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(cole) shh, shh, shh, they're here. (newhart) this is gonna be fun, firing everyone.tv. call 1-800-directv. (cheers and applause). >> larry: that's our show.thanks davis and jeezy, and thanks to nancy pelosi for having big gay identity crease for me. stay tuned for@midnight with chris hardwick. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show." welcome, welcome. i'm trevor noah. my guest tonight from the new movie "crimson peak," tom hiddleston is here. yeah! ( cheers and applause ) but first, but first, the big, big news. last night, i watched my first democratic debate. yeah! that's right. i'm no longer a debate virgin. whoo! you hear that? i'm a man now. now, the debates took place in las vegas and it was an exciting time to see all five democratic candidates on the same stage at the same time ready to battle it out. especially because there were only five candidates and after the bl

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(cole) shh, shh, shh, they're here. (newhart) this is gonna be fun, firing everyone.cable and switch to directv. call 1-800-directv. >>> with the directv 8-game mix pick the games you want to watch with the nfl sunday tigt. today in buffalo eli manning threw three touchdown passes including this one to ruben randall. the giants won their second consecutive game. in san francisco, colin kaepernick and the niners fell to the undefeetd packers. the niners are 1-3 now through the first four weeks. the niners will be at the giants on sunday night football that's next week right here on nbc. >> announcer: welcome back to the volkswagen passat post game report. here now al michaels and cris collinsworth. >> al: it's the fastest ever regular season overtime finish. 13 seconds, two plays. a lot ouz going on in the 13 seconds. >> cris: a lot going on in the two plays as well. it was a pick play that didn't get called. a guy is hurt and the rookie comes in. snead comes down to pick andrew gachkar. he's hurt. he has to go off the field. the rookie damien wilson comes in alongside

(cole) shh, shh, shh, they're here. (newhart) this is gonna be fun, firing everyone.cable and switch to directv. call 1-800-directv. >>> with the directv 8-game mix pick the games you want to watch with the nfl sunday tigt. today in buffalo eli manning threw three touchdown passes including this one to ruben randall. the giants won their second consecutive game. in san francisco, colin kaepernick and the niners fell to the undefeetd packers. the niners are 1-3 now through the first four weeks. the niners will be at the giants on sunday night football that's next week right here on nbc. >> announcer: welcome back to the volkswagen passat post game report. here now al michaels and cris collinsworth. >> al: it's the fastest ever regular season overtime finish. 13 seconds, two plays. a lot ouz going on in the 13 seconds. >> cris: a lot going on in the two plays as well. it was a pick play that didn't get called. a guy is hurt and the rookie comes in. snead comes down to pick andrew gachkar. he's hurt. he has to go off the field. the rookie damien wilson comes in alongside

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