was that snook di or sheen?d out. >> sleep rhymes with sheep. >> they're wrong right off the bat. next quote, last night was a shameful train wreck filled with like blind cuddly puppies. >> snooki. let's have a look. >> it was a shameful train wreck filled with like blind cuddly puppies. >> jimmy: all right. here is another one. i look like a hot drunk baseball player right now and i'm loving it batter up. >> i look like a hot drunk baseball playing right now and i'm loving it. >> jimmy: charlie doesn't say that. we have two more. here we go, do everythisin that. you know, have sex with an old man and do everything to get air forced. snooki or charlie. let's see. >> do everything that you can, you know, have sex with an old man and steal a plant and then get arrested and then do whatever. >> jimmy: i would have had thought that having the sex with an old man would have tipped everyone out, but apparently not. here is our final quote, this is the hardest one, my passion is to poop and pee everyone and go grocery

he threw out charlie sheen, jerry lewis, and i think he may have done it as a jock, and charlie sheen said yeah, i'll do it. there's just a couple conditions. number one, the management on your current show has to sign off. number two, paycheck has to be right, and part of paycheck, they have to match 20% of his paycheck and give it to charity every month. so i'm thinking "american idol" is not going to want to go through and jump through these hoops to get charlie sheen because, in reality, who really want to watch charlie sheen on "american idol"? i think everybody likes is craziness, and stuff about him, but it might be much watching him twice a week on a live show. >> what does he have to say about the music industry? that's that part, too. >> exactly. we'll wait and see what happens. in the meantime, so tom cruise and katie holmes announces they were getting divorced and boom, boom, it was done. suri might was the one -- might be the one that get it done. lawyers sat down all day saturday hashing it out, but the main part was because of physical is your -- suri. the mother nuclea

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charlie sheen is here!"mom caves." the beautiful, beth stern is stopping by! [ cheers and applause ] almost forgot. this guy's having a pretty good year, and it's going to get even better at the nba draft on thursday night. ncaa hoops player of the year, anthony davis is stopping by! [ cheers and applause ] that's amazing. and we have music from alabama shakes, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] it's a killer show. anthony davis, that guy's amazing. his life's gonna change. he's gonna get drafted and then he's going to be a big nba superstar. >> steve: huge. >> jimmy: winning rings. >> steve: winning rings. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: being in some kind of video game. >> jimmy: yeah. i played some video games this weekend. you know what i did this weekend? i did a lot of unwinding. i mean, i was in my house and that. that means looking at a lot of e-cards. you know what those things are? >> steve: yes. you love those e-cards. >> jimmy: i just love e-cards. they're like the electronic versions of greeting cards

never doubt the word of charlie sheen. >> i have one speed.ve one gear, go. >> reporter: from talking about his headline-grabbing twitter feed last night on "the tonight show." >> what happened? >> i got tired of saying the word. >> reporter: to rumors he will be replacing steven tyler on "american idol." he is get an image overhaul, this time, for his generosity. the man who compared himself to a fighter jet -- >> i'm an f-18, bro. >> reporter: donated $1 million to the uso. sheen calls it an honor to, quote, be able to give back to these men and women of the military, who have done so much for all of us. it's a philosophy he talked about with me on "good afternoon america." >> if we look at an event before it begins, we have success. >> reporter: sheen is offering 1% of the profits from his show, "anger management." good news for the troops, since the show has dropped in the ratings. >> charlie sheen is counting on this tv show to rekindle his career and bring it back in the public eye. since it doesn't seem to be working, now is a good time

and charlie sheen -- did she run into charlie sheen. >> charlie sheen wants to check the joke you'rethis. it goes, charlie sheen's here. just so there's someone crazier in the odd yaudience than me. but he's sober and there's a gram of coke under his chair. and i saw him going nuts. i approved the joke with him before. i set, is that right, charlie? he goes, that's a kilo. >> jimmy: russell brand is here. we've got a show. we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions ofba "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by bud light. woo! played "pin the tail on the donkey" with dana all night. wow. lost my mio energy, hired this guy to keep me awake. here, have some of mine. ♪ mmmmm. you're fired! [ male announcer ] portable power on demand. mio energy. so does writing words on your face. if you were going to write three words on your face, what would they be? ♪ [ female announcer ] 100% natural lipton iced tea. it's delicious goodness, just the way nature intended it. when you put goodness inside, you can't help but shine on the outside. lipton. drink positive. you can't

well, charlie sheen is giving a million dollars to the uso. that's its largest donation ever. sheen also says 1% of the profits from his new show "anger management" will go to support the organization. >>> beyonce has recorded a video reading a letter she wrote to first lady michelle obama earlier this year, praising her as, quote, a strong example of a strong african-american woman. >>> well, reports say jennifer lopez and steven tyler were both actually fired by "american idol," but allowed to spin it as if they left by choice. apparently not anymore. perez hilton quotes sources who say lopez asked for a $2 million raise -- i believe that -- and was shocked to be told instead she was being let go. >> with tyler, his option was simply not renewed. >> is this possibly true? >> i'm going to go with inconclusive. >>> and, finally, the countdown is on. "the dark knight rises" had its world premiere in new york last night. it opens friday worldwide. >>> and this comes to us from washington, d.c., where the nation's capitol is all abuzz with intrigue, although, it has nothing to do

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charlie sheen, a possible american idol judge?y joins us live. >> this would be great if charlie actually ends up being a judge on idol but he has two very specific requests. one that his new show anger management signs off on the deal which would be good for them, a little cross promotion. his other request is that for the only he make a ton of money obviously but he wants 20% of his american idol earnings to go to various charities that he supports. so it's actually a bold move, a nice move by charlie sheen, giving back to the community but nothing is for sure yet. we don't know how honest he's being. we talked to nigel. he says he wants charlie sheen and jerry lewis as judges. i don't know if he can handle charlie sheen. we'll see what happens. but as of now, all three judges have not signed on yet. >> you sort of wonder if this is off-season big talk to keep american idol in our heads. >> absolutely. they want to pad those contracts, too. they have jlo, steven tyler. they're holding out for an even bigger payday. the show does

father martin sheen, could be added to the cast. >>> postal service maybe facing tough times financially but that doesn't mean the bills stop coming in. important information if you drive a hyundai. a company has two issued recalls, we will tell you what they are coming up in a bit. the water main break shuts down light street at baltimore and east monument, closed between wolf and patterson park avenue. it won't re-open until next month. this are no problems traveling on 95 through the fort mc henry tunnel. a live look at the west side, baltimore national pike. traffic is picking up in the area. no significant delays as of yet. there is more coming up from good morning mailed. -- maryland. >>> a boy's death may have served as a safety net for another young boy who almost stuffed the same fate saturday. sherrie johnson is here this morning to explain. >> this weekend, an 8-year-old boy was found lifeless at t the bottom of a pool. cpr saved him and a new law added a back up plan. the boy was part of a birthday party saturday, a lifeguard named mark noticed him in the deep end. he perform

charlie sheen, you are my hero. you are my hero.had a major epic meltdown in front of everyone, only to come back stronger than ever. this guy can do whatever he wants. i want to drink tiger blood. please, somebody, get me some tiger blood. >> i think it remains to be seen. yes, biggest debut you in fx's history. will people tune in going forward? critics panned the show. a lot of people probably tuned in to see what is charlie sheen all about. good for him. hopefully they order more episodes. he's a teflon don, can do no wrong. >> adele came out and said she wants to have three kids before she's 30. she went and collected something like six grammys, one of the most popular singers in the world. she's expecting her first kid. we're excited for her. >> we're excited. adele is so sweet, so talented. she proves you don't have to be cookie cutter, look like britney spears. you can have talent and get ahead. she has it all right now. >> i'm a little worried. all her songs are about heart break and pain, all this happiness might ruin her

but i know that he was on -- oh, charlie sheen. >> rihanna. that's charlie sheen. don't know those two. >> rick perry. >> how about this guy? >> he's winning. i forget his name, though. >> what is mitt short for? your choices, your choices, a, mittens, b, mitonski, c, grommet or d, none of the above. >> was three grommet? is that what you said? definitely not grommet. >> it's not mittens. >> mitchell. >> matilda. >> mittens? >> is it mitonski? >> i will say none of the above. >> none of the above? correct. all right. so how many of you thought that mitt romney's first name was mitonski? anybody? i will tell you, we were out on a sweltering day in times square and a lot of people did know what the emancipation proclamation was. a lot of folks knew about the louisiana purchase. benjamin franklin was actually the most i think hotly contested subject. when asked about franklin, really mixed reviews. >> no kite references? >> lot of kite references, some keys, some electricity. >> library? nothing? >> is he the sarah palin of today? >> i guess so. i think sarah palin --

charlie sheen's former assistant is found dead. investigators say drugs were found at the scene. we will have details coming up. >>> in 1985 the movie "back to the future" was released. >> this is the moment i have been waiting for all my life. >> it was a dell lowerian. >> it is time for your shot of the morning. we are heading to the windy city where billy is posting pictures for us. this is his view every single morning. thank you so much billy. keep the pictures coming to all of you watching. send them to us at fox friendsfirst@foxnews.com. welcome back to fox and friends first. i am ainsley earhardt. >> i am heather nauert. thank you for getting up with us this morning. let's go to the top 5@5:00 now. >> the top five stories this unbelievable video says it all. this is unreleased video of the kwie wildfires through the perspective of firefighters. the fire has killed two people destroying 300 houses and forced thousands out of their homes. at this hour it's about 70 percent contained. >>> well it costs 7 times more than typical fuel but the navy now steaming ahead with a pla

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the charismatic sheen was known for his popular broadcasts "the catholic hour" on the radio and "life is worth living," which ran on tv during the 1950s. the newly elected president of egypt says he will work to protect the rights of all egyptians, including women and christians. mohammed morsi, the muslim brotherhood candidate, also promised to appoint a woman and a christian to prominent positions in his administration. many coptic christians had voiced concerns over their status if a member of the brotherhood was elected. but the coptic church issued a statement praising morsi for working with all members of society. we have story from fred de sam lazaro today about the country of niger, in west africa. it is suffering yet another famine, but at the same time, it is working with others to help learn how to grow enough food for itself so it will not have to ask for help in the future. >> at 8:00 a.m. each day, the weigh-in begins at a regional health center. babies are weighed and the girth of their arms is also measured, a color-coded proxy for malnutrition. there's still the odd g

sheen. >> well done. >>> well, demi moore -- oh.r three daughters are so tired of demi e-mailing them and constantly reaching out to them and leaving sort of tearful messages that they are considering a restraining order against demi. apparently she is -- demi's devastated that they've cut contact with her and it's been reported that they just feel they need a little distance from their mother after sticking by her side through her split, of course, her very painful, public split from ashton kutcher and supporting her in rehab. >> you like to think that she's going through a tough time and could use -- >> they are her children. >> could use the support of her children. >> three girls. they should be there for their mother. i think it's horrible. >> they've had a real tough couple of months. >>> michael lohan, lindsey's paw paw, he's back in the news. he's apparently now expecting a new child with his former fiancee kate major. this confirmed the "new york daily news" here. they've had a rough relationship. he was nine months ago arr

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. >>> when you think about charlie sheen you think about tiger blood or winning or the cool shirts. >. but it seems he has called down and he is trying to do good. how his new show willb fen -- will benefit military ben knits in our taste -- benefit in our state. >> we have have details on a crash coming up. >> we are dealing with a crash on 695 on the inner loop. if you are traveling on 95, heading into the city, this is exactly what it looks like at 395. there's nothing to get in your way traveling through the fort mchenry tunnel or harbor tunnel but we are following a massive water main break that happened yesterday in downtown baltimore and you are looking live now at the repairs that are underway and i will let you know what roads are shut down coming up on good morning maryland. a cle. i wish i could keep it this way. [ dr. rahmany ] you see, even after a dental cleaning... plaque quickly starts to grow back. but new crest pro-health clinical plaque control toothpaste can help. it not only reduces plaque... it's also clinically proven... to help keep plaque from coming back. plu

. >>> charley sheen doing help -- charlie sheen doing help for the uso. actor now pledging to give 1% of his profits from the new fx show anger management to the military aid organization. the monies will fund an entertainment facility for injured troops in bethesda. >>> all right. so take a look at what's going on right now as we look at mount airy. we are looking at some beautiful skies this morning. we do have a nice sunrise across the area. we are going to see that going throughout the day. plenty of sunshine with a few high clouds which are making their way in across the area this morning. we look at temperatures right now where they are at 78 degrees. and baltimore and we are at 75 in hanover. upper 60s in glenwood and thomas point coming in at 80 degrees. it's been that way all morning. so we are going to soar with the temperatures. moisture content is up there once again. this morning, as we go into the afternoon it's going to be humid. not as humid as yesterday. but still humid nonetheless. so be prepared for some of the balmy weather. high press

. >>> and later this half hour, a real winning idea from charlie sheen.onate a million bucks to an important cause and maybe a lot more. where is the money coming from, and who is cashing in? details on that and more coming up later in "the skinny." >>> we begin with breaking news. reports that 21 people, some of them children, have been shot in toronto. at least two are being reported dead. >> we are still getting details at this hour. police there are calling this incident unprecedented. they say more than 200 people were at a party, apparently a backyard barbecue along a quiet residential street when a fight broke out and the shooting began. they say several weapons were fired, and at last word, one person was in custody. of course, we'll follow developments throughout the morning. this kind of violence in canada very rare. unlike america, they don't have issues with gun violence. >> that's right. that's why they are calling it unprecedented. >> it really is. >>> now to our other top story. the latest summer scorcher peaks today unleashing stifling hot

believe it or not, charlie sheen will be speaking at the induction ceremony. >> it gets better. >> i interviewed slash a few years ago, and what was intriguing to me is this great performer, this unbelievable presence. and then in the interview, this quite reserved man. >> really? >> so slash gets his star. now with the hollywood walk of fame, they will elect you, and then you pay about $30,000 to actually get your star. >> you pay for your star. >> you pay for your star. but the -- >> if you want this, you have to pay for it. >> but the organizer call him the greatest rock guitarist of all time. i loved what charlie sheen said during his meltdown, he said, "i think i'm a rock star from mars." >> he was with ac/dc -- >> guns and roses. >> that's what i meant. >> absolutely. he was the former guitarist. there's been conflict. around april, guns and roses was honored. but axl rose was not there. ably me, he will not be -- believe me, he will not be there on tuesday. >> interesting list this week. >> and you'll be watching tennis. i know that. >> yes. watching the clock. as soon as it s

charlie sheen?iewers at first. >> some stars talking about tiger. >> that's a little off the wall. we see how he can be. >>> let's talk about fan of the day now. >> let's do. go ahead. >> good morning. to verdi. look, her and her husband celebrseventh wedding anniversary they say and they are fox 5 number one fans. thanks for tuning in. dplaitions to you, the happy couple. to be tomorrow's fan just log onto our facebook page and leave a comment under vernise's picture. >> beautiful couple. >>> that does it for the 6:00 hour. let's send it over to allison and tony. >> your tiger blood, you're winning this morning? >> winning. every morning, all of us. thank you so much. >>> coming up on fox 5 morning news, a tragic accident, unfortunately to start with in fairfax county. without warning a massive tree comes crashing down, landing on top of a car, killing the driver. right now we're told a second tree is in danger of toppling. a live report from the scene straight ahead. >>> plus you heard about the s

a decision has been made about renewing misusage the roots martin sheen could be added to the cast. > night rises is still the top draw at the box office. the latest in the batman franchise to again just over $64 million in its second week in theaters according to studio estimates. it has grossed nearly 290 million domestically in 10 days that is a bit less than the rich on dark night, ice age continental drift pick up another 13.3 million in its third week. the watch made a disappointing debut fully in just 30 million in ticket sales. >>vicki: early this morning the runners route for the marathon along the embarcadero. my running friends told me they appreciated the fall. >> it is nice and cool. >>brian: small looks like a similar situation. thankfully there is no marathons' mafia if mid-90s and to fairfield and concord, edie's for the son of a theory if we will see sunshine at the beaches for tomorrow. >>vicki: we will see at 11:00 p.m..

jada pinkett smitt will attend the meeting. >> charlie sheen is donating $1 million. he has pledged one % of the profits of his new show to a new group to support wounded and injured troops and hitheir families. >> 5:12. parents are cutting back on what they spend. students are paying more of their own money to go to college. >> are you using your credit cards to their fullest potential? >> major delays expected downtown because of the water main break. the cleanup continues. we will check on the accident in [ male announcer ] want the most enjoyment from your home entertainment? here's the perfect solution. switch to a verizon fios triple play and upgrade your entertainment equipment with our 100% fiberoptic network and whole home solution, including a high-speed wireless router, plus a new multi room dvr and new hd set top box free for 12 months. hurry. switching has never been easier with the fios whole home solution. upgrade your home with one easy package. call 1.888.get.fios. contact the verizon center for customers with disabilities at 800-974-6006 tty/v. welco