yeah, she passedyeah, she passed out because she smacked her face on something that felt like concretema and a concussion. although i still might visit that brothel. you know, for research. topic number three, recently heartwarming footage surfaced of a young man and a gorilla bombing over his cell phone at the zoo illustrating the close bond between mankind and her closest simulated relatives. look for that this position. the gorilla peers into the cellular world of his new homo sapiens friend. zero, my gosh. it was tender. now i've got a keeper. that is a winner. swipe right. she is hot. could it be? our other closest relative. thank you for swiping back. topic number four, it is so hard getting decent sushi and washington dc. the pres.president had to go all the way to alaska to get some good, raw salmon. after changing the name of the mountain the president took time out of his busy schedule to hang out with their grills in the alaskan wilderness for a snack. >> don't freak out too much, but this is half eaten by a bear. >> why wouldn't the bear finish this sucker? >> the president