please welcome seth macfarlane. having me. >> jimmy: as i recall the last time you were here, you were not here, ted, the teddy bear was here. >> that's right. i was standing behind the curtain like wizard of oz. >> jimmy: pretty great. love the movie. working on a sequel. >> doing "ted 2." thanks. >> jimmy: yesterday, the inventer of teddy ruxpin passed. i feel look you killed him in a way. >> i feel some responsibility. yeah, you know, i never had a teddy ruxpin, honestly not being snarky. that was something rich kids had. >> jimmy: i didn't have one either. a little too old. but my sister didn't have one. my brother didn't have one. it was weird. >> it was weird had the talking mouth that would talk along with the tapes. i would think this would be cool to get one of the things and put your own tapes in there. and set it in a room with like a 20-second delay. and tell somebody to go -- themselves. >> jimmy: in your brain. like a little spark of the idea that became the movie. it could be. >> it is weird when you

tonight -- seth macfarlane. from "transcendence," paul bettany. and music from sam smith.and the cleotones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for -- for

and on thursday seth macfarlane, paul bettany, music from sam smith and we have something fun planneds too. our first guest is a preposterously funny man who entertains, delights and impregnates everywhere he goes. you can hear him in the new movie "rio 2" starting friday and his new standup special "tracy morgan: bona fide" premieres april 20th on comedy central. please welcome tracy morgan. >> jimmy: tracy. you don't have to, you are not, you don't have to be blindfolded for this. this segment. this is a blindfold free segment. >> you haven't told me to take it off yet. >> jimmy: you can take it off. >> i follow instructions. >> jimmy: thank you for following instructions. how are you doing? >> i am good. >> you want these back. you can keep those. they're yours. yeah, souvenir. >> we will use these. these go perfect with my black leather mask with the zipper in the back. >> jimmy: the last time you were here, you just had a baby girl, just had a daughter. >> who? when? what? me, i just had a baby girl. >> jimmy: how old is sunny. >> 9 months. just had a beautiful baby girl. i also

tomorrow night, seth macfarlane will be here, as will paul bettany.om sam smith. and newly-anointed espys host drake has a surprise for us too. so join us then. >> jimmy: our first guest has leaped from the cover of the sports illustrated swimsuit issue right onto the big screen. she stars alongside cameron diaz and leslie mann, she stars as one of the other women in "the other woman," opening in theatres april 25th. please welcome kate upton. >> jimmy: good to see you. thank you for coming. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: you got back from germany. in germany, yes. >> the whole thing has been a whirlwind. i flew in from germany, i think yesterday. >> jimmy: for the movie you went over there. >> yeah, a whole european tour. >> jimmy: got you have you been to germany before? >> yes, i used to go there twice a month every month for two years. >> jimmy: twice a month. >> when i first started modeling. 15, 16. went over to germany. >> jimmy: who did you go with? >> my mom went a few times with me. then at the end of it she would be look you are going to do

and later this week seth macfarlane, kate upton, paul bettany, cole hauser, and music from sam smithapril 18th. please welcome johnny depp. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] well, thank you for coming. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: they're excited. i'm excited. and i hate to start things off negatively or awkwardly. but last time you were here we kissed a few times. i felt like we really hit it off. >> right. >> jimmy: we had a few laughs together. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it really seemed like we had some chemistry. and then the next thing i know i hear you're engaged. and i get no call or -- not even a text. it's just -- it was rude is what it was. [ laughter ] to come in, to do that and then to just disappear. >> i know. >> jimmy: anything you want to say? >> yeah, i know, i know. i feel -- i feel bad about it. >> jimmy: you do feel bad about it. [ laughter ] >> but i also feel like between you and i it's kind of an anything goes sort of thing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i like the way you think. >> you know what i mean? >> jimmy: so i'm not out, then

seth macfarlane has me in guy of the west. i get a strange mustache.rfunny. and i'm in "don girl." "how i met your mother," and these two movies, it's been nice. >> in an upcoming issue of "vanity fair." have they seen you with the snake? >> they're watching right now. >> you know, annie leibovitz is just remarkable. i'm a big fan of her style of photograp photography. she as a story. i felt comfortable with her. i was simultaneously dancing around a lot in preparation for the show. i felt pretty comfortable in my physicality. so, we were chatting through my mom in l.a., which is classic. we did that thing. and it turned out well. i love snakes. >> it works out really well. >> we're having a snake down your parents. that was weird. that was a weird feeling. it was not a comfortable feeling. to have the tail end of a snake wrapped around your stuff. >> i could go there. but you know, it's a morning television show. i'll keep on moving. you and the kids, and david, in new york. how are you enjoying the adjustment to new york life? >> we were so excited f