of a multi-year period does not really help with year-to-year guidance. especially as they see the impact of an economic slowdown. they are going to start to see some consumers want to hold off on the big ticket item then wait until the next year while we are in a slowdown. the more sort of confidence they can give us around specific targets and numbers on a year-to-year basis it would certainly help the stock because investors right now are searching for what is the right growth rate. and with a high-growth stop like tesla, even small changes can materially change your valuation for the stock. caroline: yeah, i mean, talk to us about the incentives to be dangled. is that a worry? is it shining a light on the fact that the price point is going to have to change? seth: we do think there will be some small price cuts as tesla will want to make sure as many of its vehicles as possible will come a particular the model three

meyers >> seth: good evening.

seth carpenter joins us. stanley way, which is you guys under roach's leadership codifying a visible argument. what is the number one thing your team is arguing about as we enter 2023? seth: what sorts of things are we not arguing about? i heard you all before the segment talking about the adp data and labor market and whether or not the economy is slowing. in one place where we have tried to hold our ground, our chief u.s. economist, she and i have been saying we think the economy is clearly slowing but we are not calling for a recession in 2023. we are still there it i do not think we are in the majority with that view but the fact the economy is holding up is part of our view. you mentioned the initial jobless claims data. what we are thinking is going to happen, this is consistent with anecdotes from the minutes, businesses will try to hard labor, so what we're like to -- likely to cs lower payrolls will get to more data obviously where we look for 185,000. we're looking for a slowing in hiring and not lo

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host: you are on with seth jones.ler: congratulations on studying the scenario as far as china-taiwan conflict. i think you've made an important contribution to the debate. the question of strategic ambiguity seems to be elaborated on further. you say we like the capabilities to deter china from attacking taiwan. i think when you to focus on the question of intent and will and that's an important component as much as capability. do you think the united states is conveying to china through statements on taiwan that we will defend taiwan? or are we leaving that question open to get the chinese to be tempted? guest: i think there's been growing statements by senior u.s. officials including the military that the u.s. would defend taiwan. i think we have to be careful because the u.s. is committed in the case of taiwan to a peaceful resolution of the conflict. not through war. chinese aggression against taiwan would be a redline for many in this administration and the last. the taiwan call for independence would not be hel

meyers [ cheers and applause >>> good evening, i'm seth meyers.