" - >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: seth meyers! >> thank you oh, my god >> jimmy: very nice of you, seth thank you for doing this >> yes, thank you so much. >> jimmy: lilly, we're so happy for you. that we're in the nbc family let's do a cheesy family photo >> let's do it >> seth: here we go. [ light laughter ] cheers and applause >> jimmy: cheers, congratulations. good luck. >> seth: cheers. >> cheers. >> jimmy: to many, many years. [ cheers and applause >> thank you>> immy: you're a host now. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you want to toss to break? >> all right, yeah, yeah, okay listen, we'll be right back with standup comedy from jimmy carr so stick around.us [ cheers and app >> seth: oh, that was very good that very was good [ cheers and applause ♪ [female voiceover] with the penfed car buying service from penfed credit union, you can get rates as low as 1.49% apr on new vehicles. and everyone is welcome to apply. visit penfed.org [music] i can customize each line for soeach family member?e yup. and since it comes with your internet, you c

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" - >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: seth meyers! >> thank you oh, my god >> jimmy: very nice of you, seth thank you for doing this >> yes, thank you so much. >> jimmy: lilly, we're so happy for you. i want to take a photo, now that we're in the nbc family let's do a cheesy family photo >> let's do it >> seth: here we go. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: cheers, congratulations. good luck. >> seth: cheers. >> cheers. >> jimmy: to many, many years. [ cheers and applause >> thank you >> jimmy: you're a host now. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you want to toss to break? >> all right, yeah, yeah, okay listen, we'll be right back with standup comedy from jimmy carr so stick around. [ cheers and applause >> seth: oh, that was very good that very was good [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest has a a new comedy special called "the best of ultimate gold greatest hits" available now on netflix. please welcome the very funny jimmy carr [ cheers and applause ♪ >> when donald trump first took to office, li

>> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight, ice t, writer and director of "first reformed," paul schrader, seth goes day drinking with ina garten, featuring the 8g band with tucker rule. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] in that case, let's get to the news. house speaker nancy pelosi appeared to give a sarcastic clap at president trump during part of last night's state of the union when trump tried to denounce division and politics. i mean, look at that. [ laughter ] that's the way you clap when your husband finally puts the toilet paper on the roller. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "you learn! look at you!" president trump today attended a dinner with the host of the national prayer breakfast. of course, for trump, every breakfast is a prayer breakfast. [ laughter ] "please, lord, let there be pancakes." [ laughter ] officials in boston are saying 12 people were arrested

i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. former representative beto o'rourke's presidential campaign has announced it raised $6.1 million in it's first 24 hours and it looks like he raised that money by dancing for people in coffee shops? [ laughter ] what are you doing up there? are you worried about flooding from global warming? get your feet off the counter. this isn't coyote ugly. [ laughter ] that's where people eat their muffins, young man. [ laughter ] president trump this morning called former vice president joe biden a low i.q. individual. wow. that -- [ laughter ] that's got to hurt. that's got to hurt. i mean, trump trying to pronounce, "individual." [ laughter ] [ applause ] "indi -- indi -- low i.q. guy." [ laughter ] trump administration today proposed limits on student loan borrowing in an effort to cut down the cost of college. "oh, thank god," said lori loughlin. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] former president obama

seth meyers, "late night with seth meyers."dent trump, you've been president for two years now. how is the country doing? >> a dangerous, horrible disaster. [ laughter ] >> seth: and years from now when we look back, how will people describe the 2016 election? >> an incredibly -- i will say wrong decision. [ laughter ] >> seth: tell me something that you just learned today. >> this magnificent structure right behind you, it's called the white house. [ laughter ] >> seth: i have a question about your proposed border wall. first, it was made out of concrete. then it was steel slats. and now it's, uh, what? >> the wall is peanuts. [ laughter ] >> seth: where do your hands go when you talk? >> up and down, left and right. [ laughter ] east and west. >> seth: what would you say if the russian army invaded our country? >> welcome to the united states. [ laughter ] >> seth: i heard you really enjoyed the holidays. why was that? >> i was here, my family was in florida. [ laughter ] >> seth: what is your message to the meth cooks that s

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and you had finished filming. >> we were at a wedding with seth meyers. >> yeah. >> seth: it was a bigthe show, and there was a long period of time from after you finished it to when it aired. >> yeah. >> seth: and so now it must be so nice that it's out. are you being recognized? have people seen the show now? >> it's starting to happen. >> it's starting to happen. >> which is so cool! [ laughter ] we really like it. we want to encourage people to harass us. >> seth: great. >> yes. >> um -- >> approach us anywhere. >> yeah. we're not nicole kidman. we're not over it yet. we want it. >> seth: you're like in the very beginning of it. >> yeah. >> like, please tell us you like us. we got recognized at this gay bar in atlanta called blake's. >> seth: uh-huh. >> and i was ordering drinks and some guy goes, "hey, you're that girl from that new show." and i was like, "you guys! [ laughter ] we're getting recognized!" [ laughter ] >> yeah. she turned to us and screamed, "we're getting recognized" so loud that the guy who recognized her went, "ah!" [ laughter ] as if to be like, "never mind." [

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seth meyers, "late night with seth meyers." trump, you've been in office for more than two years now. have you figured out how to do your job yet? >> i'll probably never get it. but that's okay. [ laughter ] >> seth: where do you stand on the issues? >> on the wrong side of every one of them. [ laughter ] >> seth: according to your recent physical, you gained four pounds. what happened? >> well, what's happening is growth. [ laughter ] >> seth: and how is your cholesterol? >> a lot of people think it's 506 billion. some people think it's much more than that. [ laughter ] >> seth: we haven't seen rudy giuliani in a while. how is he doing? >> at least partially living. [ laughter ] >> seth: how do you greet melania every morning? >> i said, "i haven't seen you before." she said, "no, i'm new." i said, "that's too bad." [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: who makes all those maga hats? >> a large team of very talented people in china. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: don't take this the wrong way, you seem to have a hard time est

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i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." usw is everybody doing tonight?ers and app] that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. white house press secretary, sarah huckabee sanders held a press briefing today for the first time in six weeks. and i think it'll be the last one for a while, cause she ended with "happy holida." [ laughter ] president trump spent the weekend at his mar-a-lago resort in florida. by the way, that sentence was written two years ago, and yet it still works every monday. [ laughter ] according to a new survey, senator bernie sanders is polling just two points behind former vice president joe biden in iowa, which makes sense when you see the poll question. [ laughter ] according to axios, formerenice presjoe biden is expected to announce whether he'll run for president within days, and the suspense is killing nobody. of course [ laughter ] of course he's running. [ laughter ] they probably have to strap him down hannibal lecter style to no keep him from cing. [ laughter ] the only way he's not running ar president is i

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. >> seth: good seening. i' meyerss is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news.ac cording to cnn, special counsel robert mueller's rept on the russia investigation may be finalized by next week. and when has cnn ever called hi an too early? [ laughter ] the bernie sanders campaign has announced that in the first rs 12 hfter launching his presidential bid, sanders raised more than $4 milon in donations, which is great for bnders. great for sander terrible for the guy behind him at coin star. [ laughter ] "all small donations!" [ laughter ] president trump met today with the chancellor of austria. saidtrump, "did you bring a kangaroo?"ht [ la ] [ cheers and applause ] ahead of next week's summit between president trump and rt korean leader kim jong-un in hanoi, a vietnamese barber is offering free haircuts in the style of trump or kim. [ laughter ] or if you're reallbold, ask for both. [ laughter and applause ] a company in japan rec

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i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?and applause ] that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. former acting fbi director andrew mccabe's interview on "60 minutes" aired last night. when asked if he watched the show, trump said, "ugh, how long is it?" [ laughter ] president trump on friday declared a national emergency in an effort to go around congress to obtain funding for his border wall. but isn't building a wall kind of a long-term way to approach a supposed emergency? [ light laughter ] that's like trying to save a drowning man by drinking the lake. [ laughter ] "hold on, gary! [ laughter ] keep treading water, bro!" [ laughter ] today was president's day -- off. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] disgraced former congressman anthony weiner was released from jail over the weekend. also set free, "new york post" headline writers. [ laughter and applause ] a girl scout in colorado has started selling boxes of samoa cookies covered with a shirtless picture of jason momoa as aquaman. [ light laughter ]

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>> well, seth meyers is making fun of him. i'm just playing it. >> we're reacting to seth. >> a number of other cuts like that, but i think to your point, yeah, he's got get a little bit more specific about what the policy. and i think also that we're going to watch. it's not just this one data point of the money. again, huge amount, but let's see what kind of crowds he draws. let's see what he does in the polling, if he is able to recover from that halving that you saw in the poll. >> maureen dowd did a very snarky takedown. and he reminds me a bit gary hart back in 1984 i guess it was. >> where's the beef? >> where's the beef, exactly. and gary hart when he subsequently ran, he went out to colorado out in the mountains somewhere and had this sort of very naval gaysing announcement. and gary hart was really substantial. >> this is inspirational, that gary hart was a sort of new age post hippie intellectual. >> right. >> and beto is being cast as, again, and we're still learning, we'll see how it goes, he is initially being ca

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night," everybody. how are you doing tonight?ers and applause ] that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump pushed for his border wall on twitter this morning by repeatedly posting the phrase, "build a wall and crime will fall." [ laughter ] that's great and everything, but you will probably be impeached before they could ever finish a wall, so maybe leave the fence for president pence? [ laughter ] [ applause ] president trump -- president trump this morning introduced a new slogan for his border wall, saying "build a wall and crime will fall," adding, quote, "use it and pray." which coincidentally was the slogan for his short-lived trump brand condoms. [ laughter and applause ] "50% effective. [ laughter ] it's a coin flip." [ laughter ] speaker nancy pelosi sent a letter to the white house today saying she will not allow president trump to deliver the state of the union address next week if the government is still shut down. damn! if trump really wants a strong wall on the mexican border, he shou

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i'm honored and humbled. >> seth meyers joined fallon in welcoming singh to the lineup. "a little late with lilly singh" will take over the 1:00 a.m. tom slo time slot. >> i thinkit's great to bring sofone, diverse and a woman color. >> if she rose to name on youtube. >> that's the new way. >> we need channel. youtube >> we got those college degrees. did grunt work in small markets. right. yeah. therno such thing. i had -- back in my day. you're going to like your friday, everybody. and especially, your friday morning. first of all, it's friday. anything after that, doesn't matter. but it is mild this morning. we are in the low to mid-60 across the area. it's a little breezy. but with temperatures t s far above average, normally, for early mid-march morning thi time ofhe year, we'd be around 35 to 37 degrees. we're running about 25 to 30 degreearmer than average this morning. another day in the 70s. back-to-back 70s for the very first time20 i. it will be breezy and mild. there's a 60% chance you're going to get rained on today. it won't be a day-long deluge at all. this