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this is not your fault. >> joining me now is seth meyers. h, great to have you here. >> so good to be here. >> i was on your show. we're closing a book end on 100 days. i was on your show the day after the election. >> yes. >> we were thinking, what is coming down the pike? and now you're here. what is your big takeaway, what have you learned in the first 100 -- >> i don't know how much i've learned. i will say, it's not even a book that seems like worth going back to the first chapter to look at. we were thinking the other day, when we look back at our early pieces we were doing after the inauguration, things like the carrier deal. >> right. >> that seems like a million years ago. >> a generation ago. >> a generation ago. for me it's the -- i've learned to just let everything go. because tomorrow is going to be more impactful than yesterday. >> that's part of the thing too, there's nothing fixed. do you guys feel like -- what is your approach or what do you feel like you've learned about what it when the president says a thing? i feel like s

branch, featuring the 8g band with johnathan mover. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump today met with the president of china at his mar-a-lago resort. and things got off to an awkward start when trump said, "i thought you were really funny in the 'hangover' movies." [ laughter ] that's right, president trump today met with chinese president xi jinping. trump asked him how to pronounce the name. and then he said, "no, i meant the name of your country. is it china? [ laughter ] because i'm getting a lot of mixed signals on that." [ cheers and applause ] during president trump's meeting today with the president of china, they discussed everything from north korea and south korea to, at trump's behest, east and west korea. "they often get overlooked." [ laughter ] according to a new report, new york has a higher tax burden than any other state. but she's still refusing to move

seth meyers, "late night with seth meyers." mr.r, we're now 60 days into the president's term. you've been doing this? >> for, you know, over a decade. [ light laughter ] >> seth: how hard is it to get president trump's hair ready in the morning? >> it's like building a puzzle. [ light laughter ] >> seth: mr. spicer, you've been quoted as saying "the house drools." do you have anything to add to that? >> the senate rules. [ light laughter ] >> seth: okay. is it true that president trump still thinks elvis is alive? >> i think the president had a call earlier with the king, a couple of weeks back. [ laughter ] >> seth: bernie sanders continues to be a voice of opposition to the trump presidency. when do you think bernie will retire? >> seth: on his 250th birthday. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] >> seth: what sentence have you had to say the most since taking this job? >> the president will travel to mar-a-lago for the weekend. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: and i always wondered, what does mar-a-lago translate to in english? >> where m

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yes, thank you, seth meyers. "late night with seth meyers."week, this administration hosted their first white house easter egg roll. i we heard it was a pretty big success. what was the best part? >> no lives were lost. [ laughter ] >> seth: be honest, how long end of the world? >> we have 90 days. >> seth: all right. [ laughter ] higher than i thought. [ laughter ] what does your tailor say when he's making you a suit? >> someone try to keep this rather tight. >> seth: okay. [ laughter ] is this anyone that president trump could actually beat at golf? >> children from local schools. [ laughter ] >> seth: where did you guys find steve bannon? >> a system of tunnels and caves. >> seth: okay. [ laughter ] here's a question for you. how easy is it to buy lettuce in washington? >> i think getting ahead of that could be an issue. [ laughter ] >> seth: it's a good one, spicy. [ laughter and applause ] is there another administration you would have enjoyed working with more than this one? >> every administration from the beginning of time. [ laughter

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journalist and author chris hayes, featuring the 8g band with charlie benante. ♪ ladiesnd gentlemen, seth meyers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. and this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. fbi director james comey today confirmed that the agency is investigating possible links and coordination between president trump and russia. said one american, "okay, but i'm still mad at you." [ laughter ] that's right. james comey confirmed that the fbi is looking for links between president trump and the russian government. but so far, the only missing link they've found is eric. [ laughter ] james comey also said today that he has found no information that supports president trump's tweets that former president obama wiretapped trump tower. added comey, "to be fair, the only place we've checked is hillary's e-mails." [ laughter and applause ] you can't check her e-mails enough. according to a new survey, only 43% of u.s. voters can name a supreme court justice. said one voter, "hey, i

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?heers and applause ] in that case let's get to the news. a controversial french politician marine le pen who's been compared to president trump has advanced to the final round of her country's presidential election. oh, interesting, we have a female trump running our country too. [ light laughter ] in a new interview, president trump says he's mostly there on fulfilling the promises of his first 100 days. said trump "look, at this point i've already accomplished 95 days. [ light laughter ] that's almost 80%." [ light laughter ] this week is national volunteer week, said president trump. so anybody want to be president? [ light laughter ] a restaurant opened in london today specializing in airline style food. and if you like your steak a little bloody, order it united. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to a new study, sounding out words is the best way to teach children how to read. but the method is having mixed results. >> nevada. [ laughter ] >> seth: a new jersey restau

branch, featuring the 8g band with johnathan mover. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyerssident of china at his mar-a-lago resort. and things got off to an awkward start when trump said, "i thought you were really funny in the 'hangover' movies."

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featuring the 8g band with johnathan mover. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyerste house released first lady melania trump's official portrait today. but since she's never at the white house, they had to get a little creative. [ light laughter ]

from raelynn, featuring the 8g band with lucius. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyershear. in that case, let's get to the news. today was "take your child to work day." "way ahead of you," said this guy. [ light laughter ]

saunders, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyersh: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] oh, man, that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. well, congrats to president trump on creating the least popular bill since cosby. [ laughter ] [ bill cosby impression ] "tryin' to move on with my life, but you keep makin' me" -- [ light laughter ] after the republican plan to replace obamacare failed, president trump will reportedly focus on overhauling the national tax code this week. yeah, the tax code is a mess. i mean, just look at trump's taxes. somebody, please. [ laughter ] somebody put eyeballs on them. [ cheers and applause ] white house press secretary sean spicer said today that president trump came to washington to get things done. that's why five minutes into every meeting he says, "are we done?" [ light laughter ] president trump met today for a roundtable discussion with female small business owners. and they were all pretty upset when one o

saunders, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers to move on with my life,

featuring the 8g band with charlie benante. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyersllegations of russia interference in the election, and so did the gremlin. [ laughter ] president trump signed a funding bill todayt

-- featuring the 8g band with charlie benante. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyersaundering money from the political party of ukraine's former president. "guilty!" said his face. [ laughter ]

bohmermann -- featuring the 8g band with lucius. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyersing, we have a female trump running our country too. [ light laughter ]

featuring the 8g band with darren king. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. nitiation fee from $100,000 to $200,000. and if you think that's crazy, he tripled the number of people who were at the inauguration.

featuring the 8g band with johnathan ve ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. h: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good, good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. the white house released first lady melania trump's official portrait today. but since she's never at the white house, they had to get a little creative. [ light laughter ] that's right, the white house released first lady melania trump's official portrait today. huh, what is that reminding me of? yeah, that's it. [ laughter ] that's it. the white house has announced that president trump will donate his first quarter's salary of over $78,000 to the national park service. said trump, "there's nothing more important than the people who park our cars." [ laughter and applause ] president trump on friday, walked out on an oval office signing ceremony, without actually signing his two executive orders on trade. that's literally our best hope against the trump administration, him forgetting what he came in to the r