featuring the 8g band. ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers! eers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody done tonight? good, good, good. [ cheers and applause ] you know, politicians are starting to announce for the next election and when politicians announce, you have you hear a lot of endorsements. it is very exciting when endorsements start coming out. and, you guys, this is a big one. the duggar family -- [ laughter ] of "19 kids and counting" fame, that duggar family. not one of the lesser duggar families. the duggar family of "19 kids and counting" is endorsing mike huckabee for president. but remember, they also endorse having 19 kids. [ laughter ] so take it with a grain of salt. president obama said last night that cinco de mayo is an opportunity to remember how deeply mexican-american culture is interwoven into american culture. really well said. in fact i'd like to read that quote one more time. [ laughter ] "cinco de mayo is an opportunity to remember how deeply mexican

pitch perfect 2" kay cannon, featuring the 8g band. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyerseers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] wonderful, wonderful. has everybody been following what has happened to tom brady and the patriots? has everybody been following -- this, the most important story in america right now. [ light laughter ] patriots quarterback -- if you haven't been following, patriots quarterback tom brady has been suspended for four games as a result of deflategate. they say it will be the most times he's spent sitting on the bench since the last time he went shopping with gisele. [ laughter ] no small amount of time. [ light laughter ] he got a four game suspension. four games off, or as it's known in the nfl, two bonus years of life. [ laughter ] so it's not all bad. [ light laughter ] charles barkley said this week that he still loves tom brady. either that, or he'd love some gravy. it's hard to tell -- [ laughter ] hard to tell when charles barkley say

i was watching that and you see seth meyers right here walk out and david letterman. letterman first started. >> i had forgotten completely that open. now it brought back all these memories of him doing that show. >> exactly, like it was yesterday. we know so much has changed. >> he gave usa lot of laughs. he deserves to rest. i wish he would continue. >> he'll come back and do some specials, i hope. >>> fleet week kicks off in new york city. naval academy will take part in annual parade of ships through new york harbor. happy birthday to nascar champion tony stewart turns 44. former radio host and first son ron reagan is 57. and if i could turn back time singer cher turns 69. she looks great. keep it here for more news weather and sports. i'm dara brown along with bill karins. thanks for watching "early today." we hope you have a great wednesday. the waters off the california coastline. how did it happen? and how bad is the damage? >>> another beached whale, the third in recent weeks, this time in half moon bay >>> the largest oughtautomotive recall >>> a live look o

featuring the 8g band. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyers! h: good evening, everybody. >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is so good to hear. and you guys -- you guys are here on such an exciting day, because today is cinco de mayo. [ cheers and applause ] cinco de mayo. or as it's known in america, excuseo de drinko. [ laughter ] interesting fact, it is celebrated on the fifth of may because most white people can only count to five in spanish. [ laughter ] uno, dos, tres, quatro -- cinco? sixo? i want to say sixo? [ laughter ] according to new data, millenials -- are there any millenials in the house? [ cheers ] according to new data, millenials are having fewer babies. though, sadly, experts believe this is because many millenials can't even. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i don't know if you saw this. in an episode of "the price is right" this week, a contestant in a wheelchair was awarded a treadmill. [ laughter ] and to be fair, the show isn't ca

comedian, chris distefano featuring the 8g band. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyersh: good evening, everybody. i'm seth myers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. that is so good to hear. what an exciting weekend. did anybody watch the big fight this weekend? [ cheers and applause ] i mean, besides the two boxers? so much clenching in that fight. if those guys had been hugged that much as children, they wouldn't have grown up to be boxers. [ laughter ] it's like watching a romantic comedy. they hate each other. they love each other. they hate each other. mike tyson -- i wasn't alone in my disappointment, you guys. once again, i was joined by mike tyson. with whom i share many opinions. [ laughter ] mike tyson voiced disappointment with this weekend's fight and tweeted, "we waited five years for that #underwhelmed." of course, this wouldn't be the first time that a guy with a face tattoo has been disappointed. [ laughter ] permanent? you're joking! that should be on the sign outside. it's implied? other sports, y

the first time they're finding out, that you are also the executive producer of "late night with seth meyersle ask me what it is like working with anna wintour. your reputation of being a little demanding, and last week a documentary crew came in and filmed a behind the scenes look at what goes into the making of the show and we're going to premiere that documentary tonight. ladies and gentlemen, this documentary film, "anna wintour: comedy icon." [ laughter ] >> so what are you about to do? >> seth: every morning anna and i meet and we go over last night's show. >> you seem nervous. >> seth: nervous, no. i'm not nervous. i mean why would you say i'm nervous. i mean, it's my show. if i wanted to go start this meeting right now i could. in fact, that is what i'm going to do. [ knocking ] >> not now please. >> seth: yep. [ laughter ] >> seth: i wasn't really ready for that meeting either, so that works out pretty good for both of us. ♪ >> look can you give seth a message for me? this is getting way too long. does he think it's "war and peace"?. what's my next appointment? >> seth: a lot of peo

john misty, featuring the 8g band with elle king. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyers: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night," how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] wonderful to hear. i don't know if you guys heard the news, the big twitter news. there's some big twitter news, you guys. president obama joined twitter today with a tweet that began, "hello, twitter." [ light laughter ] yeah. his bio says dad, husband and president of the united states. yeah. you don't have to say "dad." [ light laughter ] we got that when you tweeted "hello, twitter." [ laughter and applause ] that's the most dad thing. [ barack obama impression ] "hello, twitter. i'm going to tweet -- [ laughter ] on twitter." [ laughter ] jeb bush said recently that he believes apps on the apple watch could help americans better manage their health care than obamacare. [ laughter ] so there you go. if you can't afford health care, just buy yourself an apple watch. [ laughter ] good to go. [ applause ] it says i'm dying, but i just got this, and i don't know --

, music from will butler, featuring the 8g band. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyersh: good evening, everybody! i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very, very good to hear. have we all been following deflategate? has everybody -- is everybody up to speed? any patriots fans here? [ scattered cheers and boos ] i don't know with that answer. i don't know. are you booing because you are and you're upset, or are you booing the patriots fans who might be amongst us? i don't know. [ laughter ] well this is interesting. despite the fact he was caught cheating, sales of tom brady merchandise have doubled. they have doubled in the wake of deflategate. which is hard to believe. that means people are still wearing uggs. [ laughter ] [ applause ] please. if you applaud, i'll keep telling jokes like that. [ laughter ] presidential hopeful marco rubio gave a speech this weekend, saying he refers to the movie "taken" when thinking about how to deal with terrorists. [ laughter ] adding we will look for you, we will find you, an

aturing the 8g band. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyers! and applause ] >> seth: good evening everybody, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very, very happy to hear that. you guys, hillary clinton gave a speech at columbia university this afternoon and she ended it the way clintons always end their speeches, by saying, "that will be $200,000." [ laughter ] during yesterday's arguments on same sex marriage, a man had to be carried out of the supreme court building for yelling, "it's an abomination." [ light laughter ] but eventually things settled down and justice scalia was allowed back in. [ cheers and applause ] no, you're not allowed to act that way. beautiful weather today. wouldn't you agree? [ cheers ] finally, this is true. it was such a nice day today that president obama left the white house and went for a walk around the neighborhood. even more amazing, this is the first the secret service is hearing about it. [ laughter ] he went where? pope francis, we're big fans of po

allen stone featuring the 8g band with elle king. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyerseers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers ] very good to hear. you guys, can you feel the excitement? we are now 11 weeks away from the first republican presidential debate. only 11 weeks away. the debate will be held in the 300-seat theater. so there will be almost enough seats for all of the candidates. [ laughter ] there's actually -- there's a problem. there's too many candidates. i guess for the first debate, they want to have nine people. they have like 12, at least 12 candidates. so what they're gonna do, they're going to invite all the candidates. and they're going to play music and they're going to just walk around the podium. [ laughter ] and then the music will stop. and i'll tell you this, chris christie's going to get a podium. [ laughter ] chris christie's getting a podium. [ applause ] president obama is giving a speech today in connecticut about climate change, causing connecticut

music from benjamin booker featuring the 8g band. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyerscheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. good to hear. i have a little bit of bad news. every now and then you hear something a little scary about the government. a defense department audit has found that a number of pentagon credit cars -- credit cards, excuse me, were used to gamble and pay for pornography. that is unbelievable. who pays for pornography? [ laughter ] in this day and age, if we've accomplished anything, it's that we don't have to pay for our pornography. a new poll finds that the majority of gop voters say they can't see themselves supporting chris christie. the trick is to lift with your legs -- [ laughter ] -- not with your back. [ applause ] you don't want to lift with your back. your instinct will be to lift with your back. don't lift with your back. now, onto important business. mcdonald's, i don't know if you guys saw this, mcdonald's has upd

osbourne music from joy williams featuring the 8g band. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyers applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening everybody. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? we good? [ cheers and applause ] mother's day yesterday -- how many mothers in the house? [ cheers and applause ] all right, happy late mother's day to you guys. how many people here ever had a mother? [ cheers and applause ] everybody remember it? [ laughter ] this happened yesterday, president obama personally called three mothers yesterday. he personally called three mothers yesterday who had written him letters recently. man, do i feel sorry for any of their kids who forgot to call. [ laughter ] "oh, you didn't have time to call. [ laughter ] you know who did have time? the president. the united states of america, that president. so no, flowers on wednesday does not make it okay." [ laughter ] speaking of the president, the white house -- there's been a lot of security issues at the white house of course in the past few years. the white house

band with fred armisen and jack antonoff ofleachers ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyerseers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how are we doing tonight? oh, that was wonderful to hear. that is wonderful. do you guys like hearing cable news polls as much as i do? [ light laughter ] because we're going to open with a joke about one of them. [ laughter ] a new poll by fox news found that 51% of voters are in favor of legalizing marijuana. yeah. [ cheers ] and fox news was very surprised to find that much support for something with a spanish name. [ laughter ] marijuana? marijuana. you guys, hillary clinton has temporarily changed her campaign logo to rainbow colors in support of marriage equality. that's really nice. [ cheers and applause ] it's lovely. of course, her idea of marriage equality is both of you should get to be president. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i don't know if that's feasible for everybody. while covering the earthquake in the nepal this week, cnn correspondent sanjay gupta helped medical perso

book writer matt fraction,e featuring the 8g band. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyerseers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how we all doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] wonderful. it's so good to hear. so good to hear. you guys -- campaigns are in full swing now. a lot of people announcing. a lot of people -- we do this thing in politics where they tell us a week in advance that they're going to announce. [ laughter ] which i'll be honest, seems like an announcement. [ laughter ] senator bernie sanders is holding an official kickoff event for his presidential campaign next week. there he is. [ laughter ] this is his first kickoff event since he kicked some kids off his lawn. [ laughter ] it's exciting for him to be back in the kicking-off game. i was surprised to hear this. hillary clinton's super pac, lot of super pacs and campaigns these days to raise money. hillary clinton's super pac has reportedly been struggling to raise money. it's been struggling the raise money. it's gotten so bad they may have to star

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?heers and applause ] good to hear. good to hear. you guys, president obama told a group of middle schoolers, he was speaking to a group of middle schoolers today. and he told this group of middle schoolers that he's a big doctor seuss fan. mainly, because it puts joe biden right to sleep. [ laughter ] it's just a helpful thing to have on hand. former florida governor jeb bush, he said today, if he could take anyone in the world to a baseball game, he'd choose teddy roosevelt or rapper, pitbull. [ laughter ] teddy roosevelt or rapper pitbull. said floridians, "who the hell is teddy roosevelt?" [ laughter ] what is that? bruce jenner -- i don't know, everybody see that on sunday? or i guess, friday. it was friday. incredible. well, bruce jenner, will reportedly make a return to motivational speaking. and it's going to be a little tougher, because now he's only going to make 77 cents on the dollar. [ laughter ] which is not fair. [ applause ] it's not fair. it has to change. this week, bi

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night."s everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is great to hear. well, it seems like the election, it's so far away, but it seems like it's almost in full swing now. we have a lot of candidates giving interviews, a lot of candidates criticizing other candidates. and jeb bush criticized hillary clinton this week by saying "you can't script your way to the presidency. you cannot script your way to the presidency." when she heard this, hillary said, "that accusation is completely -- line? [ laughter ] line?" presidential hopeful rick santorum said this week "that men who father children with many different women are sexual predators. while men just father many different children with one woman are catholic." [ laughter and applause ] subtle difference. subtle difference. [ applause ] everybody been following deflategate? it's a really -- it's the most important thing that's been happening not only in this country, but all the countries. [ laughter ] a new england patriots employe

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight?and applause ] wonderful. wonderful. you guys, today is earth day. [ cheers and applause ] it's earth day. and this year i'm finally going to do it. i'm going to find out what the blue trash cans are for. [ laughter ] i'm starting to think it is not just blue trash. [ laughter ] i'm gonna do it. [ light laughter ] billionaire conservative donors, the koch brothers, said this week that they may consider helping as many as five, as many as five republican candidates during the presidential primaries. but the other 46 are on their own. [ laughter ] new york city officials -- this is fascinating to me. new york city officials are searching for a coyote wandering through an upper westside park. so if you are in a new york city park tonight, and you hear howling, it is probably still not a coyote. [ laughter ] because it's not coyote time. [ applause ] don't go running into the bushes feeling like you found a coyote. because you are going to see some gnarly stuff. also don't go ever chase a

cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyersonight -- hellen mirren olympic gold medalist, lindsey vonn music from buzzcocks featuring the 8g band with jeremy gara from arcade fire. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth myers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] >> excellent to hear, excellent to hear. it's 4/20, happy 4/20 everybody. [ cheers ] i guess when this is airing, it's not. it's 4/21. unless you're in the midwest, in which case it's still -- i mean, whatever. it's not like people who are celebrating 4/20 are going to stop at midnight. [ laughter ] it's 4/21, throw the weed out! i also think people who celebrate 4/20 are perfectly fine smoking weed on 4/19 or 21. [ laughter ] there's nobody who's like once a year, it's our day. you either do it most days -- all right, you know what? enough of this. [ laughter ] happy 4/20. and if you smoke weed, happy all the other days. [ laughter ] you guy

speaking of late night tv our own joe and mika shopped by late night with seth meyers last night. seth asked them about their working relationship. >> you guys have worked together now seven years, and have you found, i know it's hard. have you found anything even one thing you don't like about the other thing. >> one thing? he's fine. well, if i had to really work on it and think hard i would say maybe he talks, he gets verbal diarrhea talks too much a lot and interrupts stieps and when he comes in sometimes there's food on his sweater from last night. and sometimes he's late but that's just top of my head. >> so like 11 things. >> other than that i'm great. >> and how about you? >> after that list i think he's perfect. >> that's to sweet. >> how about that. look how gullible they are. >> seven years? more like eight years. it started in new jersey back in 2007. that does it for me on this friday edition of "way too early." "morning joe" is up right after this quick break. have a great weekend. i'll see you monday. enjoy. vo: today's the day. more and more people with type 2 diabe

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everyone doin' tonight?ers and applause ] those opening credits you saw tonight were our homage to david letterman. he has his last show tomorrow. of course "late night" this show that we do here every night, was dave's show. uh -- so, we went out -- we went to the same streets, the same buildings and reshot the opening. and the thing we realized the biggest difference between 1982, new york city and now, today, new york city, so, so many fewer pornography theaters. [ laughter ] and it's just -- it's so sad, because people still bring families here for vacation. [ laughter ] and i don't know where they go anymore. i guess the m&ms store. [ laughter ] just seems like a different trip. i don't know. uh -- you guys, a lot going on. new jersey governor -- i don't know if you've heard this. new jersey governor chris christie has reversed course and now says he no longer supports a pathway to citizenship for undocumented workers. and if anyone knows how to block a pathway -- [ laughter ] here's christie. [ cheers

. >>> the red nose day special event with hosts, seth meyers, david duchovny and jane krakowski airs tonight. >>> that's going to do it for us on this thursday night. i'm lester holt. for all o >>> quite a commotion. right now at 6:00 a security breach, then this. a bay area man tased at l.a.x. we'll tell you why. >>> good evening and thanks for being with us. i'm raj mathai. >> and i'm jessica aguirre. a uc berkeley student is at the center of a disturbing incident at l.a.x. police say a student, a ticketed passenger, breached security forcing them to stun him with a taser. jodi hernandez is live in dublin tonight where the suspect's parents insist he's a gentle, well mannered young man. >> reporter: that's right, jessica. the suspect's parents live right here in dublin. his father tells me what they saw on that cell phone video is completely out of character for the uc berkeley student. he says the behavior simply doesn't match the son he knows. this cell phone video shows a 21-year-old east bay man breaking free as los angeles airport police try to handcuff him. >> he was shocked

joe pryor, nbc news douglas, arizona >>> the red nose day special event with hosts, seth meyers david tonight. >>> that's going to do it for us on this thursday night. i'm lester holt. for all of us, thank you for watching and good night. hl. >>> inside the all-star sendoff to david letterman from the backstage candid moments to the vip afterparty. >> now on "extra." >>> for the last time on a television program -- thank you and good night. >> david letterman signs off. his wife and son making a rare appearance. >> really nothing else matters. >> four presidents countless superstars toasting and roasting the king of late night. >> thanks for finally proving men can be funny. >> and -- >> who crashed david's after party and got seriously drunk? >> new video kris jenner on a double date. reports today her son rob kardashian quietly checked into rehab. >>> johnny depp's mystery emergency. >> did johnny suddenly leave the set of his new pirates movie? >>> sarah palin's new family scandal. the first interview about daughter bristol postponing the wedding. >> issues have to be worked out. >

. >>> the red nose day special event with hosts, seth meyers, david duchovny and jane krukowski airsthat's going to do it for us on this thursday night. i'm lester holt. for us of us at "nbc news" thank you for watching >>> lights camera access. >> look at that kid. i love you both. >> two big reasons r

erik: we are living in the fallon, seth meyers air a. what is the next era?epends on whoever the next funniest person is. i don't see jimmy fallon going anywhere anytime soon. i talked to a cbs executive will not be named limited she actually watched jimmy fallon's show because she connected with him. i don't have that you will see nbc-universal selling ads on youtube. they are not happy with the ad rates they can get there. they will have to find a way to make money from all the views that he gets online, because he is one of the most popular comedians in the world, primarily because of all the little that people watch over and over again and share. there has to be a way to make money off that. if they can't, there's not much of a future for the medium. olivia: thank you so much for joining us. erik, you are staying with me. thanks so much. ♪ olivia: good morning. erik: welcome to the bloomberg market day. billions of dollars in penalties. olivia: god who has some text problems. signals that the irs may not investors do not know what to think. olivia: six ba

. >> and then late night seth meyers is up yes early to hang out with us. >> he went to the met ball.we need the inside scoop on him and anna. >> apparently they're very close. >>> and had teenage daughters of beloved espn sportscaster stuart scott. they are here their dad's lasting legacy. >> "access hollywood live" starts right now. >> stand by billy and kit. stand by camera two. we're live from new york in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

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