seth meyers. we love you. seth! seth, we love you. jimmy: thank you for coming down and seeing us. you know what we should get? we should get a fireman's pole for you. >> i would love a fireman's pole.. >> we could fully wayne manor this entire situation. >> jimmy: dude, just pull back the sharpie thing, press a a button -- yeah. >> and then i come down. >> jimmy: and then you fly down. thank you for doing this. i want to hear about everything. we've got so much to talk about. first of all, how's the baby baby? >> baby's good. the baby is -- i think ten weeks. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] dude -- >> but it's interesting. he's my second baby. so that's why i say, i think. your first baby you know exactly how old they are every minute. and then the second one, you're like, how long have you been here? [ laughter ] yeah, i know there was a -- there was a time you weren't here and now you're here. >> jimmy: now you're here. everything's cool. yeah, your baby's already, like, got hidriver's license. whatever. [ laughter ] tell the st

. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.his is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's great to hear. in this case, let's the news. homeland security secretary rstjen nielsen yesterday dismissed demands that president trump unilaterally e practice of separating families at the border. and said, quote, "congress can fix this tomorrow." really? [ light lahter ] have you met congress? they are still finalizing the louisiana purchase. [ laughter ] president trump tweeted today, ote, "if you don't have borders, you don't have a country." and if you don't have a country, you can't have a presidee . sod it, we got rid of him. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it was theorder -- it was the borders this whole time. president trump today spoke to

seth meyers with "late night with seth meyers."retary sanders, when are you gointo start telling us the truth? >> not today or tomorrow or at any point ever. [ light laughter ] >> seth: greu . can ll us a little bit about eric trump's birthday party? >> no one from the white house staff will attend. [ laughter ] >> seth: what did jared kushner he to donald trump during election? >> i wish i could vote for you but i'm only 11. [ laughter ] >> seth: sarah, where do you see yourself in five years? >> further from the truth. o [ audien ] [ light laughter ] >> seth: president trumpeems to be fairly unfriendly to angela merkel. was there ever a time when trume d germany? >> from 1942 to 1945. audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: why does president et trump want to ith vladimir putin? >> to accept the check.[ ughter ] >> seth: what dipresident trump tell his kids to do on mother's day? >> call your moms. audience ohs ] >> seth: the president has announced a new branch of the military called the space force. what's the first ste

seth meyers! now seth meyers is a funny guy. not just a funny guy. he's using his come by platform to take on some of the most serious topics facing our country and sometimes, it takes somebody with "saturday night live" level comedy skills just to convey all the ab b surrenderty that's going on in the country right now and he pulls it off night after night. so i'm happy to have him here. also for the first time, we're going to air my full exclusive interview with kim kardashian west. tonight. on the van jones show. this week, kim got a chance to meet face-to-face for the very first time with the newly freed alic alic alice johnson. a great grandmother who was serving a life sentence for a first time drug offense. life sentence, first time offense. now, kim appealed personally to president trump and he commuted her sentence, to hats off to donald trump for doing that. now after 21 years, miss johnson is finally free. and such an important story about redenlgs, embracing second chances. both for alice johnson and kim kardashian west. to be fair, miss

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here with the commentary is our own seth meyers. >> thanks, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] [ talking e. >> seth: we look exactly -- >> exactly. what was i doing with that? i was in -- i felt like i was in a cave man phase. >> seth: also, our suits were worse. >> i never owned a suit -- >> seth: yeah. >> before weekend update. >> seth: that was the first time you ever had a jacket? >> yeah, it really was. lorne was like, "you need a suit and tie for update." i was like, "i don't know what that means? a clip-on? can i use a clip-on?" i mean so many good memories. >> seth: do you miss it? do you still miss "snl?" i know now you're kind of two shows past it cause "late night," now you're doing "the tonight show." >> yeah. i do -- every now and then, you miss the excitement of the feeling of the last-minute sketch that, you know, you don't know it's going to get written or whatever. do you remember when mick jagger hosted? >> seth: i do. >> we were all nervous because lorne said, "mick said he'll do something." and i go, "okay." and everyone is just afraid of mick jagger so no one pitched

seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, les get to the ws. the supreme court today upheld president trump's travel ban on seven primarily muslim nations. trough, i think they should only uphold the ban ip can name all seven. [ laughter ] "well, um, there's iraq, iran, . um, shar [ laughter ] presidt trump was in south carolina to campaign for governor henry mcmaster. incidentally, mcmaster is also c what truls the manager at the mcdonald's he goes to. [ laughter ] "excuse me, could i speak to your mcmaster." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to "the new york times," former white house press secretary sean spicer is ng develo talk show. it's called "late night with such liars." [ laughter ] [ applause ] president trump today accused democrats of wanting "unlimited crime." coincidently, unlimited crime was also the most popular class at trump university. [ laughter ] french president emmanuel macrop m

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it's like a three act play. [ laughter ] >> happiness is that i am on seth meyers' show. >> seth: with. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> seth: what is -- you're on a newer tour. what is the name of your new tour? >> "big underwear tour." >> seth: the "big underwear tour." [ laughter ] how do you cup which n' [ laughter ] but when you're on the road, you've got to do things. and then, i was folding them. and i took out the underwear. and i went, "jesus." [ laughter ] i did. it was an involuntary jesus. [ laughter ] like i go, "jesus!" and i'm looking around for someone to tell. and no one was there. i go, "are these mine! [ laughter ] are these mine? no!" 'cause you don't know how big your underwear on while you're -- are while you're putting them on -- i got ahead of myself. >> seth: yeah. >> but you don't know. and then i go, "my god." >> seth: yeah. >> and so sa, 'm not -- i'm going to do it. i'm going to do a tour called "big underwear tour." [ laughter ] and -- cause i'm an underwear hoarder. i don't know if you know that. >> seth: how -- what are we talking? a total -- >> six b

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, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight?la [ cheers and ae ] fantastic to hr. in that case, let's geto the news. president trump held a campaign rally last night in ota. and long story short, we are now in a trade war wh minnesota. [ laughter ] first lady melania trump made a surprise trip to the u.s./mexico border today and visit facility holding migrant haildren. "i can't imagineterrible things you've been through," said one of the kids to melania. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thiss a true thing. [ light laughter ] first lady melania trump was wearing a jacket today with the words, "i really don't care. do u?" written on the back when e bordered the plane to visit the border. you know, a lot of people are a giving hard time about it. but i think it's nice that she had a jacket made to display her wedding vows. laughter and applause ] "you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" "i don't care, do you?" "no." [ light laughter ] after melania trump was sp

. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's fantastic to hear. geat's great. in that case, let'to the news.de today is pre trump's 72nd birthday. and when she heard that, melania disappeared again. [ light laughter ] that's right, today was president trump's 72nd birthday. and he's still not over the hill. [ laughter and applause ] he'll get over it one day but he's not over it yet. according to buzzfeed news, president trump told leaders at the g7 summit lasteekend that crimea is russian because it's people speak russian. and then he talked about his ui plans to a wall with on our border with spain. [ laughter and applaus] this sunday is father's day. and in honor of dads, all thermostats will be set to 68. [ lauger and applause ] new york's attorney general today filed a lawsuit against president trump, donald trump jr., eric trump, and ivanka trump. said president trump, "i can explain. eric and don jr. did it." [ laughter ] according to a repor

. >> seth: good evening i'm seth meyers.s is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. "the new yti obtained a list of 49 questions, special counsel robert mueller wants to ask president trump. well, president trump still only has the one answer. >> stupid question. [ laughter ] >> seth: that's right. robert mueller has 49 questions he wants to ask president trump. or if you want to make it easier on yourself, just ask trump one question, and he'll give you 49 different answers. [ cheers and applause ] "i did -- i did meet with him, but i also didn't. [ laughter ] so whichever one of those is best for me legally, just put that down." that's right, robert mueller wants to ask president trump 49 questions, which is about 49 more than sarah sanders has ever answered. [ cheers and applause ] president trump's former doctor, harold bornstein -- is claiming that the trump's lawyer and body guard raided his office and took trump's medical records. th

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?ers and applause ] that's fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. today was the one-year anniversary of the russia investigation and president trump marked the occasion by tweeting, quote, congratulations, america, we are now into the second year of the greatest witch hunt in american history. [ light laughter ] i gotta to say i'm excited because season two is when they start killing off the characters nobody likes. [ laughter ] [ applause ] according to the "new york times," a tv show featuring stormy daniels lawyer michael avenatti and former white house communications director anthony scaramucci was recently pitched to two cable networks. the show is called "the very good lawyer and anthony scaramucci." [ light laughter ] the white house announced today that president trump would donate his first quarter's salary to the department of veteran's affairs. it's just a little less money than he's given to veterans of his affairs. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] new york gub

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. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late ni"onight? [ cheers and applause ] that is great to hear. in that case let's get to the news. president trump today sent a letter to north korean leader kim jong-un canceling their upcoming meeting. so, let me just get this straight. you sent a dictator a letter but used twitter to fire most of your staff. [ laughter ] how do you break up with your wives? billboards? [ laughter and applause ] "just, on your way home tonight, look up." [ laughter ] in an interview yesterday, author stephen king said vice president pence is quote, "creepy" and looks like quote, "the mean doctor on a soap opera." [ light laughter ] hey, stephen king, let me do the jokes, man. [ light laughter ] you don't see me trying to scare people with stories about an evil clown -- oh, right, every night. sorry, every night. [ laughter ] fair. totally fair. i take it back, stephen king. [ cheers and applause ] in an interview on fox and friends, president trump said that nfl players who kneel for the anthem

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