uh, shaving lotion. i shave a lot when i travel so i brought some lotion with me. that's perfectly natural. everybody shaves. well, men, that is, and i'm a man. and so there's really nothing to be suspicious about. and if i was you, i'd just forget the whole thing. well, barney, have a nice trip. i'll see you when you get back. this cousin of mine-- say, he lives way over... just go. ou-know-what. get rid of what? oh, the pick...! bye, aunt bee! i'm leaving on my trip to my cousin's house...! what's up, officer? i do something wrong? i wasn't speeding. oh, no. i see by your license plates that you're from oregon. that's right. portland. on your way back there now, are you? as a matter of fact, i am. uh-huh. what's the trouble? oh, no trouble at all. like you said, you wasn't speeding. as a matter of fact you was handling your car so perfect that you qualify for our safe driving award. safe driving award? that's right. and here she is. mayberry says thanks and happy motoring. have a nice trip now barney, you never told us a thing about your trip. what trip? oh, oh. t