some people go years, but me seven days no shampoo, yikes. ♪ shampooing, you do it every day, every other are laying off the lather forever. >> a lot of people have gotten concerned about some of the ingredients in traditional shampoos, the preservatives, the parabins. >> reporter: whether it's the desire to avoid chemicals in shampoo, to save money or just have healthier hair, the no-poo movement is gaining momentum. >> when you don't shampoo, you do go through that initial phase where you produce a lot of extra oil and then it slows down usually around 30 days. >> reporter: this woman, who surprised the experts on the show "the doctors," has gone five years. >> there's no redness, no sign of irritation. i think it's kind of something i might even want to try. >> reporter: i do love a good shampoo, but my assignment, go a week without washing and see what happens. day one, i washed my hair this morning, feeling pretty good. but i am a little nervous. this is right around the time when i would get my hair did and these roots, they could end up looking kind of oily by the end of the week.

about shampoo and it's apparent lack of usefulness. not able to broadcast this portion of the show. but due to technical issues, we were also unable to edit it. in summary, seth believes the shampoo lobby, is involved in a conspiracy to dry out the scalps of americans. he claimed this conspiracy went all the way to the top, enlisted several people not near the top. such as steven baldwin, the king of belgium and jared from subway. [ laughter ] in total, seth used the word hitler four times, once as a verb. [ laughter and applause ] during the speech, one network executive said, "i quit." while another quietly and with honor took his own life. the show lost at least four sponsors, including, for some reason, arby's. [ laughter ] the tirade, culminating in seth stating, "if you're going to spend money on shampoo, you might as well eat a goat." no one, not even fred, knew what he meant by this. [ laughter and applause ] nbc would like to remind viewers that seth's opinions about shampoo are his own. though to be fair, they barely qualify

we gotta shampoo the rug before they come over tonight. shampoo the rug?! linda, i'm not even gonna shampoo myself. well, when they pass out from your smell, i want them to land on a clean rug. okay? come on, get up. let's go. i'm tired. i drove the kids all their crap. i'd like to sit down for a little while. well, me too. come on! ow! why do you always do this? every time we have people over, we spend all day making the fake house. it's not fake. it's the way the house should be all the time. but it isn't, so actually it's like lying, right?

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. >> they gave us shampoo and deodorant and her deodorant had been used because it's got the brown stuff>> i'm walking outside. >> soon the new inmates will be escorted to a dormitory where they each will be assigned a bunk and a locker. >> this dorm is divided into four quads. so we can house 136 in here. we have had as many as 160. crowded, especially if it's hot. uncomfortable. a little tenser than normal. >> i do not like this place. this is my first experience, and i wished it was my last. >> you don't have none of the luxuries whatsoever. what little bit you do have, it's a little more costly than it is on the streets. you have to borrow from people you never met before and try to make friends, if you can find a true friend in here. >> women fight over the smallest things. small words can make just anyone mad and they can explode. >> we buy food on the canteen. we can't eat if the water not working. we can't eat if the hot water don't work. >> i have two children at home that need me more than this place needs me. and i don't never want to come back. never, ever. and i'm pregnant.

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you know something when you have shampoo and as you get down halfway through the shampoo bottle or a quarter or three quarters you put water in there to try to stretch it out now the u.s. dollar has been all reserve currency for decades but it is losing its efficacy to cleanse the world's global banking system through the money laundering. job so they keep adding more kind of quantitative easing or other accounting tricks to try to keep it going but it's being hollowed out isn't it it's not really fit for purpose . to nation state its present and future the two posters of the current international order or the right to self-determination and the sanctity of sovereign borders though they're not always in sync and there are many examples kosovo in crimea come to mind who has the right to their own state. dramas that can't be ignored. stories of those who refused to notice. food since changing the world. come to picture of today's. own designs from around the globe. brokenly. happy friday folks i'm happy martin and this is breaking the set so earlier this week and i'm rusted out at even

it wants corn flakes and sham o shampoo. maybe some steel, machinery. but it doesn't want the stock it favored for the last couple years when the economy was week. holy cow, who would have thought the sweet embrace of growth would become in seven short weeks the ultimate kiss of death? let's do something new. let's take a video question. >> caller: booyah, jim, i'm from penn state university, i wanted to give a shoutout to my sister brianna and my question today is ariel pharmaceuticals. i'd like to know where you see the company going, if you see a buyout happening and what price range you can see the buyout happening? >> booyah, and brianna, a worthy shoutout to brianna. however not a worthy stock. the reason i they is because just like i mention there are some stocks that are speck or revenues. this one happens to be at the lower end of the spec cancer quadrant. ef-cell gene doing a magnificent job and the stock is being hammered. you can't go down the food chain -- and i like penn state, everybody knows that, too, we did the show there -- that was a

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it's in shampoos. it's in makeup, skin care, it's in cold cuts. have to make sure that the cold cuts you buy don't have gluten in it as well. dried soups. the whole point is to look for things that are gluten-free, to know where your glutens are hidden to avoid those foods and find substitutes for it. you can eat -- >> yes. >> i see you eat very well. you eat great food. >> i look like i do. >> i just want to offer a beacon of hope to people because a lot of people say, i don't know what to eat anymore. and it takes a little bit of sleuthing. now with the internet, it's so easy. i'll type in what i want to eat and backslash gluten-free. and all those websites come up and all these tweets and everything come up about that particular product. and if you still have a question, there's always telephone numbers to call and ask the company directly because they're always changing their formulas of food. >> i'm glad i asked you. you became my bible on gluten. >> oh, thank you. >> thank you for staying and doing this. >> it was my pleasure. >> i think it'

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anything that bothers you, whether it's a soap, shampoo, any irritants you've got to stay away. >> but those are all temporary fixes. you can put on all the court zone cream in the world. eventually your skin might rebound. >> jamie, you're absolutely right because sometimes this is a hereditary problem, genetics plays a role. sometimes these kids have asthma, hay fever and eczema. >> don't ignore it. thank you, doctors. >>> well, beer and barbecue already go hand in hand. with summer on the way some studies have found that grilled meats can sometimes contain some cancer-causing substances, but doctors now say that marinating your meat in beer not only will make it taste good but be a lot safer to eat, dr. samadi, why would marinating my meat in beer prevent cancer? >> this sounds a little funny and there's some humor with this but it's also a very, very serious topic. we've spoken about the fact that you should take a lot of veggies, fruits and vegetables and that's good for colon cancer, et cetera. we also have talked about the fact that barbecued beef, whenever you grill and barbecu

don't like shampoo and as you get down halfway through the shampoo bottle or a quarter three quarters you put water in there to try to stretch it out now the u.s. dollar has been all reserve currency for decades but it is losing its efficacy to cleanse the world's global banking system through the money laundering or shampoo job so they keep adding more kind of quantitative easing or other accounting tricks to kind of keep it going but it's being hollowed out is that it's not really fit for purpose. it was a relief very hard to take. the long. view that her back with that her right there looking. at. her. curiously. cut a bit of. the u.s. is gearing up for one of its biggest military operations in afghanistan the full withdrawal of its troops transporting tens of thousands of soldiers and all that machinery and equipment is a mammoth task he's making lopez explains the diplomatic effort will be just as demanding. this is quite frankly in historical terms the berlin airlift in reverse nothing has been done this complex by the military since world war two it has been described as the bi

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he has been cutting air, shampooing, shaving for 60 years, he's only 66. >> this is my best--this isy work, my job, my life. >> he fills his barbershop with a lifetime of memories and momentos. some are ancient. >> does it work? >> some a mere half century old. and there's one memory he cherishes most. >> this was used on john pal the ii. >> johnny cut his hair and shaved him, and then year later he was john paul ii. >> is pope john paul iia saint? >> yes, yes, he was one even before becoming a pope. >> reporter: but to become a roman catholic saint they must perform miracles. johnny said that a miracle was performed on him. when he was 62 he herniated a disk. his life's work watt as risk. doctors said he needed surgery. but in the hospital johnny said he saw a photo in john paul in black and white. he said the photo spoke to him and a few days later he was miraculously cured. >> when i went to the hospital i could barely walk. i looked like an old man. but after five days i checked out and i was running. >> the vatican never confirmed johnny's recovery as a miracle, but in some info

get down halfway through the shampoo bottle or a quarter or three quarters you put water in there to try to stretch it out now the u.s. dollar has been world reserve currency for decades but it is losing its efficacy to cleanse the world's global banking system through the money laundering or shampoo job so they keep adding more kind of quantitative easing or other accounting tricks to kind of keep it going but it's being hollowed out isn't it it's not really fit for purpose. well at the moment it's an exorbitant privilege as charles de gaulle's government called it that it's an exorbitant privilege to be able to print money and just get goods and services from around the world sent to you pretty much for free so that on that one hand in the real world in the real economy and with real g.d.p. and real global trade it could and up hurting the u.s. however there is another angle to this story where you smith that naked capitalism dot com she looks at the same data about the central banks around the world the forty of them at that we know of at least stocking up on un and she disagrees

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get shampoo and eat. >> this is ma thanegi, a famous and very controversial figure in public life. >>burma? >> myanmar, because that's the original name since the 13th century. >> ma thanegi, like u thiha saw, has also spent time in prison. emerging after three years, they became to the minds of many an apologist to the regime. fairly or not -- to others. >> you know, it's only after the military went away, you know, that things happen, especially with the state like -- >> but her many well-known books on the culinary traditions of myanmar, make her a compelling advocate for burmese cuisine. >> you're very passionate about the cooking and cuisines. >> just because i like to eat. i eat like a pig. >> this is yangon's feel restaurant. >> i think the best of our food, i'm going to order a lot of salads. it's good to be like sort of a tasting thing. >> pig head salad with kaffir lime leaves. long beans salad. with sesame and fish sauce. penny leaf salad, even this salad of indian-style samosa. no first court or second course? >> no. >> if i'm invited to a friend's house, the table would b

. >> we have common household items, shampoo bottles, containers.ies of lighters here. much of what we find are every day consumer items. we also find a fair amount of fishing gear. >> people think these objects -- i saw one the other night saying what happens when you flush the toilet it goes to a waste facility first. are these people just dumping these in the ocean on purpose? >> roughly 80% of the trash that we found out in the jiers come from land-based sources. another 20% come from the maritime industry from fishing boats and cruise ships. really, the ultimate source here is it is a design flaw. the plastic pollution we find in the oceans was found without a recovery in mind. there are solutions. there are design solutions, solutions with more public awareness and policy change. >> you mean for the actual material itself? so that it decomposes? >> exactly. designing objects that are completely recycleable and recoverable. >> we found these. >> what are they? >> these are handles from disposable umbrellas in japan. we find disposable lighters.

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there's one particular commercial that you might remember -- herbal essences shampoo had this seriesose. oh! yes! oh! tropical fruit! oh! [ laughter ] the show, obviously, is hugely, hugely popular. you are not the most popular character on the show, though. wow. well, people not only dislike my character, but they -- they seem to dislike me for playing the character. great. terrific. it's -- the twitter is -- is -- it's -- the twitter's an amazing thing, really. it's a great way to get insulted by a thousand people at once. it really is. fans of "scandal" are... nuts! they're nuts. ...exceptionally crazy, aren't they? they're nuts. yeah. a woman with pink slippers on, snoopy pajamas, a halter top, and curlers in her hair, comes from the back, like i don't see her. i'm like, "is this lady..." and she's like, "oh, my god! oh, my god!" [ laughter and applause ] "do y'all know who this is? do y'all know who this is? you don't even know who you're sitting with!" there you go! [ cheers and applause ] how do you stop? how do you stop it? we're spending a lot of time together lately. if the

shampooing. shaving for 60 years, and he is only 66. >> this is my destiny. my work, my job, my -- my life. >> reporter: he fills his barbara shop with a lifetime of memories and mementos. >> over 100 years old. >> yes. >> reporter: some are ancient. does it work? oh. some a mere half century old. and there's one memory he cherishes most. >> these, yes. >> reporter: they are the ones used on john paul ii. >> yes. >> back then johnny cut his hair and shaved him. and about a month later he became john paul ii. is he a saint? >> translator: yes, even before coming pope. johnny say asmir call was performed on him. when he was 62 he herniated a disk, his life's work was suddenly at risk. in the hospital johnny says he saw a photo of john paul like this one. he says the photo spoke to him and a few days later he was miraculously cured. >> translator: when i went to the hospital i could barely walk. i looked like an old man, but after five days i checked out and i was running. >> reporter: the vatican never con virmed the recovery as a miracle, but in some informer

he has been cutting hair, shampooing, shaving for 60 years, and he is only 66. >> this is my destiny,s is my -- my work, my job, my -- my life. >> reporter: he fills his barbara shop with a lifetime of memories and mementos. some are ancient. >> does it work? oh. hum. some a mere half century old. and there's one memory he cherishes most. >> with this shot -- [ inaudible ]. >> reporter: these are the ones used on john paul ii. >> yes. >> reporter: johnny cut his hair and shaved him and about a month later he became john paul ii. >> reporter: is he a saint? >> yes, definitely. >> reporter: to become a roman catholic saint a person must perform miracles. johnny says a miracle was performed on him. when he was 62 he herniated a disk, his life's work was suddenly at risk. in the hospital he saw a photo of john paul like this one, he said the photo spoke to him and a few days later he was miraculously cured. >> translator: when i went to the hoipt could barely walk, but after five days i checked out and i was running. >> reporter: the vatican never confirmed johnny's recovery as a miracle,

>> well, we have baby shampoo. closed, obviously, very gentle, the pollen adheres to eyelashes and eyelids. so gently apply it with your eyes closed, wash it away. >> wow. >> and we also have some nice baby wipes here, foaming cleansers. i actually recommended to do eye wipes. this is great if you're on the go, if you're traveling. the wipes help get rid of the pollen and irritation that causes eye allergies. that's one of the most important symptoms. 70% of people who have seasonal allergies can't wear their contact lenses because they're really disabled in terms of those horrible symptoms, the itchy, watery eyes. that makes you feel not looking your best. we also know that according to a recent study, love life can be impacted by the way you look and your appearance. so really it's quality of life. >> very interesting. you said the sunglasses as well that helps protect your eyes. but a lot of people also think honey around this time of the year, specifically local honey is a trick to curing your allergies. is tha

we have worked with that brand to make multiple new sku's, shampoo, conditioner.: you have all names, laura mercier. benefit, high end. she's cute, she said i'm high-low, too. i buy revlon silver city pink lipstick and buy others, too. >> for you you might not have used a benefit cosmetic product even though it's a large company. it's fun to discover things that are available in manhattan in a boutique or barney's. liz: now opening a brick-and-mortar store in soho. do you expect this to replicate throughout the united states. >> who knows? early days for us. birchbox is appealing to women who were not excited about beauty before. they were dabbling and ran out when it's time to replace mascara. they are not excited about the existing options for beauty. we've taken what's fun about what we do and translating it into a store, we think the majority of women would love to see a different way to shop. liz: call us when you ipo, we know you're going public. >> we'll call. liz: katia beauchamp, the co-founder and co-ceo of birchbox, good to see you, thank you so much. >

. >> in my window i have shampoo bottles and conditioner and lotion bottles all lined up in order becauseust something i was diagnosed with called ocd and i got to have everything in a particular order or color. lining all that up like that does help me cope. it helps me feel organized. i don't like to feel out of organized or anything like that. >> watts and england could face the death penalty if found guilty of their murder charges. while they both pled not guilty in court, watts says they did it. >> we weren't talking or conversating or anything. we were just like we were hunting. you know, like just, you know, looking for the next victim. looking for that next person. five black people and we shot them all down killing three of them and two of them survived. after that we didn't talk or anything about it. we just went straight home. we didn't even talk about it when we got home. i'm flabbergasted when i think about it. i can't believe i done this. i wake up every day in the cell, same cell. why did i do this? how could i to this? >> coming up -- >> i think it's because of the baby. b

. >> race intensifies everything like a shampoo effect. whatever you would see there as normal, whether it might be a regular candidate if that person is female, if that person is gay, if that person is a person of color, we can attribute it to something else. i like to think of it as remember the jamaicaen bobsledding team. there was this speck tor that they were all black and doing something that was in this cold, winter sport and, oh, social security that interesting. no one is saying it's all about race. the entire coverage of that was entirely about the fact that those athletes were all black. >> the other thing that was interesting this week is you had nancy pelosi raise the issue with race. and we saw a little bit of a backlash on that. but at the same time, it strikes me that the republican party really has talked itself into a corner in terms of the rhetoric and so not surprising this is where we are. >> that's exactly it. you hit it on the head when you said it was about the othering. the real problem is that republicans believe

that's a good one if you're in l.a. [ laughter ] switch out their shampoo with soup. [ laughter ] thiss good for kids. this is a cute one. replace, take all the breakfast cereal out of the box, replace it with golf balls. [ laughter ] paint their toe s.nails while they're sleeping, then post the pictures on their facebook page. [ laughter ] send a middle of the night text to their boss that says "you up, dummy?" [ laughter ] replace all the money in their wallet with ham. sliced ham. [ laughter ] sign your grandma up for tinder. [ laughter ] and sign your grandpa up for grinder. [ laughter ] and if you do, share the joy by getting video of that and uploading it to youtube with the title "hey jimmy kimmel, happy april fool's." that way we can find your video and we can play some of our favorites on the show tomorrow. and of course our lawyers ask me to ask you not to harm anyone or damage any property while conducting this social experiment. meanwhile, i'm planning to crazy glue him to the toilet tomorrow after lunch. [ laughter ] if you happen to get it on video, upload it to video wit

by now all you know that's not a shampoo, it's a stock death sentence, one that's rarely commuted.f all, the insiders are thinking, all right, all right, if facebook shot the lights out with the best growth it's ever been and if gilead could have the strongest drug launch in history and neither of them went higher, how about my little softwares service provider for the coffee room? water cooler software. how about a biotech lab that doesn't have anything that can be inflicted on mice yet. when people call in about speculative stocks right now and they want my blessing, i don't know what to say. gilead and facebook are executing expertly. these were good quarters. they earned money! but not enough? i don't even know. facebook ordered a ton. meanwhile, proctor & gamble and mcdonald's, they blew their quarters and they're even down. when service now delivers plus 60% in revenue growth, something that would've gapped it up 10 points three months ago, yet instead it rallies a dollar. even as every analyst reiterates and then the stock retreats even further. today after we had the ceo on

rid of the clothes that have the pollen on them when you come in, and also recommended that people shampooir when you come back inside. because you will get the pollen from the hair and put it on the bed pillow, and breathing in all night what you had in the hair. and the last thing ask your doctor for an anti-histamine. and i tell the patients that there are certain ones that i like, and i take it at night so they are not drowsy in the day. remember, i'm a pediatrician, and if you have seasonal allergies, and you are a kid, you walk n and i know it. they mouth breathe and dark circles under their eyes and the allergic salute, and kids do that. >> oh. >> and although, a lot of the adults do the allergic salute, too. >> i was going to say, i think that i have dope it, too. >> and i know that i don't have to tell you either, because i hope that you have hand sanitizer handy, doctor. >> i fist bump and don't shake hands, because poop and boogers are my business. >> well, doctor, if i ever sprout out a child, we will stop by to visit you. thank you, doctor the, and it is a great pleasure. >> b

especially in colombia where it's the national shampoo. [ laughter ] >> i like, you have never used itular commercial where i say "i'm seth meyers and i've never used it." so if you want hair that doesn't look like this. >> it smells delicious. >> seth: it does smell delicious. >> apple. >> seth: is it apple? >> apple. >> seth: it come in flavors now? >> yeah. not flavors. smells. >> seth: you said -- you said delicious. that implies flavor. >> that's my perfume. >> seth: oh, is it really? is it your personal perfume? >> sofia. >> seth: do you have your own perfume line? >> it's coming out in may. >> seth: oh my goodness. >> delicious. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: that's great. >> i can give you other things to smell too. >> seth: no, no. two smells. that's the limit of every guest on this show. two smells. you get two. you had hair and now you're done. >> that's my perfume. i launch my perfume tomorrow night, like at midnight, on hsn so i'm very excited. this was the break that i wanted to do this in a long time. >> seth: got you. >> and we worked for like a year finding like the

you don't like it when you have shampoo and as you get down halfway through the shampoo bottle or a quarter three quarters you put water in there to try to stretch it out now the u.s. dollar has been all reserve currency for decades but it is losing its efficacy to cleanse the world's global banking system through the money laundering. job so they keep adding more kind of quantitative easing or other accounting tricks to try to keep it going but it's being hollowed out is that it's not really fit for purpose. essentially those major leaps and bounds of the nine hundred sixty s. have been replaced by baby steps i mean something like doing experiments on the facts of gravity on line is sure it's important but it is not a fixed time killer as. the amount of walking on the moon that's true so maybe you would like us to have a first walk on the moon again every week which again is impossible you need to remember be a better student of history by apollo twelve people were bored with the novel walking home if you have a race the trouble with the race is as soon as you cross the finish line the rac

. >> we're looking at pictures where you can see bottles of shampoo coming off the store shelves. part of the country where many people have felt earthquakes before. they know how to get out of a building and evacuate. tell me about the aftershocks and how rough those have been is. >> reporter: there were aftershocks and preshocks as well. seems like there's been a lot of seismic activity in northern chile recently. a lot of scientists have said it's been kind of a build up to this earthquake. so whether we'll -- the aftershocks will continue and more tremors and perhaps another strong earthquake several down, we really don't know. >> martin, thank you so much for joining us. the tsunami warning has been lifted, but they're in the beginning stages to see how much damage has been done. >>> now to the search for malaysia airlines flight 370. lots of eyes everywhere. all scouring the indian ocean just trying to find that missing jetd liner. it has been gone for 26 days. time now running short to find the black boxes before those pingers simply stop. malaysia's prime minister set to a

l'oreal presents volume filler shampoo.real advanced haircare. the science behind extraordinary hair. and you're worth it. >>> get out that toolbox, time to fix all the pesky problems around the house when we ask lou. >> "today" contributor and host of the syndicated show "house smarts," lou manfredini, we adore him. he has all the answers to the house repair questions that you submitted. how are you, lou? >> i'm well. >> from jerry cox, he says we're considering the following choices for redoing our concrete pool deck, which has some thin cracks in it. paint the pool deck with acrylic paint, pavers on sand on top of the present deck, whatever that means, layer of thin concrete and paint it. >> okay. >> what should -- >> are you with me? >> what should jerry do? >> i'm with you. >> these are pavers, cambridge pavers, these are segmental pavers that go over top of what they have. you set it in sand, a bag of sand down below and now you create this very new surface that will look beautiful. what i love about the segmental pav

. >> sí, pelito fino, color espray que se va con el shampoo y una mujer linda y suave. >> tenemos a otrasvoy a cortar. >> pero mí me dices es que el típico spitch que das. >> me sentí mal, pero lo tomé como experiencia de vida. >> sí, es que es lo negativo y mis cosas personales. >> pero te pones a la defensiva, necesito que me digas . >;> me sentí horrible, lloré, no soy una buena persona, no le he hecho daño a ninguna. >> pero tenías como una conexioin. >> fuerte. >> sí, me imagino que te sentiste traicionada y si una persona que te quiere, tienes más poder de otra. >> sí, me sentí desilusionada, pues eso de decir, chicas están equivocadas. >> yo quiero vivir el presente, y futuro. >> vamos a conversar lo que pasó en la casa de nuestra belleza latina. >> mi opinión sobre eso es que no quiero hablar del pasado, ya pasó. >> tú eras amiga de ella y ella como amiga necesita, es parte de la belleza, ¿por qué hiciste eso? pues es parte del ser humano. >> no, hoy voy a obviar el tema, no quiero hablar de eso. >> ok. >> para mí es una personalidad definida. >> lo que le dije a alina es que no v

he's been cutting hair, shampooing, shaving for 60 years and he's only 66. >> this is my best, my work, my job, my life. >> he fills his barbershop with a lifetime of memories and mementos. some are ancient. >> does it work? oh! >> some a mere half century old. >> i could get used to this. >> there's one memory he cherishes most. >> used on john powell ii. >> yes, johnny cut his hair and shaved him. a month later, he became john paul ii. >> is john powell ii a saint? >> yes, he's definitely a saint. he was one even before becoming the pope. >> to become a roman click saint, a person must perform miracles. johnny says a miracle was performed on him. when he was 62, he help 80ed a disk. his life's work was at risk. doctors said he needed surgery. in the hospital, johnny said he saw a photo of john paul in black and white like this one that he took. he says the photo spoke to him and just a few days later, he was miraculously cured. >> when i went to the hospital, i could barely walk. i looked like an old man, but after five days, i checked out and i was running. >> the vatican never conf

the world's #1 shampoo. and these little angels build in strength. time to surprise our fan of the week. >> drum roll. we are going to spin the globe as we do and the winner is her name is pamela hill who watches us on wmc tv channel 5. there she is. >> we're so excited. i like her already. before we tell you what you've won, we'll tell everybody why you were chosen. pamela has been a loyal fan since we started. over the years she combined her love of our show with her love of baking. >> every morning she pours herself a mimosa, changes in her kathie lee and hoda apron and bakes away. that's a happy woman. she says she feels like she has two of her best girlfriends in the kitchen with her. she made a kathie lee and hoda inspired cake that she took to a family potluck. that's so attractive. and apparently it was a huge hit. >> pamela, we love your cake. >> thank you, sweetheart. how are you today? >> i am wonderful. i am so blessed to be here with you ladies. >> so are we. >> we're going to test your fandom reality with us with a trivia question. >> o

here's a shampoo bottle that was once a plastic bottle they've melted down and converted that into ang caught with a jail house weapon is a serious offense. which is why gang members take extreme measures to hide them. >> what we have here is the first one looks like a wire shank. basically they've recovered that off a vent. these two are both shoe shanks. there is a metal support in different types of shoes, basically all shoes. they take them out and file them to a point, also to one end and use them as either a stabbing device or what have you. >> unfortunately, for the inmates, the osj unit can't prevent all acts of violence inside the jail. times they get there too late. >> we've had similar situations where we found the inmate after the whole thing was over and he was dead. here's a photo of an individual that wasn't so fortunate as to be saved in time. >> for inmates who do commit murders and assaults, there is the high power floor. high power is a section for high security inmates only. it's a jail within a jail. deputies assigned to this floor are hand picked due to their ex