garten editor of "the new yorker," david remnick, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now seth meyersand this is "late night. we hope you're all doing well. let's get to the news. according to a new report, some white house staff members are concerned about president trump's behavior has changed because of a steroid he's taken to treat the coronavirus, which can cause mood swings, a false level of energy and a sense of euphoria and it may have been a mistake to start giving it to him in 2015. president trump announced yesterday he will attend next week's presidential debate in person unless, of course, they decide to hold the debate at the top of the stairs. [ heavy breathing "you guys, go ahead -- without me." president trump announced yesterday he has ended negotiations for the next coronavirus relief package until after the election dude, you yourself just got covid. this is like scrooge waking up on christmas morning and going, "you there, boy, you're ugly you heard me off you go!" he was opening the windows scrooge style. i got to get me some scrooge windows, because i want to ye

featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers andis "late night. we are hoping you're doing well tonight. let's get to the news. during a press conference last night, president trump refused to commit to a peaceful transition of power if he loses to former vice president joe biden and said, quote, "we'll have to see what happens. "see what happens" for someone who wants to be a dictator, you sure sound like a spectator. you are coming off like ryan seacrest on "american idol." "we'll see what happens after the break. i think the mistake was phrasing the question that way. you should have asked, "if joe biden wins, do you commit to playing even more golf?" that's right, president trump refused to commit to a peaceful transition of power if he loses to former vice president joe biden, and the "new york times" put it on page a-15 do you guys not realize what a big deal this is one time hillary sneezed and you released a special edition white house coronavirus coordinator dr. deborah birx has reportedly told aides that she is considering

actress kim cattrall music from jeff rosenstock featuring the band with jessica burdeaux and now, seth meyers: good evening, i'm seth meyers, and this is "late night. how is everybody doing tonight all right. same as always, let's get to the news the "new york times" yesterday published an investigation into president trump's finances and let's just say, melania's going to be pretty pissed when she learns what half of negative 431 million is the "new york times" investigation published yesterday alleges president trump has paid almost nothing in federal income tax over the past 20 years wow. if true, this bombshell has the potential to be almost as damaging to his political career as the "access hollywood" tape the "new york times" investigation published yesterday showed trump paid just $750 in federal income tax in both 2016 and 2017, which i have to admit, is way funnier than paying $0. it's like giving someone a starbucks gift card with 68 cents on it hey, consider it a down payment on a tall. president trump and former vice president joe biden are set to appear tomorrow in cleveland for

and now seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night.rump appeared at a town hall event in philadelphia last night for undecided voters. said trump, "hey, what are you doing here?" after a town hall participant confronted president trump last night over his lack of support for a national face mask mandate, trump said, quote, "there are a lot of people that think that masks are not good. it's true. i mean, not as many as there used to be, of course. during last night's abc news town hall, president trump mistakenly claimed that people would be protected from the coronavirus when they develop a, quote, "herd mentality." now, obviously what he meant to say was "i am bad at this and i resign." that's right trump said people who developed, quote, "herd mentality." you mean herd immunity herd mentality is what it's called when you kill 200,000 people and supporters vote for you anyway. when asked at an interview yesterday about the upcoming presidential debates against former vice president joe biden, president trump said biden may be, quote,

yahya abdul mateen ii, an all-new "closer look, featuring the 8g band with todd sucherman and now, seth meyersod evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? i'm glad to hear it. let's get to the news. president trump ended a heated interview yesterday with lesley stahl of "60 minutes" after he became irritated with the line of questioning. apparently, he didn't like that there was one. while being interviewed by lesley stahl yesterday, president trumps told aides that he thought the interview would be cut up to make him look bad for example, they could make him really stupid by cutting from one of her questions to his answer it was a revealed today that rudi guiliani was caught on video with his pants down his pants while alone in a hotel room with a woman he thought was a conservative journalist as part of the filming of "borat 2." this was a late breaking story by -- can we put the name of the publication on the screen? there we go. of course, the libs are at it again. according to the latest data, former vice president joe biden has had more engagement on t

>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. night. how is everybody doing tonight all right. good good good let's get to the news. well, last night was the first -- >> wrong last night was - >> fake news >> seth: last -- >> excuse me excuse me. >> seth: just forget it. that's right the first presidential debate was held last night in cleveland, ohio. although, it wasn't really a debate it certainly wasn't presidential and it wasn't held so much, as it happened to us. i guess the only accurate part of that sentence was cleveland, ohio. while being repeatedly interrupted by president trump during last night's debate, former vice president joe biden said to trump, quote, "will you shut up, man?" and in fairness, it was the only question trump actually answered during the section of last night's debate on the economy, president trump criticized former vice president joe biden's trade record, and said, quote, "china ate your lunch." though, i'm sure that's not the first time he's tried that hey, has anyone seen my lunch? i left it in

comedian and writer amber ruffin author yaa gyasi featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, seth meyersth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, and this is "late night. how is everybody doing tonight great to hear. let's get to the news. last night was the first and only vice presidential debate between kamala harris and i think a dead airline pilot during last night's debate, vice president mike pence frequently tried to interrupt senator kamala harris. said the moderator, "mr. vice president, if it helps, just think of it as carrying her sentence to full term. after last night's debate, second lady karen pence did not wear a mask on stage when she greeted vice president mike pence huh, usually when a karen refuses to wear a mask, it is at trader joe's president trump released a video yesterday from outside the white house and started out saying, quote, "hi, perhaps you recognize me it's your favorite president." said viewers, "oh my god, barack what happened? i think he might be allergic to almonds. in a video yesterday, president trump lauded an experimental antibody therapy that have been

and music from haim an all-new "closer look, featuring the 8g band with todd sucherman and now, seth meyers: good evening, i'm seth meyers and this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight glad to hear it. let's get to the news. president trump and former vice president joe biden faced off in their second and final debate moderated by nbc news white house correspondent kristen welker or just as likely between president trump and kristen welker and moderated by joe biden. "all right, come on, guys. that's right, the last presidential debate was held tonight. now we filmed this before the debate so we don't know what happened we don't even know if it happened maybe trump walked out 15 minutes after it started and now he's promising to release the unaired footage of the rest of the debate. maybe it was canceled because he tested positive for rickets. truly, anything could be on the table, including trump ahead of tonight's final presidential debate, organizers instituted a rule change, allowing for the candidates' microphones to be muted. so i'm guessing president trump spent the whole

philanthropist cindy mccain, music from dave matthews featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, seth meyers, i'm seth meyers and this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? that's great to hear let's get to the news. there's just one week until election day and whatever happens, it will be nice when my email inbox doesn't look like i just broke up with it the senate yesterday confirmed president trump's nominee, judge amy coney barrett, to the supreme court. and just think, someday you'll tell your children about this, whether you wanted children or not. during a swearing-in ceremony for judge amy coney barrett last night at the white house, president trump said, quote, "this is a momentous day for america, for the united states constitution, and for the fair and impartial rule of law. momentous in that it's the last day for all of those things. first lady melania trump campaigned for her husband in pennsylvania today also wisconsin, iowa, florida, north carolina and texas the "new york post" endorsed president trump yesterday in an editorial entitled "make america great again again

smith," shepard smith, music from sleaford mods featuring the 8g band with fred armisen ♪ and now, seth meyersis everybody doing election day is now five days away or roughly 12 sticks of deodorant. let's get to the news. former department of homeland security chief of staff miles taylor revealed himself yesterday to be the unnamed senior trump administration official who wrote a 2018 "new york times" op-ed critical of president trump under the pseudonym "anonymous." though i feel like if we asked ourself who is able to write a book, we would have got it through process of elimination in recently released audio, president trump told veteran reporter bob woodward that his son-in-law, jared kushner was, quote, "one smart cookie" and added, quote, "very capable guy, jared. you can't get people like this." and lord knows, the fbi has tried. halloween is this saturday if you can't afford to go to a haunted house, just visit your office for the first time since march. "oh! those used to be pickles." in an effort to slow the spread of the coronavirus, german chancellor angela merkel yesterday announc

actor giancarlo esposito an all new "closer look, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now seth meyersrs and this is "late night. how is everybody doing tonight that's fantastic to hear let's get to the news. election day is eight days away, which means we're just a few short weeks away from the supreme court telling us who we elected. president trump tweeted today, quote, "the fake news media is riding covid, covid, covid all the way to the election, losers." yeah, you're right even after the election they'll probably run a headline like this scientists in germany have announced that they've measured the shortest interval of time ever recorded and no surprise here, it was how long trump lasted on "60 minutes. in an interview that aired last night on "60 minutes," president trump criticized correspondent leslie stahl for giving him tougher questions than former vice president, joe biden. said trump, "why didn't you ever ask biden about his past four years as president?" president trump and first lady melania trump held a halloween at the white house event yesterday. melania dressed nor

based," actor and comedian jason alexander featuring the 8g band with todd sucherman and now, seth meyersseth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. and this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? great. let's get to the news. president trump called into "fox and friends" this morning and this can't be a good sign, from a pay phone. "uh, you know, it's beeping. oh, well lock up [ indiscernible ]" during his interview this morning on "fox and friends" president trump said that if former vice president joe biden wins the election, quote "we're going to be no different than venezuela. well, it would be our only way to experience venezuela since we're not allowed to travel there right now. during his interview on "fox and friends" this morning, president trump said he needs to get attorney general william barr to appoint a special counselor to investigate former vice president joe biden's son hunter, following the publication of his private emails because only a trump would think a text message to your son saying "i love you" was suspicious during his interview on "fox and friends" say presi

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i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? news president trump said yesterday that he won tuesday's presidential debate against former vice president, joe biden, but take it with a grain of salt because he also said he won "the voice." fox news anchor and presidential debate moderator, chris wallace, said in an interview yesterday that he was surprised by the chaotic nature of tuesday's contest, adding no one could have predicted, quote, "this was going to be the president's strategy not just for the beginning of the debate but the entire debate." "i had an inkling," said marco rubio, ted cruz, jeb bush, carly fiorian, hillary clinton, all of his kids, all of his wives, his kindergarten teacher, some guy he ran into on the street in the '80s and the american public at large when asked yesterday if he welcomes support from white supremacists, president trump says that he wants, quote, "law and order. okay, but that's not an answer to that question that's like if i asked you, "is this chicken poison," and then you said, "the ma

lili reinhart, music from phoebe bridgers featuring the 8g band with jessica burdeaux and now, seth meyers: welcome to "late night," everybody. it is 12:35 in the morning and the only people awake are presidential debate fact checkers, so let's get to the news tonight was the first presidential debate. we tape early, so i'm not sure what happened, but i know even if we didn't, i'm sure i'd still feel that way. president trump and former vice president biden faced off tonight in the first presidential debate. and the topics included coronavirus response, mail-in ballots, hunter biden, taxes, hunter biden, climate change, the supreme court, and hunter biden according to a new poll, 41% of voters expected president trump to win tonight's debate. the other 59% think he'll lose and claim the loss on his 2020 tax returns ahead of tonight's first presidential debate, moderator and fox news anchor chris wallace said he will not fact check president trump and former vice president biden unless trump says something completely insane like, "everything is going fine. vice president mike pence hosted a

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stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. odnight everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ >> announcncer: tonighght on "l"late night t with seth h mey" timothy y olyphant author of "rage," journalist bob woododward music from benee featurining the 8g b band with fred armisen and now seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. welcome to "late night." we hope you're doing well. let's get to the news. upon his return to the white house last night, president trump removed his face mask and posed for pictures on a first floor balcony before going inside but i gotta say, he might have left the hospital too early. look at this >> seth: that reminds me of the time my college roommate accidentally knocked over my goldfish bowl. usually when people breathe like that it's right before they ask you if you have a cat. that's right, president trump returned to the white house last night and posed for pictures on a balcony before going inside. and it was quite a spectacle the only thing missing was the banner white house physician d

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stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. goodnight everybody!eth meyers" - sarah paulson, star of "archer," actor and comedian h. jon benjamin an all-new "closer look, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now setheyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? in that case, let's get to the news president trump held a rally in pittsburgh, pennsylvania, last night. look at all these people trump might be getting four more years, but i'm not so sure about the rest of you. during his rally in pennsylvania last night, president trump attacked democratic governors for implementing public health measures and said, quote, "you can't give your wife a kiss good night. you've got to wear a mask. that's ridiculous. where did he hear that oh, yeah, yeah, of course. president trump tweeted yesterday that he will announce his supreme court nominee to replace justice ruth bader ginsburg on saturday, as opposed to when mitch mcconnell wanted to do it, halfway through the funeral. "i -- we've waited an ap

actress, ego nwodim and all new "closer look," featuring the 8g band with todd sucherman and now seth meyersybody. how are you doing tonight? i wasn't supposed to be here this evening but then nbc heard there was a competing talk show on another network and scheduled this for the exact same time at the last minute. during a campaign rally -- let's get to the news. during a campaign rally in georgia last week, president trump said that if he loses the election he might leave the country. at which point 194 countries simultaneously shouted, "not it!" during a campaign rally in pennsylvania last week, president trump complained about his lack of support from suburban women and said, quote, "suburban women, will you please like me? look, man. because of you, they have been in their houses drinking wine since march. they don't hate you. president trump said yesterday that former vice president joe biden and his family are, quote, "criminal enterprise. dude, your son took money from a kids cancer charity. that's like coming after biden's family for making tacky handbags during a rally in nevada ye

. ♪ >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.late night. we hope you're all doing well tonight and let's get to the news president trump said in an interview yesterday that a coronavirus vaccine would be available, quote, "within a matter of weeks. yeah, but how many weeks is this like one of those deals when parents talk about their babies now how old is caden he's 59 weeks. that's right, president trump said in an interview yesterday that a coronavirus vaccine would be available, quote, "within a matter of weeks. trump loves to talk about everything in weeks. the vaccine is coming in weeks his healthcare plan is coming in weeks. pretty soon his rally crowds will be chanting "208 more weeks! i'm just kidding about that. they would never do that math. during a campaign rally in ohio yesterday, president trump claimed the coronavirus poses little threat to young people and said, quote, "take your hat off to the young because they have a hell of an immune system." and for once i agree with him. everyone there should definitely take

stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. goodnight everybody! cheers and applause m♪ ♪ ♪ >> a announcer: : tonight onon "latate night wiwith seth memey" jejessica chasastain star of f "next," acactor john s slattery. an all new "closer looook. featururing the 8g8g band withth fred armisen and now, seth meyers ♪ >> seth: welcome to "late night. how's everybody doing? if you were at the rose garden last week, i'm guessing slight fever, maybe a little fatigued let's get to the news. president trump tested positive for the coronavirus last week. said trump, i mean, after robert pattinson, idris elba and the rock got it. it was only a matter of time that's right, president trump tested positive for coronavirus. and so did melania trump, chris christie, senator mike lee, senator ron johnson, kellyanne conway, senator thom tillis and trump's campaign manager, bill stepien. oh, and kayleigh mcenany but remember, we tape this show early, so just pretend i said, like, i don't know, four more names? i mean, can we just assume everyone in the white house has

. >>> seth meyers moving to primetime leading up to the election. the host of late night is expanding his signature closer look segment for a special program. half hour of closer look thursday premiers this thursday, 8:00 p.m., live from rockefeller center in new york city. myers will dissect the events of the day as they relate to the begin to cast ballots. we're b >>> finally tonight, an incredible new find near egypt's capital. egyptian archeologists have unearthed this 59 ancient coffins, the famed step pyramid south of cairo. looks to be in incredible condition. they all have mummies inside put on display this week. you're seeing one of them being opened at the announcement ceremony. again, incredibly good shape. experts say this find is likely just the tip of the iceberg for the site. there are three shafts currently under excavation and 59 coffins you're looking at were pulled from just one of those shafts. amazing discovery near cairo. >>> well, thanks very much for joining us. keep in mind some big news coming this week as the rain, maybe t

she is one of seth meyers' writers. she is absolutely crazy, in all the best ways.u, amber ruffin. but the words and actions of the president of the united states are a matter of public record, and that record must be faithfully kept, at all times, in all situations, transparently, unflinchingly, unsparingly, and unequivocally. period. besides, if he gets a mute button, i think everybody should get a mute button. you know, just in case. i want one. let alicia menendez have one, if she wants. joe and mika should get one. in fact, i think mika should get joe's mute button, as if "morning joe" wasn't spicy enough. come on, y'all. we're adults here. why should the rules be bent for president trump and, by extension, against joe biden? how could anyone at the commission consider that fair? fortunately, we already have a space to make the debates easier to handle. tonight, when "saturday night live" returns to studio 8h, it will be very different than it was four years ago. alec baldwin and kate mckinnon had a field day, as donald trump and hillary clinton. their sketches

she's one of seth meyers' writers. she's crazy in all the best way.ed states are a matter of record and that record must be faithfully kept at all times unsparingly unflinchingly and unan equivocally, period. besides, if he gets a mute button, everybody should get a mute button. you know, just in case. i want one, let alicia menendez have one. i think ammika should get joe's mute button. we're adults here. why should the rules be bent for president trump be against joe biden? how can anyone at the commission consider that fair? fortunately we already have a space to make the debates easier to handle. tonight when "snl" returns to studio 8h it will be different than four years ago. alec baldwin and kate mckinnon had a field day as president trump and hillary clinton. we definitely needed to laugh our way through. "snl" is perfect for softening this debate's rough edges. but the actual debates are not supposed to be funny or fun. or even easy. democracy is a contact sport. everyone gets bruises. even the winners. you don't have to sit in the stands, but

>>comedian seth meyers a bit tonight and i'll just read this to you the president of course has been saying don't be afraid of covid meyer says of of course you can say don't be afraid of covid give the best taxpayer funded medical care in the world. it's easy to say don't be afraid to jump out of this plane when you're the only one with a parachute is that just anti trump are comedian doing his thing or is that fair. >>i think there's some truth in that there's so much i mean what covid highlighted to me and to many of my colleagues i think all the u.s. is that there's such big disparities in health care and covid just made those louder i think you're completely right many of us may not have been eligible to get all of the care that president trump get got starting cocktail of antibodies. i think those are not available to most people and sadly to those where it's available. it's only available in context of a clinical trial. so you know. not many people counting. don't even know that they have covid are having i don't know how to get a diagnosis so they present late. so again they

upstairs, "late night with seth meyers" is back in the studio at 30 rock. welcome, guys. back [ applause ] that's awesome, man. you can feel -- you can feel the vibe, i think, there in the city walking around in new york city. i think, you know, people are out with masks and doing it, but it's happening, and i'm psyched seth and the gang are back seth, what do you have planned for us this week >> seth: hey, jimmy, it's so great to be back in the building with you again. tonight, we have jane fonda, and our mutual friend from "snl," jorma taccone and later in the week, john cleese and sheryl crow, and then thursday, michael cohen is going to tell us about his new book. and all new closer looks all week hey, and i'm sorry i can't come down and visit, but your kids, cute as they may be, they look like super spreaders to me also, i am going to send down some sushi that i saved for you from before we left the building in march because i know you love sushi. it was salmon, but now, it looks like eel anyway, enjoy, bud >> jimmy: well, we'll be watching stick around, everybody. m

bryan washington, an all-new "closer look, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, seth meyers: welcome to "late night. how is everybody doing tonight there are now six days until the election, so get in line now let's get to the news. according to the latest numbers, over 70 million people across the country have already voted or, as the postal service is reporting, none. during a campaign rally in florida, yesterday, former president obama criticized president trump for treating the presidency as, quote, "a reality show that can give him the attention he craves. and by the number of tiki torches, i'm guessing it's "survivor" the third baseman for the los angeles dodgers was pulled from their world-series-winning game last night during the seventh inning, after he tested positive for the coronavirus and not a moment too soon because third base is one of the easiest ways to catch the virus. [ light laughter ] we have a new 12-year-old on staff, right, baze he's off to a hot start. cnn said yesterday it will not air a pro-trump ad on its network, due to issues with the truthfuln