it was like the roast of jonah hill. >> dave: seth rogan is -- can be tubby himself, right? sure he got a few fat jokes, too. i didn't throw any their way. i stay away from that. >> dave: here's a joke. "if at any point james fully opens his eyes tonight there will be six more weeks of summer." (laughter) >> all right. this is my -- this is my on air look! nothing i can do about it. it's racist. (laughter) >> dave: who is the real james franco? he is an artist, he is a scholar, he's tough to pin down although i've heard many guys have been able to do it. (laughter) now what does that mean? >> what does that mean? i don't know! what does that mean? >> >> dave: i don't know, open your eyes and tell me. >> they're closed. i don't know what's going on. >> dave: we'll be right back with james franco, ladies and gentlemen. (applause),,,,

. >> i'm doing a movie with seth rogan called the interview and i play one of you and i love it.than having to answer the questions. >> should we do an interview here? >> yeah. >> how did you get into this. i started a long time. >> really. >> as a young girl in local news. >> is it hardwaring heels like that. >> oh my gosh, my feet hurt so bad. i have been inside and out all day long. >> how about guys, they don't have to wear heels. >> and they don't have to do their hair and make up in the morning because they wake up naturally gorgeous. >> for an hour? yeah. >> you look great. >> thank you. >> you look great. >> thank you for the interview. >> what do you use? >> so many different products. >> you can't say them? >> no, i can and then they'll send me free ones. >> the other thing i'd like to say if we have a minute -- >> yes, we do. >> i'll do more shameless self-promotion, my favorite movie i've done this year is spring breakers and you can't use certain language on here but there's a line from the movie, consider this -- >> i know what it is. >> so i want to put that out th

. >> i'm doing a movie with seth rogan called the interview and i play one of you and i love it.having to answer the questions. >> should we do an interview here? >> yeah. >> how did you get into this. i started a long time. >> really. >> as a young girl in local news. >> is it hardwaring heels like that. >> oh my gosh, my feet hurt so bad. i have been inside and out all day long. >> how about guys, they don't have to wear heels. >> and they don't have to do their hair and make up in the morning because they wake up naturally gorgeous. >> for an hour? yeah. >> you look great. >> thank you. >> you look great. >> thank you for the interview. >> what do you use? >> so many different products. >> you can't say them? >> no, i can and then they'll send me free ones. >> the other thing i'd like to say if we have a minute -- >> yes, we do. >> i'll do more shameless self-promotion, my favorite movie i've done this year is spring breakers and you can't use certain language on here but there's a line from the movie, consider this -- >> i know what it is. >> so i want to put that out there f