yes, seth. >> seth: yeah, people don't know that. but you are, you are a long time cobbler. [ light laughter ] >> yes, i am, seth. >> seth: your show -- i have done your show. it's fantastic. >> thank you, seth. >> seth: you refer to the audience as your co-hosts -- >> yes. >> seth: and i will say, it is a party. that atmosphere is a party. >> the building is walking. >> seth: and what do you call your fans? >> my "wendy watchers." >> seth: "wendy watchers." >> yeah. i don't have like monsters, beehive, or whatever. "wendy watchers." >> seth: "wendy watchers." and you also have some wendy-isms. and -- right? is that an accurate way to -- [ laughter ] why are you looking at them? why are you looking away from -- >> because i'm so used to looking at co-hosts. i'm sorry. >> seth: oh, that's okay. no, look, if you gotta play to the audience. >> it's dark in there though. i can't even see you all. >> seth: they're here. [ cheers and applause ] >> put some light on these people. like i'm sorry, i know, you know, every host has a different

laughter ] seth, you are forgiven. >> seth: fred. >> fred: yes, seth. >> seth: a little while back when we were both at snl, you asked me for help on a sketch. >> fred: oh, seth, i don't think it's your turn. >> seth: no, it's my turn. >> fred: didn't you just go? >> seth: no, you just went on a really long one. [ light laughter ] >> fred: i went on a really long >> seth: no. that's not what happened. [ laughter ] >> fred: i disagree. i just really disagree, man. >> seth: well, i'm sorry about this misunderstanding. >> fred: well, seth, you are forgiven. [ light laughter ] >> seth: oh, well, i feel like i didn't get one. >> fred: my turn. [ laughter ] seth. >> seth: yes, fred. >> fred: seth, i am really sorry for that time that i broke into your apartment and i trashed everything. stole your tv. >> seth: oh, fred, that wasn't me. >> fred: that wasn't you? >> seth: no, my apartment is fine. >> fred: oh, who did i do that to, then? [ light laughter ] >> seth: i don't know. >> fred: you're right. it wasn't you. it was angela lansbury. [ laughter ] >> seth: the woman from "murder she wrote?

, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers ] that's fantastic. in that case, let's get to the news. after reports surfaced that donald trump's transition team is in disarray, trump tweeted last night saying that he is the only one who knows the finalists but only you can pick the winners. text your vote in now, and tune at 8:00/7:00 central. who knows? the next secretary of state could be you. [ laughter ] one of donald trump's potential attorney generals is reportedly already working on a plan to make muslims register with the government. does anyone see a problem with that? or do you nazi? [ cheers and applause ] vice president joe bidnd vice president-elect mike pence had lunch together this afternoon, and just to piss him off, biden told the waiter it was their anniversary. [ laughter and applause ] according to a new poll, almost 60% of americans believe donald trump should compromise with democrats. like, instead of a wall at the mexican border, maybe a beaded

for it. >> seth: yeah. you guys actually only shot 20 minutes of movie. >> basically, it's all extended. [ laughter ] >> seth: now you -- obviously in the show you have an american accent. >> yes. my indian accent's my fake, i know. >> seth: but i heard you -- there's certain words that you had trouble with an american accent. >> words and phrases. >> seth: sure. >> so i've come to the conclusion that, you know, there are a lot of phrases in america which are meant to just confuse people who come from outside. so like one of my directors, so my director of photography and the action stunt guy, they're having a conversation. and they were like "no, we need to do this and she needs to do that." and the director comes in and she was like "listen, i don't have a dog in that fight. so whatever you guys want to do, let's shoot." so i was like, "wait, dogs -- [ light laughter ] "oh, two people -- oh, oh got it." >> seth: oh, i see. so you spent a lot of time just figuring out what people were talking about. >> lik

>> seth: there you go. >> there you go. [ applause ] >> seth: thank you so much for being here. >> seth: does it really? >> that's another tip for all you kids out there. >> seth: look at him. you're plugged in. you are plugged in to the youth vote. >> i am plugged in. thank you so much. yeah. >> seth: thanks for being here. christian slater, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> slater 2020! >> seth: "king cobra" in select theatres and available on demand. we'll be right back with priyanka chopra. [ cheers and applause ] ?? that gentleman got the last one. sir, you give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. can i keep the walnuts? sold. but i get to pick your movie. can i pick the genre? yes, but it has to be a comedy. a little cash back on the side. with the blue cash everyday card from american express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. throw. it's more than cash back. hershey's miniatures. we pour 'em! we pass 'em! we pick 'em! delicious fun for everyone. hershey's miniatures are mine, yours, our chocolate. augh as they swim out of the path

>> seth: good evening i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] so wonderful to hear. in that case let's get to the news. today was halloween and right on cue, hillary's private e-mail server came back from the dead. [ laughter ] that's right. today was halloween. the attic for next year. [ laughter ] there are just eight days left until the election. so if anyone's still thinking of running, now's the time. [ laughter ] just saying. [ cheers and applause ] after claiming the election is rigged, donald trump said at a rally last week that the country should, quote, "just cancel the election and give it to trump." and then on friday, fbi director james comey said, "okay." [ laughter ] according to a new poll almost 76% of people think the media wants hillary clinton to win the election, which is just crazy. think about it. if hillary wins, nobody's going to want to watch the news. e-mail hearings, droning speeches. but if trump wins, the news is going to be like an action

m o >> no, you know what, seth. >> seth: what? >> i have never sent or received an e-mail in my life. >> seth: what? how? by the way, in this day and age, that's the smartest [ bleep ] thing you could do. >> thank you. >> seth: yeah. >> thank you. >> seth: where, where everyone is so smart, as to not have e-mails. >> what the falation? so why -- how do people get in touch with you? >> i mean, they call people around me and then people around me tell me who called. >> seth: okay, gotcha. >> and if you're really important to me then you know my >> seth: who's really important? who is somebody that has the cell number? >> my mom and dad. [ light laughter ] >> seth: okay, that's nice. >> our son. >> seth: okay, that's a good one. >> i only have 63 people. >> seth: in your phone? >> in my phone. >> seth: that's really, that's a great number. >> thank you. >> seth: does anyone ever drop out? or like, do you ever -- >> yeah, oh no, i edit constantly. >> seth: really? >> are you serious? >> seth: what's your dream number? if you have 63 n

>> seth: oh, i can't even imagine. >> yeah. but -- >> seth: but you're all okay? >> i, you know -- does frisbee -- does she, you know, anything on the street. >> yeah. >> seth: but frisbee won't go to the bathroom outside. >> what do you mean? >> seth: well, frisbee is house trained because she's so little. >> what the hell do you mean? you mean -- >> seth: frisbee, like, goes to the bath -- you put a -- >> like a cat? >> seth: yeah. >> like a -- like -- >> seth: well, like, we put a pad in the bathtub, and she jumps in the bathtub and uses that. [ audience ohs ] and then she jumps out. >> well, don't invite me over for the weekend. [ laughter and applause ] wow. >> seth: she won't do it if you're in the bathtub. [ laughter ] >> wow, that is -- >> the reason she -- she doesn't want to go outside -- >> seth: no, you take her outside, but i think because she's so cold, like, she doesn't want to go -- >> does she not have a have a coat, a winter coat? >> seth: she has a coat, but i -- like, if you're a wearing a -- >> the show is doing well, you could get her -- [ la

yeah. >> seth: you've been there. >> i've been there. >> seth: yeah. >> with twins. >> seth: yeah, there you go. >> and wait till he starts drawing all over everything. our kids, who also have an artistic streak, thought that decorated. like all the antiques -- >> seth: true artists. >> all the furniture, the walls. all the outlets were too plain. everything needed to be colored in. and i hated it at first and now it's like, you know, they're going to be eight-years-old and now i look at it, it's perfect. [ laughter ] you know what, they were right. all this stuff did need to be colored in. [ laughter ] >> seth: so, your show "the librarians," as we can see from the clip, there is a lot of special effects in this show. >> a lot of special effects. >> seth: is this one of those you're supposed to be looking at? >> we have no idea. we need them to describe absolutely everything to us. we watch the finished result along with everybody else just to surprise -- we have to be told exactly what it is we're looking at. like is it a spark or an explosion? how far does it go? where is it traveling

>> seth: wendy. >> oh, seth! >> seth: oh, i'm so happy to have your light, here in our studio tonight. >> oh, thank you. >> seth: it's great to have you. and you're such a busy person, and yet you made time for us. >> well, seth, thank you for the invite. when you call i come running. >> seth: thank you so much. >> through the traffic. >> seth: through the traffic. [ light laughter ] we've had, we've received complaints from "new york city traffic controls." >> the traffic is crazy. >> seth: so, uh -- >> and i'm black, but i showed up on time. [ laughter ] >> seth: oh, thank you so much. and thank you so much for that. >> go us! >> seth: so, i want to ask you about this. 'cause, well, obviously we know you're a talk show host. we know you're an author. you have a new fashion line. that's very exciting. >> yeah on hsn. >> seth: okay. >> a little something it's called the wendy -- >> seth: you seem like you're underplaying it. >> well, i mean, you know, it's doing very well. >> seth: that's great. what kind of stuf

banana. >> bini. >> seth: elephant. >> hensent. >> seth: dinner. >> dinwars. >> seth: yeah, yeah. and so alexi has voiced her concern about this, to you. >> yeah well she -- like, we all -- you all call me posh. >> seth: yeah. >> and like alexi slipped at one point and called me posh. and that was sort of the first dipping her toe in the water. >> seth: she didn't want to call you posh. >> not at all. >> seth: yeah. >> and she also has said to us, like, oh, dinwars is ready. and it's a slip, but we just use these words so often. >> seth: we juse wear people down. >> because we're not going to change. >> seth: yeah. >> no. >> seth: as we mentioned, our nicknames, hurry, yarry, poshy, soofie. ashe, you've been saying ashe is a tricky name to make a nickname. >> yeah, because it's like your names are one syllable but you can make them longer but can't really -- i can't figure out what to put on ashe. >> seth: yeah, ashey just is not as much fun. >> ashey, no, it's not good. >> seth: but you actually, years ago came up with what you wanted to call the first grandson. >> poncho. >> set

>> seth: that is fantastic. >> cheers. >> seth: cheers. >> seth: taste great. very refreshing. >> so next thing is we're going to make something that goes on the cheese plate. >> seth: okay, great. >> which is spiced pecans. how are you with a whisk? >> seth: i'm very good with a whisk. >> you are? okay, choose your weapon. >> seth: this is my whisk. so what's in there now? >> one egg white. >> seth: one egg white. that's fantastic. >> want to whisk that up? and while you're whisking that -- [ laughter ] he does it so well in a suit. >> seth: well, i just like -- i can look a lot of different -- i don't have to look right at it. >> okay, i'm going to put in brown sugar. >> seth: brown sugar, that's what i'm talking about. >> you're doing an excellent job. >> seth: thank you. i know. >> little vanilla. >> seth: little vanilla. >> okay. and lots of spices. we have cinnamon. >> seth: cinnamon. >> we're going to get this all over us. i know. >> seth: i know. oh, no, i'm never going to get it on you. >> little ginger. >> seth: okay. >> it's rea

take a shot. >> seth: okay, move forward. >> to you, seth. >> seth: alright, to you. why are we doing margarita? >> seth: why? >> it's a national security issue. >> seth: oh we are? >> yes. >> seth: margaritas are a national security issue, why? >> yes, because it seems americans we are all separated one from each other. >> seth: that's true. >> and margarita is one thing that can bring america together again. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: here we go. >> so what do you do? >> seth: what do you do? what are you starting with? >> mezcal. >> seth: mezcal and is it trueez that you make this -- >> are you making fun of my accent? >> seth: no. >> i don't have an accent. >> seth: no, you don't. >> yeah. >> seth: i have an accent. >> if you don't have one, i have one. >> so wait do you make your own, mezcal. >> i help make one called iberico in guajaca with a guy called ron cooper. we got an iberico leg, this big from spain. >> seth: they way you are saying this sounds like it's really shady. >> shady! and we put under the mezcal iberico leg. the mezcal. the iberico began

the seth meyers show, baby. >> seth: there you go, perfect. [ laughter ] >> come on. >> seth: congratulations on this film. >> thank you. >> seth: you mentioned luke was on last night, so i was talking to him about it. this is based on a true story of this conscientious objector who then saved -- 75 was it, lives? >> amazing. when i read the story, i never heard of it. had you? >> seth: i had not. i think the thing that was most powerful to me was, the war is terrible -- i'm stating, you know, understating it. but in most cases or a lot of cases, people really digress, you know, to survive. but this guy consistently, not just in the moment, would go out unarmed to help people and to bring them back to safety. and would do it even for people that was not on the same team, for the enemy. he just, you know, saw people in that. so it's really an incredible story. i was just so moved when i read thsc someone out there that was like this. and you know, they actually had to kind of tone down some of the achievements he did, because it's just too remarkable, the harm's way and the things that he did.

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. let's get to the news. the chicago cubs won the world series last night against the cleveland indians. it's so great, because if the oh, [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause ] [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] following the chicago cubs victory in game 7 of the world series last night, hillary clinton tweeted a message of support saying, quote, "way to make history, cubs." while donald trump tweeted, "polls show i won world series. crooked cubs belong in jail." [ laughter and applause ] so the indians lost last night. while other minorities will find out if they lost on tuesday. [ laughter and applause ] authorities are investigating why an official fbi twitter account, that have been dormant for over a year, suddenly posted several tweets praising donald trump. oh, you don't know why? [ laughter and applause ] donald trump will reportedly hold a small gathering on election night instead of a large ce

>> seth: who? >> a dead ringer. [ laughter and applause ] a dead ringer. >> seth: you got a type. >> i do. >> seth: so in the end it was -- >> well, he was swarthy and greek. i don't know what happened to him. [ light laughter ] >> i don't have my phone on me. i don't exactly have a beard. like, i haven't shaved since last thursday. so, i don't know. >> seth: there you go. well it all worked out, i think. 'cause, i mean, you could have ended up with him. he looks the same but then you wouldn't have poshy and i. >> that's right. it all worked out perfect. >> seth: all right, we'll be right back with more " target's black friday 30% off apparel doorbuster! you guys look amazing! good thing i wore my formal frosting tonight! get 30% off apparel starting tonight 6pm at target. you gwho convinced you to follow your dreams with one cross country road trip? the greatest gift for someone who gave you these moments is to give those moments back. dewar's the most awarded blended scotch in history. this year

to seth meyers -- i'm going seth meyers tonight. >> seth: because i will say -- [ cheers and applausel set. >> well, guess what? checkmate. >> seth: and congratulations to you on the cubs! >> thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: lifelong cub fan. >> yes! >> seth: where did you watch? >> i was maybe going to go to the game -- >> seth: yeah. >> but as i said, i have a commitment to the seth meyers show. [ laughter ] in new york city. >> seth: i would have understood. i would have -- >> no, no. there's no understanding. a promise is a promise. >> seth: if they ever go another 108 years, you can skip me. >> there might have been a "good morning america" commitment that was tied to this as well. >> seth: okay, gotcha. >> but either way, the point is, i'm here. but i watched it -- so, i watched it here in new york city with mel gibson, the director. luke bracy, who was on your show -- >> seth: yep, fantastic young actor. >> a charming, dazzling, young australian. that's right. and some of the other team that was there. so we watched the game and it was exciting. did you find

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is -- good to hear. in that case let's get to the news. butterball turkey has set up it's annual thanksgiving hotline, where customers can call and ask for help. said one caller, "uh, how do you run a country?" [ laughter ] president obama pardoned two turkeys for thanksgiving today. "thanks, man", said the turkeys. [ light laughter ] donald trump yesterday formally offered ben carson the position time trump has ever tried to get a black person in to housing. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the macy's thanksgiving day parade balloons were inflated this afternoon. said one macy's employee. [ breathing heavy ] [ light laughter ] "can i go home now?" [ laughter ] that's right, tomorrow is the macy's thanksgiving day parade, and if there's one thing that can cheer hillary up right now, it's balloons. [ laughter and applause ] one of tomorrow's -- thanksgiving nfl games will feature the redskins t

>> no. >> seth: no?se there was, there was the newspaper strike on at the time. >> seth: uh-huh. >> and the only newspaper that reviewed us was a german newspaper. >> seth: and they didn't like it? >> i don't know. [ laughter ] i'm just assuming from my knowledge of german, that they raved about it. >> seth: did you -- >> the german people went nuts. >> seth: did you, working with nathan lane, did you have any sense of the kind of talent he had at that age? >> yeah. >> seth: oh, you did. >> very much, yeah. and i used to go see him after that, do stand-up and his act around town. >> seth: and john slattery is in the play as well. >> yeah. >> seth: and do you and slattery have history? >> uh, just a little bit. we did a radio play about ten years ago, in dumbo brooklyn. the coen brothers, wrote my part of it. >> seth: and the coen brothers, you have a, i think a lot of us know you, from those films. you have a long history -- >> i have a storied history with them. >> seth: you have a storied history. how

>> seth: yeah. >> same thing. >> seth: yeah. right, people shouldn't stand up in the back and say richard nixon never robbed banks. >> exactly, how do you feel about ruining the good name of richard nixon? >> seth: yeah. also not in the bible. interesting fact, richard nixon >> seth: so you have a lot of the original cast and then some new people. we saw christina hendricks in that clip. and then kathy bates plays your mother in the film. >> plays my mom, yes. >> seth: and i think we find out a lot about why you've turned into a bad person because she is a horrifying person. >> absolutely. >> seth: maybe worse than you. >> oh absolutely. no question about it. i mean, that's the thing about the new movie. this one pushed the raunchy stuff a little further. i mean it's not, there's not more profanity in this one. it's just we're more descriptive about things and also in terms of the emotion you actually find out why willy is the way he is. how he got the way he is and that kind of thing. at the end of the day he's an abused, negle

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight out there? news. according to a new poll, 75% of americans were surprised when donald trump was elected president. here's a photo of two of them. [ light laughter ] do you believe this? no. during an interview yesterday donald trump told his supporters not to harass latinos and muslims. "uh-oh," said black people. that's right. donald trump told supporters last night not to harass latinos and muslims saying, quote, "i will say right to the cameras, stop it," and then he winked so hard his wig unsnapped. [ laughter and applause ] according to the new york times donald trump wants to continue holding large rallies after he and deeper into the woods. i am going to go a little farther. despite promising to repeal obama care donald trump says this weekend that he will likely keep some of laws the most popular features. how about the obama part? that's pretty popular. if i liked my president, can i keep my president? [ cheers ] is that po

[ chee a seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? well, that is wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president obama and donald trump met at the white house today. where they discussed foreign and domestic policy. you know, things like which one is which. that's right, donald trump visited president obama in the white house today which got trump really excited to do his favorite thing, evict a black family from their home. [ laughter and applause ] during today's white house meeting, donald trump said he obama replied, "yeah, sure, my number is 555 --" [ laughter ] and that's it. newt gingrich said in an interview yesterday that would he like to serve as chief planner for donald trump's administration. but first, before starting his new job, though, he must finish up his contract at the keebler tree. bernie sanders told reporters yesterday that he is prepared to work with donald trump. but then he warned trump, "i keep the office hot and i don't clean up my pistachios." [ light lau

. >> seth: hi. >> hey. hey. hey. hey, seth, thank you for letting me come out tonight. >> seth: of course, any time, amber. >> i have a special message to all of the white hillary supporters who are feeling disappointed in their fellow americans today. >> seth: sorry. amber, sorry, "join the fun," what do you mean? >> yeah, that feeling you're feeling, right now. black people have been feeling this way forever! join the fun! woo! [ light laughter ] right now you're wondering how you're going to get along with all your friends who voted for trump. this is how black people feel all the time. join the fun! [ light laughter ] s when i said you could come out here, you told me you had a message of hope. >> and i do. i hope that fool doesn't get us all killed. woo! [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: amber, amber, amber. that -- that -- i'm sorry -- that isn't hopeful, that's sad. i mean, do you have any good news? >> yeah. >> seth: okay, good. >> it only gets worse! woo! from now on, every time you look of the pe

[ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. the rockefeller center christmas tree arrived over the weekend, but not before making a brief stop outside trump tower. [ laughter ] donald trump is reportedly asked children, though i don't know why. if ivanka and donald jr. want to know if aliens are real, they could just turn around. that's right, donald trump wants top secret security clearance for his children. even the top secret one. [ audience oohs ] according to reports three buildings in new york will drop the trump brand name after a petition demanded it be removed, because it is insulting. but to save money they're just going to rearrange the letters. [ applause ] an anagram. that is fun with anagrams. ivanka trump is facing criticism for using her appearance on 60 minutes this weekend, to promote a $10,000 bracelet from her fashion line. meanwhile melania was sporting a dazzling 24 carat