wink. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is that actually from "50 shades of grey"? >> no, no. rom my fan fiction. "50 shades of kamal grey." available exclusively by e-mail. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exclusively by e-mail. thank you so much, guys. the roots, everybody. [ cheers ] good luck. best of luck. here is some news out of china. the chinese government just passed a new law that requires 30% of their tv shows to be educational. as opposed to america, where 30% of tv shows are required to be hosted by ryan seacrest. [ applause ] "i'm ryan seacrest and this is 'late night with jimmy fallon.'" [ laughter ] our pal bethenny frankel on her talk show this week was talking about relationships, and a man in the audience actually proposed to his girlfriend on the air. and up on stage, they had a so-called relationship expert. and his reaction to the proposal was kind of weird. check it out. >> so i lied to you about something. we're not here to talk about your business. [ cheers ] >> oh, my god. >> say no. please say no, please say no. no. no. >> jimmy: please say no? how could you s

because i'm a mom what do you make of those the group book i was actually really excited by the shades of grey trilogy because it is allowing women to kind of embrace their sexuality and i am all for that i think women should have all the same. like gusto sexually as land in a movie would make one to hope it's not ruined it's very violent isn't well if it i haven't read it glorify as s. and m. which i i think all women should experience one time or another in that line you enjoy well i mean one thing o'brien i'm all i was your first experience of breaking into this business well wow i started with penthouse. then i saw then i went to hustler i went to i mean i started doing the magazine circuit and then i was approached posing nude yeah i always wanted to be a show girl in las vegas because my mother was a lead dancer at the follies pleasure and in las vegas and i wanted to be just like her but you know ended up stripping. and of course father how did you get into the the adult business it's kind of a snowball effect you know once you start doing magazines you start getting approached by a lot

stephen: you're not sure how kathryn gets pregnant. "50 shades of grey" sold a ton. not more lights on, wild style? for a manly man why not sexy time. >> well, speaking as a manly man. i think, you know the time he was writing -- [laughing] >> the time he was writing it was just, he did push boundaries for what was acceptable in a work of fiction in terms of taboos. they were fairly strong. he had to edit out a lot of language. i think he used more four letter words in the original draft. a lot of that was taken out. >> stephen: why, why if you want to write something so emotionally spare why do a novel. why not manuals for ikea furniture. put peg b in slot a. which is probably sexier than -- [laughing] >> stephen: -- he wrote in here. why do you think? why do you think he went from journalism to novels. journalism is dry. don't we want gooey gushy in the novel? >> to the ex tent of the gushy stuff it's the detriment to the book. what makes this book so magnificent to me are the war passages. you mentioned in the introduction hemingway experienced severe trauma in wa

the first official poster for the "50 shades of grey" movie. with the caption, mr. meets christian and things heat up a bit. the movie is filming in canada and hit theaters on valentine's day next year. you got a little to wait. that's the teaser. we're giving you a year to prepare. >>> and oprah turns the big 6-0 this week. she's been getting the party started early with a spin class at soul cycle in west hollywood. the tvl mogul hit the fiks with her girlfriends before posting a celebratory video on instagram. >> i just had the best birthday experience ever at soul cycle. ride, baby, ride! >> of course, no cardio party is complete without a post-workout snack. but it appears actress busy phillips was late to the party, tweeting this photo, saying, appare apparently i missed oprah by about five minutes. my heart is broken, but there are macaroons. she hit the good part. >> i like to spin too. it was fun. >> it's not what i think of as a birthday celebration. but there is a bit of a york out high. >> they bring a cupcake after you finish. the 45 minute spin session.

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shade of gray. >> guest: not "50 shades of grey". >>. >> we are inclusive the tes incidentally i commend to you the funniest review of 50 shades of gray he said i exited with the help of pharmaceuticals and it turns out that women don't want a really hot mckee dive with it amazing body in a billion dollars. [laughter] >> so simple. [laughter] we are not complicated subject i am a member of generation x myself. >> host: i commend your courage. >> referendum of mine did college said by the time people are a journey from office anything we do will look okay. >> because i used to think of bill clinton as the prototypical politician dead ballot is the mayor of toronto. [laughter] he has the answer. >> it is political perfect and i think where was he when the obamacare web site needed him? just tell them i was drunk and smoking crack. >> says explanation is that he was so drunk he did not know. [laughter] >> but that brings up an interesting point we will use up all the politics we have three baby boomer president's so far. we may not be done by it bill clinton to urge to be but a share barack obama and

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>> it is 50 shades of grey. distribution,ial like those that you can buy online.o to feel it deals were you do not distribute, but you can see an ad that goes right to the product page. just not distribute the so there is a lot of nuance. >> so amazon can say we're not really a direct retailer, we are just a platform, and here is the one or two degree of separation that you might need for your brand. >> there is a scary underbelly to all of this. they have a no engagement policy type inzon, but if you their mascara, they will have ku's on amazon. amazon has said we are a marketplace, and if you do not want to pay to play, let the chaos reign. >> there has to be some sensitivity as well, but i know the reason that you're willing to pay $35 for mascara is ostsuse the handbag c $10,000. >> they are showing up to say do you want protection for your brand? if the answer is yes, you need to pay us one way or the other. when l'oreal starts to advertise on amazon, the product gets cleaned up and the discounting goes away. play, thenot want to marketplace takes over and it

how 50"fifty shades of grey" helped them save their home. >>> robert kennedy, one of them was our own>> cbs announcer jim nantz is one of the most familiar faces in sports. he's hosted everything from the super bowl to the masters but there's a siem of jim most fans don't know about. jeff glor is with us. good morning. >> norah, happy new year. it's not what you might guess. he'll keep broadcasting but he's also found another job and a new home. >> hello friends. >> welcome fans. >> for 30 years he has delivered some of broadcast's most memorable lines. i've been in people's living rooms for more than half my life with a blue blazer on. i think people think i sleep in a blue blazer go out to din never a cbs blazer. that's my life and i'm so proud of my life but this truly is my life right here. >> here is northern california where jim nantz has found his second calling, making wine. >> it wouldn't seem there are many similarities between the jobs, are there? >> think there are some. i think i go into the booth, i have to have my research down. i want to be able to be there to tell the

. >> from behind the scenes at the grammies to "50 shades of grey" sneak peek, we have all the gossip stack. >> we love our timmy. >> i love you guys. >> how are you? >> good, how are you? >> the grammys, big deal. they had an impromptu sort of -- not impromptu but a big wedding that popped up a big gay fandango. that's what i'm calling it. but they played macklemore and ryan lewis, the song "same love", which is this beautiful love about acceptance and accepting gay people and basically queen latifah came out. i guess she's ordained now as a minister and she married 33 couples, weren't all gay, gay and straight couples, men and ladies, but it was just beautiful, and then madonna came out and sang "open your heart" and dressed like the sheriff of gay town. look at her. she looks like -- >> best little whorehouse in texas. >> what you doing here, partner? >> madonna, grills and the whole thing. >> and with her son on the red carpet. i love her, but madonna coming out with a cane made me really sad. a dark moment. >> don't remind people of your age. >> an interesting moment when album o

the first official poster for the "50 shades of grey" movie.ings heat up a bit. the movie is filming in canada and hit theaters on valentine's day next year. that's the teaser. we're giving you a year to prepare. >>> and oprah turns the big 6-0 this week. and getting started early with a spin class at soul cycle in hollywood. she hit the bikes before posting a celebratory video on instagram. >> the best birthday experience ever at soul cycle. ride, baby, ride. >> of course, no cardio party is complete without a post-workout snack. but busy phillips was late to the party. saying i missed oprah by five minutes. my heart is broken, but there are ma a roons. she hit the good part. >> i like to spin too. it was fun. >> there's a little bit of a workout. >> they bring a cupcake after you finish. >> you're undoing all the work you do. >> clearly that's my problem. focusing on the cupcake. >>> and back together again, the stars of full house are back for a super bowl appearance. and a "gma" exclusive look. check it out. >> right here. >> uncle jesse. >

barry's got a book coming out in a couple of months, and he has got the funniest review of "50 shades of grey." he actually read it. he said, i did without help of pharmaceuticals. [laughter] and he said it turns out that -- it tells you what women want. and it turns out that women don't want a really hot looking guy with an amazing body. no, that's not what they want at all. they want a hot looking guy with an amazing body and a billion dollars. [laughter] >> so simple. >> three little things, you know? [laughter] >> we're very uncomplicated. [laughter] >> hi, i'm a member of general x myself -- gen-x myself. >> i commend your courage for coming into this -- [laughter] >> i remember a friend of mine in college who was politically involved say by the time people our age are running for office, we will have gone through the baby boom, so anything we do is going to look okay. >> it is. [laughter] because you're not going to be, i mean, you know, i think of -- i used to think of bill clinton as being, you know, just the absolute prototypical baby boom politician. but now it's rob ford, really, m

the truth, that kind from talk radio and conservatives more than liberals who tend to be "50 shades of greyrant. on the talk radio side there is almost no liberal talk radio. virtually all conservative, about 90%. liberals don't find it as appealing. the other part is demographic. among all liberals in the united states, a very large chunk are african-american or hispanic and there's the -- they have their own media universe and many prefer the ethnic media rather than what you hear on talk radio or on msnbc and fox. >> liberals are also much less distrustful of the mainstream conventional media. that's another factor. sort of historically we've seen that. but there's less aversion to "the new york times" or "the washington post" or a major network on the liberal side so they're consuming a broader array of media generally speaking. >> sort of an addiction here, something that can be done to break this addiction to outrage? >> i think the addiction is an addiction on the part of the producers who are gaining a lot of profits from this. >> oh, you know, we love to blame the producers. >> i t

over the summer, 50 shades of grey. >> some ladies are excited about that. >> one of the other moviesis film called noah about noah's arch. it stars russell crow and anthony hopkins. everybody is going to go see it. that's one of the buzzes in march, april. >> don't you have amazing spiderman 2. >> yes. another sequel. the first one did well. we'll see. probably going to be big. >> 2013 was good. we had justin timberlake, taylor swift. what's the records you're looking at? >> january 14th, the bosses 18th album will drop. jay-z and kanye will go back into collaboration. it's the second version of their collaboration together. that debuted at number one i. was also critically acclaimed. we have stevie wonder. let's see if he can bring back the charm. >> we have classics there. you can't beat that. >> exactly. >> let's talk celebrity weddings. now we don't have any dates set for brangelina. >> they have been saying for years they're not going to get married until gay people can get married. i don't know if they need publicity or money -- >> that's so cynical, josh. >> i know, i'm sure i

one of my favorite to look for this year is dakota johnson, we're so intrigued with "50 shades of greyuch. we appreciate it. happy new year one against. >>> lara, shall we? >> yes, let's do it. >> we shall return. >> today is a day of keeping up with resolutions. the odds against most of us is less than 10% that we'll actually do it. so, we call in the expert, david zinczenko. >> his new book offering simple tweaks you can make to your daily life to make 2014 great. people finally resolve to get it all right. >> and to your point, 92% fail, that ends now, right now. >> right snow. >> starting right now. so, here's a really good way to beat the winter blues, when you're going out to eat, here at outback is the blooming onion. it has a lot of fat. the problem is, these shot glasses are filled with vegetable oils. it has a lot of fat. when you're at outback, lot of food issues tie into moods. you want to use this as a way to beat the winter blues, get fish, get the tuna, it's only a few hundred calories and you're going to feel bet a little ahi tune ya. >>> so now, what we got here, we're

. >> are these "fifty shades of grey"? what was their show called? >> "rush hour renegades." >> rihanna. >> one for dave. >> that's why i hold my -- >> very nice try, john stamos. what was michelle's favorite bedtime song that -- >> i love rihanna. >> "teddy bear." "teddy bear." >> i don't know. >> led zeppelin. >> "my generation." no, is dave coulier right? >> "teddy bear." >> it's "teddy bear." >> two for dave. >> coulier. >> watch "fallon" tonight if you want to see "teddy bear." >> okay. how could you tell young mary-kate and ashley apart? >> their eyes were different. >> sharpie marks on the side of the face. >> they were numbered. they were numbered. >> i guess. i don't remember. >> what is the real answer, dave coulier? >> their eyes were different. [ buzzer ] >> i still can't tell. >> it's a freckle. >> ah. >> i'm sorry. >> they really do look different. that's the truth. >> it's nice that they considered writing on their phrases. >> does this bring a cow to the set? >> sometimes. >> which girl once moved into the b

we are trying to topple "50 shades of grey." out america. >> you're not -- you're not downloading a report. you're downloading a picture of american life and incredible stories of women who really put human face on these numbers which will help everybody understand it more and maybe articulate is better and get involved in some way that they can. check out on special edition, by the way, of all in tonight at 8:00 p.m. maria will be co-hosting with chris hayes, taking a critical look at the changing face in the poverty of america. i love that. >> you know i'm getting an anchor job for the night! >> i'm watching. >> wow! >> wow! >> i'll dvr you have a heartbeat. >> you have to watch later. >> i love that. neera tanden, thank you. come back. >>> will swift traces the 53-year marriage between pat and dick nixon. >>> up next, former defense secretary bob gates talks about his controversial new book and his response to the criticism that followed. "morning joe" will be right back. when i first started shopping for a hybrid... i didn't

many people think of submission in a perverted sense in a "50 shades of grey" way or oppressive way orusband does for me. in the bible, when it calls for women to respect their husbands and to submit or to subject them as the leaders of the family, it also calls for husbands to love their wives as they love themselves. there is none of us that doesn't love ourselves. we clothe ourselves and feed ourselves every day. our husbands are to love our wives. love their wives in that sense. our relationship is a wonderful relationship where the goal is just to honor god. we're partners in our marriage. it is not in the context that people are making this out to be that is weird or perverted. >> when do you decide -- do you share it all the time? when you mention strength under control. how do you manifest that? do you pick your battles so to speak in. >> i do. listening to this my husband would gave and say are you kidding me? my wife doesn't have an opinion? she has an opinion every single second. i do not live in a dictatorship. my husband doesn't tell me what to do. that is not a marriage.

. >> i was on the "fifty shades of grey" set, the movie comes out a year from now in february of 2015i think, everybody's going to be pleased. this is the poster that universal is putting out, by the way. >> okay. >> the official poster already out. >> and you say jamie, shall we say fills out the role nicely. >> yeah, he is christian grey. he is as you would expect. there's a reason they call him the golden torso. they do. >> that's a great nickname. the golden torso. >> although i don't think he wants to be known for that. he's got great acting chops. >> you had fun? >> we did. had fun with the whole cast. >> it's good to have you back. there's a lot going on, the state of the union address was last night. among other things, the president talked about income inequality. something we've heard a lot from this white house and talked a lot about what to do about it. he announced plans also for a series of executive actions like raising the minimum wage for new federal contract workers. that's one subset of the economy he says with the stroke of a pen, he can do that. he also pushed law