, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? let's get to the news. organizers are reportedly struggling to find a moderator for the first presidential debate because of anticipated accusations of bias from donald trump. hmm, if only we could find someone who secretly hates trump and clinton equally -- there it is. there it is! [ laughter ] perfect moderator. the first question is for a millionaire, so either one of you can take it. donald trump's campaign manager kellyanne conway spoke about trump's new integration policy over the weekend, and said he will insure that enforcement is humane. humane? i don't think it's a good sign when a candidate is talking about undocumented immigrants the same way kfc talks about chickens. we'll do it humanely. they won't feel a thing. [ laughter ] hillary clinton has begun next decade to retrain coal miners to be able to work in newer technology businesses, so get ready for an interesting trip to the apple store. [ light laughter ] donald

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[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] the olympics wrapped up over the weekend with the united states coming out on top in all medal counts. the u.s. brought home 46 gold medals, 37 silver, and four idiots. [ laughter and applause ] speedo has ended its sponsorship deal with ryan lochte. following the mission that h because you know speedo doesn't want to be involved with anyone who tries to hide stuff. [ light laughter ] that's what you call off brand. that's right. speedo has revoked their sponsorship of swimmer ryan lochte, and according to him, they did it at gunpoint. [ light laughter ] we missed the olympics because but we do want to get you caught up on everything that happened. so, here with an olympic wrap-up is one of our writers amber russin in a segment we call, "amber says what." ? [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you seth. the 2016 olympics were out of control. first of all, the flag bearer from tonga had everybod

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] yeah, it's good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. happy birthday to president obama, who turned 55 today. he made a wish and blew out the candles, but then when he opened

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] it is so good to be back. let's get to the news. the olympics wrapped up over the weekend with the united states coming out on top in all medal counts.

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night" how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] all right, that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. hillary clinton spoke yesterday about her preparation for the upcoming presidential debate and told reporters, quote, "i do not know which donald trump will show up." yes. will it be the kind, generous,

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night" how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] all right, that's great to hear.

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and genemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] yeah, it's good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. happy birthday to president obama, who turned 55 today. he made a wish and blew out the candles, but then when he opened in honor of president obama's birthday, vice president joe biden tweeted out an image of friendship bracelets that someone had made for them. and then later today, donald trump tweeted a picture of the ones he made for hillary clinton. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] those are not friendship bracelets. [ cheers and applause ] starting to think you two aren't really friends. a fox news national poll found that people prefer hillary clinton to donald trump by ten points, while an msnbc has already been president for two years. [ laughter ] donald trump yesterday met with rnc officials, who reportedly grew so angry with trump during the meeting that they yelled at him, "do you realize how badly you're screwing this u

the seth meyers show. look at me. [ cheers and applause ] i'm on seth meyers with puff daddy, french montana and mango ciroc. you know what i'm saying? >> seth: yeah. >> to you. [ talking over each other ] >> seth: and of course, snapchat is the place to find these keys. you are the king of this. >> i mean, give thanks, you know what i'm saying? you know, people, you know -- bless us with great titles. but you know what i'm saying? we're all kings and queens. you know what i'm saying? you know, i'm saying, i man, i just want to inspire the whole world, but i inspire myself while i'm inspiring. you know what i'm saying? [ laughter ] because it's so important. you know what i'm saying? because we have to wake up every day and tell ourselves to be great. only us -- you know, god is the greatest. you know what i'm saying? so you know, i mean, that's the key. that's the master key. >> seth: while you were inspiring yourself by being inspiring is very inspiring to me. [ laughter ] french, while i got you here, i

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night" how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] all right, that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. hillary clinton spoke yesterday about her preparation for the upcoming presidential debate and told reporters, quote, "i do not know which donald trump will show up." yes. will it be the kind, generous, will it be the one who exists? [ laughter and applause ] who will it be? who will it be? trump campaign manager kellyanne conway said in an interview today that, donald trump's focus on a border wall is because a wall is something very easy for people to understand. whereas, tax returns, super complicated. [ laughter ] way too complicated. [ applause ] that's right, trump is focusng is something very easy for people to understand. but, not if it comes from ikea. [ laughter ] don't try to put together one of those ikea walls. you'll be there all day. [ light laughter ] a new poll shows hillary clinton in an eight-point lead over donald trump in pe

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and genemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] doing well? excellent, excellent. in that case, let's get to the news. a new poll released today shows hillary clinton is nine points ahead of donald trump in new mexico. [ light laughter ] and 100 points ahead in old mexico.

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. there are now fewer than 100 days until the general election. or by hillary's count, 98 days, speaking out against donald trump after he began attacking the parents of a muslim-american soldier, calling trump repugnant. said trump, "i'm the most repugnant. no one is more repugnant than me. real quick, what does repugnant mean?" [ laughter ] after army father khizr khan's convention speech in which he pulled out a pocket-sized copy of the constitution, sales on amazon have skyrocketed, making it the second most purchased book. the first is "how to move to canada." when asked about his recent controversial comments on the muslim-american family, donald trump this weekend told interviewers that hillary clinton is the candidate that actually has a temperament problem. it's a brilliant political tactic sometimes referred to as "the herman maneuve

ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening! i'm seth meyers! this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? everybody well? [ cheers and applause ] oh, wonderful. it's just wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. donald trump yesterday continued his attempt to appeal to black voters, telling attendees at a rally, "what the hell do you have to lose? give me a chance."

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. there are now fewer than 100 days until the general election. or by hillary's count, 98 days, two hours, and 46 minutes!

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] oh, yeah. that's good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. in the last 24 hours, donald trump has refused to endorse republican leaders up for re-election, accused john mccain of failing veterans, suggested americans pull their threw out a crying baby at a rally, fought with the father of a dead soldier and suggested president obama was responsible for the death of troops during george w. bush's time in office. [ light laughter ] said voters, "yeah, but i'm not sure i trust hillary clinton." [ laughter ] in response to donald trump's controversial rhetoric, one trump adviser said, "the problem is that trump is always watching tv and then gets angry at what he sees and reacts on twitter." we [ laughter ] [ applause ] he had to say something. top republican fund-raiser and hewlett-packard executive meg whitman released a statement saying that she will break with her party and support h

jessi klein, featuring the 8g band with matt cameron. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night!" [ cheers and applause ] and we're live at 1:18 a.m. how is everybody doing this morning? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. just fantastic hear. let's get to the news. tonight was the final night of the democratic national convention. and hillary clinton finally gave her acceptance speech.

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[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] oh, yeah. that's good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. in the last 24 hours, donald trump has refused to endorse republican leaders up for re-election, accused john mccain of failing veterans, suggested americans pull their

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night" how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] all right, that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. hillary clinton spoke yesterday about her preparation for the upcoming presidential debate and told reporters, quote, "i do not know which donald trump will show up." yes. will it be the one who exists? [ laughter and applause ] who will it be? who will it be? trump campaign manager kellyanne conway said in an interview today that, donald trump's focus on a border wall is because a wall is something very easy for people to understand. whereas, tax returns, super complicated. [ laughter ] way too complicated. [ applause ] that's rightum on a border wall, because a wall is something very easy for people to understand. but, not if it comes from ikea. [ laughter ] don't try to put together one of those ikea walls. you'll be there all day. [ light laughter ] a new poll shows hillary clinton in an eight-point lead over donald trump in pennsylvania, an

ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very good to hear. let's get to the news. donald trump tweeted a picture of himself on his plane last night eating kentucky fried chicken while reading "the wall street journal." you know, like normal people do. [ laughter ]

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