. >> dicky: shailene woodley. and music from lenka. >> jimmy: i hope donald trump puts a wig onclclclclclclclclcld u >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- robert pattinson. from abc family's "secret life," shailene woodley. and music from lenka. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, if the coast is clear, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you, cleto. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. i'm looking around the room right now and i'm wondering who's ready to turbo charge their metabolism. i want to wish a happen by birthday, one of our audience members who has subtly worn a sash and tiara, saying that it's her birthday. you know who you share a birthday with today? adolf hitler. it's your birthday pal. [ laughter ] that is true. hey, "american idol" was on tonight. as i suspected it would be. tonight, their theme, they have a theme every week. tonight's theme was songs

shailene woodley is with us. the way from australia, with music from this, her second album called "two." lenka from the bud light stage. she's very good. tomorrow night, christoph waltz will be here. and we'll have music from phanta-gram. join us tomorrow, too. you know our first guest from the 30 or 40 posters in each of your bedrooms. he's a vampire -- sometimes, but not now -- you can see him star alongside reese witherspoon and christoph waltz in the new movie "water for elephants." it opens in theaters this friday. please say hello to robert pattinson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there are people crying. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, all right. this is -- this is pretty crazy. i really -- >> whoa. i'm overwhelmed. i'm bewildered now. such an ego trip, i love that. >> jimmy: do you really? >> i want to come in again. >> jimmy: do like that, really? i would think you'd be, like, scared and tired of it and it would start, you would go deaf. >> there's really good reverb in this room. like

tomorrow, robert pattinson, shailene woodley and we'll have music from lenka. so, join us for that.t guest tonight is champion wrestler turned champion actor. he's going back to wrestle mania next year and you can see him go bald head to head with vin diesel in "fast five" in theaters april 29th. please say hello to dwayne johnson. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: how are you? >> how are you doing? >> jimmy: you look very sharp. >> thank you, my friend. >> jimmy: why are you going back into wrestling? >> hold on, jimmy. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i feel like we just finally reached the time where we don't have to say the rock with your name anymore and now you decided to go right back. >> then i go right back into being the rock. why? because i love it. i'm passionate about that business. i was so fortunate and blessed to be able to accomplish everything i accomplished in that business. last big match i had was with brock lesnar. i wanted to give something special to the fans. and that would be putting on the gettest wrestle mania of all time. >> jim