thanks, sheldon.waii." guys, i know whit had something you wanted to say. >> well, yeah, my in-laws are in town. my mother-in-law makes delicious spam musubi. so this is like, you know, taking me back to the islands there. and i taught dan a little bit of hawaiian pigeon. [ speaking foreign language ] >> how did we do? >> that's perfect. sound like a local already. >> all right. >> and "gma" celebrates aapi heritage all month. be sure to check out the inspiration list on our website too. we'll be right back. ♪ look... if your wireless carrier was a guy, you'd leave him tomorrow. not very flexible. not great at saving... you deserve better — xfinity mobile. now, they have unlimited for just $30 a month. $30! and they're number 1 in customer satisfaction. his number? delete it. i'm deleting it. so break free from the big three. switch to xfinity mobile and get unlimited with 5g included for $30 when you have xfinity internet. >>> what was your lowest point? >> announcer: he lived in the spotlight. nba s

that's from sheldon. he told me he had it engraved. please return to sheldon cooper." one "inappropriate, yet i wish i thought of that" gravy boat. when i get married i'm going to register at the ucla cadaver lab. ew, why? 'cause i've always wanted a whole human skeleton and they are really spendy. so, you actually see you and sheldon getting married someday? not just someday. in exactly four years. but don't tell sheldon. he's still a flight risk. what about you, penny? what about me what? do you think you and leonard might ever get married? oh, well, you know, leonard is great. but do you think you'll ever get married? he's a sweetie. you're not answering the question. do you love him? yeah, sure, of course i love him. it doesn't sound like it. well, i do. do you tell him that? no, he'd just take it the wrong way. what does that mean? it means he is special and smart and nice and... are you gonna break up with him? no! maybe. i don't know. i had no idea you were unhappy. that's the thing: i'm not. i'm not unhappy at all. it's just...

. >>> tonight it is the season four finale of young sheldon.n has been full of ups and downs for sheldon and his siblings georgey and missey. missey goes through her first heart break and it leads to a series of events that leaves the cooper family on the brink. even the actors themselves don't know where the writers will take the show from here. >> it's going to leave the viewers wondering what's going to happen next season and even us as the actors on the show. we don't even know what's going to happen. >> we know as much as you guys about next season. we are so excited to find out what's going to go on next season. i have asked the writers do you have an idea of what's going to happen? they're like yeah, we have an idea. but that's it. i am like you've got to be kidding me. give me a hunt please. >> watch the season finale of young sheldon tonight at 8:00 on kpix5. >>> graduation season is here. we are celebrating bay area grads. graduating from washington high school and in the fall he is heading to united states military academy at west po

hey, sheldon. hello. i'm here for my haircut with mr. d'onofrio.the hospital. he's pretty sick. oh, dear. mr. d'onofrio's in the hospital. why do these things always happen to me? i can cut it for you. you're not mr. d'onofrio. i get my hair cut by mr. d'onofrio. you believe this guy? excuse us for a second. sheldon, it's okay, he can do it. he's a barber. he's not a barber, he's the nephew. he's an example of the kind of nepotism that runs rampant in the barbering industry. besides, mr. d'onofrio knows exactly how i like my hair done because he has all my haircut records from my barber in texas. what a i was nervous about finding a new barber, so my mother had all my haircut records sent here to mr. d'onofrio. there's no such thing as haircut records. yes, there are. have you ever seen them? no, but my mother assured me they were sent here, and i'll bet you dollars to donuts that this one doesn't have them. uh, excuse me. do you have access to my haircut records? your what? to paraphrase t.s. eliot, this is the way the world ends-- not with a bang

sheldon, i know stephen hawking. i worked with him.th a game called words with people you once worked with, you'll be off to the races. sheldon, i don't think this actually means... (tablet chimes) hold that thought! professor hawking has made a move. boy, oh, boy. oh, it's only a matter of time

sheldon, he's just gonna do a few magic tricks for some kids.end up liking the green lantern movie. don't be so hard on him. it's natural to be a little cranky when you have... (grunts): a quarter in your ear! coins lodged in body parts is not a source of amusement. when i was five, billy sparks put a mexican peso up my nose.

i mean, holae considered a little fancy sheldon's going to freak out. he worships hockey. was actually thinking about bringing him along when i go over there so he can meet the great man. that's really nice of you, howard. big deal, boy restraining order from stephen hawking. looked so nice next to the ones he's already got from leonard nimoy, carl sagan and stan lee. leonard, do you recall what i said? i was going to revolutionize humanity's understanding of the higgs bos on particle and you said sheldon, it's two a.m. get out of my bedroom. it was 10 hours ago. what about it? well i believe i've done it, and i'm only saying believed to sound modest because sweet sam houston, i did it. that's incredible. you break out the mat. oh, okay, mrs. all right. so this particle here is the bows on moving forward in time now, i was thinking, how would you go ahead and eat? this is gonna make any sense to you. sheldon i have a working understanding of physics. good for you. and don't stop working on it. you still going to tell him about you know who? yep still gonna introduce him, n

early senators cory booker and sheldon in favor eight. >> real honor to be riding today to speak in advance of the vote on kristin clark nomination to serve as the attorney general ofthe department of justice . she's confirmed kristin clark will be passed with overseeing the justice department's work to protect the civil rights of all americans. i have known kristin clark for years. i have worked with her. i know her and i can tell you that there can be no one better for this job. to say that kristin clark has an impressive resume is a gross understatement. she's parted her career at the justice and the civil rights division. the ac. she led the civil rights bureau for the state of new york attorney general's office and most recently, served as president and executive director of the lawyers committee for civil rights under law. no one could claim kristin clark after this entire career of service, all that she's given if she decided to take a step back and find a less demanding job, perhaps a former lucrative job but ms. clark has dedicated herself to the highest principles of our nation in

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joining us now is senator sheldon whitehouse.signed the letter telling attorney general garland not to do this. thank you for joining us. it's great to see you. >> thanking, wonderful to be with you. >> what was the basis of your case to attorney general merrick garland that he shouldn't appeal that ruling from the judge, that he should facilitate the public learning about what the former justice department did when they had to -- when they were confronted with potentially charging president trump? >> well, it was obviously a very controversial decision at the time. there was a lot of anger and angst about what was going on at the department of justice. and then along comes the decision from judge jackson that required that the entire report be disclosed. and in doing so, she made some really powerful findings. she said that the doj prosecutors, particularly from the office of the legal counsel, had been disingenuous to the court, which is brutally strong language from a court to a federal prosecutor, particularly to a senior fed

sheldon, what are the ingredients in pringles?etable oil, corn flower, wheat starch, maltodextrin, salt, and my favorite ingredient of all, uniformity.

senator sheldon whitehouse. he's a member of the judiciary committee.f the senators who signed that letter telling karlyn not to do this. i should tell you he's also a former federal prosecutor for the state of rhode island. senator, thank you for joining us. it's great to see you. >> thanks. wonderful to be with you. >> what was the basis of your case to attorney general merrick garland that shouldn't appeal that ruling from the judge, that he should facilitate the public learning about what the former justice department to potentially charge president trump. >> well obviously it was very controversial decision at the time and there was a lot of anger about what's going on with the department of justice. and then along comes the decision from judge jackson that required the report be disclosed and in doing so she made some powerful findings. particularly from the legal counsel had been dissing genuine to the court which had brutally strong language from a federal prosecutor it to a senior prosecutor high up in the department of justice. they filed unde

sheldon: okay. get this. the symposium he had a new method "for calculating the mass of a muon. five times the limit of (laughs) 'e' to the upsilon as..." (laughing) (clearing throat): okay. no, no. i'll start over. "professor..." (cracking up) i haven't seen him laugh that hard since the day leonard made that multiplication error. oh, oh, lord, that multiplication error! (laughing): he thought he carried the one. but he didn't. (laughing) it's not funny. that mistake got published. stop! i'm going to wet myself! hey, guys, guys, president siebert is headed this way. i wonder what he wants. doesn't look happy, so i'm guessing he wants to talk to sheldon. dr. cooper? told ya. oh, president siebert, i assume you'd like to respond to one of the suggestions i put in the box by your office. no, and stop installing suggestion boxes everywhere. you don't like written suggestions. you don't like when i give them to you while we're urinating in the men's room. if i didn't know you any better, i'd say that you're one o

hey, sheldon? hi. this came for you today. it's from your mom. oh! thank you, penny. mm-hmm.bles. oh, boy, a whole dollar. now, i can quit my paper route. so, what's in it? mmm, doesn't matter. half the time, he just ends up playing with the box. yeah, it's journals and research papers i wrote as a child. aw, how cute. is this like a diary? no, that's my potty training journal. really, your potty training journal? yeah. and forgive my crude penmanship. i didn't start typing until i was six. "august 7, 8:42 a.m. this is humiliating. what was wrong with diapers?" (giggles) there are some charts in the back where i kept track of shape, color and consistency. oh! disgusting. no, what's disgusting is he's still keeping track. why do you need all this stuff...?

sheldon cooper, and welcome to the premiere episode of sheldon cooper presents: fun with flags. i are going to explore the dynamic world of vexillology. hang on, dr. c. what's vexillology? vexillology is the study of flags. cool. i think i just learned something. did you have fun doing it? i'll say. fun and information are two sides to this video podcast, not unlike the only two-sided state flag-- oregon. oh, look. hello, mr. beaver. in future episodes, we'll answer some burning questions: what's the only non-rectangular flag? what animal appears most often on flags? what animal appears second most often on flags? and more. sweet! why are you waving a white flag? i'm surrendering... to fun. (laughs) now, today's episode of fun with flags is not fun, but it is important. "flags: you gotta know how to hold 'em, you gotta know how to fold 'em." let's start by identifying the parts of our flag. this edge is the hoist, and it's used to... excuse me, sorry, excuse me. cut. did you not see we are rolling? sorry. i'm having dinner with penny. i have to get out of here. and i have flag k

ah sheldon, i got my license to work as it's running instructor here. and now i teach children, don't worry. what's your story? take part serious on info migrant darkness. ah. code me to speed an expedition look into this for the secret language of wales. the exciting part of underwater listening. if you're getting a window into their, their life that you've never will never see your company research team to the pacific to the language of wales starts june, 4th on dw. mm. ah, [000:00:00;00] excuse me. this is daily news lines from berlin, columbia struggles to restore order. the president militarize a separate cities after more people are killed in demonstrations against rising poverty and inequality. the un calls for negotiations to stop the situation from spiraling further out of control. also coming up a shocking discovery and canada.

sheldon, just ignore him. good idea. attention is what birds want.

and mr sheldon, whether we like it, or god is entitled to a fair trial.chell is defending his actions to the ap, saying he was there to commemorate the 1963 march on washington not to protest floyd's death. arguments for the motion are expected before show been scheduled sentencing in june in chicago. mike tobin fox news. now to the deadly train disaster in mexico city officials set up an improvised more near that site so that relatives of the victims can come and identify their bodies and get support. at least 24 people were killed when an overpass with the train on it collapsed onto a busy roadway monday. ah failure in the horizontal support beams is suspected as a cause in that collapse, mexico city officials say an international company that is certified in subway and structural matters will now look into the exact cause. of what happened. facebook's oversight board has upheld the ban on former president trump on lauren blanchard in washington. what the white house and lawmakers want to see happen now. coming up, well, we had another day with extreme

early senators cory booker and sheldon in favor eight. >> real honor to be riding today to speak in advance of the vote on kristin clark nomination to serve

providers and consumers by the end of 2030 to net $45.00 cent compared to 2019 there was a huge blow to sheldon had pledged to reduce its emissions by 20 percent in a decade. but now in order to wrap things up, the company says it's disappointed by the verdict and will appeal. that's not only get the book to the more than 17000 dutch citizens and south. and i'm probably a mental run this case. this will have an impact worldwide. now, a judge has ruled a company like child as an obligation to prop emissions the same could apply to companies around the globe. absolutely. this will definitely have a ripple effect across out of drew addiction. and it's definitely something that a company strict taken into account, not only the boards but the shareholders. well, they are investors, they're accountants, et cetera. so i really think that this will have a huge impact on the energy transmission. an estimated $1800.00 law suits related to climate change are currently being fought in courtrooms around the world. climate law experts believe that this ruling will enforce corporate responsibility irrespectiv

i love watching raj and sheldon try to work together., it's like if alien and predator decided if you look at neutron scattering data... oh, penny? penny? what's up? nothing. i just wanted to make raj stop talking.

the extremist jewish extremists particular you know sheldon adelson who who died few months ago who was actually the chief financier of the settlements around jerusalem today the problem in shamrock which is a district in jerusalem the the the the claim that these these buildings belong to a settler movement at least these movements are being financed by extreme of mit's within the united states in the united states and you know i'm getting even tax free. tax free status so he did us has been part and parcel of this problem the extremist right has been part at the center of this and also the extreme extreme is in the in the united states you know those who actually financed both the lobbying in the us as well as the settlement movement in palestine israel and now in terms of israeli policies that they are seeing the same tune of netanyahu and his right wing groups it's been in power now for 12 years and his quote in 2001 right before he became a prime minister is that his main task is going to be to delay the raid and make sure that peace process is never cut it does it has never succee

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ah sheldon, i got my license to work. is this from the instructor here? now i teach children who does this? well. what's your story? take part serious on info migrant dot net. ah, the me ah, this is the w news and these are called stories. germany has acknowledged for the 1st time that it committed genocide during its colonial rule of what is now namibia in southern africa. german troops massacred tens of thousands of herero and nom up people. at the start of the 20th century. berlin is to apologize and funded projects worth more than a 1000000000 euros in namibia. everything president alexander lucas shall go, has told his russian counterpart of vladimir putin.

tom: lisa abramowicz this weekend diving into sheldon bateson berg's classic pricing textbook.he is trying to get through half of it this weekend. this is the one volume bible of the current -- of the curnutt world. have we forgotten what gamma is? dean: what is so fascinating in the equity derivatives market is there is a real dichotomy. the vix is falling very quickly. i think at least potentially it threatens a new low unless the market starts to move more on an indexed basis. there's this other side which i think is really important to watch, the explosion of the meme stocks. it is the tale of up shocks in these stocks, and wherever these big movements in stocks, this going to be big movement in options prices. so we have designed an index that just looks at the volume of options trading in the meme stocks, and it turns out this index peaked at the exact same time the vix did in january of this year. as that volume came out of the market, the vix collapsed as well. what we are seeing over the last five to 10 days is that volume index is starting to come back up, and we just

provisions of rule 1, paragraph 3, of the standing rules of the senate, i hereby appoint the honorable sheldon whitehouse, a senator from the state of rhode island, to perform the duties of the chair. signed: patrick j. leahy, president pro tempore. the presiding officer: under the previous order, the senate stands adjourned until 3:00 p.m. on monday, may 10, 2021. i do think maxine nationalism is inevitable that i also think that inexcusable and it's theologically perilous because anyway there's uncontrolled spread you can get the emergence of variance that are moredangerous . areas that kill more readily, areas that might overcome the best of our vaccines. so far the vaccine that we have each work well against the variance but the variance are the wildcard. this pandemic will not be over for the united states until it's overeverywhere . i think there is a way forward on this. it's not simple but it's possible. as senator barrasso said the mrna back technology is stunning. what you've essentially done is taken a somewhat cumbersome biological process and you've transformed it into a legalproc

. >> michael sheldon rdm financial. in the powell camp for now this inflation debate is not going away any time soon take care. thank you. >> thank you. >>> you're welcome how excited are you to get back out? get back on a plane or stadium for live sports? maybe a rock concert it is happening and fast not just here. today in the uk, nearly everything is reopening. after one of the harshest and hardest lockdowns in the world air travel is back in a big way, but not for the american flyer let's talk about all of this with four team coverage on a new day in the uk. julianna tatelbaum in central london and steve sedgwick wearing some florescent vest at gat gatwick. steve, i know you are on the tarmac and have to wear it talk to us about how travel is really starting to reopen. >> reporter: brian, can you imagine being amid a crowd of the scrum? that is still a long way off you are right in the introduction this is a good day we have travel here at gatwick i have been on the runway. i have seen a couple of planes take off th

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no fire song but then never kept me then the bomb than sheldon where the people who living today the villages obit deserted most of its inhabitants died during the attack. only the most fortunate devised like this man. for present these witness accounts are essential for proving the armies involvement in war crimes and freedom when we tried to shelter in our houses. but the shells kept falling and killed everyone inside longer and higher families were killed in an instant. and none of us to any investigation is practically impossible. since the area has been filled off for years. in jeff campbell, cultural capital, governments soldiers of visible on every street corner. this is the sri lanka, the 2 don't think a pity that until 2010 was close to foreigners in an area cut off from the rest of the country. through little the newspaper print work for has never stopped printing. this openly, pro camel publication has however, paid a bloody price for its political leanings. and i go to learning after incidence, all of them. and now me do, you know, can be so that we actually been here in

gamblers are vaccinated and ready to lose their whole stimulus checks playing "young sheldon" slot machines. just up the 15 in utah, senator mitt romney had a rough weekend. romney appeared at the state republican convention, where he was booed relentlessly by his fellow republicans. >> so what do you think of president biden's first -- [ booing ] >> thank you, thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: thank you. i've never seen rude behavior from a group of mormons before, but it only went uphill from there. >> you know me as a person whost hide the fact that i wasn't a fan of our last president's character issues. [ booing ] >> and i'm also no fan -- >> show some respect! >> aren't you embarrassed? >> jimmy: no, they're not embarrassed. like their leader, they are incapable of shame. and of course, this was music to the ears of one donald j. trump, who released a statement, this is what he does now that he can't tweet. he released a statement saying, "so nice to see rino mitt romney booed off the stage at the utah republican state convention. they are among the earliest to have figured this guy out

>> sheldon >> go.riday on netflix we'll be right back with more "tonight show. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ majestic mountains... scenic coastal highways... fertile farmlands... there's lots to love about california. so put off those chores and use less energy from 4 to 9 pm when less clean energy is available. because that's power down time. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: our next guest has her comedy album "yell joy" available on juneteenth. and it's available for pre-order now. making her "tonight show" debut, please welcome, the very funny joyelle nicole johnson [ cheers and applause ♪ >> whoo! let's go how you guys doing tonight [ cheers and applause oh, my god this has been a year of firsts for me i moved in with my boyfriend last year which i didn't think would happen 'cause i don't like to hear men speak [ laughter ] [ applause ] yeah i'm hetero, but trust, it's against my will. [ light laughter ] religious fanatics say it's a choice i wish it was. i would choose women

did sheldon change the wi-fi password again? yeah, it's "penny already eats our food." no spaces. okay. if you can't get me to stop eating your food, what makes you think you can get me to stop using your wi-fi? i believe that you're capable of great change. like when i finally got you to stop saying "valentimes day." you want to hear something weird? sure. in the year 2000, pope john paul ii was named an honorary harlem globetrotter. what are you talking about? you asked penny if she wanted to hear something weird. yeah, because i have something weird to tell her. oh. i thought it was a game. what's yours? there's this guy, jimmy speckerman, who used to torment me in high school. he sent me a message through facebook. he's in town and wants to have drinks. okay, penny, if it were a game, here are your choices. an e-mail from an old acquaintance, or the head of one of the largest religious institutions in the world slam-dunking to "sweet georgia brown." pick. just do it, 'cause he's not gonna let it go. basketball pope. and that's how it's done. what are you gonna do a

sheldon: oh, no! they sent the wrong spock! it, zachary quinto. ♪ our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪ ♪ then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... wait! ♪ ♪ the earth began to cool ♪ ♪ the autotrophs began to drool, neanderthals developed tools ♪ ♪ we built the wall ♪ ♪ we built the pyramids ♪ ♪ math, science, history, unraveling the mystery ♪

i wonder how long sheldon's got. these shrimp are all the same size.m in. can't be very long. hey, look, there's rothman's empty office. sad. mm, indeed. yeah. so sad. dibs. (tape measure retracting) what's up, fellas? what are you doing here, kripke? ah, measuring my new office for drapes. this is not your office. it hasn't been assigned yet. well, i called dibs at the christmas party when professor rothman tried to have intercourse with the toys for tots collection box. dibs?! this is a university, not a playground. offices are not assigned because someone called dibs. you just called dibs. shut it. offices are assigned by seniority. i arrived at the university first. i arrived at the office first. i'm the proverbial early bird. gentlemen. all: professor rothman. good evening. (others muttering "good evening") i'm glad that men are wearing hats again. they're so distinguished. ♪ our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪ ♪ then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... wait! ♪ ♪ the earth began to cool ♪ ♪ the autotrophs began to drool, ne

. >> did that look easy to you >> sheldon >> go.l how are you, josh? >> i'm all right, seth i'm all right. this is a big deal i put my suit on and everything for you tonight. >> seth: you look really -- now, i'm sure that's probably the best dressed you've ever been in your own kitchen >> well, at least in the last year this is a good excuse for me to, you know, i didn't -- i mean, i didn't go all the way. >> seth: sure. thank you for your honesty we do appreciate your honesty. josh, this is your first time on the show, but we have been co-stars in a major motion picture. we were in the 2011 film "new year's eve." we did not have scenes together, which i think is probably one of the reasons the film did not make its box office numbers. >> no. >> seth: but, did you enjoy -- i've often talked on this show with other people in that film how much fun it was to work with gary marshall. >> gary was amazing. and -- although we didn't -- we didn't have any scenes together, i did feel your vibrations >> seth: thank you >> on the set well aft

happening in america live up his creed tuesday will mark one year since former police officer derek sheldon kill deployed. there are rallies planned across the country, including here in the bay area, and president biden will meet with floyd's family on tuesday in san francisco leaders in the asian american pacific islander community met for the first time today and well over a year. ktvu is greg liggins tells us that they're mounting and new effort to tackle recent hate crimes. greatest see you in person, far east cafe in chinatown is where san francisco's a p i. community leaders met for the first time and well over a year. the luncheon was both a celebration of covid-19 rapid decline in the bay area, as well as a dialogue to discuss other issues the community wants to tackle we're talking about racial inequity. we're talking about social economic make inequity. inequity inside of plague does have been a virus for far longer than covid, the nonprofit group asian pacific american public affairs organized the event and says about 300 people attended california attorney general rob bonta and

sheldon: i must admit, i can't help but feel a twinge of envy.out the window and see the majesty of the universe unfolding before his eyes. his dim, uncomprehending eyes. it's like a cat in an airport carrying case. you know, it's not exactly glamorous up there. the water that the astronauts drink is made from each other's recycled urine. must be nice. nobody wants anything that comes out of me. (sighs): i wonder what he's doing right this very second. mm, conducting experiments in zero gravity. peering through his telescope at the birth of the cosmos. whatever it is, we know his life will never be the same. mrs. wolowitz: howard! can you hear me?! i can hear you without the phone! don't be snippy. i'm just excited to talk to my baby! i'm excited to talk to you, too. so, what's this mishegas about you moving out to go live with the little polish girl?! how about calling her my wife? wives don't take boys from their mothers. they do. that's why we marry them! i just hope i'm not dead from a broken heart before you get back. ma, please. everyone fr

sheldon, i'm disappointed. as a brilliant man, you're entitled to a vice. den or hunting your fellow man for sport. but this? lame-o. well, a) comic books employ storytelling through sequential art, an medium that dates back 17,000 years to the cave paintings of lascaux, and b) you play the harp. like that's cool. can i help you find anything? a comic that depicts a woman whose bosom can't be used as a flotation device. sorry. most of the guys who come in here like big boobs. couple of them have big boobs. hey, look, the new warlords of ka'a expansion pack is out. a new one? unbelievable. they just keep making up more cheesy monsters, slapping them on cards and selling them at 25 bucks a pop. it's like a secret tax on guys who can't get laid. they're not even trying. remember the satanimals pack with the hellephant? why, absurd. what was he, a bad elephant who died and went to hell? what could an elephant possibly do that would cause him eternal damnation? "wild west and witches"? what kind of loser cares about a showdown between billy the kid and the white

ah judge made that move today, in part to allow the publicity over derek sheldon's murder convictionower set to face trial in august. the three former officers and their co defendant show vin also face federal charges that alleged they violated george floyd's civil rights. some city leaders are showing their support for san francisco district attorney chase a. boudin who's facing a recall effort. san francisco supervisors dean preston and hillary ronin along with former state senator mark leno, attended a stand with chase event earlier today outside city hall. they say the recall effort is supported by republican operatives and wealthy special interests who are trying to divide san francisco. district attorney boudin is keeping his campaign promises, very ones. the very ones need i remind you that a majority of san francisco voters supported just 18 months ago. organizers of the recall effort say bodied is soft on crime they have until august 11th to collect over 51,000 valid signatures from san francisco voters. in order to qualify for the ballot. people who live in oakland will onc

sheldon, canada is not going to invade california. yeah, really?n can stop them? fine. all righty! "an 8.2 magnitude earthquake devastates pasadena, "reducing mighty edifices to dust, "engulfing the city in flames. "the streets flow with blood and echo with the cries of the wounded." oh, excellent choice. now, put on your hardhat and safety vest. oh, fun. i get to spend another night in front of our apartment dressed like one of the village people. you make that joke every three months. i still don't get it. leonard... wait. what are you doing? i don't know. what am i doing? look around you-- there's hypothetical broken glass everywhere. really? you're going to face armageddon without your orthotics? your choice. uh-oh, hypothetical aftershock! (yells) (thud) aah! and that's why we wear hardhats. ♪ our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪ ♪ then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... wait! ♪ ♪ the earth began to cool ♪ ♪ the autotrophs began to drool, neanderthals developed tools ♪

and mr sheldon whether we like him, or god is entitled to a fair trial.p, saying he was there to commemorate the 1963 march on washington not to protest floyd's death. arguments for the motion are expected before show been scheduled sentencing in june in chicago. mike tobin fox news. ktvu fox two news at. five starts now one of their classmates after the fifth grader says that he was singled out because of the color of his skin and accused of trying to steal a sandwich from safeway after school. let out today is classmates marched from there to the safe voice store. good evening, everyone. i'm frank somerville and i'm julie julie haener that safeway store apologized to that 11 year old, he says he paid for a sandwich and was trying to leave when a security guard stopped him and questioned him about his payment. ktvu tom vacar joins us now live from the safeway on market street and tom that young boy says it was a traumatizing experience. he does indeed say that and so does his mom. now for safeway. this is regrettable, and it's embarrassing. but for the c

chairman, an op-ed written by your senate colleague in mind, senator sheldon whitehouse of rhode island who wrote an opinion piece, as the u.s. withdrawals from afghanistan what is our plan for the aftermath? >> would you like that included in the record? >> yes, sir. >> without objection. >> so i will ask both of you when general mckenzie was testifying here a couple of weeks ago i asked him the question if he thought countries had honor. does the united states have honor? he said, yes. i would agree with that. i do think that if we are looking at a worst case scenario, you know, in vietnam all told, 123,000 south vietnamese civilians and military personnel ended up in u.s. custody for processing as refugees. i think if a year or two from now anybody who cooperated with our military forces in afghanistan is being hunted down or killed, this will be a horrible thing, of course, and if we have the ability to prevent that, kind of the way we try to in vietnam on a big scale i think it is in the interest of our nation to do that. it goes to the honor of our country and these are people who

sheldon whitehouse of rhode islandd>> who wrote in a opinio piece. as the u.s.u without objection.ng her >> so, i'll ask this both of you when general mckenzie was testifying here a couple of weeks ago, i asked him the question if he thought countriea had honor. does the united states haveh th honor. he said yes. i would agree with that. and i do think that if we're looking at a worst case 123,0 scenario, you know in vietnam alll tolled, 123,000 south u.etnamese civilians and military personnel ended up in u.s. custody for processing as refugees. i think if a year or two from ud now anybody who d cooperated wi our military forces in afghanistan is being hunted dowt or killed. thishe abi will be a horrible t of course. and if we have the ability to prevent that, kind of the way that we tried to in vietnam on a big scale, i think it is in the interest of our nation to do that.ho i think it's -- it goes to the honor of our country. these are people who have sacrificed, risked their lives to help us when they were theren and if they're going to be at risk, we should

. >> doctor sheldon your testimony with stakeholders to give tickets of the vaccination how is a communityrespond to this and what type of incentives are encouraging uptick work in the rural communities that we replicated. >> this far we know it's an outreach. >> we used to see whether or not in the knowledge of what is working and reporting back. >> any recommendation for employers who may want to incentivize cover vaccination for their employees, any recommendations you have for us? >> first of all promoted and we know and even though the highly effective people are immuno compromised, how those precautions available for these people in vaccination, pretty soon there is large entities on site vaccination they have a huge role in small businesses. >> i will invite any of the witnesses who see the results to reply of a committee and offer information on that, we would love to get that information, madam chair i appreciate you holding this hearing, it's okay to do hearings virtually, i'm really anxious to get back to work with everybody in person without masks in the committee room if there