however, you may not know that our guest seth meyers, he broke his nose. over the weekend. claims it was with a hockey stick. i'm sure there's something much better than that, a better story there. i did do some solidarity with seth because that is the kind of host i am. [ applause ] next on the list, helping our heroes. today's the anniversary of 9/11. today remembrance and gratitude for the people who put their lives on the line every day to protect us and our freedom. there's an incredible organization that's helping people who fight for our freedom. called the children of fallen patriots foundation. it was founded in 2002 and provides college tuition to children who have lost a parent in the line of duty. it's changing lives one diploma at a time. for one woman it saved her both personally an professionally after she suffered an unspeakable loss. take a look at this. >> my dad comes from a long line of military family, so he joined the military. my husband was captain orlando. he flew helicopter. when i married orlando, it was like marrying my best friend. my dad and my

>> seth meyers. >> seth: aw, that's nice. who's the father?: no i'm not, cassandra. >> okay. >> seth: okay. [ laughter ] contestant number one, he's a professional dancer on dancing with the stars. spell maksim chmerkovskiy. [ laughter ] would you like a definition? >> yeah. >> seth: dancing, a type of art done by one self or with a partner that generally involves movement of the body often rhythm and set to music. now please spell. maksim chmerkovskiy. >> uhm, okay, m-a-k-s-i-m. >> seth: wow, you are very good at this. >> okay, good luck. c-h-m-e-r-k-o-v-s-k-y. >> seth: oh my goodness. [ cheers ] he had a weird i right at the end. [ laughter ] i'm going to be honest. you're doing a lot better than we thought you would do. [ laughter ] actually, you know what? it was so close we're going to go to our judges. oh, man. they are in a mood today. contestant number two, your celebrity name is r & b artist, akon. [ crying baby ] oh, and the sound of the baby crying means that you have to spell akon's birth name which is, and this is real. aliaune da

but when i come into work everyday, my style is all seth meyers and it ain't a seth meyers shirt unless bare and emerges crumpled from the bottom of a hamper. [ laughter ] not today, but some day i will learn how to correctly pronounce tupac shakur. [ laughter and applause ] see, i told you it would not be today. [ laughter ] i have the titular line in the film "new year's eve," and the only thing worse than my acting is the fact that i use words like "titular" and call movies "film." [ laughter ] i matter and what i have to offer this world also matters. but not really. let's be real about this. if the lights went out and we entered some sort of apocalypse, i would be the first one killed and eaten by real men with strong bodies. [ laughter ] i have no tangible skills outside of talking and wearing makeup. [ laughter ] when we are digging through garbage dumps looking for half filled bottles of sprite and cooking rats over a burning tire, no one is gonna be saying, "hey, i wish someone would do a strong monologue right now." [ laughter ] i am useless and lucky. [ laughter ] i have as f

>> oh, sure thing, seth meyers. >> seth: okay. very sorry about that. ah-ha.ox legend jim ranks is way too intimidating. not sure how much fun he'd be to go apple picking with. [ light laughter ] mike boddicker bet he would be a good friend to leaf peeping with. [ phone ringing ] >> seth: sorry, who's phone is that? >> mine. >> seth: are you, are you going answer it? >> i didn't want to interrupt you while you were doing your cardboard pictures of grown men wearing pajamas. [ light laughter ] >> seth: well, either answer it or turn it off. >> okay. all right. fine. hello? [ light laughter ] hey. how's it going. no, no. what happened? no way! how many? three? and all of them were rockettes? [ laughter ] wait a minute, where? in the back seat of your car? way to go, grandpa! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: thank you. okay. quiet moment officially begins now. [ beeping ] >> a little more. a little more. plenty of room. plenty of room. no room! stop! stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! stop! [ crashes ] [ laughter ] [ laughter ] >> seth: we'll be right back

and i was a guest on 'late night with seth meyers.'" >> no, it's true. h. well, look. i would like to have him as a guest on the show. >> he would be awesome. well, he might get -- well, no. he'd be okay, i think. as long as his 12 little -- >> seth: he wouldn't be out here alone, yeah. [ laughter ] thank you so much for being here. >> thank you for having me. thank you. >> seth: julianna margulies, everyone. the fifth season of "good wife" premiers this sunday on cbs. we'll be right back with viggo mortensen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this fall, i'm doing cropfit. what's cropfit? hardcore fitness based on 19th century farming practices. pick it! pick it! pick it! pull the plow son! this is not a one man joobbb!!! [ male announcer ] however you stay fit start with delicious low fat sandwiches like the subway club. subway. eat fresh. like the subway club. nothing will keep you from magnum. made with silky vanilla bean ice cream, rich caramel sauce and belgian chocolate. discover magnum chocolate pleasure. i am so noh my gosh...now, it's not even funny. dri

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ seth meyers."onight -- jeff goldblum -- comedian hannibal buress -- science writer, jeffery kluger -- featuring the 8g band. [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening. good evening, everyone. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everyone doing tonight? are we well? well, great. great news. well today -- today was a big day for apple. a big day for apple. today, apple released the new iphone 6 and the iphone 6 plus. they'll be in stores in about two weeks and in landfills in a year. [ laughter ] so, look forward to that. the new iphone will feature apple pay which is a virtual wallet that is easy, secure, and private. you know, just like those nude photos. [ laughter ] put your money where you put the nude photos. [ applause ] that's what i'd do. the new iphone will also support over 20 different cell signals from verizon's lte network, the at&t 4g network to sprint's no signal network. [ laughter ] turning to political news, ir

you have to stop being sorry and you have to grow up a bit. >> excuse me, are you talk show host seth meyers yeah, why? >> well, we're here in response to your emergency 911 call. >> seth: yeah, i never called 911. >> well, we have a recording. >> uh, yeah, hi. 911, this is seth meyers, the talk show host. [ light laughter ] i just spent the morning trying to stick my head up my own butt, and now it's stuck up there. so, i'm going to need a ride to the hospital like now. and in case you were wondering, yeah, i made this call from inside my butt. [ laughter ] okay. see you soon. >> sir, you should know that it's a felony to make a fake call to 911. grow up, seth! >> seth: all right. you know what? [ laughter ] first of all, i'm really surprised they thought that was a real 911 call. and i'm really disappointed in you, derrick. i mean, remember when i taught you to skip rocks at brandywine creek state park? i mean, what happened to that kid i knew? >> well, to be honest, i knew i shouldn't have done those things. i was just kind of bummed out because -- today's my birthday, and nobody remember

well because i know you, seth meyers. >> seth: yeah. we do.ke -- >> seth: i would have thought that would have made it easier, no? >> no man. at work if i bombed, that means i gotta go back to work. [ laughter ] >> seth: excuse me? >> i literally work upstairs. >> seth: yeah, that's true. when you do it up there, it's safer. >> yeah, i could just leave town, i could just get on a bus and i'd be fine. >> seth: congratulations with "weekend update." you were great. [ cheers and applause ] you and jost are great together. and you had the craziest summer, because you were on a writer on "snl" last year. a lot of the people just take the summer off. >> nope. >> seth: they dick around. you went and you worked on "the daily show" for the summer. how was that? >> well, it was -- it was a lot of work. >> seth: yeah. >> a lot of work. i get why people take vacations. >> seth: yeah. because you just worked straight through. >> i worked straight through. like -- like -- it was like summer school. you know how when you have to go to summer school, it's bru

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? rs and applause ] >> seth: what excellent news. what excellent news. well, it's that time of year again, the new nfl season kicked off this past weekend. so, while you can, please enjoy the phrase, "the undefeated new york jets"! [ cheers ] enjoy it while it lasts. [ applause ] there's still some controversy in the nfl. this weekend, a native american group gathered outside of the houston washington game to protest the redskins' nickname. and a group of cowboys wide receivers gathered outside the dallas/san francisco game because that's where most of tony romo's passes were landing. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: turning to political news, this week, president obama will announce his plans for addressing the threat posed by isis extremists in iraq. it's an incredibly difficult situation. i think at this point, you just tell liam neeson that they have his daughter. [ laughter and applause ] [cheers] i think it's code neeson. [ cheers and applause6] this is fully code nees

fred-ex with fred armisen, featuring the 8g band. [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyers news. president obama has announced a former google executive will serve as his cabinet's new chief technology officer. when the google exec was asked how he felt about the new job, he gave 79,000 responses. [ laughter and applause ] big tv news today. it was announced that rosie perez will join rosie o'donnell on the new season of "the view." i really hope having two rosies doesn't make the conversations on "the view" confusing to follow. [ laughter and applause ] this is pretty cool. officials at an air show in britain debuted a new low-cost version of a fighter jet which costs $80 million less than its competitors. and it's less expensive because the pilot has to make the fighter jet noises himself. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] coming in on the target. pwew, pwew, pwew! pwew, pwew, pwew! pwew, pwew, pwew! pwew, pwew! happy birthday to beyonce -- [ cheers and applause ] -- who turned 33 today. by the way, 33 is also the percentage of destiny's child that will be celebrating.

it's an arrangement of the theme song from "late night with seth meyers." ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers. [ laughter ] but i wanna give it up and say thank you to randy, jake, amelia, and liz. liz, i believe arranged it, so thank you so much to them. and i mean, i hope you guys can read the writing on the wall and some of you -- one of you, at least one of you learns bassoon. [ laughter ] i didn't know we were missing bassoon until i heard that, but now it's pretty clear to me. we have a great -- we have an excellent show for you tonight. from the upcoming film, "this is where i leave you," connie britton is here. [ cheers and applause ] big fan of connie britton. the star of the new show "gotham," ben mckenzie will be stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] can't wait to talk to him about "gotham." and we'll have music from vance joy. [ cheers and applause ] very exciting. now -- some viewers at home may not know, before every show, i take role just to make sure everyone in the audience is sitting in their correct seats. i did not have time to do it before the monologue tonight. so, if you

i'm a whole bunch of people right now. >> seth: and this is seth meyers. [ laughter ] >> with your groove"american idol." but before that, which is fascinating to me, you were on a disney cruise. >> i was. >> seth: you were performing on a disney cruise. what was that like? >> it was a lot of fun. it was a great experience. i did that right before "idol." i worked on a disney wonder cruise ship. and i did a lot of singing. they didn't want me to dance. because they said i couldn't dance. >> seth: really? >> yeah, they were like, "jennifer, you just stand here and sing." >> seth: that seems very anti the disney message. [ light laughter ] >> it kind of is but it is the place where dreams come true. >> seth: right. >> yeah, so. >> seth: and they say in the dream, this audience's dream is that you don't dance. >> you just sing. [ laughter ] don't, don't, don't move at all. but that's where i worked. yeah. >> seth: and with an album coming out today, do you have any rituals on release day? >> what's my ritual? i normally carry my energy stone. i don't have that today. i keep it. it balances m

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? rs and applause ] that is great to hear. that is simply great to hear. let's start -- >> woman: i love you, seth! >> seth: thank you. let's start with some political news. president obama today addressed the u.n. general assembly and asked young people to focus on education and innovation rather than religious extremism. and if there's one place to reach young people, it's the u.n. general assembly. [ laughter and applause ] u.n. general assembly, twitter -- like below that, twitter. the u.n. general assembly is definitely first. [ laughter ] i remember when i was a kid, i would run off the bus -- [ laughter ] just run off the bus and try to get the c-span on when they were having the u.n. general assembly. during the speech, president obama said about the militant group isis, "the only language understood by killers like this is the language of force." so, i guess, talk to them like this we will. [ laughter ] you -- you're going to live a long life. [ cheers and applause ] you can liv

mckenzie, music from vance joy featuring the 8g band. [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyerscheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everyone! good evening! i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? are we well? [ cheers and applause ] excellent news. excellent news. we're gonna start with some political news. during a speech yesterday, former vice president dick cheney advised house republicans to focus on rebuilding the military, or as he calls it, "my precious." [ laughter ] speaking of cheney, this is great. today "the new york times" had to issue a correction after it mistakenly referred to dick cheney as a former president. [ laughter ] of course, george w. bush made that same mistake all the time. [ laughter ] so to be fair to "the new york times," it's an easy mistake to make. [ applause ] very easy mistake to make. some slightly upsetting news. a federal investigation has found the department of homeland security is ill prepared -- they are ill prepared for a potential disease pandemic. and i'm not sure i agree. they did a great job of

and now, here he is, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening, everyone!ening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] are we well? everybody's -- so, right after that, did anyone watch the president's speech last night? [ cheers ] all right. well -- last night, president obama gave a speech announcing his plans for taking on the terrorist group isis. and now, isis has only 24 hours to complete the ice bucket challenge. [ laughter ] your move, isis. your move. [ cheers and applause ] "i hate america, but als, this is a serious problem." [ laughter ] "i think we should do it. and then back to attacks against america." [ laughter ] during last night's address, president obama said that to combat the terrorist group isis, he plans to train and arm, train and arm, moderate syrian rebels. that way we know exactly who we'll have to fight in ten years. [ laughter ] because that -- [ applause ] -- 'cause that's how it works. this is just insane. sarah palin and her family were reportedly involved in a brawl at

and now, here he is, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everyone!ood evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] let's get started tonight with some big political news. u.s. attorney general eric holder said today that he will resign after five years in office. when he heard about this, president obama said, "oh! he's my ride. [ laughter ] i got to go with him." [ applause ] best of luck. holder was one of just three remaining members from president obama's original cabinet. now the only original members left are don henley and glen fry. [ laughter ] only two left. after the most recent wave of bombings in syria, president obama said that the u.s. will dismantle the isis network of death. the network of death. or as it's known in america, sprint. [ laughter and applause ] sprint. what we call it here. i couldn't believe this. former "spice girl" victoria beckham has been named an international good will ambassador by the u.n. the officials believe beckham will be able to provide insight -- in

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i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everyone doing tonight? cheers and applause ] that is great news. that is great news. let's start with some political news. yesterday, hillary clinton dropped hints to voters in iowa that she's considering a presidential run. biggest hint -- she's talking to voters in iowa. [ laughter ] any of you consider doing that this weekend? see what i'm saying? this is amazing. the iphone 6 and iphone 6 plus received four million preorders in the first 24 hours. four million preorders in the first 24 hours. meanwhile, the new blackberry keeps driving by your house to see if you're home. [ laughter ] so sad. [ applause ] so sad. and the iphone can never drive by your house -- because of apple maps. [ laughter ] it would never have any idea -- where you live. it wouldn't know. i was surprised to hear this. on friday toronto mayor rob ford announced he's no longer -- he's no longer seeking re-election. [ audience aws ] he's still seeking some other things, though, if you've got any. if you've got any. and get this. rob f

i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? doing well? new set. a new set. [ cheers ] very exciting. huge night in tv history. we will always remember this night. moon landing, this -- [ laughter ] -- final "mash." this is big news. brad pitt and angelina jolie finally got married during a secret ceremony in chateau miraval, france. [ cheers and applause ] give it up. give it up for them. they said their vows surrounded by 100 of their closest children. [ laughter ] more trouble for bieber. [ audience aws ] justin bieber. not -- if you have other friends with that last name, rest easy. kevin bieber is fine. [ laughter ] but there's more trouble for justin bieber. canadian police announced today that justin bieber was arrested and charged with assault after getting into a fight with a minivan driver. [ applause ] police still haven't said how bieber was able to reach the driver from his car seat. [ laughter and applause ] probably -- he probably wasn't buckled in right. another reason to always buckle in. bieber in a car seat. [ laughter ] when you

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everyone doing tonight?heers and applause ] great news. you guys are here. you guys are here on a very, very special night. tonight is our 100th show. [ cheers and applause ] so we did it. we did it. we lasted 98 episodes longer than the average nbc show. [ laughter ] that's right. tonight is our 100th show. unless you're fred, he's still on like 15. [ laughter ] [ applause ] he'll be back. he'll be back. he'll have to come back. we made it to 100 episodes. and i want to thank the one group of people we couldn't have done it without. people who drink coffee late in the afternoon, even though they know it's a bad idea. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. thank you. let's turn to the news. this is a crazy story. the secret service is under investigation after two different men, two different men, made it onto the white house grounds this weekend after jumping the fence. said president obama, "jumping the fence, huh? why didn't i think of that?" [ laughter and applause ] he'd be long gone. he could be living the

and seth meyers, tomorrow. >> meredith: and welcome back.t's time for one of my favorite parts of the show called something you should know. could be anything from amazing tips to help you with your busy lives, to people who are making a big difference in their commune. today we are talking about beauty both inside and out thanks to young women across the country known as the glamour gals. these high school and college students provide companionship and makeovers to women living in senior homes. almost 20 years ago rachel doyle started tkpwhropl our girls to honor her grandmother's memory. now the organization has 71 chapters across 14 states. they are bringing generations together for a manicure and makeover. for more visit our website. if there's something you think you should know, go to meredith vieira show.com. thanks to all of my guests and you at home for stopping by. we'll see you next time. [ applause ] >> i'm here to help. you and i will get through this together. [applause] folks, whether you're in a relationship or still looking

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