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featuring the 8g band. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ cheers and applauseseth: good evening everybody! i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? is everybody good? [ cheers ] that's great because today is earth day. [ cheers ] that's right. today is earth day. at least according to the guy who saw me throw a banana peel in the blue trash can. [ laughter ] he made sure i knew it was earth day. i guess this is no surprise. governor chris christie criticized marijuana legalization saying it's just not the quality of life we want to have here in new jersey. because the last thing you'd ever want is people walking around new jersey asking, "what is that smell?" [ laughter ] [ applause ] anything you can do to avoid that happening would be great. "the new york times" is reporting that america's middle class is no longer the world's wealthiest middle class. which must be very upsetting to the 12 remaining members of the middle class. [ laughter ] shocking news for them. [ scattered applause ] but more speculation about 2016. the "christ
featuring the 8g band. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ cheers and applauseseth: good evening everybody! i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? is everybody good? [ cheers ] that's great because today is earth day. [ cheers ] that's right. today is earth day. at least according to the guy who saw me throw a banana peel in the blue trash can. [ laughter ] he made sure i knew it was earth day. i guess this is no surprise....
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do you want to seth meyers us out here? nch, or i'm yours. [ laughter ] >> we should vote on -- they should have the audience vote of who looks more like seth meyers. seth meyers? nope. is it tommy? [ applause ] >> yeah! yeah! i'm the new seth meyers. i'm the new seth meyers. that's a really awkward chant. >> seth: you're so bad at chanting. don't ever start. >> i was voted worst chant starter. >> seth: oh, wow. and you never got bullied? that's amazing. >> yeah. >> seth: "silicon valley" airs sunday nights at 10:00 on hbo. thomas middleditch, everybody! we'll be right back with music from fitz and the tantrums. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ mommwanna see what's in it? ou. yeah! (gasps) you put it in here? yeah. and then you wanna take this... are you making them for the easter bunny? no, you. ahhhhh. this easter... ...bring a tradition... ...out of its shell. (cheers) has every amenity. booooriiiing!!!! ah, ah, ah. hit it, guys! ♪ ♪ it's got a bin for your chickens ♪ ♪ a computer from the future ♪ ♪ and some giant freaky room f
do you want to seth meyers us out here? nch, or i'm yours. [ laughter ] >> we should vote on -- they should have the audience vote of who looks more like seth meyers. seth meyers? nope. is it tommy? [ applause ] >> yeah! yeah! i'm the new seth meyers. i'm the new seth meyers. that's a really awkward chant. >> seth: you're so bad at chanting. don't ever start. >> i was voted worst chant starter. >> seth: oh, wow. and you never got bullied? that's amazing. >>...
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do you want to seth meyers us out here? ter ] >> we should vote on -- they should have the audience vote of who looks more like seth meyers. seth meyers? nope. is it tommy? [ applause ] >> yeah! yeah! i'm the new seth meyers. i'm the new seth meyers. that's a really awkward chant. >> seth: you're so bad at chanting. don't ever start. >> i was voted worst chant starter. >> seth: oh, wow. and you never got bullied? that's amazing. >> yeah. >> seth: "silicon valley" airs sunday nights at 10:00 on hbo. thomas middleditch, everybody! we'll be right back with music from fitz and the tantrums. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ in a world filled with fads... what did you get? no clue, but it's jacked with protein. wow it's nice to get back to basics. new p3 portable protein pack. it's 13 grams of serious protein, without taking itself too seriously. ♪ killing weeds where they grow ♪ ♪ a barrier forms so weeds can't appear ♪ ♪ serious weed prevention up to a year ♪ ♪ new roundup max control 365 ♪ with no more weeds, it's your year ♪ ♪ new ro
do you want to seth meyers us out here? ter ] >> we should vote on -- they should have the audience vote of who looks more like seth meyers. seth meyers? nope. is it tommy? [ applause ] >> yeah! yeah! i'm the new seth meyers. i'm the new seth meyers. that's a really awkward chant. >> seth: you're so bad at chanting. don't ever start. >> i was voted worst chant starter. >> seth: oh, wow. and you never got bullied? that's amazing. >> yeah. >> seth:...
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the show seth meyers sold out. e kids used to gather around their tvs and be like, dudes, dudettes, pass me a cold one. i know we have a huge psychology examination tomorrow, but, no matter. seth meyers is on. >> seth: yeah. i don't think that's how college kids talk. >> i wouldn't know, man. i didn't go to college! [ laughter ] but, seriously, what happened, dude? your show feels so tame now. it feels like it's written for little girls in pink bonnets who lost their sheep. >> seth: little bo-peep? >> yes, seth. the shepherd girl. see this shirt, seth? do you see this shirt? i got this when the show first came on the air. passion -- passion! >> seth: how did it get so gross so fast? >> how did your show get so safe so fast, man? >> this show is not as funny as it used to be. >> seth: ah man, you, too? >> yes. since that gentleman started talking, the entire show has gone way downhill. >> um, my name is greg. >> okay. anyway, i prefer the simpler version of "late night with seth meyers" when there wasn't all this, me
the show seth meyers sold out. e kids used to gather around their tvs and be like, dudes, dudettes, pass me a cold one. i know we have a huge psychology examination tomorrow, but, no matter. seth meyers is on. >> seth: yeah. i don't think that's how college kids talk. >> i wouldn't know, man. i didn't go to college! [ laughter ] but, seriously, what happened, dude? your show feels so tame now. it feels like it's written for little girls in pink bonnets who lost their sheep. >>...
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i have seth meyers come out wearing joe paterno glasses. y. >> seth: no, i don't think. because you followed it up immediately. you predicted correctly, because, much like our audience, you wrote -- then if the audience starts booing, it sets off a sensor that releases a bunch of tomatoes from the ceiling that ruins everybody's outfits. >> yeah. well, i actually -- it's funny you bring that up, because i'm thinking for this show, you want to get a viral video. hot viral videos. nobody watches shows, they watch it the next day on youtube. so, i was thinking, you should have things that you don't know, accidental things on show. the writers should be taking care of this. but, you know, i'll be glad to. [ laughter ] you could have like -- you know how baby videos are hot? >> seth: yeah. >> you get real -- the babies from those videos, and you interview them. [ laughter ] >> seth: right. >> same with cats. you know, bring a cat out. talk to the owner, obviously. can't talk to a cat. >> seth: you can't talk about a baby either. hold on. how come
i have seth meyers come out wearing joe paterno glasses. y. >> seth: no, i don't think. because you followed it up immediately. you predicted correctly, because, much like our audience, you wrote -- then if the audience starts booing, it sets off a sensor that releases a bunch of tomatoes from the ceiling that ruins everybody's outfits. >> yeah. well, i actually -- it's funny you bring that up, because i'm thinking for this show, you want to get a viral video. hot viral videos....
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. >>> on late night with seth meyers, john mccain talked about his decision to come on "saturday night live" three days before the 2008 election. he says it was a chance to reach young people. >> the hardest thing i think for
. >>> on late night with seth meyers, john mccain talked about his decision to come on "saturday night live" three days before the 2008 election. he says it was a chance to reach young people. >> the hardest thing i think for
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featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ eers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ nd applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening! how is everybody? i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." is everybody good? well, i have more good news. i have more good news right off the bat. today is national beer day. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for national beer day. which means, as a reminder -- which means tomorrow is national advil and gatorade day. [ laughter ] mark it on your calendars. are there any "game of thrones" fans here? [ cheers and applause ] well, last night, the hbo go streaming service crashed. it crashed during the premiere of "game of thrones", leaving people with only a million ways to see boobs on the internet. [ laughter ] they were down to only a million ways. [ applause ] do you guys know the game angry birds? well, police in pennsylvania are looking for a man who attempted to abduct four children while dressed as an angry bird yesterday. they almost caught him, but then he split into three guys. [ laughter ] and went off in different directions. so, that's
featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ eers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ nd applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening! how is everybody? i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." is everybody good? well, i have more good news. i have more good news right off the bat. today is national beer day. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for national beer day. which means, as a reminder -- which means tomorrow is national advil and gatorade day. [ laughter ] mark it...
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seth: well, you live in l.a. now. you live in l.a. >> mr. meyers walks around with cheetos. ers. >> seth: i show up ahead of time and i bring my cheetos to the back. >> okay. oh! >> seth: and then when the waiter comes over, i lean and i say, "at some point i'm going to order cheetos." [ laughter ] >> did you do that on the first date with your wife? >> seth: i did. yes. i said, like, "i'm going get us some cheetos." and she was like, "there are no cheetos in restaurants." [ laughter ] thank you. >> oh, my god. i love this man. >> seth: and then i go, "wait. you don't shake hands." >> you do shake hands for a living. you actually do shake hands for a living. >> seth: because that is how i met my wife. [ laughter ] >> so it is useful. i wasn't exploiting my child. >> seth: you're right. >> case closed. >> seth: you know what? >> kink, kink, kink, kink. >> seth: you're right. you know what? wait. we're good. [ laughter and applause ] matt walsh, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] "veep" airs sunday nights on hbo. we'll be right back more "late night." ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
seth: well, you live in l.a. now. you live in l.a. >> mr. meyers walks around with cheetos. ers. >> seth: i show up ahead of time and i bring my cheetos to the back. >> okay. oh! >> seth: and then when the waiter comes over, i lean and i say, "at some point i'm going to order cheetos." [ laughter ] >> did you do that on the first date with your wife? >> seth: i did. yes. i said, like, "i'm going get us some cheetos." and she was like,...
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featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. rs and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] did everyone watch the basketball game last night? [ cheers and applause ] well, uconn beat kentucky yesterday to become the ncaa champion. and this morning, fox news host heather childers accidentally called connecticut the naacp champions. [ laughter ] instead of the ncaa champions. even more embarrassing, she also referred to fox news as news. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] very interesting. the tourism minister of crimea announced that foreign tourists can visit the country this year without a visa. and just when you thought visiting crimea couldn't get any more enticing -- no visas! [ laughter and applause ] it's just a shame -- it's a shame this is happening after spring break is over. [ laughter ] could have all been in crimea. this is kind of cool. today more than 100 advocates came to washington to lobby for the legalization
featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. rs and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] did everyone watch the basketball game last night? [ cheers and applause ] well, uconn beat kentucky yesterday to become the ncaa champion. and this morning, fox news host heather childers accidentally called connecticut the...
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i'm seth meyers. remember, nbc asked us to hang out?ighing ] [ laughter ] >> all right, let's go. let's go, funny boy. [ laughter ] ♪ so, this is, uh -- this is where you tape your prank show and put skits on youtube. >> seth: well, no. this is the -- set for my new talk show. >> it looks like you decided not to wear your bozo makeup, clown man. [ laughter ] i'm going to address the camera now. ♪ good evening. i'm lester holt, nbc news. [ laughter ] i don't appreciate jokes, goofs or spoofs. friendship is about respect, and you cannot respect a clown. thank you. [ laughter ] >> seth: for real? [ laughter ] ♪ so do you watch any shows or anything? are you excited about the next season of "mad men"? >> well, seth, what excites me is the news. breaking the news, reporting the news, being a mouthpiece of truth in a storm of madness and injustice. >> seth: cool. that's -- that's really awesome, man. >> what excites you? >> seth: um -- the same stuff? [ laughter ] >> liar. ♪ [ light laughter ] >> seth: so, uh -- what are you working on? >> we
i'm seth meyers. remember, nbc asked us to hang out?ighing ] [ laughter ] >> all right, let's go. let's go, funny boy. [ laughter ] ♪ so, this is, uh -- this is where you tape your prank show and put skits on youtube. >> seth: well, no. this is the -- set for my new talk show. >> it looks like you decided not to wear your bozo makeup, clown man. [ laughter ] i'm going to address the camera now. ♪ good evening. i'm lester holt, nbc news. [ laughter ] i don't appreciate...
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l'il jon, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers a applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyerseers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: welcome, everyone. welcome. thank you very much. good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? are we good? [ cheers and applause ] beautiful. in that case, let's get to the news. you guys like pope francis? any pope francis fans out there? [ cheers and applause ] great. well, that's not surprising. your reaction is not surprising because a new poll shows that american catholics have become more excited about their faith thanks to pope francis, who has a favorability rating of 85%. [ cheers ] and to give you an idea of just how impressive that is, jesus is only at 81%. [ laughter ] so that's pretty good. [ cheers and applause ] catholics are excited about the pope. and then, being catholic, they immediately felt guilty about being excited. [ laughter ] it was very fleeting. i think people just like this pope because he lets you do stuff. he's like the dad in high school who would let his kids drink at his house. [ lau
l'il jon, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers a applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyerseers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: welcome, everyone. welcome. thank you very much. good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? are we good? [ cheers and applause ] beautiful. in that case, let's get to the news. you guys like pope francis? any pope francis fans out there? [ cheers and applause ] great. well, that's not surprising....
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featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is -- seth meyersrs and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening! [ cheers and applause ] good evening, everyone. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] pretty well? that's great. let's get started. pope francis, this is true. pope francis, today, tweeted to his 4 million twitter followers, "inequality is the root of social evil." so it looks like -- he's giving us his season tickets to the clippers. [ laughter and applause ] and no one -- no one is happier -- than the person who has season tickets right behind him -- [ laughter ] --because it is a terrible sight line when he wears that giant hat. big celebrity news. "people" and "us weekly" are reporting that george clooney is engaged to a 36-year-old human rights lawyer in the u.k. so be nice to carol in accounting today. she's taking this really hard. [ laughter and applause ] the only accounting she is doing today -- is 1 plus 0 -- equals carol. [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] go easy on her. she's taki
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mulaney, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyersrs and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening, everyone. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's great. unfortunately, i feel bad that i have to start us off tonight with a little bit of sad news. i'm afraid the kremlin announced yesterday that vladimir putin and his wife have officially divorced. [ audience awws ] yeah. over their 30-year marriage, the couple shared two daughters, several homes, and one laugh. [ laughter ] this is a little bit of history. queen elizabeth met with pope francis today at the vatican for the first time. they'd never met before. they met for the first time. no word on what they talked about, but i'm going to guess hats. [ laughter ] maybe a little on wave technique. lot of waving. they both do a lot of waving. [ english accent ] "i like it like this." i don't know even which one of them that was supposed to be, that accent. [ laughter ] it was either an old italian man or an old british woman. this i
mulaney, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyersrs and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening, everyone. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's great. unfortunately, i feel bad that i have to start us off tonight with a little bit of sad news. i'm afraid the kremlin announced yesterday that vladimir putin and his wife have officially divorced. [ audience awws...
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everything's the same. >> seth: everything's the same. >> aww, seth meyers. this week with host lena dunham. musical guests, "the nationals." we'll be right back with olympians johnny weir and tara lipinski. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ amy ] when you're tossing and turning and can't sleep an ounce, wash in sweet dreams with tide, downy, and bounce. the sweet dreams collection has scents so relaxing so you can tuck in and turn off after a day oh so taxing. ♪ [ click ] [ male announcer ] there's a simpler way to fluffier eggs. ♪ ♪ i can't believe it's not butter! the simpler way to delicious fluffy eggs. [ chicken clucks ] believe. salesgets up to 795 highwayal is the passamiles per tank.sel salesperson #2: actually, we're throwing in a $1,000 fuel reward card. we've never done that. that's why there's never been a better time to buy a passat tdi clean diesel. husband: so it's like two deals in one? salesperson #2: exactly. avo: during the first ever volkswagen tdi clean diesel event, get a great deal on a passat tdi, that gets up to 795 highway miles per tank.
everything's the same. >> seth: everything's the same. >> aww, seth meyers. this week with host lena dunham. musical guests, "the nationals." we'll be right back with olympians johnny weir and tara lipinski. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ amy ] when you're tossing and turning and can't sleep an ounce, wash in sweet dreams with tide, downy, and bounce. the sweet dreams collection has scents so relaxing so you can tuck in and turn off after a day oh so taxing. ♪ [ click ] [...
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featuring the 8g band. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause> seth: good evening! i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] are you well? thank you so much for being here. let's open tonight with some happy news. you guys like happy news? [ cheers and applause ] we're going to have some happy news to start us off tonight. chelsea clinton has announced that she is pregnant with her first child. [ cheers and applause ] great news. the baby is expected to crawl after 9 months and run in 2055. [ laughter ] [ applause ] that's expected. that's just what's expected. yesterday as i'm sure you know, was 4/20. april 20, 4/20. [ cheers ] and this weekend, over 37,000 people went to denver to participate in the fourth annual cannabis cup. [ light laughter ] and they all made memories that would last a few minutes. [ laughter ] [ applause ] for the next few minutes. the boston marathon was held today. [ cheers and applause ] this is a very sweet sorry. shortly after completing the marathon, a runner prop
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and sure enough the kid next to me is like, "are you seth meyers?"r ] i was like, "yeah, i am." he's like, "what are you doing here?" i was like, "i wish i knew, buddy." so, i get in the car. and again, you are just really tense. because you like instinctively know how to drive. but, even when you're driving you're like, i hope i'm doing this right. and we just had to drive around like the town once. and at one point i was like, okay, i'm doing really good. like i nailed parallel parking which when i was a kid was the hardest part. so, i got like parallel parking cocky. at one point i looked at the instructor and was like, i'm kind of nailing it, right? she said, you were nailing it you just rolled through a stop sign. anyway, end of the day, it all worked out i passed my test, barely. but, i got a license. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. so, anyway, i'm driving this week with my wife and all of the sudden we get pulled over. i'm like, oh, my god. we got pulled over. and she's like, what happened? i'm like, i don't know. i wasn't speedi
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featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. rs and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? are we well? everyone well? i'm going to start off tonight with some good news. this is good news for hillary clinton supporters. a super pac, a super pac urging hillary clinton to run for president says it raised $1.7 million in the first three months of the year. said president obama, i'll kick in another million if she is willing to start early. [ laughter ] he'd love -- he'd love to move on to other things. interesting science news, scientists have discovered the world's oldest cardiovascular system within a 520 million-year-old shrimp fossil which they in turn found at red lobster. with two sides, two free sides. they were free. they were free after they told the waitress we found -- there is a shrimp fossil in my salad. this is cool an illinois dairy farm has created jelly bean flavored milk. jelly bean flavored milk just in time for easter. it is easter themed because
featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. rs and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? are we well? everyone well? i'm going to start off tonight with some good news. this is good news for hillary clinton supporters. a super pac, a super pac urging hillary clinton to run for president says it raised $1.7 million in the first three months of the year....
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i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? are we well?s and applause ] all right, good. let's get to the news. [ cheers and applause ] sarah palin is back. sarah palin offered some advice to president obama regarding vladimir putin. saying the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke. [ light laughter ] and the most shocking part of that statement is that she considers president obama a good guy. [ light laughter ] which is progress, i guess. barbie, the world's most famous doll turned 55 on sunday. [ cheers ] 55. if you ask me, that's a little too old to be waking up naked on the stairs every morning. [ laughter ] get your life together, barbie. [ applause ] this story just made me sad. tmz is reporting that a johnny carson sex tape -- [ audience gasps ] -- is being shopped to private collectors in los angeles. and you can stop calling yourself a private collector, joan rivers. [ laughter ] we know it's you. [ applause ] and also, in case you were wondering, the ed mcmahon sex tape remains bidless on ebay. [
i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? are we well?s and applause ] all right, good. let's get to the news. [ cheers and applause ] sarah palin is back. sarah palin offered some advice to president obama regarding vladimir putin. saying the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke. [ light laughter ] and the most shocking part of that statement is that she considers president obama a good guy. [ light laughter ] which is...
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schwarzenegger, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyerseers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening, everyone! welcome! so, nice to have you here on a monday. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is great. well, let's get started. i don't know if you guys heard about this, but the secret service arrested a man today. they arrested a man today after he tried to scale a fence at the white house. they reportedly said to the man, "sorry, but you still have two more years, mr. president." [ laughter ] you have to stay. you can't just leave. [ cheers and applause ] over the fence, of all things. are there any baseball fans here? [ cheers ] all right. well, today was opening day for major league baseball. which means -- that means, we're only 17 months away from the world series. [ laughter ] it's right around the corner. speaking of baseball, the tampa bay rays introduced a new concession called "fan versus food" burger. which is a four-pound burger served with a pound of french fries
schwarzenegger, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyerseers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening, everyone! welcome! so, nice to have you here on a monday. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is great. well, let's get started. i don't know if you guys heard about this, but the secret service arrested a man today. they arrested a man today after he...
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. >>> big honor for seth meyers and family guy skewers chris christie.r woman is hoping to top the weekend box office. you're watching "early today." [ male announcer ] at the corner of "where you need us most" and "where you least expect us," walgreens is more than just a drugstore. some pharmacy staff deliver medications right to your hospital bedside. and whenever, wherever you have questions, walgreens experts are there for you 24/7 with online pharmacy chat. we even bring immunizations to seniors right where they need us. because life doesn't stand still, and neither do we. at the corner of happy and healthy. still running in the morning? yeah. getting your vegetables every day? when i can. [ bop ] [ male announcer ] could've had a v8. two full servings of vegetables for only 50 delicious calories. [ female announcer ] we eased your back pain, you turned up the fun. tylenol® provides strong pain relief while being gentle on your stomach. but for everything we do, we know you do so much more. tylenol®. >>> as far as what we're dealing with out there
. >>> big honor for seth meyers and family guy skewers chris christie.r woman is hoping to top the weekend box office. you're watching "early today." [ male announcer ] at the corner of "where you need us most" and "where you least expect us," walgreens is more than just a drugstore. some pharmacy staff deliver medications right to your hospital bedside. and whenever, wherever you have questions, walgreens experts are there for you 24/7 with online...
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. >> why seth meyers and not jimmy fallan. >> seth meyers is a new kind of late night host.his is not jimmy fallan who is my favorite, but seth meyers brings a different kind for cerebral approach to late night comedy, and we have to take note of that. >> now the biggest sports stars, big soccer star and serena williams from tennis. the others are a little more obscure, and certainly none of the big american big sports stars, lebron james and payton mapeytonmannings , why? >> lebron james had a good year, and typically does have a good year as well as the both mannings. as an internationalist , 45 comes from outside of the united states. we did have to take note of christiano ronaldo. and that was difficult for me as i'm a barcelona fan, but it's hard to argue that he has had an amazing year. >> even if you have to root against him every time he plays. >> every chance i get. >> thank you very much. >> the show may be over but the show continues on our website www.aljazeera.com/consider this or on our facebook or google plus pages and on twitter. we'll see you next time. --we
. >> why seth meyers and not jimmy fallan. >> seth meyers is a new kind of late night host.his is not jimmy fallan who is my favorite, but seth meyers brings a different kind for cerebral approach to late night comedy, and we have to take note of that. >> now the biggest sports stars, big soccer star and serena williams from tennis. the others are a little more obscure, and certainly none of the big american big sports stars, lebron james and payton mapeytonmannings , why?...
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i'm seth meyers. this thing we're doing here is "late night." how is everybody tonight?e well? [ cheers and applause ] is everybody well? aw that's too bad because i have to start this off with a little sad news. i apologize, but the kremlin announced today that vladimir putin and his wife have officially divorced. [ audience aws ] she'll get the house and the car and he'll get crimea, ukraine -- [ laughter ] -- belarus, pakistan, he'll get all of the other places. [ applause ] that's right, vladimir putin's divorce became final today. so ladies, he's officially single. run! [ laughter ] run! he took crimea, why don't you think he would take you? [ laughter ] t-mobile announced this morning -- [ laughter ] i could just go from terrifying to interesting telecom news. t-mobile announced this morning that it will no longer sell blackberry phones after april 25th, 2014. [ laughter ] the announcement came as a shock to blackberry owners who said, it's 2014? [ laughter and applause ] when did this -- my blackberry says it's 2009. [ laughter ] bad news for beyonce. very rare to
i'm seth meyers. this thing we're doing here is "late night." how is everybody tonight?e well? [ cheers and applause ] is everybody well? aw that's too bad because i have to start this off with a little sad news. i apologize, but the kremlin announced today that vladimir putin and his wife have officially divorced. [ audience aws ] she'll get the house and the car and he'll get crimea, ukraine -- [ laughter ] -- belarus, pakistan, he'll get all of the other places. [ applause ] that's...
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i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?ers and applause ] that's wonderful. that's so wonderful -- now, you know, of course, today is april fool's day. it's that special day once a year when everyone in our audience gets a brand new car. [ cheers and applause ] so happy april fool's. today was the last day to sign up for obamacare. and yesterday californians trying to sign up by phone, were accidentally redirected to a phone sex hot line. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] and when the hot line asked what their fantasy was, callers responded, "i'd like to keep my current coverage." [ laughter and applause ] it's not a giant fantasy, but it's a fantasy of mine. some controversy here. a group of students in washington, d.c. walked out during speech by former vice president dick cheney, saying they didn't want to listen to a war criminal. even more amazing, that's how he asked to be introduced. [ laughter and applause ] how do you want to go out? "grr." you want us to say this? "grr." [ light laughter ] this is nutty. the official presid
i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?ers and applause ] that's wonderful. that's so wonderful -- now, you know, of course, today is april fool's day. it's that special day once a year when everyone in our audience gets a brand new car. [ cheers and applause ] so happy april fool's. today was the last day to sign up for obamacare. and yesterday californians trying to sign up by phone, were accidentally redirected to a phone sex hot line. [ cheers ] [...
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thank you very much, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everyone doing?and applause ] great. so, let's all settle down then. and let me begin by saying happy st. patrick's day. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. today is st. patrick's day, when we commemorate the time st. patrick drove all the alcoholics out of new jersey and into manhattan. [ cheers and applause ] it was an historic day. moving cross coast. here's some l.a. news. this morning, los angeles was hit with a 4.4 magnitude earthquake. and as of five minutes ago, steven seagal was still jiggling. [ laughter ] to give you a sense of what a 4.4 magnitude earthquake would do. do you guys like gossip? do you guys like hot gossip? [ cheers ] well, here's a little gossip. a rumor is circulating that drake and rihanna are dating. the two apparently met last week while they were out shopping for last names. [ laughter and applause ] they're at the last name store. i'm looking for something in a "d," maybe a "d" last name. daniels. drake daniels. this story is the best. last friday, a california woma
thank you very much, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everyone doing?and applause ] great. so, let's all settle down then. and let me begin by saying happy st. patrick's day. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. today is st. patrick's day, when we commemorate the time st. patrick drove all the alcoholics out of new jersey and into manhattan. [ cheers and applause ] it was an historic day. moving cross coast. here's some l.a. news. this morning, los angeles was hit with a...
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i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everyone doing tonight?ers and applause ] did everyone have a good st. patrick's day? [ cheers and applause ] well, if the sound of that cheering made you want to kill yourself, then answer is yes. [ laughter ] well, the situation in the ukraine -- i don't know if you have been following the situation in the ukraine, but the situation in ukraine continues to develop. vladimir putin signed a treaty this morning that formally absorbs crimea into the russian federation. so if you felt bad because you didn't know where crimea was, don't worry, it's gone. [ laughter ] it's not there anymore. it's gone. [ cheers and applause ] things are heating up, though. vice president biden said today that the u.s. is considering sending troops to the baltic states bordering russia. according to biden, the baltic states are the territories located just past boardwalk and park place. [ laughter ] they're very important. you don't think they're important, but if you have all three of them, they're very important. then it's house
i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everyone doing tonight?ers and applause ] did everyone have a good st. patrick's day? [ cheers and applause ] well, if the sound of that cheering made you want to kill yourself, then answer is yes. [ laughter ] well, the situation in the ukraine -- i don't know if you have been following the situation in the ukraine, but the situation in ukraine continues to develop. vladimir putin signed a treaty this morning that formally absorbs crimea...
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stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers", thank you for watching!s "late night with seth meyers." tonight, matt lauer and savannah guthrie, scientist bill nye,
stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers", thank you for watching!s "late night with seth meyers." tonight, matt lauer and savannah guthrie, scientist bill nye,
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[ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching.seth meyers." tonight -- edie falco. marlon wayans.
[ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching.seth meyers." tonight -- edie falco. marlon wayans.
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look at the roots. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers."
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right over there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyersit's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- jason sudeikis, kathryn hahn,
right over there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyersit's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- jason sudeikis, kathryn hahn,
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. >> why seth meyers and not jimmy fall loan? >> seth meyers is a new kind of late night host. this is not -- jimmy fallon was my favorite, but he brings a more cerebral approach to late night comedy. we had to take note of that. >> the biggest sports stars on the list are renaldo a big soccer star and serena williams from tennis. the others are obscure, and certainly none of the big american sports stars, the lebron jameses and peyton mannings and tom bradies didn't make the list. why? >> lebron james had a good year as did both the manning brothers. it was an international list, 45 of the 100 come from outside the united states. we did have to take note of kristian rinaldo. that was a little difficult. i'm a barcelona fan and it's not easy. i had to recommend christian rinaldo because journalistically it's hard to argue he didn't have a great year. >> do you root against him? >> every chance i get. >> it's great to have you with us. thanks very much. >> anytime. >>> the show may be over but the conversation continues on our website aljazeera.com/considerthis. you can find us
. >> why seth meyers and not jimmy fall loan? >> seth meyers is a new kind of late night host. this is not -- jimmy fallon was my favorite, but he brings a more cerebral approach to late night comedy. we had to take note of that. >> the biggest sports stars on the list are renaldo a big soccer star and serena williams from tennis. the others are obscure, and certainly none of the big american sports stars, the lebron jameses and peyton mannings and tom bradies didn't make the...
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cheers and applause ] ♪ >> fred: from 30 rockerfeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers
cheers and applause ] ♪ >> fred: from 30 rockerfeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers
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stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- senator john mccain. billy eichner. music from jas
stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- senator john mccain. billy eichner. music from jas
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roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyerseers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- kevin bacon, kevin millar and sean casey,
roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyerseers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- kevin bacon, kevin millar and sean casey,
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john mccain on "late night with seth meyers" wants more. >> russia is a gas station run by mafia that is masquerading. >> reporter: this is why john kerry sounded oddly nostalgic for the bad old days. >> during the cold war it was easier than it is today, simpler. >> reporter: tonight president obama leaves for asia, a trip he has had to cancel three times before, u.s. officials are resigned that the ukraine crisis will overshadow whatever the president does in asia. >>> andrea, thanks. on his way on that trip to asia, president obama stopped in washington state today. he spent time with families and first responders while touring the scene of devastation there after the landslide that wiped out much of an entire community. the death toll stands at 41. the search is continuing for two others still missing. >>> with a rising death toll over 170 souls still missing the anger is growing tonight after the awful ferry disaster we've been covering in the waters off south korea. as new details are uncovered about what the captain and crew did and did not do at the first sign of trouble as th
john mccain on "late night with seth meyers" wants more. >> russia is a gas station run by mafia that is masquerading. >> reporter: this is why john kerry sounded oddly nostalgic for the bad old days. >> during the cold war it was easier than it is today, simpler. >> reporter: tonight president obama leaves for asia, a trip he has had to cancel three times before, u.s. officials are resigned that the ukraine crisis will overshadow whatever the president does in...
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. >>> on late night with seth meyers, john mccain talked about his decision to come on "saturday nightthe 2008 election. he says it was a chance to reach young people. >> the hardest thing i think for a politician today very lawnsly is stay in touch with younger people so next time you're on your app look for mccain.com. >> on your app. are you right about that? that's your scrambled politics. >>> i am joined by newsday columnist ellis. >> you can't try to fake that techie stuff. either you got it or you don't. >> when you don't you really don't. okay, so four years into retirement, former supreme court justice john paul stevens is really wanting to amendment the constitution. what do you think about his suggestions when it comes to gun control and state's rights because he's trying to change all that. >> well, let me praise him for a second. we could do the political analysis. he has his finger on something. many americans feel like our government is tied up in these crazy knots not able to solve some of our biggest problems, right? the gun issue is one of them. most americans think,
. >>> on late night with seth meyers, john mccain talked about his decision to come on "saturday nightthe 2008 election. he says it was a chance to reach young people. >> the hardest thing i think for a politician today very lawnsly is stay in touch with younger people so next time you're on your app look for mccain.com. >> on your app. are you right about that? that's your scrambled politics. >>> i am joined by newsday columnist ellis. >> you can't try...
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. >> yeah, that's seth meyers. he'll host the emmy awards.commodate the network's nfl schedule. now neal patrick harris hosted last year's ceremony and jimmy kimmel the previous year. >> plus he's got good friends in tina fey and amy poehler. >> that's right. >> who might make a cameo. >> exactly. >> speaking of amy poehler, the first lady that made an appearance on parks and rec last night and looks like amy polar was nervous about meeting her. >> here's someone that may be able to convince you. hello mrs. obama. >> hey, grant, how are you doing. >> this is leslie, he is considering a job with us in chicago. >> well, you know how i feel about chicago. >> yeah, you are from chicago so you like it. >> that's right and we need passionate people like you on our national parks. they get hundreds of millions of visitors each year. are you nodding because you agree with me. >> yes, i agree with you on all things throughout history until the end of time forever. you and grant work together? >> yeah we work together a lot. he's helped me integrate th
. >> yeah, that's seth meyers. he'll host the emmy awards.commodate the network's nfl schedule. now neal patrick harris hosted last year's ceremony and jimmy kimmel the previous year. >> plus he's got good friends in tina fey and amy poehler. >> that's right. >> who might make a cameo. >> exactly. >> speaking of amy poehler, the first lady that made an appearance on parks and rec last night and looks like amy polar was nervous about meeting her. >>...
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stop sexual assault with a star-studded psa that includes the likes of steve carell and nbc's oath seth meyersit's a crime. it's wrong. >> if i saw it happening i was taught you have to do something about it. >> if i saw it happening i'd speak up. >> if i saw it happening, i'd never blame her, i'd help her. >> because i don't want to be part of the problem. i want to be part of the solution. >> senator barbara boxer was making the case to raise the federal minimum wage to $10.10 when he attempted to make a pop culture reference. >> i work for the minimum wage, a long time ago. at that time, it was a dollar an hour. and i earned 50 cents an hour because i was a teenager. today, 50 cent is a singing group, am i right about that? >> ah, not exactly, but nice try. that's your morning dish of "scrambled politics." joined me now for the first look at politics is lynn swede, from the washington sun times. good morning, lynn. >> good morning. there's a new nbc news/"wall street journal" poll out this morning that shows 47% want the united states to reduce its role in world affairs. will this type of s
stop sexual assault with a star-studded psa that includes the likes of steve carell and nbc's oath seth meyersit's a crime. it's wrong. >> if i saw it happening i was taught you have to do something about it. >> if i saw it happening i'd speak up. >> if i saw it happening, i'd never blame her, i'd help her. >> because i don't want to be part of the problem. i want to be part of the solution. >> senator barbara boxer was making the case to raise the federal minimum...