tonight, seth macfarlane, brian grazer, and music from halsey. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone! i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. [cheers and applause] thanks for coming. i'm glad, i am in a particularly good mood myself tonight. i have a new toilet. i got one of those toilets that, when you walk into the bathroom, the seat does this, you know, it's the all hail the bathroom lord. have you seen these? you know you come home from work and your dog is so excited to see you? it's a very similar feeling you get from my toilet when you walk in in the middle of the night. and there's all sorts of buttons, a heater for the seat, a control for the water pressure. a button, you press a button on the thing and it will call you a uber. it will pull up right next to you. that's why i have a little -- [cheers and applause] we might have a new major candidate for president to work in the mix. a spokesman for the white house yesterday said vice president joe biden has received president obama's blessing to run i

, please welcome seth macfarlane. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i know, first of all, i want to say, i have extra appreciation for you coming today because you know you're sick. >> it's okay if i sound like rachael ray, it's because i'm rachael ray. >> jimmy: maybe you can whip up a special thing for us. you won't mind if i purele. >> that's okay. if that's what you do normally, it's fine. >> jimmy: you're supposed to rub it for like a half hour to get it in there. do you think this stuff works? >> who the hell knows? it makes you feel good. >> jimmy: i do want to mention that i saw blunt talk, and it is very, very funny. patrick stewart is very funny. >> he's fantastic. >> jimmy: that's got to be a thrill for you, because i know you're a big star trek fan and to have captain pickard in a situation where you get to not just work with him but probably hang out with him must be a real thrill for you. >> yeah, it's, i remember going to the tower bar one time after meeting with him and he brought the whole crew there. a

tonight, seth macfarlane, brian grazer, and music from halsey. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone!

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tonight, seth macfarlane, brian grazer, and music from halsey. with cleto and the cletones., here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪

tonight, seth macfarlane, brian grazer, and music from halsey. with cleto and the cletones. now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi

the struts from the samsung stage. [ cheers and applause ] next week we'll be joined by seth macfarlane, pierce brosnan, bob odenkirk, miley cyrus and we will have music from tobias and lamb of god. they'll be here to take away the sins of the world. so join us for all that. our first guest tonight is a talented actor who spent more time in the tv '70s than the real '70s in real life. his new movie is called "american ultra." >> i need a drone in the sky in less than an hour. can you make that happen? the answer is yes, thank you kindly. call me. >> you're going to blow up a civilian town? >> if i have to. >> to catch one guy? >> this is it. the kid gloves are off. >> it's fine. go go, back, to, work! >> jimmy: "american ultra" opens in theaters tomorrow. please say hi to topher grace! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. i said, very good to see you, you look very handsome. >> thank you. >> jimmy: very fetching i would say. >> this isfy favorite show to come to. the the reason being the last time i was here i told you i went to see huey lewis and the news, the greatest ba