yeah, yeah, seth meyers, you are forgiven. [ cheers and applause ] my turn. seth?l" when i let a venomous rattlesnake loose in your office. [ laughter ] i thought it would be a funny prank. and it was. [ laughter ] it was really funny. but it was also cruel, and incredibly dangerous. but so, so funny. [ laughter ] do you forgive me? >> seth: do you still think it was funny? >> yes, i do. [ light laughter ] >> seth: it bit me and i had to go to the emergency room. >> ha, emergency room. [ laughter ] classic. your face was like -- [ laughter ] do you forgive me? >> seth: will ferrell, you are forgiven. [ cheers and applause ] my turn. will? >> yes, seth? >> seth: i am sorry for canceling our dinner plans after the show. i forgot my parents were in town this week. do you forgive me? >> you're canceling dinner? [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah, we actually talked about it before the show. >> i thought that was just backstage b.s. [ light laughter ] >> seth: it wasn't backstage b.s. >> it was real b.s? [ light laughter ] >> seth: yes. >> that's bull [ bleep ]! okay? what am i

. >>> and talking comedy and politics, seth meyers sits down with nbc 10 after visiting an iconic radio show. >>> a local daycare worker fired after this video surfaced of her allegedly smacking a boy on the back of the head, causing him to fall down. i'm jim rosenfield. >> and i'm jacqueline london. >> let's take a look here, this happened this morning. >> and tonight we're hearing from upset parents and school officials. randy gyllenhaal is live tonight. what is the latest? >> reporter: the toddler's mother filed a police report. and the teacher has since been fired and that video viewed thousands of times online. >> i watched this video over and over again. >> reporter: brianna woods glad the cameras were rolling at the daycare after her 2-year-old son noah came home with a bump on his head. the video shows the boy's teacher approaching a group of toddlers. >> she hits him first and then my son. >> zoom in and slow down. seconds later. >> she gives my son a push in the back of the head and then again. >> reporter: the boy falls flat on his face. the daycare has since fired that teach

comedian seth meyers as he visits philly. >>> a joke gone too far. high school seniors reduced to tears after they were told they couldn't walk. >>> and can you spot the difference? former first lady michelle obama reveals a fashion statement that president obama made during every single state dinner while he was in office. >>> a heat wave is on the way and it could feel like temperatures are close to triple digits. that's all in your first alert forecast coming up.

. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late night." [ cheers and applause ] how's everybody doing tonight? that is great to hear. let's get to the news everybody. former fbi director james comey testified before the senate intelligence committee today and comey ran the gambit of emotions from bemusement, to confusion, to outright anger. [ light laughter ] during his testimony today, former fbi director james comey said that the trump administration chose to defame him and the fbi with "lies, plain and simple." a claim that was refuted by both plain and simple. [ laughter and applause ] president trump -- president trump did not post on twitter during james comey's senate testimony today. well, he thought he did, but his aide switched his phone with a speak and spell. [ laughter and applause ] former president barack obama's white house ethics lawyers said yesterday that, "comey's accounts of his meetings with president trump sounds like trial testimony, which is also what trump thinks comey did today. "this is just a

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ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.his is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. first lady melania trump and son, barron, officially moved into the white house yesterday. unfortunately, during the move, someone left the gate open and sean spicer ran away. [ light laughter ] spicey! spicey! [ light laughter ] according to a new poll, americans find former fbi director james comey to be more trustworthy than president trump. also more americans prefer pepsi to the bottle marked "rat poison." [ light laughter ] shocking polls. there are some shocking polls out there. [ light laughter ] labor secretary alexander acosta spoke to the press this afternoon and pushed for wider use of apprenticeship training for people who, quote, "learn better by doing." of course learning by doing doesn't always work for everyone. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] attorney general jeff sessions will testify tomorrow in front of the senate intell

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seth meyers, "late night with seth meyers."y it feels like every day there is a new scandal in the white house to deal with. how long did last week seem to you? >> frankly, well over a year. [ light laughter ] >> seth: and how long do you think it will be until mike pence becomes the president? >> i think we've got an hour or two before he's actually sworn in. [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] >> seth: an hour or two? what's been the biggest challenge so far for president trump? >> coping with the effects of traumatic brain injury and head trauma. [ laughter ] >> seth: your job seems pretty stressful. what do you do to keep yourself from taking up smoking? >> use the patches that are available to ensure that it doesn't happen. [ light laughter ] >> seth: what do you call when it a really tall man sits down in front of you at the movie theater? >> a historic show of obstructionism. [ light laughter ] >> seth: what is the republican party doing to ensure that trump >> we are calling on all of those folks in the region, particul

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?heers and applause ] in that case, let's say we get to the news. georgia's sixth congressional district held a highly anticipated special election last night between democratic upstart jon ossoff and republican karen handel. and if you don't know who won, then, baby, you don't know the democrats. [ light laughter ] here is actual footage of democratic jon ossoff last night. [ cheering ] >> seth: i would tell democrats to go back to go back to the drawing board, but it would probably fall on them and kill them. [ light laughter ] following two special election losses for the democratic party yesterday, one democratic congressman said, quote, "our brand is worse than trump." "hey, that's our slogan," said united airlines. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "today was the longest day of the year," says sean spicer every day. [ laughter and applause ] new jersey governor chris christie said yesterday that he doesn't care about his record-low approval ratings. or apparently his record-hig

i'm seth meyers, and this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?ers and applause ] fantastic. so good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. senate republicans today released a draft of their bill to repeal and replace obamacare, which would cut taxes for richer americans and insurance companies, and defund planned parenthood for one year. the bill is ad anyone have any questions for me about russia?" [ light laughter ] "alternatively i could show you my tax returns. do you guys want to see that?" [ light laughter ] president trump and the first lady hosted the congressional picnic today on the south lawn of the white house, or as eric was told, "the north lawn." [ light laughter ] following losses in two special congressional elections this week, one democratic staffer reportedly said, "we have 80-year-old leaders and 90-year-old ranking members. this isn't a party, it's a giant assisted living center." [ light laughter ] even worse, the reporter then asked about the upcoming g7 summit, and several people yelled "bingo!" [ laughter ] [ chee

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ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.sean spicer ran away. [ light laughter ]

>> seth: yeah. >> well seth meyer is jewish. >> seth: yeah, i get it.ey're doing pretty good deduction work, yeah. [ laughter ] >> but one time i get a call, "happy hanukkah," i said, "ma! i'm not jewish." [ laughter ] anyway -- >> seth: anyway. >> ba-dum boom. so anyway, so we're in the gps thing, and she's -- and the woman is like -- [ speaking italian ] which means "go to the left". now, i don't know enough italian. i don't know what she's talking about. and he's jewish, the guy, my husband. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] [ speaking italian ] -- so he keeps driving straight. and then she starts making -- [ speaking italian ] [ laughter ] and he keeps going -- [ speaking italian ] i've never threatened by my dashboard before. [ laughter ] >> seth: but you guys got to where you were going. >> well, we were going to mount aetna. which was another thing. you know, you go to mount aetna, and we're driving up this thing, this high, high, high -- >> seth: yes, very precarious. >> and you would go up to practically all the way up to the top and he pulls over an

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