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ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers [ cheers and applause >> seth: hey, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we're ve at 12:37 a.m. how is everybody doing tonight [ eers and applause de that was wonul to hear during her opening statement in tonight's democratic debate, senator elizabeth warren said that president trump disgraces the office of the president every single day, which isn't fair, cause he's really only in the office like twice a week. [ laughter ] after the first half of tonight's debate, google searches for former congressman john dlany increased by 3400%, d still no results [ laughter ] president trump did not tweet for the entirety of tonight's debate i think we all owe a big thank you to "the bachelorette" finale [ applause ] this week's second democratic debate is separate into two parts. although you can't really have a substantive debate between ten people, even in a threesome, somebody ends up feeling left out. even if they had the best ideas. [ laughter ] tonight's half of the debate marked the first aearance of steve bullock, who replaced congressma

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i'm seth meyers, this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight?heers and applause that is wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news well, today, the uk finally answered the question. if your friend jumped off a cliff, would you [ light laughter ] pro-brexit politician boris johnson was officially elected today to become the uk's next prime minister. great. in 70 years, the uk has gone from winston churchill to a roady for spinal tap [ light laughter ] president trump continued his attacks on minority congresswomen today tweeting the quote, "aoc plus three are a nightmare for america. although technically for trump, anything that involves math is a nightmare. [ laughter and applause "aoc plus three, how do you -- how do you add letters to a number?" several bars in washington, d.c. will open early tomorrow so people can watch special counsel robert mueller's congressional testimony. so by dinnertime, you'll be just like the mueller report, mostly blacked out. [ laughter ] [ applause ] according to a new poll, despite senator elizabeth

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i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause l that is wonder hear. in that case, let's get to the news president trump today tried to down play his offensive attacks on minority congresswomen tweeting, quote, "i don't have a racist bone in my body." well, based from this photo, i ve to ask -- [ laughter ] do you have any bones inour body [ laughter and applause in a new interview, former vice president joe biden said he would challenge president trump to do pushups if trump criticized his age or mental state during a debat just a heads-up, if someone criticizes your mental state and your response is to do pushups -- [ laughter ] not a great argument in favor of your mental state. [ laughter and applause in a new - [ cheers and applause in a new interview, senator s bernieders jokingly challenged president trump to a one-mile run in other words, a suicide pact [ laughter and applause "i know how to end this. remember me! president trump said today that his adnistration will invest

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i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight?ers and applause that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news special counsel robert mueller testified before congress today, and i got to say, he didn't seem thrilled [ laughter ] he had the same look on his face that billy joel has when someone yells, play "piano man."hy "w you already know it. [ laughter ] this morning's house judiciary committee testimony from special counsel robert mueller ran behind schedule to the point the committee democrats weresked to limit their questioning time, because it's not like mueller could further limit his answers. >> yes no correct. true no correct. thank you. yes. [ laughter ]>> eth: in a new interview, supreme court justice ruth bader ginsburg dismissed republican speculation about her health saying, quote, "there was a senator who announced with great glee that i was going to be dead within six months. that senator whose name i've forgotten is now, himself, dead, and i am very much alive." ] [ laught and that's how we learned rbg

i'm seth meyers, this is "late night. nihow's everybody doing tot?heers and applause that's great to hear in that case, les get to the news president trump yesterday attacked four minority democratic congresswomen and said they should, quote, "go back and help fix the totally broken and crime-infested places from which they came." okay, this is besides the point, but, dude, you're from queens.la [ hter ] i would say you should go back y of the trains are running. [ laughter ] house speaker nancy pelosi said today e will introduce a resolution condemning president trump's racist attacks on minority lawmakersan man, pelosi counterattacks from a president the way a normal person handles bad service at starbuc [ laughter ] "go back to where they came from oh, you bet, i'll be filling out a comment ca [ laughter ] i am very dissatisfied." [ light laughter ] new york city suffered a major blackout on saturday that left over 70,000 people in manhattan without power. of course, in manhattan, 70,000 people is two starbucks and a jamba juice. [ laughter ] cali

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night.w' hos everybody doing tonight?s and applause that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news in a new interview president trump said that he is not prepared to lose the 2020 election saying, "i ven't lost very much in life." dude, you lost a billion dollars in ten years [ laughter ]'s thike the team that plays the globetrotters saying they haven't lost very much [ laughter ] according to reports, senator bernie sanders is preparing for this week's democratic primary dete by reading opposing policy positions instead of doing drills or mock debates while presidentrump is preparing by consulting a rhyming dictionary [ light laughter ] "o'rourke, dork. that's good. write that down. [ laughter ] former pennsylvania congressman joe sestak announced yesterday he is running for president. also yesterday a tree announced that it was falling in the forest [ cheers and applause the first democratic presidential debates are this week and the top 20 candidates will be split between separate events also anyone polling

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news president trump has reached a deal with mexico to reduce the number of migrants at the southern border. "no more than three," said trump when asked how many more migrants he plans on marrying. new york yesterday hosted its annual puerto rican day parade and i think we all know how the president celebrated according to sources within the state department, the trump administration has denied all requests from american embassies to fly the lgbtq pride flag during the month of june what you -- love flags. usually when you're near a flag, i make my kids to go bed, because i'm worried what they might see. in honor of the 75th anniversary of d-day, several world war ii veterans in their 90s parachuted on to the beaches of normandy. "i couldn't believe how high up they were," said bystanders about their pants. [ laughter ] i'm aware. i'm aware that they are heroes who can still jump