i'm shaq. >> jimmy: there you go. there's "i'm shaq." [ cheers and applause ] shaq called it."hey, jimmy, i love that famous announcing guy who says, "'let's get ready to rumble.'" do you think you could have him on the show? of course. he's great. his name is michael buffer and whenever he says his catchphrase, he calls it buffering. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yeah. so here now to demonstrate buffering, please welcome the one and only michael buffer, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ whenever you are ready, michael. >> ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to r -- [ laughter and applause ] -- umble! >> jimmy: there you go! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ michael buffering! good to see you, buddy. michael buffer right there! michael buffering! [ cheers and applause ] michael buffering. oh, gosh. that's the best. oh, man. >> steve: where else do you see that? >> jimmy: where else? "i'm shaq." [ light laughter ] this is from liz holmes. "hi, jimmy. i love electronic music. i also love when al roker says, 'here's what's happening in your neck of the woods.' any chance you c

[ applause ] you know, the last time shaq was here, i surprised him.he lakers let me tell him on the air, that they were putting a statue of him up at the staples center. at first he didn't believe me. he thought it was a prank. i have a credibility problem. but that's the statue. this is also to get shaq off the couch when he fouls asleep watching tv. it's nine feet towall, it weigh 1,200 pounds, actual size and weight. [ laughter ] shaq was all over the news for saying the earth is flat. if he's wrong, he'll jump up and down a few times and make it flat. but on capitol hill today, one of the most dramatic episodes of the celebrity president yet, republicans in the house were forced to postpone their vote today because they cannot agree on what the plan should be. unfortunately, trump's budget for education cut funding for drawing boards, so there's no board for them to draw on. [ laughter and applause ] there was a major blow to the president who badly needs a win right now, but he was able to let off some steam today, literally. he had a meeting wit

this is also to get shaq off the couch when he fouls asleep watching tv.nine feet towall, it weigh 1,200 pounds, actual size and weight. [ laughter ] shaq was all over the news for saying the earth is flat. if he's wrong, he'll jump up and down a few times and make it flat. but on capitol hill today, one of the most dramatic episodes of the celebrity president yet, republicans in the house were forced to postpone their vote today because they cannot agree on what the plan should be. unfortunately, trump's budget for education cut funding for drawing boards, so there's no board for them to draw on. [ laughter and applause ] there was a major blow to the president who badly needs a win right now, but he was able to let off some steam today, literally. he had a meeting with some truckers today. the guy told him to honk if he's horny, and he's like, melania doesn't even live in my house anymore, so -- [ cheers and applause ] because the president went all out for this bill, but hard-line republicans hated it because it offered too many benefits. moderate repub

shaq loves taylor swift. ♪ shaq it off shaq it off ♪ baylor wins. gonzaga versus west virginia.ounds like one of those words that pops up when batman punches a dude. bam! kapow. gonzaga. gonzaga wins. xavier verse arizona. x-ray, love it. xylophone, love it. x-mas, love it. x words is the best words. xavier wins. [ light laughter ] >> kansas versus purdue. perdue chicken. i love chicken nuggets. it's the only way i could eat a a dinosaur. sorry dinosaurs. it's shaq's turn. purdue wins. oregon verse michigan. oregon trail. caught the wagon, you died of dysentery. oregon wins. [ light laughter ] north carolina verse butler. i love butlers. mr. belvedere. geoffrey from "fresh prince." michael caine. jeeves. "ask jeeves." here's a question for jeeves, who's going to win? butler. [ light laughter ] ucla versus kentucky. ucla, that's too many letters. that's like half the alphabet. you can't just name your college gboplzt, that's messed up. kentucky wins. [ light laughter ] let's skip to the end. louisiana state wins. that's where i went to school. i'm shaq. >> jimmy: there you go. [

quack quack quack, shaq shaq shaq. quaquille o'neal. oregon wins. south carolina gamecocks. gamecocks? gamecocks? are you kidding me? you can't have 40,000 people screaming gamecocks. there's kids watching at home. inexcusable. gonzaga wins. [ laughter ] oregon ducks versus gonzaga bulldogs. ducks versus bulldogs. ducks are good. i like scrooge mcduck. mountain of coins. but bulldogs are cuter. look a this bulldog. look at that bulldog. bulldog on a skateboard. that's adorable. look here's another bulldog. and another bulldog. bulldog, bulldog, bulldog, bullshaq. i can't stop looking at bulldogs. [ laughter ] sorry, oregon, you're ore-gone. [ applause ] gonzaga wins. i'm shaq. >> jimmy: there you go. [ cheers and applause ] shaq's the best. guys, this made me laugh here. i read the contestants on a a reality show in scotland spent a year in the woods then to come out to learn the show was canceled back in august. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: they just forgot. >> jimmy: oh my goodness, yeah. i know how they feel, too. my parents did that to me

lebron james passing shaq for seven place, king james with tw26 points. the cavs are now trailing the celtics for the top seed in the eastern conference. a little over two weeks left in the season. check out shaq's reaction when he found out lebron passed him on the all-time scoring list. great acting job by shaq because i doubt he was really that mad about it. >>> this is part awesome, part terrifying, a giant swarm of bees made an appearance during the rockies game. everyone had to hit the deck. it looked like a bank robbery taking place on the field. eventually the bes gathered on the radio mic and the game was able to end peacefully, have you ever seen that before? everyone hitting the deck waiting for a giant swarm of bees to stop by. >> is that what you do? stop, drop and -- drop? i would be running around doing this. the rockies, not a good look. >> we needed that so much today. thank you, andy. >> former national security adviser michael flynn wants immunity, his attorney saying he has a story to tell. more on that next. >>> when you are given imm

[ cheers and applause ] >> hello, my name is shaquille o'neal, but you can call me shaq, shaq-fu or shaqi was born, i weighed 94 pounds. my mommy is a bronto saur us and my daddy is a school bus. i sometimes live in a bean stalk. i use google earth to take a selfie. well, i gotta go eat a food truck. >> thank you, blessed. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: be careful. all right, we're going to take a break. when we come back, we'll talk about tonight's "bachelor" extravaganza. so stick around. we'll be right back with that. liberty mutual stood with me when i was too busy with the kids to get a repair estimate. liberty did what? yeah, with liberty mutual all i needed to do to get an estimate was snap a photo of the damage and voila! voila! (sigh) i wish my insurance company had that... wait! hold it... hold it boys... there's supposed to be three of you... where's your brother? where's your brother? hey, where's charlie? charlie?! you can leave worry behind when liberty stands with you. liberty stands with you™ liberty mutual insurance thewhere the thrill,rformance power and precision wi

so i'm ready to -- shaq. >> steve: shaq. >> jimmy: shaquille o'neal. monday night. get ready.to go down. >> steve: gosh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: set your tivos. >> steve: yeah, he's going to do "love shack." >> jimmy: yeah. oh, he might. but first, guys, we have a a fantastic show tonight. we love it when she is on the show. the wonderful katie holmes is here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she's the best. plus from the hbo series "girls." andrew rannells is stopping by as well. [ cheers and applause ] later in the show, katie, andrew and i are playing "pup quiz." it's very -- it's gonna be fun. stick around for that. [ cheers and applause ] we have great music from the grammy award winning zac brown band. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hey! come on. >> jimmy: these guys know how to do it. if you've never seen these guys live -- well, you will tonight, but they're unbelievable. they just know how to do it. my buddy went to go see them. he's like -- he didn't even know. he's like, "i know a couple songs." but they offered my friend tickets. and he'

[ cheers and applause ] >> hello, my name is shaquille o'neal, but you can call me shaq, shaq-fu or shaqsel. when i was born, i weighed 94 pounds. my mommy is a bronto saur us and my daddy is a i sometimes live in a bean stalk. i use google earth to take a selfie. well, i gotta go eat a food truck. >> thank you, blessed. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: be careful. all right, we're going to take a break. when we come back, we'll talk about tonight's "bachelor" extravaganza. so stick around. we'll be right back with that. liberty mutual stood with me when i was too busy with the kids to get a repair estimate. liberty did what? yeah, with liberty mutual all i needed to do to get an estimate was snap a photo of the damage and voila! voila! (sigh) i wish my insurance company had that... wait! hold it... hold it boys... there's supposed to be three of you... brother? hey, where's charlie? charlie?! you can leave worry behind when liberty stands with you. liberty stands with you™ liberty mutual insurance thewhere the thrill,rformance power and precision will last. but the offers

that's shaq. hey that's me. this is shaq. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look at the waterfall. this. i read that air pollution from china, india and other asian countries have apparently drifted across the pacific ocean and is creating smog in the u.s. when he heard that, trump said, "we're going to build a giant fan and blow it right back at them." [ laughter and applause ] now guys, this is going viral. a youth basketball coach thought his own player was about to shoot at the wrong basket. i think he may have overreacted just a little bit. take a look at this. >> no! dude! no! no! no! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: then he was like, "who wants pizza?" [ light laughter ] where was that guy when they were handing out the oscars envelope? >> steve: no, no, no! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well you guys, it's the end of another crazy week and since there's too much to talk, about instead of giving you a full week in review, we put together a little montage that just focuses on the key words used this week. time for another installment of, "this week in word

. >> thanks for joining us, shaq is on jimmy kimmel live >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmeltonight, shaquille o'neal. from "legion," noah hawley. and music from mondo cozmo. and now, heads up, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, thank you very much. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we have a big and tall show for you tonight. maybe you felt the ground shaking tonight. that's because the great and powerful shaquille o'neal is with us. [ cheers and applause ] the genie from kazam is here to grant us three wishes. i wis

. >> thanks for joining us, shaq is on jimmy kimmel live >>> time for an all-new show with great viral videos, "right this minute"! >> this dude's name -- is dude. >> he's a bulldog with a big problem. >> a little too much skin. >> see the story behind the eye-opening surgery. >> so weird. >> look at that. >>> peru floodwaters take everything in their path. >> but this guy is pretty lucky. you see his great escape and a house that didn't. >>> a teacher thinks her students will be part of the school program. >> instead, this happened. >>> find out what that guy with a puppy is really doing here. >> this wasn't the lesson at all. >>> and two dads with a trap beat. ♪ >> how they're going megaviral, rapping about minivans and kids. >> which is where i spend most of my weekend. >>> they get a lot of donations. this homeless dog they call dude -- >> his eyes roll in. you need some petting, don't you? >> he says that's not unusual for a bulldog to have a little too much skin around their eyes. so he's got to do surgery to open those eyes up. >> i thought it was an infection. >> i tried to ope

. >> asked about satellite imagery proving earth is round shaq responded could be made up, he is playing of elmo's -- >> -- different -- so -- >> julia is part of a new initiative to take away stigma from children who are autistic. >> on 0 minutes last night -- 60 minutes last night. >> 6 confirm on the east coast a school facing plash for creating a special prayer room some parents say is meant only for muslims is the school overstepping. >> hammer head a battle -- a shark creating a firestorm. ♪ ♪ ♪ so i went onto ancestry, soon learned that one of our ancestors we thought was italian was eastern european. this is my ancestor who i didn't know about. he looks a little bit like me, yes. ancestry has many paths to discovering your story. get started for free at ancestry.com bp engineered a fleet of 32 brand new ships with advanced technology, so we can make sure oil and gas get where they need to go safely. because safety is never being satisfied. and always working to be better. . . ♪ >> heather: time now for brew on this responses. a texas school under fire for creating a special praye

take a look at shaq and kobe here. i do not know which is which. look at that smile.n you have to do is send in your puppy pictures to #gmwpup py. he is looking like, hey, what about me? i know. keep sending them in, and we will keep putting them on. wanted to take a look at temperatures because this morning is freezing again. probably the last time we will start with freezing temperatures before november. this will be the final one in the sea -- in d.c. 30 in d.c. right now. 27 in winchester. manassas to culpeper already in the low 20's right now. a high today just shy of 50 degrees. yesterday, we were there. yesterday, we had so much wind. temperatures comparable but with less wind. 60's tomorrow. we will talk about rain chances tomorrow hour-by-hour. julie: on the rose right now, you will find your lanes are open. no accidents to report. wilson bridge, a couple vendor vendors we are keeping a close eye out for you. northbound along 210, reports of a crash after 228. pushing northbound on 210. southbound along kenilworth avenue, reports of a stalled vehicle tying up

. >> talking about shaq who surprised the family of a 5-year-old girl who has been in an atlanta hospitalvering from a horrific dog attack that killed her 6-year-old friend. >> o'neal took a personal interest in the little girl and her family. took them shopping to an atlanta furniture store and picked up the tab for some new furnishings. >> her grandmother says she's doing fine recovering after undergoing eight surgeries and she says that she's got her spirit back. >> that's very sweet. >>> next to the "beauty and the beast" already raking in the cash at the box office even before the first frame of video hits theater screens. >> our parent company disney made it. and it's a remake of the 1991 classic that has already sold out more than 1,000 shows prior to its opening according to fandango which says "beauty and the beast" now represents more than 90% of its advanced ticket sales. >> it all comes as a new spoof trailer is making the rounds on the internet showing us what "beauty and the beast" would look like if it all goes back to eddie murphy, if he was a character. >> and hey, baby,

shaq warner told me not to, the head of warner bros.. -- jack warner, the head of warner bros..as having lunch with him and he said that movies cannot be made every day, so tv cannot ever work. kitchen to in the think the cook for a nice dinner, and they were all watching a little tv. i knew right there and then tv was going to work. i think a few of you, if not most of you are journalists, but we need an infrastructure before we can truck service -- practice journalism. we needed to build one of the very first tv stations, and in order for us to be here. theof the journalists found infrastructure, and we wouldn't be nothing without that. i cannot thank you enough. i am not as negative as some people are. i think the president has a right to be a jerk, just like anybody else. [laughter] things --e can stay say things that are not thought out or sounding stupid, and that is his right of free speech. but you know what, i do not think you story one moment about the first amendment. donald trump or anybody else's not going to take that away. we need to keep doing what we are doing,

. >>> and shaq will be honored by the los angeles lakers today when the team unveils a statue outside photo of the 12-foot bronze statue yesterday. i don't know if that is big enough. >> he's the king. that's all we can say. i'm alex witt alongside ayman mohyeldin and louis burgdorf. next up is "morning joe,". have a good weekend, everybody. >>> this is a commitment he has to enact health care. this is a process that he's committed to and wants to see through because of the goal that he wants to achieve, which is making a more patient-centric health care system. >> at this point, is there acknowledgment there does need to be a plan b? >> no, plan a. >>

now, sara has a long road ahead but says this helped raise her spirits and shaq says he just wanted thele for her when she got home. >>> a mom in pennsylvania is the creative force behind this very special and very important new doll accessory a hijab. she's the mom of a five-year-old girl and first made one for her little girl's barbie. the woman on the left there says she has been harassed for wearing her head scarf and wanted her daughter to be proud of their culture and religion. her friend gisele the one in the black dress there got on board. they're hoping schools and nonmuslim parents get these doll hijabs to help spread awareness and acceptance for this generation. they call it hello hijab. proceeds from the doll sized head scarf go to charity a muslim seam stress in pittsburgh is mass producing them. they'll be available for six dollars a piece starting april 1st. pretty cool stuff. >>> how about this? a super unusual exhibit at the smithsonian that's making museum goers parked a bit. the lier shorn museum and scup they are garden encourages people to be part of the art and as

a 9d foot tall, 1,200-pound statue of shaq was unveiled on friday. he played for the l.a.lakers. >> that doesn't seem that tall >>> president trump says obamacare is going to soon, quote, explode. we'll take a look. is it really in trouble j. >>> plus google faces trouble with the advertisers and the content they're associated with. you're watching "cbs this morning: saturday." >>> welcome back to "cbs this morning: saturday." coming up this hour, are some of the biggest advertisers in the world accidentally tying themselves to future videos? we'll show you how a tech problem has become a business problem for google. >>> and then is yosemite park in peril. we'll uncover a new documentary on how climate change is changing the landscape of this national park. >>> with the health care plan being all but dead president trump is blaming democrats for the failure and predicting the eventual collapse of the affordable care acted or democrat health care and they have obamacare for a little while longer until it ceases to exist, which it will, at some point in the near future. >> s

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a 9d foot tall, 1,200-pound statue of shaq was unveiled on friday. he played for the l.a. lakers. >> that doesn't seem that tall. >> >>> president trump says obamacare is going to soon, quote, explode. we'll take a look. is it really in trouble j. >>> plus google faces trouble with the advertisers and the content they're associated with. we'll be right back. you're watching "cbs this morning: saturday." >>> the potisition just closed. geoza. oh, my goodness. oh, my goodness. >> early morning madness in ncaa tournament. the foreman nails an overtime buzzer beater to give the gators an 84-83 win over wisconsin if the last sweet 16 game of the night. it's florida's fifth trip to the elite eight in the last seven years. >> still ahead, domino's domination. while some restaurant chains are struggling, their sales are hotter than a fresh pie and some are attributing that to a well promoted change that apparently wujts just a gimmick. >>> a well beloved comedy gets a beloved sequel kind of. why they -- look at the reason why they reunited. you're watching "cbs this morning: satur