seth meyers is here tonight! oa [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: what a book. >> steve: we love seth >> jimmy: it's cute. we love seth plus, you can see her in the fourth and final season of "killing eve," which airs sundays on bbc america and amc plus, camille cottin is here tonight [ cheers and applause and we got great music tonight his new album "7220" is on track to go number one on the billboard charts this week he's here with us tonight. we have a performance from lil durk featuring future! [ cheers and applause >> steve: oh >> jimmy: tonight! [ cheers and applause great music. lil durk guys, it is tuesday. it is time for "wetweet. here we go ♪ ♪ we tweet ♪ ♪ we tweet ♪ >> jimmy: welcome to "wetweet. this is where we as a group, decide something that we should post on twitter. i'm going to show you five different tweets we're all going to vote on whether you like each one or not. you all have your voting clickers at your seats everyone got them? all right, good, yeah. so you can vote -- vote for all of them.

some late night with seth meyers and seth's signature segment, a closer look, and if you can believe w since meyers took the late night baton from his friend jimmy fallon, carrying on a legacy started by david letterman in 1982. last month he returned as seth marks 40 years of the chain of late night tv. before taking over, he spent 13 seasons at "saturday night live." the father of two young boys and a baby girl, seth is applying those writing skills to a new book for kids. willie and seth got together in the children's section at the new york public library for a sunday sitdown. >> good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." i hope you're doing well. >> as the host of nbc's "late night," seth meyers does some of his best work after midnight. >> you don't kid a kidder. >> i've turned the mic up because i'm going to do that spooky whisper thing. >> look at us at the new york public library. >> reporter: but outside the studio, the father caters to a different audience. >> i'll show you some of my favorites. this is what every children's book author should aspire to. >> report

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evening, i'm seth meyers. "late night. we hope you're doing well. and now we're going to get to the news president biden last night delivered his first state of the union address, and chuck schumer could not figure out when to clap >> the american rescue plan will help working people. >> seth: it's like every white guy at a hip hop show. [ laughter ] you're clapping on the ones and threes, richard. during president biden's state of the union address last night, several members of congress wore blue and yellow in solidarity with ukraine, though i'm not sure everybody understood the assignment. [ laughter ] during last night's speech, republican congresswomen marjorie taylor greene and lauren boebert heckled and booed president biden on several occasions. in their defense, he is technically the manager. [ laughter ] and that, technically, was a joke [ laughter ] technically. during president biden's state of the union address last night, he accidentally said "iranian" instead of "ukrainian." well, in a speech wh

but seth meyers sees this differently.king up. >> i want to look back to my kids that they did a very cool thing. this is the sacrifice that you did for other people. >> all that had to sacrifice with their health and education. >> a couple of competing ideas. some see this as a noble action where do you stand? >> probably not with either of these guys but i think they are so fake they have to wear them. >> we know this isn't true so much evidence has come out but it doesn't make much of a difference. >> no studies done yet on the crate training explanation as far as i know. tempe this one could be potentially true. >> who here has been to california? >> ever? when i was growing up during a drought they told us to only take five minute showers. that's essentially what i have done the rest of my life. i am now even more uncomfortable than i was before. >> at this point i don't think it is true. this seth meyers thing is when you kids stay stuff like they are all going to have a vegetables now it's like the candy. if they wa

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cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyerstonight -- david letterman. music from counting crows' adam duritz. an all-new "jokes seth can't tell." featuring the 8g band with hayley brownell. ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers [ cheers and applause >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're all doing well. and now let's get to the news. president biden appeared last night on an nbc special celebrating betty white and then again on "chicago fire." [ laughter ] former president trump reportedly told his lawyer rudy giuliani to ask the department of homeland security if they could legally seize voting machines from swing states said trump, "wrong i never said 'legally.'" [ laughter ] that's right, after losing the election in 2020, former president trump reportedly asked if homeland security could seize voting machines in swing states. and if you're wondering whether or not that's evil, let me point you to the word "seize." [ laughter ] it's always evil when "seize" is involved

i'm seth meyers.is "late night," and we hope you're doing well tonight and now we're gonna get to the news president biden, tonight, delivered his first state of the union address, and thank god he got that supreme court justice in, 'cause there was not much else to talk about. [ laughter ] "uh, i think there's a new batman movie this week?" [ laughter ] "the new york times" published a report, yesterday, that u.s. officials are currently debating russian president vladimir putin's grip on reality. in related news, putin just ordered troops into hogwarts [ laughter ] when asked by a reporter at a black history month event yesterday if americans should be worried about nuclear war, president biden said no. yeah, come on, putin isn't gonna bomb the only people still supporting him [ laughter ] that's right, president biden was asked if americans should be worried about nuclear war, and he said no but then the cdc said yes. [ laughter ] and the fda said, "we'll let you know in four to six weeks," so i do

featuring the 8g band with stevie nistor. ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well tonight, and now we're gonna get to the news. in the wake of russian president vladimir putin's invasion of ukraine, president biden today announced the full scope of sanctions against russia, including blocks on russian banks that hold $1 trillion in assets and their ability to do business in dollars, euros, pounds, and the yen, which explains why russia just tried to buy a fighter jet with a picture of a bored ape [ laughter ] "it's good for one jet, no?" [ laughter ] russian president vladimir putin declared war last night against ukraine, and this is nice. trump offered to host the after party. [ laughter ] that's right vladimir putin declared war last night against ukraine but said that russia has no plans to "occupy. oh, buddy, nobody has plans to occupy we all remember when our war in iraq was supposed to be a you're like that guy whonks he's gonna have one drink withh. no you're gonna wake up at dawn a karaoke bo

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thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers.g well tonight. let's get to the news. president biden said today that he is planning to name his nominee to replace retiring supreme court justice stephen breyer by the end of next month

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. ope you're all doing well, and now we're going to get to the news president biden announced yesterday that the u.s. is banning all imports of russian gas and energy and then, for emphasis, he biked away [ laughter ] house democrats are set to travel to philadelphia tomorrow for their annual three-day retreat, and biden's already practicing his trust falls [ laughter ] dude you're supposed to wait for another person the united nations has reportedly instructed its communications staff not to describe the conflict in ukraine as a war or an invasion. how else would you describe it oh, it's just a little uninvited drop-in. no worse than urkel. [ laughter ] republican senator ted cruz claimed during a recent meeting that almost every time he flies, the captain or flight attendant will hug him because he does not support vaccine mandates are you sure they're hugging you? they might be trying to wrestle you off the plane and back to your job "well, thank you very much." "we're not thanking yo

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're all doing well.re gonna just get to the news ukrainian president volodymyr zelenskyy delivered a virtual address to congress this morning and received a standing ovation, making him the first comedian to actually deserve one. [ laughter ] zelenskyy also called on president biden to be the leader of the world and said being the leader of the world means being the leader of peace, whereas being the leader of the world during the trump years meant being angela merkel. [ laughter ] second gentleman doug emhoff tested positive yesterday for covid-19 you guessed it -- phish concert. [ laughter ] former president trump said in a new interview that he was surprised when russian president vladimir putin invaded ukraine really 'cause he invaded ukraine in 2014. when you're surprised by a thing that's already happened, that's a symptom. [ laughter ] "well, you finally came to see your old grandpa." "i was here yesterday. "you're as rude as the fella from yesterday." [ laughter ] ohio governor mike dewine signed

my parents i was coming on the show and my dad was like, "wow, i can't believe we get to go to seth meyers [ laughter ] >> seth: well, you know, it's interesting because you did a song, "look at me," which is the opening song in the special. >> yes >> seth: and i should -- you have a beautiful singing voice this is incredible musical comedy >> stop, stop. [ laughter ] stop, you're embarrassing me >> seth: but you -- this is the opening song in your special so obviously, you've had a lot of this material for a long time this is a special that was supposed to tape when the pandemic happened, so it must be so thrilling to have it coming out. >> truly, it's a dream come true >> seth: yeah. >> i'm so psyched. >> seth: and this is such a unique to new york style of show, this cabaret comedy show >> yes >> seth: what have -- yeah i'm about -- i'm really plugged in to new york, so i know -- >> i know, right >> seth: and what was it like when netflix called and said, "we want to do this kind of show for a standup special? >> well, when they -- i've been working on the show for many years. i do a we

there is a housewife, a former housewife in the universe who i found out today has a major crush on seth meyers >> seth: phaedra parks >> she is an attorney at law and a mortician. and she likes you. >> seth: wow that is great. >> she could handle your legal bills. >> seth: and she could - >> and plan your funeral >> seth: yeah! >> yes absolutely >> seth: i was going to say, if there's a funeral she needs to plan, it's my wife's >> well, i was going to say that, but i didn't want to [ laughter ] >> seth: that's really kind. that's your host at heart. you left the nicer joke for me >> i did i did. i was also like, am i going to make a joke about his wife like that it's like, i'm not -- i don't think i'm doing that >> seth: i'm realizing your restraint was probably the smarter of the two paths >> well, by the way, not a great week to make jokes about people's wives >> seth: no. [ crowd groans ] >> yes >> seth: so, you are no stranger to slaps >> yes >> seth: in the "housewife" universe >> that is true. >> seth: you've seen, you've observed tempers rising and someone making the terrible decision t

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evenin i'm seth meyer this is "late night.pe you're doing wel and now we are gonna get to the news president biden today spoke with allies and partners about the situation in ukraine next he'll speak with republicans. [ laughter ] after the u.s. offered over the weekend to evacuate ukrainian president volodymyr zelensky - excuse me -- amid the russian invasion, zelensky reportedly said, "the fight is here i need ammunition, not a ride. oh, man, how badly does biden wish that quote was his? [ laughter ] it's like zelensky said, "come with me if you want to live. [ laughter ] if zelensky gets to fight on top of a train, he's officially living biden's best life "i'm the amtrak guy! [ laughter ] during his keynote speech on saturday at cpac, former president trump said that the country has "lost its self-confidence under president biden. well, of course. we all had more self-confidence under you. do you know how affirming it is to be smarter than the president? [ laughter ] waking up every day with a jump in my step in his soon-to

evening, i'm seth meyers.is "late night. we hope you're all doing well tonight, and now we are going to get to the news. defense officials in ukraine have warned that the kremlin could be using deepfake videos to spread misinformation to russians okay i knew putin didn't have an iron man suit. [ laughter ] the house committee investigating the capitol attack suggested in a court filing yesterday that it has evidence that former president trump and his campaign tried to illegally obstruct congress's counting of electoral votes. yeah, we know. [ laughter ] watching the house investigate this thing is like watching "the office" with your grandmother. "i think there's a spark between jim and that pam." "yeah, grandma, it's season six. [ laughter ] a bipartisan group of congressional lawmakers is calling on president biden to ban russian oil and gas imports amid the country's invasion of ukraine. the bill has support from both sides of the aisle and the aisle. [ light laughter ] florida governor ron desantis yester

, i'm seth meyers.late night. we're so happy to be with you this evening, and now we're going to get to the news president biden yesterday held a one hour and 51 minute press conference it was the first thing americans actually wished joe manchin had stopped. [ laughter ] during his press conference yesterday, president biden said republicans were responsible for some of his stalled agenda and adding, "i honest to god don't know what they're for. of course, that's the same thing he said about airpods. [ laughter ] today is the one-year anniversary of president biden's inauguration and he's not gonna like amanda gorman's new poem "there once was a man named joe biden, whose office he usually cried in." "alright, that's enough! [ laughter ] president biden said yesterday that his first year in office has been "a year of challenges," but he'd rather focus on the positives, like your covid test. [ laughter ] i can make it, 'cause i've had it now [ laughter ] the supreme court voted 8-1 yesterday in favor of

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well tonight. now we're going to get to the news the annual new york city st. patrick's day parade was held today after being canceled for two years because of the coronavirus pandemic of course, they've had to update the buttons. [ laughter ] president biden is set to speak tomorrow with chinese president xi jinping, and biden is all set to remind china why they need us [ laughter ] netflix announced yesterday that the political satire show "servant of the people" that stars ukrainian president volodymyr zelenskyy will return to the platform. and they're also taking down putin's standup special. [ laughter ] "yeah, so just broke up with girlfriend feel bad [ light laughter ] so i bought her a trip to siberia. this guy knows what i'm talking about. president biden announced yesterday that the u.s. will provide a new assistance package for ukraine, which includes 800 anti-aircraft systems. we're giving them the best anti-aircraft system we have - drunk passengers [ laughter ] [ slurring ] "i'm not w

♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers.onigh kenan thompson actor and producer tom riley star of "the worst person in the world," actress renate reinsve featuring the 8g band with elena bonomo ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're all doing well tonight. let's get to the news. president biden said today that he is planning to name his nominee to replace retiring supreme court justice stephen breyer by the end of next month and then day or two after that, he'll nickname the nominee "hey, super judge! judge-a-rino i'll get one, don't worry. [ laughter ] after white house press secretary jen psaki said yesterday that president biden will stand by his commitment to appoint a black woman to the supreme court, a fox news panel criticized the administration's selection process. i'll take a wild guess and say they have exactly two problems with a black woman [ laughter ] the pharmaceutical company moderna announced yesterday that it has begun testing

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well.ow if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news west virginia senator joe manchin announced, yesterday, that he opposes president biden's nominee for the federal reserve board, before adding, "but out of curiosity, who is it?" [ laughter ] the white house said yesterday that national security adviser, jake sullivan, had a 7-hour conversation with a top chinese diplomat in rome i hate to be the one to tell you this, but seven hours is a breakup talk no one - [ laughter ] -- no one's ever said, "well, my girlfriend and i were up talking all night, and she loves the way i load the dishwasher, and everything is going great. [ laughter ] tesla ceo elon musk, yesterday, challenged russian president vladimir putin to quote, "single combat." oh, come on, give me somebody to root for [ laughter ] this is like hearing the new york yankees want to play against duke iowa senator chuck grassley said recently that senate republicans will be fair and thorough during the upcoming confirmation hea

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well. now we're going to get to the news the 94th academy awards were held last night and featured the first live performance of "we don't talk about bruno" from the disney musical "encanto," followed by an unbelievable live performance of "we don't talk about jada." [ laughter and applause well, remember 24 hours ago when we thought timothée chalamet's sternum was the craziest thing we'd see all night [ light laughter ] that's right will smith walked onstage during last night's academy awards show and slapped chris rock in the face and i got to say the last thing i ever expected to see at the oscars was a display of narcissism [ laughter ] we'll have more on this story in a little bit, but first let me do the rest of the monologue, which is kind of terrifying now that i know you can get slapped for doing a bad joke [ laughter ] during his speech on saturday in poland, president biden spoke directly to the russian people and said that president vladimir putin was to blame for western econom

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well tonight.ow we're going to get to the news president biden spent the weekend at his home in delaware, but eventually the secret service found him and brought him back to the white house. [ laughter ] republican senator lindsey graham called for the assassination of russian president vladimir putin during a thursday night interview on fox news say what you want about lindsey, pretty bold to do that on putin's own network. [ laughter ] at an event over the weekend for top republican donors, former president trump suggested that the u.s. should paint the chinese flag on its fighter jets, bomb russia, and then added, "they start fighting with each other and we sit back and watch. finally. [ laughter ] finally, a way to bring stability to the world -- a war between russia and china [ laughter ] former vice president mike pence criticized republicans who have offered praise for russian president vladimir putin amid the invasion of ukraine and said, "there is no room in this party for apologists for p

the tips you do not want to miss and my oh meyers seth meyers is live in studio 1a with a sneak peak today, tuesday, march 15, 2022 ♪ >> at the "today show" from dallas, texas. >> from with west hartford, connecticut. >> west virginia >> sending love to my grandma, "today's" biggest fan. >> shout out belmont university in nashville. >> celebrating -- >> my 10th birthday! >> from columbia, missouri. >> i'm turning 50 today. >> 50 looks so good on you we're so happy to see you. what a beautiful crowd outside we're going outside in a little bit. it is tuesday morning, we're so happy you are starting with us savannah is taking this week off for some much-needed r & r let's get right to your news at 8:00 we're going to begin with three things to watch in ukraine the red cross says the situation in the besieged city of mariupol is now extreme russian forces continue to bomb that city around the clock hundreds of thousands have been trapped inside for two weeks with little food or water. a convoy of a few hundred cars was able to evacuate yesterday meantime, in a defiant show of support, th

evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late night. we hope you're all doing well tonight. and now, let's get to the news house minority leader kevin mccarthy yesterday criticized russian president vladimir putin and said, "i think putin is evil. i think he is a dictator." added mccarthy, "that said, i'd obviously still vote for him in 2024." president biden signed an executive order yesterday on cryptocurrency the order specifies that it can no longer be your entire personality. "yo, you pimps talkin' crypto? according to newly released documents, former president trump refinanced trump tower last month and took out a $100 million loan it turns out the guy he usually asks for money is pretty busy right now. during a visit yesterday to the ukrainian cultural center in london, britain's prince william said that the ongoing russian invasion of ukraine makes him feel "useless. really you'd think british royalty would be used to that by now former trump white house senior adviser steven miller revealed in a new legal filin

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night.hope you're doing well, and now we're gonna get to the news. president biden said on friday that he is, quote, "convinced" that russian president vladimir putin has already made the decision to invade ukraine putin reportedly made the decision somewhere around his ninth birthday [ laughter ] he was a fun kid president biden held a meeting of the national security council yesterday to discuss the situation in ukraine, where they told him it's basically like washing down taco bell with an iced coffee. we know something's gonna happen we just don't know when and how bad. [ laughter ] it was announced yesterday that britain's queen elizabeth has tested positive for the coronavirus. wow, you couldn't wait just a few more weeks to hit the club [ laughter ] the national archives confirmed last week that former president trump improperly took classified material from the white house to his mar-a-lago club. also, all the copper wiring. [ laughter ] ahead of president biden's state of the union

cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyersight, leslie jones -- star of "home economics," actor, topher grace, author, brad meltzer featuring the 8g band with todd sucherman and now, seth myers. [ cheers and applause >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're all doing well tonight. and now, we're gonna get to the news according to a new poll, president biden's approval rating is 45%, which, if you've seen his past numbers, pretty much counts as beloved [ light laughter ] to the biden camp, this is like paul rudd numbers. [ laughter ] president biden held a 79-minute video conference yesterday with british prime minister boris johnson, french president emmanuel macron and german chancellor olaf scholz a discussion between four white guys about world affairs, or as it's more commonly known, a podcast. [ laughter ] president biden today, announced a ban on the importing of russian oil, natural gas and coal honestly, i'm surprised russia sends us any fuel, since they can't even get it to their tan

and a new sunday sitdown and a fingertip to the library seth meyers and his. >>> radar right now showing can see some light rain through the north coastal mountains and a little bit pushing in through san francisco. very light, though. just a couple hundredths of an inch. through the afternoon things are going to clear out, but we're going to continue to see clouds remain. temperatures are in the 50s right now and 40s to start. take a look at your hour-by-hour forecast. in snow, by 11:00 we'll be in the upper 50s. >>> ahead on "sunday today," our highs and lows of the week, including the breakout of marriage in ukraine. thousands tying the knot and spreading love during the russian invasion. some of them right on the front lines. but up next, two years ago to the week since the world was stopped in its tracks by covid, a look at what we've learned and how the next pandemic might be different. we're back in just 30 seconds. as a struggling actor, i need all the breaks that i can get. at liberty butchemel... cut. liberty mu... line? cut. liberty mutual customizes your car insurance so you

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