please welcome seth meyers.cheers and applause) >> what what a pleasure, i'm a huge fan. >> thank you very much. >> listen, this interview is going to have a honeymoon period and then there's going to be hammer time. your pick, hammer time or honeymoon? >> honeymoon. >> stephen: no, hammer time! that's what makes it hammer time. you don't get to choose. no honeymoon. what's your angle over there at s.n. sflvplt >> our ang? >> east coast ivy league liberal elites. >> our staff is made up of.... >> stephen: east coast ivy league... ivy league school in >> northwestern university. >> stephen: that's the harvard of evanston. (laughter) >> yes, the harvard of evanston. (cheers and applause) >> harvard is the northwestern of cambridge. (laughter) >> stephen: oh, really. i thought it was the dartmouth of eastern massachusetts. (laughter) well, listen, here's my real beef with you. >> okay. >> stephen: you're a comedian. >> yeah. >> stephen: every night-- once a week-- (laughter) you go on t.v. and you tell jokes about